The Snark Tank / June Submission THREAD! + Update

A lot of people have theories, but mine is that Ozzy Ozborn exploded into seventy-three-hundred particles when he saw that clip you made of him supporting the IDF. That's just my opinion.

Reporting from the Anchorage anti Putin and Trump rally NGL the vibe in Alaska is ominous right now

2025-07-22 18:47:48 +0000 UTC

You got 9 lines on your phone and I see all blackjack on my PC

Duckmaxing

2025-07-02 22:30:51 +0000 UTC

Testing how many lines you can write until you get Read More: 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 If you need more than 20 lines ur gae

Duckmaxing

2025-07-02 22:20:47 +0000 UTC

Hello maidenless rejects, I know Nintendo sucks now but seeing as they were a huge part of my childhood. What are some of your favorite first party Nintendo games, pre Nintendo Switch?

FOUL TARNISHED

2025-06-28 01:07:31 +0000 UTC

Ethan's suing everyone! Noah's been sued, Kacey's been sued, I've been sued!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-27 23:00:04 +0000 UTC

Chris aint reading allat

It’s Angela

2025-06-27 08:23:27 +0000 UTC

If a dog were to spread their asshole like Goatse, would they do it with their front paws or their back paws

It’s Angela

2025-06-27 08:22:59 +0000 UTC

Hey Pisstopher, Pisston and some piss guy. I worked as an interpreter for awhile in the UK, fuck that place. I loved it initially but after a few months dealing with people that can't read,write and ask the dumbest questions, I started getting burnt out. Usually, I'd help by changing the wording slightly or the meaning to help the process along but on an especially shitty day I translated a baby's name, for official paperwork, exactly as the non-english speaker mother spelled it out. Not as it should be. So instead of Kevin with a K this baby is now Cevin. We were instructed to translate exactly what the person is saying so technically I did exactly what I should've. Anyway, they said they were going back to Romania soon, so this kid won't even have the Romanian spelling of the name, which would have been Chevin and sounded exactly like Kevin but instead it's pronounced with a tch sound instead of the K, Tchevin. Which sounds really dumb. The question is, what's the most you've affected someone's life? Directly, indirectly, good or bad.

Becockled bitches harden my inches

2025-06-27 06:38:47 +0000 UTC

Hey Warlock, Titan and Hunter. Has there ever been a game that kinda made you understand the "video games cause violence" perspective? The first time I played Rockstar's Manhunt I was sitting in the dark in front of my TV watching the protagonist cut off an equally insane Klansman's dick with scissors while stabbing him in the throat with a syringe full of sewage while a snuff porn director was masturbating into your radio. Afterwards all I could think was "I kinda get it."

Corinth

2025-06-27 01:47:19 +0000 UTC

Hey voices whispering bad things to me at work. I have an actual question; why in satans name do you guys not eat before the show? This is the only podcast I listen to at work, and nearly every episode you guys talk about good food. I'm forgetful as fuck and rarely bring lunch, and listening to you guys reminisce about the food ya'll had, I feel dead inside. Thanks for the hunger pains you beautiful creatures

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

2025-06-27 00:40:15 +0000 UTC

Chris, can you fucking stop saying “I could give a fuck” when you mean “I couldn’t give a fuck”, you belligerent reprobate

It’s Angela

2025-06-26 06:47:10 +0000 UTC

Wallace and gromit Legos are real Google it

Pan_Of_Jello

2025-06-26 03:27:05 +0000 UTC

I know I’m double dipping, but I gotta say something. There’s a guy selling brazzein $12 dollars for 10 grams on eBay (thanks to Markiplier also). Already ordered some and gonna test it out. Get it before it’s all gone.

My cum itches

2025-06-26 03:16:56 +0000 UTC

Listening to you guys talk about killing animals for food is very interesting. My family owns sheep and we do the slaughtering ourselves. I can therefore kill, skin and gut sheep without feeling anything. Would you consider me sociopathic?

Colleen Ballinger Moriarty

2025-06-25 18:31:50 +0000 UTC

https://imgur.com/a/1QKJMRU NEW MERCH PLEASE

randeep kang

2025-06-25 17:49:10 +0000 UTC

What’s good defenders of dimwits!? Happy pride month to all the beautiful people out there (especially you Derek) what is the one thing that used to scare you and give you nightmares as a kid? When I was growing up, it was the crypt keeper. I used to have reoccurring nightmares with him popping out of my closet no matter what house I lived in. Now, I can’t get enough of horror and about to get him tattooed on me at some point. Love what you guys do and may the penis forever be in your favor.

Kingston gooning to flabber’s beetle bumpkins

2025-06-25 16:40:38 +0000 UTC

Greetings, Two and a Half Men a YouTuber named Spaceman Scott made a whole video on that Irish fella that offed his girlfriend. I’ll put the link in here… idk if Patreon allows links but 🤷‍♀️ https://youtu.be/0XrEBLBExPw?si=mTEduChcMmGx83Im

Ted Kaczynski

2025-06-25 15:36:45 +0000 UTC

Hello my intrusive thoughts. What’s the most badass name of someone/something you can think off from any media. To keep it short, in the game project wingman, there’s a civil war within the biggest faction in said universe (A nation comprising of Western USA and Coastal Asia 400 years after Yellowstone). Three members of the rebellion’s coast guard Were able to seize an advance battleship from the enemy’s navy, which ends up becoming the main flagship throughout the game. The captain of the ship ended up naming it “The Eminent Domain”

My cum itches

2025-06-25 14:08:20 +0000 UTC

Hey little boy, big man and big little man, I wanted to say that you guys are a bit too nice to Hasan in my opinion. Disregarding how people feel about his politics, I just think it is wild that he is not absolutely hated in left wing circles, because of his treatment of women. From being a pick up artist, telling people to seperate women from their friends in order to manipulate them into sleeping with you and making guides on how to specifically target collage freshmen for sex on the Young Turks, to frequently visiting brothels and taking advantage of low income women, while claiming he is a feminist who cares about consent, aswell as calling the police on his ex girlfriend because he was jealous. I think he should ideally use his on the ground journalism to inspect the remaining nuclear facilities in Iran, do you agree?

Blonde, blue eyed German man taking Alex Jones sloppy seconds and banging the self hatred out of Blaire White

2025-06-25 10:53:23 +0000 UTC

$1 million or a One-time use Kamehameha?

Kevin Spacey

2025-06-25 08:20:07 +0000 UTC

Long time listener on YouTube, First time using Patreon wanted to contribute to you guys for making my hard and boring night shift hours entertaining. Being the only liberal left in Oklahoma how would you guys feel if ya’ll had to be the only ones with common sense in a state full of brain dead idiots? Your Friendly Neighborhood Oklahoman The Dead Spider.

The Dead Spider

2025-06-25 00:32:10 +0000 UTC

Niggas in my Butthole by Hydrocoque is a level of gay lyricism that Derrick can only aspire to. I would like to hear his thoughts.

Charles

2025-06-25 00:23:24 +0000 UTC

Hey Dennis (played by Chris), Mac (played by Derrick), and Charlie (played by Kingston). What do you all think is the most cursed or snake bitten sports franchise out of any team in the big 4 sports leagues in America (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL)?

The Esoteric Order of Unemployed Diddlers

2025-06-24 23:56:24 +0000 UTC

Hello three grown men without 24 inches of dick between them, As a hardcore fan of gears who's also a bit of late fan (Born 2002, Gears 3 was my first real Gears) I find Reloaded to be kinda pointless. I don't have the nostalgia for the older game and the sluggish nature of it turns me off compared to the modern titles. But even still, something about my love for gears overrides how much I feel the need to hate on this remaster of a remake and I found myself putting a solid 12 hours into the beta and will probably play plenty of it when it comes out. I wanted to ask if there's anything like that you've experienced, where you have either objective or personal gripes with a game or any other media but something about how it connects to your life/memories keeps you going back to it. For me Gears 1/2 are less a guilty pleasure and more like getting addicted to coke and putting up with meth instead because it happens to be more popular atm.

Buster McTunder

2025-06-24 11:47:40 +0000 UTC

Hello gents. What show would you add Dr gay house to ?

Pan_Of_Jello

2025-06-24 07:04:31 +0000 UTC

Clifford the dog vs Lennie from Of mice and men in a fight to the death, who you got?

