Warning: This audio deals with depression and implied casual, suicidal ideation of the "I wish I weren't here" variety rather than the active planning or carrying out of self harm.
If these themes bother you, please don't listen. Like all Vanilla Velvet Audio productions, this is fiction meant for entertainment purposes only. If you're struggling with your mental health, please know you're not alone and there are steps you can take to help improve your emotional state....
UPDATE for all you lovely patron type people! I'm still plugging away, folks! Real life stuff got busy, so I had less time to edit than I thought I would. Boo.
Expect early access audio(s?) tonight/tomorrow. Public access on YouTube to follow. More Patreon exclusives are also all queued up for all tiers Pink Velvet and higher! ^^
I admit there are a few bumps in getting back into the swing of my old schedule, but all told it's going pretty well.
Patron exclusive audio time! After this week's posting blitz, I'll be almost, ALMOST all caught up! ^^
Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
When a minor car accident sends you to the hospital to get checked out, you frantically call your significant other for support. She never picks up! Some "girlfriend material" she turned out to be...
Hello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates!
I've been a busy little bee getting all sorts of things ready. Throughout 2025, I spent months commissioning new original scripts, some highly requested sequels, commissioning lots of art, and generally freshening up the joint. Regular audio production wasn't in the cards for much of last year d...
Hello, January! It's time for our monthly Patron exclusive art! After all, Velvet's gotta start the new year off right...by making sure all those rivals for senpai are staying right where she put them!
Fun (?) fact, I actually really love gothic lolita fashion, and lolita in general as an aesthetic -- which you'd totally never know looking at the channel branding, right? But! I've never worn it. "Goth but lazy about it" and "tomboy" are pretty much my brand irl as I've...
Hiya! Time for early access! Retakes took more work than I thought they would for technical reasons. Last minute equipment replacement had to happen, which required running a bunch of tests before I could even settle in and do the new takes. 2025 had one last curve ball to throw at me, I guess! Sorry about that.
2026 is going to be good, though. I can feel it! Not only is this going out to early access extra early (yay!*) but you can expect exclusives on the way too! ^^
...or at least re-record the busted af bits of the file. It's only a minute or so section toward the very end, and I would have caught it before now if I hadn't spent all week remastering part 1, but ffs.
Safe to say this is delayed. Sorry, everyone! My luck this year just totally blows. I'm going to go stuff...
Hi, all! Merry Christmas proper! I come bearing first half of early access!
This audio goes out tomorrow on YouTube; part 2 will be early access for you guys either very late tonight or tomorrow, depending. I might kick the public release of that by a few days/a week or two just so you can actually enjoy early access properly! (I also still have some patron exclusives to finish. Full production week for Velvet ahead!)
The remastering process for this was a pain in the a...
It's officially Christmas eve! Which means you get to have a look at what's waiting under the tree for you, even if you can't unwrap it quite yet. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Don't worry, though. You will! SOON.
This YCH piece was done by the always fabulous mejroong, with a "nice" edition edit by me. Naughty is on the way!
Technically, I have this week's audio in the can, and near completion. I could even get the finished product out tonight, if I really applied myself. (Although RIP early access.)
However: I'm not going to. It's for a good, creatively meaningful reason this time rather than the usual life-falling-apart thing, though! Whew, amirite?
Instead, there will be TWO main channel audios next week! ^^ A remaster and a new sequel, which ...
While I was on my break in 2024, after hitting year 3 (!!!) of Vanilla Velvet Audio, I started thinking about doing a refresh for the channel. The plan was to update my thumbnails over a few months, and have a retool of video visuals ready to go by June 2025, just in time for the fourth anniversary!
...yeah. For the most part, that didn't happen. Clearly!
But back when I was still bright-eyed, bushy tailed and full of hope/hubris -- y'know, before 2025 kinda blew up in my face lik...
ETA: Audio track updated. I told you I couldn't stop!!!
Hello, all! I come bearing this week's main channel audio!