The White Larry Bird

2025-06-24 06:19:34 +0000 UTC

Hey guys: This one is mostly for Chris. I went on a date with a guy I was seeing for like 6 months and I played the covid song on Chris’s YouTube channel and he hated it so much we ended up having fucked vibes for the rest of the date and then we never saw each other again lol. Thanks Chris 😂 It was for the best actually, but still sucks. I think Chris may have indirectly saved me more heartache though so sincerely thank you.

Taryn

2025-06-24 03:03:44 +0000 UTC

Shut up

Sweeney spoils my parents death then kills them

2025-06-24 00:33:12 +0000 UTC

Mimic the octopus is a fucking incel

kweermo

2025-06-23 23:12:24 +0000 UTC

Hello beavis, butthead, and assface. You see those videos of people finding Easter eggs in games by shooting different items in some weird combo to unlock something. Its always made me think that there's some latent power/item we have yet to find in the real world because no human has thought to do something. My question to you 3 idiots is this, what weird combination of things do you think people havent ever done that could unlock some secret if done. Like getting a yoohoo enema and a vasectomy at the same time would unlock super jump or something. Stay dumb and gay

I'm not racist, my favorite pornstar is black!

2025-06-23 18:46:41 +0000 UTC

BOYS, America doesn’t deserve democracy. We are too retarded, too lazy, and too uneducated. We have been presented with very obvious choices and we consistently make the most retarded decision. I can’t see any solution other than forced re-education, but all these inbred fucks would actually revolt for that one. Anything Trump does is perfect, but don’t you dare make me learn. Seriously, fuck us.

I’s don’t see nothins wrong wit a lil shuck n jive, massuh - Hard R Kelly

2025-06-23 18:43:11 +0000 UTC

Before I got a more appropriate trimmer, I used to use electric hair clippers to trim my shit down before using a razor to finish it and I rushed and wasn’t careful. Straight up sliced a like 1/2 inch bit of my dick skin. Still have a V-shaped scar on my shaft.

I’s don’t see nothins wrong wit a lil shuck n jive, massuh - Hard R Kelly

2025-06-23 18:36:25 +0000 UTC

Sup guys, since a heat wave is currently happening in the Midwest I thought it would be a good idea to bring up some funny winter stories (sorry Derick) During 2011 in Chicago we got hit with a mad blizzard and it caused 3-4 feet of snow, only one person in the city died because he thought it was good idea to start jogging in the lakeside during the storm There's no rails by the lake so if storm happens, the waves will pull you in if you get too close.

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

2025-06-23 14:42:22 +0000 UTC

Hey fat, fat and Kingston. Since you liked my comment last week but didn't actually read it I'm asking the same question again: What’s the most panicked you’ve ever been? I was once shaving my dick and balls and saw blood on my shaft. I got so scared I had to livetweet it in Sween’s Twitter DMs to bring some comedy to the situation. Turned out it was just a small nick but I’ve never been so panicked. PS. Ask Sween about the Meek Mills SpongeBob video, he’ll know what it means

Corinth

2025-06-23 12:15:04 +0000 UTC

Can you guys bang and post it on patreon?

DerrickHand

2025-06-23 06:11:41 +0000 UTC

John bernthals punish in spiderman 4 like "IM A BETTER SPIDER THAN YOU MAN"

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-06-23 02:36:17 +0000 UTC

Guten Tag Fräuleinettes, I finally decided to give you guys my hard earned cash after listening since day one. I went to a Nickelback concert here in Alberta Canada. One of the openers was a band named Brantley Gilbert (sick name btw). You may know them from the hit single: “Read Me My Rights.” They played a new song of theirs that thanked veterans for their service to the United States Military, with lots of stereotypical US Military iconography. Their set was over after this song, however, the riff that they play to exit stage, is none other than the iconic riff from “Killing In The Name Of” by Rage Against The Machine. I could not believe my ears, I just burst out laughing while a bunch of stupid gay idiot cowboy Canadians looked at me like I was insane. I digress. Thanks for the laughs. Keep being silly

Filthy Gooey Stinky Ugly Fat Canadian Man

2025-06-23 01:56:37 +0000 UTC

They're like 45 they won't get drafted

kweermo

2025-06-23 00:41:28 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris, Derek, and Huell from Breaking Bad, If you’re drafted into the upcoming war, what excuse are you going to use to get out?

Derek’s Netanyahu voice sounds like Sam Eagle from The Muppets

2025-06-23 00:04:44 +0000 UTC

Hey Boyz, This one is for the Derrick mainly, when recording vocals for the sus parodies, do you often find yourself cracking up at singing such stupid lyrics? I ask after hearing Down with the Dickness for 69th time in a row today.

Scooped James

2025-06-22 21:29:10 +0000 UTC

Ahh my beautiful beetle boys, There is a new cyberpunk 2077 update coming out, what do you want them to add to the game? I want the option to shoot River when he goes in to kiss you cause it would be funny. Stay Gay and Safe

TransGayBeetle Getting pulled into WW3

2025-06-22 20:27:11 +0000 UTC

Death for who

kweermo

2025-06-22 19:46:21 +0000 UTC

If you read & answer this, I'll change my name so you don't have to read it again. Chris, Sween, Derrick, What is the most you'll let your loved ones suffer if the alternative is death?

I - I let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccwie! And he didnt wear a boicondom! Am I gonna get fagpreggers now!

2025-06-22 19:10:01 +0000 UTC

Howdy Snarks! I’ve opened the Pandora’s box of political discourse with relatives and immediately regret it. I live in Alabama with deeply religious and conservative relatives. How do you guys handle this sort of discourse with your family?

Hayden Glass

2025-06-22 18:01:10 +0000 UTC

Hey 2 balls and a shaft, fan since episode 0 and on and off again patron (I've moved recently and had a baby) a question I asked a few times but obviously never had answered is-what's the game that opened your mind to video games being more than just a time waste? For me it was heavenly sword for the PS3, it was when I started paying attention more to stories and the first game I played where the main character died and wasn't coming back in any way. Real consequences and death in that game made me realize that games could actually have a story to tell and that story can have an ending. keep up the yuckums

Lick my asshole on a plane, call that Skyrim

2025-06-22 13:28:43 +0000 UTC

Hey fat, fat and Kingston. Since you liked my comment last week but didn't actually read it I'm asking the same question again: What’s the most panicked you’ve ever been? I was once shaving my dick and balls and saw blood on my shaft. I got so scared I had to livetweet it in Sween’s Twitter DMs to bring some comedy to the situation. Turned out it was just a small nick but I’ve never been so panicked. PS. Ask Sween about the Meek Mills SpongeBob video, he’ll know what it means

Corinth

2025-06-22 13:03:21 +0000 UTC

Crazy how people realize shit sucks when it actually effects them

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-22 05:27:04 +0000 UTC

Dearest snarcos, A guy I went to high school with was the towns most notorious trump glazer, once literally stood up on the bus and loudly proclaimed he would gladly suck the penis of Donald trump were it presented to him. Fast forward to modern day and this nigga is in the navy and went from glazing trump on every social media post to whining about how he’s about to die in a war with Iran. Goodbye my nigga back to the lobby. No moral to this one just thought you boys would enjoy the story

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-06-22 05:08:47 +0000 UTC

Hey Johnny Storm, Ben Grimm and the other black one, you New Yorkers diss deer a lot which makes me laugh because they’ve been my favourite animal since i was a child, they’re common where i live and they’re adorable also yall shat on Luis Guzman as the ugliest Mexican one time when he’s in fact, purely Puerto Rican, hope that makes you feel good about your genetics, Chris.

It’s Angela

2025-06-22 02:41:52 +0000 UTC

Hey Three angry men. I just had a fact about Camp Lazzlo. The last episode it turns out Lumpus was an imposter and tied up the real counselor. Who is Heffer from Rocko’s Modern Life.

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

2025-06-22 02:32:42 +0000 UTC

Hey sassy gays, here with another right in. When listening to y'all asking what you can/cannot change your name to, I recalled a time at work (I work at Wal-Mart in OGP) that I'll never forget. A woman was picking up an order and her name in our system was, as follows, "God?s Child." (No, that question mark isn't a typo on my end, I promise) When we asked her name, she gave a different name. Unfortunately we need to get the name that matches the system so she then sighed and shamefully said, "God's Child."

The Senate

2025-06-21 23:26:21 +0000 UTC

Hey Mustard Mohark, Lint-Based Afro Box Wig, and whatever Chris’s haircut is doing to hide the giant bite in the back of his skull. Favorite food of yours that you only like because you grew up with it (not based on taste, convenience, etc) Every time I make a Beet, carrot, and orange juice, I add half a packet of stevia, not because of the flavor, or if it’s healthy, but it feels wrong drinking it without one, like how my mother used to make it.

Take a shot every time Derrick goes “Mmh”

2025-06-21 17:25:01 +0000 UTC

How many “damn that’s crazy” does someone get before you tell them to shut the fuck up?

Retired suicide bomber

2025-06-21 15:07:03 +0000 UTC

Hello gents simple question to the one who hates religion. Are those fat burner things safe ? One of the side effects listed is jittering lol. PS sneak the fat burner into sweenys hive water

Pan_Of_Jello

2025-06-21 07:21:56 +0000 UTC

Here's a hypothetical for you guys. You get to fuck a fictional woman but there's a five percent chance they turn into Sagat when you bust. P.S. Capcom, Bring back Darkstalkers. If not, then just Morrigan. Bring her titties back and put them in Street Fighter 6 and let us fuck her

Kingston, look up the Warhammer 40k Dark Heresy trailer, its a new CRPG in the works

2025-06-21 05:05:13 +0000 UTC

Hey my favorite gay black men and Chris, I don't know who said it, but one of you mentioned that you liked Yu Yu Hakusho. Do you think the series would have been more popular and have had much more of an impact if it didn't come out around the same time as Dragon Ball Z, or do you think it was always meant to be an underrated cult classic? Also, do you have a favorite character or arc from the series?

The Esoteric Order of Unemployed Diddlers

2025-06-21 04:02:52 +0000 UTC

Howdy howdy boys. I say howdy alot as a greeting and have been doing so since RDR2 but everyone thought I got it from that. It upset me, like dude that just me. Anyways have yall had a mannerism popularized by media or got mannerism from media? K thx bye bi boys

JulesAdventures

2025-06-20 22:45:10 +0000 UTC

The time is nigh for humanity. We have finally buckled under the weight of our sins, and extinction is assured; who better to usher in the apocalypse than you three? You are responsible for mankind's destruction, but how will you do it? I would go for the Reign of Fire route and just have hordes of dragons burn anything that breathes.

I hereby sentence Chris to death by starving turtles

2025-06-20 21:01:41 +0000 UTC

Hello Benadryl demon, the gay who lived, and Moist Critical Race Theory. If you were given $10 million but every time you orgasm, Ben Shapiro appears and critiques your form in real-time, would you take the deal? He’s fully clothed. He’s holding a clipboard. He’s disappointed in you.

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

2025-06-20 19:52:42 +0000 UTC

What's up figgernaggots? You're tasked with creating diabolical candle scents; what scents do you choose? I'd personally make "grilled onions and blue cheese", "tar", and "dog farts"

Pusy so gud it got me retared

2025-06-20 17:40:45 +0000 UTC

Heller, fellers. Y'all were talking about using a dualshock controller for Guitar Hero, and it reminded me that I actually did that and preferred it to the guitar controller. You used the shoulder buttons for the first four notes and the X button (or A I guess) was the orange note. Nothing to ask of any importance, just wanted to potentially give Chris or Kingston a headache.

The Terrytown Terrorizer

2025-06-20 17:25:12 +0000 UTC

Hey pink line and brown circles. You guys see that guy at a tekken tournament dressed as dr doom calling himself joe budden who got first place but was disqualified for going backstage and throwing toilet paper at the commentators?

I know you guys said to boycott nintendo but donkey kong turns into a zebra in the new game so im gonna have to get the switch 2

2025-06-20 15:26:36 +0000 UTC

On the YouTube Killer you discussed on a recent episode: if it's VoteSaxon07, I am from the area he lived in, in Ireland. The YouTube stream was proven inauthentic due to some CCTV that caught him out getting buses towards the victim during the time of the stream. He was ID'd by his friends from the footage, so they were able to prove it was him and that the stream was a cover. l've also met him in real life (I was a fan, of the channel not the murder). Have a photo with him, soured now though. Keep up the good work gents 🫡

Rocky Voice Adriaan

2025-06-20 13:51:03 +0000 UTC

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games or no bacon and no video games?

Gay for beatles

2025-06-20 10:30:14 +0000 UTC

Drink up, take advantage of that fresh liver while you can, ECH!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-20 07:05:17 +0000 UTC

Hello to the three queers in my ears my 21st birthday is coming up and I was wondering if yall had any crazy 21st birthday stories or stories in general

Mr.Cheddarbob

2025-06-20 04:34:29 +0000 UTC

Hello gay, gay, and gayest. Recently you guys were talking about how “the beach boys died” and you were wondering if they were still around touring, or still alive or whatever, and I wanted to share that a version of “the beach boys” still tours with only one of the original members and fucking John Stamos for some reason on guitar. I only know this because a couple of years ago I went to a music festival at the Jersey Shore and they were on before the bands that I was actually there to see. Their performance as actually pretty good for what it was, but a large percentage of the crowd only seemed to care about John Stamos. Also for some reason they had their volume turned up incredibly high, maybe so that all the old people with hearing loss that grew up listening to them could hear. Foo Fighters was the headliner and the mother fucking beach boys had their volume louder than anyone else on the lineup.

CalmTony

2025-06-20 01:42:46 +0000 UTC

Hello Jeff, Geoph and Jeph (fuck you) What is something you knew was going to be hammered shit from the beginning despite hype?

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

2025-06-20 01:41:21 +0000 UTC

Chris do you still use Ground News

tytychicken

2025-06-19 18:23:25 +0000 UTC

Do yall actually think Hideo Kojima is a good writer

tytychicken

2025-06-19 18:23:14 +0000 UTC

I’m about to graduate tomorrow, what did you guys think when you did

tytychicken

2025-06-19 18:23:02 +0000 UTC

Hey poop, shit, and dookie I was wondering if you guys would ever do sex with me and or each other? Thanks iggas (touch Kingston NOW)

He always edges,The judge He says he wil never cum

2025-06-19 11:33:46 +0000 UTC

Hello Player 1 Player 2 and Little Bro with the unplugged controller You talked about how Nexus mods doesn't have any mods of minor characters, but they do slip through some times. there was a lewd mod of Peni Parker from Marvel Rivals that was uploaded and removed from Nexus multiple times. So NetEase Games quietly responded by confirming her age as 19, as she's usually an underage character in the comics and extended media. an almost identical situation happened with D.va in Overwatch. she was originally 18, but since she's south Korean she was technically underage

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

2025-06-19 10:13:08 +0000 UTC

Salutations, GAY Tank (on account of it being Pride Month). With chapters 3 and 4 having just recently released, and the hype behind them, have any of y'all considered giving Deltarune a shot?

DripMH, the Lord of All Drip

2025-06-19 06:14:08 +0000 UTC

Derrick, you talk about how onions rile up your GERD. As someone with GERD (and as part of recovery from stomach illnesses, food poisoning), have you tried Low FODMAP/lowering your intake of FODMAPs? FODMAP stands for fermentable oligosaccharides, disaccharides, monosaccharides and polyols -- avoiding/knowing what other foods to avoid can help give the stomach a break if it is producing too much acid (or even recovering from illness).

Swavant

2025-06-18 22:38:32 +0000 UTC

Also check out the new turnstile album if you haven't. Going to see them in the fall. Cheers!

Sween bulldozing banter to virtue signal

2025-06-18 20:31:42 +0000 UTC

Hello you miserable wretches, your discussion about Panda Express a few episodes back reminded me that I in fact work at panda express as a manager, where I made $75k last year with health, dental, vison, and 401k included With no college debt. As a result, I have been able to buy a house before the age of 25. I agree that the food sucks though. Derrick, if you still want some panda express merch as you requested like a year ago, please reach out to me on twitter (@neuteredobama) and I'll see what I can do.