I’ve actually been sitting on this one for a couple weeks. It was technically finished November 26, just needing a final post production pass, but I kept tinkering with the vocal track. Going back and forth, back and forth, never quite satisfied with the result, missing the deadlines I set myself. I think after al...
You might remember I talked about planning new video intros, so, sooooo many months ago. In late spring/early summer 2025, I commissioned an artist to create some original art pieces for that. I sent her some pretty detailed briefs, and boy did she deliver!
I've been meaning to post them for ages, but I kept procrastinating on adding the animated overlays, logos, etc. But as I've been slowly whittling away at my massively out of control to-do list the past few weeks, I finally...
This is to make amends for all my unplanned side quests and plot twists behind the scenes this year, repay your patience, and thank you all for everything.💖 [LINK REDACTED, ALL SUBS CLAIMED]
Click the link to redeem THREE free months of the $10 tier! Offer good until March 5, 2026!
Your No-Nonsense Best Friend Comes Over to Comfort You After a Bad Breakup
After your most recent romantic relationship imploded, you call your best friend in tears to vent on her voicemail. You never thought she’d immediately drop everything to come comfort you, but of course she does. After all, what else are friends for?
No, really. I have next week all plotted out! And the week after that! And the week after THAT! And...okay, things get a little dicey around January, but that's a problem for December Velvet!
Thank you for your ENDLESS patience through the total fubar, shtf, snafu that has been my 2025. I really don't deserve it, given the way everything ha...
Welcome, November! And welcome, new Patreon-exclusive art! This cute little YCH piece was done by NyxReiju over on Vgen (with a small color edit by me!) and is the perfect size for a desktop background. It's also going out to all Patrons, including the free tier.
You might wonder why I didn't opt for a holiday themed piece this month, given that Thanksgiving is coming up and the food puns I could slap on the title basicall...
THREE audios?! Yeah, but that's all you're getting today! Because it's late and I am sleepy.
This is around 10 minutes of speech, with a bonus 20 minutes of hospital room ambiance in case you want to pretend you're falling asleep just like Listener, with her waiting beside you. 💖
Worried Girlfriend Waits at Your Hospital Bedside While You “Sleep”
Two exclusives in one day?! Will wonders never cease?
This audio has a fun connection to a previous one! While not a sequel (because I would never paywall a sequel!) this story takes place in the same universe as Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You! so that's fun. There's one more in the same universe on the way as well. I hope you enjoy!
Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And Mor...
Who's up for some slice-of-life goodness? Because you're gonna get a ton of it today!
Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)
You've come down with something. Not that anyone needs to know, of course! Especially not your tsundere girlfriend, who will definitely drag your stubborn butt to urgent care.
IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT PATRON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CATCH-UP MARATHON!
...the crowd goes mild, golf claps all around...
I'm not going to say everything's coming up Velvet. It is decidedly not. I'm hanging on by a thread and the skin of my teeth you guys, oh my gosh.
But! Things are finally getting a little better behind the scenes. And I managed to get ALL the late patron exclusive audios in the can. (I think? math + memory is hard.) So they're coming to you at super so...
I come bearing proof of life, and proof of continued work, even!
Obviously, plans collapsed. I'm sorry. I am saying that too much these days (and I will continue to lampshade it because I am compelled!) but it's still true as ever. (I almost wish it weren't, it'd be kinda nice not to feel human emotions like guilt. Anyone got a Sociopathy for Dummies book lying around that might help with that? I'm not ruthless, but I'll learn!)
Tonight/early tomorrow morning, main channel audio in early access for patrons! Then, for realsies, recording new things! More editing! More audios! Late exclusives, finally delivered! Planning new content, OMG ACTUAL UPDATES, etc! And next Friday! Audio on main channel! With more to follow on the old original schedule, if all goes to plan. 🙏 Pleeeease let it go to plan.🤞
It's that time again. Presenting October's Patron exclusive art! And since it's spooky season, you know what that means: creepy, monstery goodness!
This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented mejroong, who did last month's piece as well! As a fun bonus, this is part 1 of 2, so you can expect a more monstrous transformat...