Sween bulldozing banter to virtue signal

2025-06-18 20:23:47 +0000 UTC

What’s up, adobo, sazón, and onion powder? What’s something you saw in any piece of media that so inaccurately represented something you would be an expert in that it made you angry? While playing the Last of us part 2, Mel tells Abby she needs sterile surgical instruments from the hospital. The problem is, given it was in an ambulance for about 25 years, none of that instrumentation would be sterile. It has to be stored at 65°f with a maximum of 60% humidity. Source: I work in an OR where we make fun of penises

The ethereal spinning fleshlight

2025-06-18 18:32:03 +0000 UTC

Hey fat, fat and Kingston. What’s the most panicked you’ve ever been? I was once shaving my dick and balls and saw blood on my shaft. I got so scared I had to livetweet in Sween’s DMs on Twitter to bring some comedy to the situation. Turned out it was just a small nick but I’ve never been so panicked. PS. Ask Sween about the Meek Mills SpongeBob video, he’ll know what it means

Corinth

2025-06-18 16:32:21 +0000 UTC

Lads! I am restarting the show from the beginning (as i routinely do because im psychotic) and noticed that Sweeny threatens to become a white man if Joe Biden won the 2020 election during episode 13. My question to sweeney is when?

Peepee Netanyahu

2025-06-18 15:25:19 +0000 UTC

Chris already read part of it on the beef boys podcast. Also that would be a very very long extra ammo that thing is like 30 chapters.

kweermo

2025-06-18 14:54:34 +0000 UTC

Figured you tards would be into this. There's a 4 issue comic book continuation of the 90s Spider-man series that resolves the cliff hanger coming out. https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1935340192749023443?t=Kce_HrmagAW2MbxjHVUg_A&s=19

Man Of Action

2025-06-18 14:18:17 +0000 UTC

Hello phaguettes. What are the top 5 liquids of all time, agreed upon unanimously by the three of you.

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

2025-06-18 01:39:38 +0000 UTC

Sweeny just says lies constantly

kweermo

2025-06-17 20:11:49 +0000 UTC

Whats up Charlie, pim, and Mr frog I come bearing news and begging for advice. I once asked y’all how to make friends when moving to a new state. Derricks coworker advice worked a little too well and while bar hopping for my birthday on June 14th I hooked up with one of my coworkers and now she is my girlfriend. How do I successfully date one of my coworkers?

The ethereal spinning fleshlight

2025-06-17 16:00:35 +0000 UTC

Can you guys talk about the resurgence of religion in modern times.? As a european, the large amount of retards practicing and spreading Islam piss me off the most, while you guys probably have more of a problem with christian nationalists, but especially as a physicist I am just tired of pretending peoples imaginary friends constitute valid arguments. Also just clarifying: The problem I have is with the ideologies and not the people indoctrinated by them, the followers usually are the biggest victims.

Blonde, blue eyed German man banging hot black chicks to piss of FD Signifier the fat cunt

2025-06-17 04:26:08 +0000 UTC

Hey buttfuckers, We hear about how some movies and games had cut alternate endings that were going to be crazier than what we got, such as Peter's dad being revealed to not have died in Amazing Spiderman 2. What's your favorite cut alternate ending for a movie or game?

RFK's brainworm

2025-06-16 19:50:01 +0000 UTC

With hurricane season approaching, the South is preparing to face the onslaught of hurricanes, floods, and tornadoes, along with the many “surprises” the waters will bring. Out of sheer luck, my home wasn’t directly hit for the last two years, but this year might be different. What was the worst natural disaster you’ve directly experienced?

I now sentence Chris to death by starving turtles

2025-06-16 18:25:11 +0000 UTC

Hey there P. Diddy(Sweeny), Bill Cosby(also Sweeny), and R Kelly(Sweeny again), and Chris and Derrick. Do ya guys miss fixed camera angles. I decided to replay the old Onimusha games(3 is the best), and some of the angles and art designed for those angles were actually pretty fucking cool. Also, fuck tank controls

Kingston, look up the Warhammer 40k Dark Heresy trailer, its a new CRPG in the works

2025-06-16 05:34:08 +0000 UTC

CORRECTION: I went to high school in cali and have family currently in school in cali. I don't know where the fuck sweeny heard that, but we absolutely go to school 5 days a week 8 hours a day, maybe some gay ass private school would do that but public schools there is curriculums to follow.

Punished Columbo

2025-06-16 05:29:51 +0000 UTC

Hello nutsacks, Not a question but some news that happened near me. Some guy shot two state representatives 20 mins from I live. It happened in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. He was wearing a fucking latex face mask while ringing the door bells of the homes of these politicians to shoot them. Last update of writing this, he left his cowboy hat on the side of the highway alongside his abandoned car in the sticks. He got captured. I wonder what's gonna happen next to my gay little Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul).

Mr. Hot Salsa

2025-06-15 21:19:04 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockbois, Last month our renowned Health and Human Services secretary RFK Jr took his grandchildren and went swimming in the highly contaminated waters of Rock Creek. It got me thinking, what is the dumbest/craziest thing you guys have done on a drunken (or sober) dare? Thanks for the gay.

Fondled by a carny on the Ferris wheel

2025-06-15 19:18:31 +0000 UTC

Wuzz good Snark gentlemen Not a question but you guys talkin about rockstar horde mode made me remember what my friends and I would do. In gta 5 online they added muskets for the 4th of July so we would all use muskets and stack cars as a barricade at the docks and fight against the fascist police for independence( we'd always lose)

Thugzilla 2000...This time its GAY

2025-06-15 17:49:51 +0000 UTC

Have any of you become more prejudice towards certain groups of people from working retail or customer service? For example after working at sams club, ive definitely developed an extreme distaste towards fat people, old people, white Southerners, and Chinese people. The obese, elderly, and Chinese share this trait of always looking confused and not being aware of their surroundings and running into shit, and white southerners put on this faux display of kindness when theyre like the rudest people on earth. Obviously i dont truly hate people who fall in those categories, but i cant help this feeling of disgust when i see them at first

I know you guys said to boycott nintendo but donkey kong turns into a zebra in the new game so im gonna have to get the switch 2

2025-06-15 16:47:23 +0000 UTC

EXTRA AMMO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE AND DRAW A COMIC!!!!!!! Chris already doodles shit during the show, and you cums in the past have already talked how yall drew comics during your school yard years. You guys could write the story as chris draws it, or even take turns drawing each panel. Maybe it can become merch like an awesome tote bag design. Eat shit and die. P.S. when Jojo and Derrick inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Gym Broboy

2025-06-15 14:35:04 +0000 UTC

Not a question, Chris needs to be flogged for not liking toaster strudels

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-06-15 14:22:03 +0000 UTC

Hello men who keep my work day flowing, On a recent episode of the podcast. There was a discussion about music in different languages. My question to you is are there any genres that you think one culture or language does best? I think that Japanese musicians have a choke hold on the style of jazz fusion, and highly recommend artist like casiopea and t-square. Later gang

SovietPenguins

2025-06-15 11:18:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Epic Rap Battles of Cancer, As (probably) your only genderfluid listener, I have to ask, if you could invent a third assigned sex at birth, what would it be?

Fun fact- the director of the upcoming Elden Ring movie has played through the game seven times, we’re eating good fellas

2025-06-15 04:44:39 +0000 UTC

Who would you choose?

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-15 04:42:41 +0000 UTC

Heya Boyos, if you could make any non-romacable character in any video game romancable, who would you choose and how would change the game to make it make sense.

Punished Columbo

2025-06-14 17:52:23 +0000 UTC

Hello Three musty queers! First time question, Second class citizen here. Here an interesting queer-y just in time for pride month: Who is your ideal gay husband?

Loud_Fart.wav

2025-06-14 16:13:54 +0000 UTC

With being now halfway to #666, any plans to get Satan on? Maybe Kingston's Dad?

The White Larry Bird

2025-06-14 08:31:52 +0000 UTC

That's pretty good, but I would have worked in takin' chodes somewhere in there

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-14 06:57:50 +0000 UTC

Kingston if you're in the market for a car I unironically recommend a Prius. They're great for city driving and save ass loads on gas. They're also surprisingly roomy.

ShoreMcLoving

2025-06-14 00:51:01 +0000 UTC

To the tune of Country Roads. Fuckin’ butts, Gay dude butts Bustin’ nuts, In their guts I’m not Homo, It’s just FOMO Fuckin’ butts Gay dude butts.

Cyrus Fisher

2025-06-13 19:58:39 +0000 UTC

Hey there Topher Ray Ray, Derrick Whiteman, and Thomas. What's your song of the summer? I think it's going to be a YE NHH Summer. Thanks Okay bye! 👋

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-06-13 16:10:52 +0000 UTC

What’s up proboscis monkey, howler monkey, and silverback gorilla? Whats a video game sequel you so desperately want it keeps you up at night crying like a little bitch. For the last half a decade I’ve been screaming into the uncaring void for Titanfall 3 and all I’ve received is cancelled games and apex bullshit. It makes me consider turning myself into a fresh cobain.

The ethereal spinning fleshlight

2025-06-13 12:58:44 +0000 UTC

You guys should do an extra ammo where you read out the entirety of the fan fic "Sonic Highschool"

Hope you enjoyed my ass Batman, cause now your gay

2025-06-13 08:26:16 +0000 UTC

Big big men, this summer I’ve taken a job working at a summer camp for the mentally disabled. Every camper is a huge fan of yours. More notably, every time there’s a dance party multiple people request Imagine Dragons. Anecdotal evidence of how shit they are, but still relevant.

Hardon of Akkok

2025-06-13 03:19:41 +0000 UTC

Snark whores, what’s your nightmare blunt rotation? We always hear about dream ones so I wanna know who your top 3 worst mfs your passing to the left to. Mine would be Jordan Peterson, Chrischan, and sweens dad.

The man who cums hot wheels

2025-06-13 02:01:28 +0000 UTC

Hey there lads of different shades. You guys were talking about hyper-specific parts of games and it reminded me of something in Assassin's Creed 2. You could toss money on the ground and the NPCs would scramble for it. What I would do is poison a guard, who would then start swinging their weapon wildly in this thickly packed crowd. Was I the only depraved asshole who figured this out?

Sylvester Stallone's Secret Piss Addiction

2025-06-12 21:45:18 +0000 UTC

Yo Boys. No time for pleasantries. I NEED!!! yall to react to “Transparent Cleaning” on YouTube. Crazy to think shit like that is just sitting on there while people are too scared to say someone killed themselves.

Jumped MoJo JoJo

2025-06-12 19:53:13 +0000 UTC

Happy pride month my Homo/non-hetoro men, what is the weirdest health advice your parents/guardian gave you that actually work. For me it was when the roof of my mouth would get sore and I would get sick right after. I told my mom about it and she told to me it happens to her too and she relieves it by pressing her thumb on the roof of her mouth and it stops her from getting sick. I tried this later on and it works for some reason. now when ever I I'm about to get sick I can veto it.

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

2025-06-12 19:38:50 +0000 UTC

332 is private IDIOTS!

Homeless Bc I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2

2025-06-12 18:56:37 +0000 UTC

I have a question for the brown circle. He tweeted a few times that absolute batman is so good that it could potentially fix his character. I honestly couldnt disagree more and would love for sween to go into more detail about what makes it so much better for him

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

2025-06-12 01:32:46 +0000 UTC

Greetings Ho, Ho, and Ho If you were to make a jukebox musical about your life (that’s a musical where all the songs are pre-existing and licensed) which band/artist would you want to pull from? i.e. I imagine Chris would want to use Rise Against in his musical.

Tuberculosis voice- It would mean a lot to me… and Kingston… if you stopped fuckin all those gay little beetles, John.

2025-06-11 22:30:42 +0000 UTC

Hey Stinky (K), Stench-Bucket (D) and Smells like Lavender and Peaches (C), what’s the worst fight or injury you saw in your school? Mine was a kid that snapped someone’s forearm over the edge of a table because he called him a butt-muffin.

It’s Angela

2025-06-11 18:48:41 +0000 UTC

Hello boy toys, When I was still in the Marines, we would have our Marine Corps Ball in a very nice place while wearing our nice, tailored dress blues. One year, our Commanding Officer (CO) had the bright idea to have a “field ball”. We hiked 3 miles from our hooches and 2.5 miles back, stopped to set up a communal tent, stayed in our sweaty cammies, and had famous daves in the woods, only a half mile from AC and proper beds. That night, one of our guys got up to piss, went up to our CO while he was sleeping and pissed all over him and his sleeping bag

Rape-it Ralph

2025-06-11 16:53:35 +0000 UTC

What’s up sisterless, fatherless, and motherless fat bastard? What’s something you heard in media that immediately pissed you off. While putting together some ortho trauma instrumentation at work I heard the lyrics from a song saying “you’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you” which instantly sent me into a rage thought spiral. Clearly the song IS about whoever they’re talking about but they’re acting like it isn’t and it makes me angry. Good day gentlemen

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

2025-06-11 14:20:18 +0000 UTC

Waz good gays. This ones for Chris I miss the option to play elites in halo and always thought it be a fun idea if you weren't limited to just spartans or elites. I personally always wanted to play as a grunt and blow myself up on an enemy warthog. If you were in charge of the next Halo would you bring back just elites? Or add brutes, drones ect?

Thugzilla X Gay Beatle Seeds of Bussy Garden

2025-06-11 13:25:16 +0000 UTC

But that's just a theory, A CONSPIRACY THEORY! Thanks for watching!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-11 06:26:34 +0000 UTC

Happy pride month my three gay uncles! Anyway did you ever watch X-files? Member when a shadowy government guy claimed Sadam hussein was an actor and not a real dictator? Wild

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-11 01:38:43 +0000 UTC

Greetings three gayos, just wanted to mention that MATPAT IS IN GOVERNMENT Here link for reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/eHVXzqcfOz Love you, my little batty boys M’WAH

I’m just a long dicked son of a jizzer, searching for new ways I can get off

2025-06-11 00:28:16 +0000 UTC

I had to stop playing rainbow 6 siege as a teenager because I once threw a controller through my wall and was then (rightfully) beat by my father, have you guys ever had to shelf a game you were playing for your own good?

Harry rekt em!

2025-06-10 23:48:56 +0000 UTC

🎶 there's a hole in my heart where John Red Corn should go, there's a hole! There's a hole! 🎶

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-10 02:00:10 +0000 UTC

Personally I drink alot. That sounds like a joke but it's not

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-10 01:56:37 +0000 UTC

hey guys did you guys hear about the Youtuber and his wife getting shot and killed on live-stream beause of a copyright dispute, Finny da legend was in copyright dispute with the youtube shooter. finny went on a trip to Vegas with his wife and was irl streaming, then the shooter booted up his stream driving around vegas yelling about coming to his turf and trying to find them. it all ended in the shooter running up to finny and his partner while on stream the shooter shot and killed finny then shot and killed his wife after she try to pick up the camera. This situation is really fucked up. copyright dispute turn double homicide

randeep kang

2025-06-10 00:24:36 +0000 UTC

Hey there my 2 favourite blacks on the internet (not you sween, your iq is too low to count as one of us) What are some of your preferred examples of games that weren't actually all that great on paper, but you enjoyed way more than you should've? for me it was Speedy Eggbert, a shovelware tier pc platformer from 2002 that i played endlessly as a child

Neil DeGrasse Tyson explaining gravity to a falling child

2025-06-09 23:59:51 +0000 UTC

Hey real shit. This feeling came out of nowhere but recently I've been having almost nightly anxiety or panic attacks about my mortality. Is there anything yall do to help cope with the inevitable march of death. Somebody please help. Thanks k bi happy gay month

JulesAdventures

2025-06-09 23:05:29 +0000 UTC

Hello Gay, Gayy, and Gayddy, Were you guys ever into going to arcades at any point in your lives? If you were, what were your favorite games there? Since I was born in the late 90s, arcades were already dying off when I was growing up. I feel like I missed out on a really cool experience and moment in time.

RFK's brainworm

2025-06-09 22:28:50 +0000 UTC

It's always an uncle

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-09 22:05:53 +0000 UTC

My cousin recently invited me on a road trip to the Northeast, where we will travel from Louisiana to as far north as Maine. One town we plan to stay in is Point Pleasant, West Virginia. We’re stopping here to visit the surrounding forest and the nearby river where the Silver Bridge once stood; these were the first and last places where Mothman was sighted. Would you explore a “haunted” or otherwise supernatural location if you had the chance?

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

2025-06-09 21:39:11 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite degenerates and happy Pride! I'm fairly sure by the time you read this you will have seen this info elsewhere, but Jonathan Joss's murder is allegedly guaranteed to be a hate crime. He and his husband were in their front yard, mourning the loss of their home that burned down, when a neighbor approached and started slinging homophobic remarks and brandishing a gun. The neighbor was going to shoot Jonathan's husband when Jonathan stepped in and defended him, receiving lead in his face for his troubles. San Antonio police were very hesitant to label it a hate crime at first and less than 24 hours later they admitted that it was very likely but that would be for a judge to decide because, at least in Texas (to my best understanding), hate crimes are decided at sentencing as an add on to another crime. Wish I had a more lighthearted write in but as a member of the LGBTQ+ myself I wanted to make sure the whole story got told. We are out here fighting not only to love and be who we are but to live altogether. Much love from your Friendly Neighborhood Fag, enjoy your riots 💜

Slut in Theory but not in Practice

2025-06-09 19:48:42 +0000 UTC

Hey there my beautiful bati boys? As I've matured into myself, I've realized that I don't connect to a lot of LQBGQ culture, despite being part of the community. I don't like clubbing, I find drag boring af, and I like a lot of "straight-guy" stuff, like FPS games, action movies, and metal. I also, however, still enjoy men's butts. So with all that said, what are some ways yall don't fit into your stereotypes?

Sadam Eye-zer

2025-06-09 19:24:34 +0000 UTC

Sup Rioters, My uncle who’s never been to LA is telling me you lefties are burning it down and that they should just shoot them. How “burnt down” actually is it?

American_Butter

2025-06-09 18:09:15 +0000 UTC

Whats up Chris, Derrick. and morbidly obese falmer? Whats a video game concept you’d love to see happen? I want a western RPG set immediately after the Bronze Age collapse, which was basically the walking dead happening in real life where every single major civilization collapsed all at once.

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

2025-06-09 14:07:26 +0000 UTC

Dear mouth, stomach, and anus. When did you have a moment where your parents/guardian seemed really old? For me it was when my mother became winded by walking to and from the kitchen.

RFK coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice on the verge of tears telling his wife I can't keep up this charade

2025-06-09 10:14:13 +0000 UTC

Speaking of the worm from gears of war, did you see cliffy tweet how he has no explanation for how the locust managed to control it? He said something along the lines of “things don’t need to be explained sometimes you do something cause it’s really cool” I love that mentality.

Gay-Z and Cockafeller

2025-06-09 03:17:20 +0000 UTC

Hey there P. Diddy(Sweeny), Bill Cosby(also Sweeny), and R Kelly(Sweeny again), and Chris and Derrick. Do ya guys miss fixed camera angles. I decided to replay the old Onimusha games(3 is the best), and some of the angles and art designed for those angles were actually pretty fucking cool. Also, fuck tank controls

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

2025-06-09 03:07:19 +0000 UTC

Yeah it was the fact he waa doing it to women who were either colleagues and not known to be into the same stuff as him, or were in a lower position to him, which is workplace abuse People hyperfixate on the phone sex aspect, but it's the unprofesionalism and lack of unpressured consent that was the real issue

Sween getting scared by Beetlejuice before he even does anything because of his name

2025-06-08 23:35:07 +0000 UTC

Hey my favorite crackheads and debutantes, If you could bring back a dead game franchise, and that comeback would be guaranteed to be good, what franchise would you pick?

RFK's brainworm

2025-06-08 23:32:28 +0000 UTC

Before Iron Man, I didn't know anything about RDJ, so when I watched Tropic Thunder and missed the begining prologue, I genuinely didn't realize he was in blackface until midway through the movie

Sween getting scared by Beetlejuice before he even does anything because of his name

2025-06-08 23:28:42 +0000 UTC

Commenting in hopes of boosting. I need them to read this

Sween getting scared by Beetlejuice before he even does anything because of his name

2025-06-08 23:24:21 +0000 UTC

If you could erase one race’s worst stereotype but had to make another one twice as powerful, what would you pick?

Tej Brar

2025-06-08 22:05:30 +0000 UTC

Hey my favorite gaggle of cum guzzling heroin jockeys! What is the truly the angriest you’ve ever been? Like if you were a cartoon character you’d be animated with steam coming out your ears and flames in your eyes. PS. Ask Sween about the Meek Mills SpongeBob video, he’ll know what it means.

Corinth

2025-06-08 21:08:51 +0000 UTC

Mouth 4 of asking for a mass effect movie extra ammo im slowly losing my mind i don't know how much longer i can do this oh god i love you all

Freddie your bigges fan

2025-06-08 17:46:40 +0000 UTC

Hello non-whites, question for Derrick. Can you name 3 things you like about religion and/or 3 things you hate about metal?

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

2025-06-08 15:40:11 +0000 UTC

Hello to my three beautiful bouncing baby boys. You guys should do another live show for Patreon subscribers. Everyone should have to wear name tags, but instead our real names it'll show our Patreon name. Thoughts? Thanks love you all so much. ❤️

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-06-08 13:44:53 +0000 UTC

Fuck

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-08 07:32:08 +0000 UTC

I don't like it either, but im not even remotely surprised

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-08 07:29:14 +0000 UTC

PEOPLE ARE GOONING TO THE GIRL IN PRAGMATA! THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL FROM PROGMATA! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

2025-06-07 23:38:29 +0000 UTC

Hey boys. Fo you guys think Vageta is a saiyin hotep? He keeps going on about saiyin pride and calling not calling Goku by his earth name.

Limbus company is a really good game, I swear

2025-06-07 22:15:07 +0000 UTC

Hay gay. I just want to clarify some misconceptions about the gears of war lore. 1 humans didn't colonize Sera it's just a different earth. And 2 the locust are not a native species they were created by the COG while trying to find a cure for imulsion sickness.

Recklessrhino

2025-06-07 20:58:11 +0000 UTC

(I am trying to give Chris gender dysphoria)

Gaper in a Gay land

2025-06-07 19:52:09 +0000 UTC

Greetings, faggots. Since its pride month, i think you should buy each other's pride outfits and wear them on the show

Gaper in a Gay land

2025-06-07 19:51:52 +0000 UTC

I have bad news. Apparently the ones in charge of Dragon Age Veilguard are set to be in charge of Baldurs Gate 4...

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

2025-06-07 18:03:33 +0000 UTC

Greetings fuck boys. Planning on going to a road trip to Vegas, first time for both. Do you have any advice to survive the fent demons on the road? Thanks and keep it GAY.

Death rolling guys meat like a gator

2025-06-07 14:27:03 +0000 UTC

Hey you sassy boys, I had a question for Chris, and it's a real good one, so read my question: You've said multiple times that you'd love to own a tungsten cube, would you settle for a Kingston cube? Consider the discount. Thanks in advance, ECH!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-07 07:14:52 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, just thought I'd write in with some insider-info regarding the gay covers: obviously I can't speak on behalf of the whole lgbtq+ audience, but I'm personally a big fan of gay covers when they're done well. The effort put into it is what really separates a lazy approximation of queer culture from a true Pride anthem. Aside from a max of 2 "I'm gay" lines per song for the sake of cleverness, you should really consult your alphabet homies for revision and new terms (I'd be happy to lend a hand). Keep up with the great progress you beautiful batiboys

Sadam Eye-zer

2025-06-07 04:01:44 +0000 UTC

Hello boys, have you guys ever considered that maybe sending money to israel maybe like, feels really good? 👉👈 ps. Send 5 million to israel pps. For legal reasons this is a joke

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

2025-06-07 03:30:58 +0000 UTC

Penis don’t want war I’m Martian with an army of Spartans fucking with a knife in a penis fight get your intel right I fuck butts with no impediment GAYLEDS the residence the best and it’s evident we sucking on these niggaz nuts like we elephants fuck em in the butt if they hate though -Joey gaya$$ penis tactics

PHD homosexual Jittler

2025-06-07 02:24:54 +0000 UTC

What's good Goblin, Dwarf and Ogre. Not a question, but a call to action. We the Snark Tank listeners NEED to see instances of all of your freak ass names popping up in other podcasts or similar content. We hear people bring it up but never link it, I need to see some wholesome book club podcaster say "Jar Jar the Goatse Gungan" or something of the like. Stay "Classy."

Big Uncle Fungus

2025-06-07 02:11:39 +0000 UTC

Hey boys! no time for cute nicknames! I’m stoned cleaning my kitchen listening to episode 316 right now. Can you guys PLEASE do an extra ammo where you take old questions, or even the advice thread ones, and ask them to ChatGPT, instead of answering them. Thanks, You’re queerly neighborGAPE inside a-man.

GreyGhost wants to suck Lune’s toes

2025-06-07 02:05:05 +0000 UTC

Yo, we need to know more.

The Snark Tank

2025-06-06 22:42:59 +0000 UTC

Would you rather be the rapist or the victim?

Retired suicide bomber

2025-06-06 16:54:16 +0000 UTC

Every time you guys talk about guns I want to kill myself

ChrisMaldonadoShow

2025-06-06 15:57:01 +0000 UTC

Heya Puerto Rican Jerry Seinfeld, Black Larry David, and Derrick. What would you say is the worst, least helpful advice you've ever been given that isn't from each other? For me it was the therapist that would never answer any question or give any verbal advice and would only ever point at two things with no explanation: a Will Smith lifesize cutout and a cutout of the Wall from Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Colin Moriarty

2025-06-06 08:50:56 +0000 UTC

So you guys answered a question about the Sydney Sweeney bath water soup. My question is, when is the Tom Sweeny soap dropping?

Hooked on a penis, dadanana, I'm high on his semen

2025-06-06 06:12:44 +0000 UTC

Hey, Christ the Redeemer, Sydney Sweeny and Corey Taylor. Is there any piece of media that fundamentally changed the way you see the world? For me, Destiny 1 was the catalyst that made me ultimately become an atheist. ps. Have you guys thought about accepting voicemails? I think it would help clarify some of the questions we buffoons ask

Megertron

2025-06-06 03:29:07 +0000 UTC

Heya gay boys! I write in about Kendrick Lamar. Since Chris detests Imagine Dragons, I would have expected this to come up once, but I have not heard you guys talk about the fact that Kendrick Lamar did a song with Imagine Dragons. Specifically a rerelease of Radioactive. What are your thoughts on this? Is Kendrick's portion up to snuff? Does it make the song bearable to you guys?

Gay little beetle putting on his gay little tie before heading to his gay little job at the gay little dick sucking factory.

2025-06-05 22:09:47 +0000 UTC

How would you fantasy book Trump vs. Elon. if it was a WWE story line? Match type, location, etc.

Brittannia

2025-06-05 21:05:44 +0000 UTC

What’s up, my favorite subhumans? Inspired by the question about best albums and such in episode 330, I want to ask what’s an artist who you never liked their other stuff but has one album that you really, really mess with? For me, I don’t find much interest in Bruno Mars’ whole solo stuff aside from a few things, but his album Silk Sonic with Anderson .Paak is genuinely one of my favorite albums. Bye, bye, gays

A Prostate the Size of North America

2025-06-05 21:03:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Gaygun, Gayrick, and Tom’s Gay Weenie! i had some quick questions for each of you, chris since you seem to be into some weirder rock stuff, i was wondering if you ever checked out Ween? Quebec and The Mollusk are MUSTS and the mollusk is the reason spongebob is what it is. And derrick what’s a media criticism/take that whenever you hear it, you just immediately are done and write them off? And Sween ik you and chris love tim robinson but i was wondering if you have checked out Joe Pera? I think he’s one of the most artful comedians in the way that he can simultaneously be really funny and show you the beauty in the mundanity like on “Joe Pera Talks With You” (10/10 show), or talk you to sleep with his sleep podcast while describing his rdr2 experience featuring Roger Clark………ok bye bye ya busy beetles

get richard kind on snark tank

2025-06-05 20:22:15 +0000 UTC

Hello little ones. I wanted to give my take on the louis ck discussion. Im pretty sure the problem with him wasnt his kink, it was the women he chose, which were usually strangers, fans, and employees. If it was just with girlfriends or prostitutes, it wouldnt be that big of a deal. If my boss wanted to jack off in front of me and had the power to blacklist me if i said no, i would absolutely say yes Even with a friend or colleague its fucked. I had a similar situation happen with a coworker and i thought it was a joke because of how ridiculous it was, so i said yes. Obviously everyones different and its not the worst thing to go through especially since im a guy, but it surprised me with how distressing it felt, so im fine if louis wants to just decompose somewhere Although i agree that if chris delia is gonna make a comeback, might as well bring louis along too

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

2025-06-05 20:18:43 +0000 UTC

Hey there kingdad's son, I like metal guy and mr Raycum. I was wondering what is your favorite bad movie? My favorite bad movie is a little gem called Titan A:E. it's a animated movie from the early 2000s.

jorkin peenarson

2025-06-05 19:41:54 +0000 UTC

Greetings my favorite gay polycule! If you could erase one memory from your mind permanently, what would it be? Stay moist

ThickJuicyBurger

2025-06-05 19:23:21 +0000 UTC

Hail Snark Kings My birthday was on the 3rd and ive finally acquired a firearm to carry around. While its good to have i cant help but feel it be cooler to have a gundam for personal defense. Instead of guns what Thang would you guys use for personal safety?

Thugzilla X Gay Beatle Seeds of Bussy Garden

2025-06-05 18:56:30 +0000 UTC

Come up with the most elaborate insulting sentence you each can think of, off the dome. By the way, Chris, shit on Kingston’s dick. Have a nice day.

CUM for Scared Symbols.

2025-06-05 18:38:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Better Fuel Huell, Better Rim Kim, and Better Fuck Chuck: What’s a piece of media where the general opinion on it has shifted, but you don’t agree with that shift? Personally mine is BioShock Infinite, I love that game but more people seem to hate it these days.

Tuberculosis voice- It would mean a lot to me… and Kingston… if you stopped fuckin all those gay little beetles, John.

2025-06-05 16:04:20 +0000 UTC

Greetings and happy pride month to you, Spunk Tank. Keeping things on topic, do any of you have any stories about having some guy flirting with you, only for you to turn em down? My brother experienced this during a concert but with swingers due to his dumb ass wearing a shirt that had upside down pineapples on it, which apparently is a signal. Have a good one

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2025-06-05 15:42:02 +0000 UTC

nobody will care but on the topic of lobsters, while not immortal they do not lose strength, fertility, or speed with age. after a certain age they only really die from disease, predators, or literally being to big to molt by themselves. leading some to theorize in perfect conditions, with people to help it molt, a lobster could live forever. but there is a species of jelly fish that actually IS IMMORTAL. for real. look it up.

natl.ParkStranger

2025-06-05 15:11:41 +0000 UTC

Hi guys, do you have any weird fixations on shit like Sweeney does with sexual beetles? I ask because I made a beetle joke on one of Chris’ recent streams and Sweeney DM’d me later that day threatening my life, including a flurry of racial ephithets. Just thought it went a little too far.

Towers

2025-06-05 14:50:27 +0000 UTC

Hello boy butts, do any of you have any funny PISS stories? When I was still in the Marines, we would have our Marine Corps Ball in a very nice place while wearing our nice, tailored dress blues. One year, our Commanding Officer (CO) had the bright idea to have a “field ball”. We hiked 3 miles from our hooches and 2.5 miles back, stopped to set up a communal tent, stayed in our sweaty cammies, and had famous daves in the woods, only a half mile from AC and proper beds. That night, one of our guys got up to piss, went up to our CO while he was sleeping and pissed all over him and his sleeping bag

Rape-it Ralph

2025-06-05 14:23:40 +0000 UTC

Hey Retards Wanted to follow up on your discussion on the original Jake from State Farm. I went to Illinois State University where State Farm is headquartered in the same town and heavily involved in the university. The guy who played Jake in the commercial was literally just a random dude who was a manager at a popular bar on campus. I have seen him many times in person, sometimes completely shit faced. I think he was sad his career didn’t take off. Just wanted to tie that loose end up. Keep on molesting Sween.

FullMetal McCoy

2025-06-05 14:05:56 +0000 UTC

Hey to my favorite minorities, What's a game that you feel is extremely underrated that more people should know about? For me, it's definitely God Hand

RFK's brainworm

2025-06-05 13:38:06 +0000 UTC

So I was fucking some mad pussy on Wednesday like I always do. And I saw that new Marvel fighter. Marvel vs Capcom is now dead. I could not finish because of this news. But at least the new game looks tight as fuck. So maybe I will cum again.

KyleXGuys Click here for Clone on Clone Action

2025-06-05 13:23:51 +0000 UTC

What's up you maleficent mongoloids? What kinks what you assume your favorite fictional characters had? For the sake of argument, you can assume they all have at least one unless you genuinely believe they're completely asexual

Sadam Eye-zer

2025-06-05 10:56:34 +0000 UTC

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and the Thing that Should Not Be. I have a normal and grounded question for you guys. What if the next time you went to pee, the pee traveled from the toilet bowl into your penis? Have a nice day 👍🏻

In 2016 my 8th grade science teacher ran over 2 people with his car while playing Pokémon Go on his phone

2025-06-05 06:34:41 +0000 UTC

Snark Tank is also supported by BigGayBeetleLLC and Rodeo Brand paper towels

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-05 06:05:23 +0000 UTC

Hey all. Nintendos excuse usually for letting beloved franchises lay dormant for decades is “we can’t think of a way to innovate on the franchise”. Do you think that’s stupid and self limiting or something more devs should strive for? Side question, are there any 1-off game gimmick/mechanic that you wished became either a mainstay in their franchise moving forward, or at least get a second shot to perfect the mechanic, but never did?

Majin Helen Keller

2025-06-05 03:28:24 +0000 UTC

Have you seen "Our Robocop Remake"? I cant believe you would talk about Robocop and not bring it up. If not, watch scene 27 at the very least. Pure gold.

Lilys brother playing Flatout IRL

2025-06-05 03:08:32 +0000 UTC

I'm Jon, and you're listening to the Snark Tank Podcast on patreon.com. Snark Tank is made possible by silly bitches like you! Thanks for listening, ECH!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-05 01:29:38 +0000 UTC

If you had to take characters that were created on your show and form an Avengers style team, who would be on it?

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2025-06-04 21:21:20 +0000 UTC

Hello, dear fellows whites in spirit. What's more disturbing, a stranger peeking at you through the crack in the stall door in a public restroom, or a fan meeting you in public, wearing a shirt with a candid picture of you that could only have been taken earlier that day?

Klurm

2025-06-04 19:53:09 +0000 UTC

Déithe duit from Éire Hey Fits the Description, High Functioning Tweaker and His Grand Rotundness Was wondering if ye had seen Andor since it's 2nd and final season finished up 2 weeks ago and it's probably the best piece of Star Wars media in the last 2 decades. If so what are your thoughts on it Also, in the Demon Might Sob episode Chris mentioned really liking the game Mouthwashing, I'm actually mates with 2 of the cofounders of the studio who made it in case you'd want to get in touch with them for any reason. Been a listener for a while, you three get have got me through 2 summers of packing dog treats and are off to a strong start with the third, thanks for what ye do Slán Abhaile mo chairde (2nd time posting this sorry if it's been read before)

Beetle Hooker in his Beetle Fishnets Sucking Beetle Dick for Beetle Meth

2025-06-04 16:38:25 +0000 UTC

Any thoughts on having Kingstons dad on as a guest?

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

2025-06-04 16:28:21 +0000 UTC

Hey, this’ll be my only write in for a while because I recently listened to my job, but this is a question mostly for sweeny, have you seen thunderbolts yet? What are your thoughts?

Jordan Skeeterson

2025-06-04 15:57:33 +0000 UTC

I’m just here to mention the gay little beetles and how much I love Hereditary.

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

2025-06-04 14:33:10 +0000 UTC

hello queer allegory, queer allegory and queer allegory. this pride month will derrick finally come out as GAY, chris as asexual, and sweeney as transmasc (oprah)?

muBmuB

2025-06-04 14:32:41 +0000 UTC

Greeting and salutations Derrick, Sween and Spider-Monkey adjacent metahuman. So do you guys call Kingston “Sweeney” off the Pod or is that just a strictly on-film thing? If you do, is it just you and Derrick or has it spread to your other friends? PS. Ask Sween for the Meek Mills SpongeBob audio, he’ll know what it means.

Corinth

2025-06-04 14:01:00 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockboys, What are your favorite terrible movies? I have to recommend the 2003 adaptation House of the Dead, which features a daytime rave with about 40 people and a large banner that reads "SEGA" in the background. Would love to hear your recommendations. Thanks for the gay

This podcast is brought to you by cakefarts.org

2025-06-04 13:58:14 +0000 UTC

No seriously, do a politics episode with Kyle Kulinski already you dumb doodoo retards.

10 gorillas vs 3 Jeepers Creepers’s, who winning

2025-06-04 12:27:31 +0000 UTC

Whats up twink, man who can’t pronounce words correctly, and Peter griffin in black face? What’s some wild family or friend lore you can drop? In 2013 my aunt was murdered by police in a Costco sparking and international incident. She was an immigrant from the Philippines who married into the family through my uncle, a high ranking US Navy officer working at the pentagon. She was giving out samples at a Costco when the police were summoned for something unrelated to her. They saw that she had a knife and demanded she drop it, leaving her confused and they shot her 15 times, even accidentally shooting one of the officers in the leg. Her death sparked nationwide protests in the Filipino community and the ambassador of the Philippines to the US was breathing down Obama’s neck about it. All the cops got away with it because they didn’t have body cameras and vouched for each other Have a good one and fuck 12

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

2025-06-04 12:24:22 +0000 UTC

Sup fuckers, I got dangerously high and had to ask, what would be your fighting idle stance, are you bopping to music, or is Sweeney belly dancing thanks

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

2025-06-04 10:45:46 +0000 UTC

Hey yal, Long Schlong Silver here. You boys are in charged of designing the next GTA game. What city would you set it in, what kind of main character would it be, and what would the general story be like?

Long Schlong Silver

2025-06-04 09:26:55 +0000 UTC

What's up snark boys is there what would you consider the best cartoon of all time? Thanks for the laughs boys

senior spicyweiner

2025-06-04 07:27:02 +0000 UTC

knee how fuckle chucks, you boys get recognized for or 3rd grade level takes and humor. With a blank check offered, what media do you adapt into a gay porn parody and who do you conscript into its making?

Round_Eyed_Beetle Bussy Bellowing Beatles Beat Blumpkin Boys all gay and shit

2025-06-04 05:48:18 +0000 UTC

For those of you fellas new to the pod: Derrick=confidently wrong, Kingston=constantly wrong, Chris=mean little white passing Puerto Rican man

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-04 05:00:15 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, how would you fix Halo? Thats all you get now entertain me, you swine.

Nostradumbass

2025-06-04 03:05:23 +0000 UTC

I just saw a post that said "fuck pride month, it's men's mental health awareness month" which then listed a bunch of statistics and my first thought was "how about you get those rookie numbers up and prove you're worth something" my question is what's the most profoundly fucked up thing you've thought before the other parts of your brain had time to catch up.

TransFemRat

2025-06-04 02:54:48 +0000 UTC

Hello Scrotum, Foreskin, and Prostate of Exodia, Say you get to live to 1,000 years and are immune to aging and disease. What do you do with all that time?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-06-04 00:58:13 +0000 UTC

Sup Fucktardos, Where’s the craziest place you’ve gone for pussy? I remember I took this girl out on a Hinge date. And after, I took her back to where she lives (mind you in the ghetto). I was expecting to get some, but at the end all I got was a sad handjob in my shitbox vehicle and being terrified about getting robbed

Your local semen demon

2025-06-03 23:18:36 +0000 UTC

hey Sweens concubines Fun little hypothetical, you get stranded on an island and find those dumb ass one piece fruits, being hungry you eat them and they give you powers based on the last game you played, how do you use them to escape that island and wreak havoc. also Kingston got turned into a gay little beetle.

catch me running through a MAGA rally the way doom guy runs through hell

2025-06-03 23:10:14 +0000 UTC

Derrick, iss ok to be wrong, I'm wrong sometimes! Juss look it up an move on. Ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-06-03 22:39:02 +0000 UTC

Hello skanks I’m getting a dog here within the next week and the name I’ve chosen for him has everyone in my life very divided. Half hate it and the other half say it’s a sick name, his name will be Sir-Wagger (swag for short) My question is if you get a pet what would you name it joke name or not.

FrankenTubbie

2025-06-03 22:29:35 +0000 UTC

Hey sweeen what would you do if your restarted ass honey Turky sandwich turned into a very gay beetle and molested you?

PHD homosexual Jittler

2025-06-03 22:01:42 +0000 UTC

So lol random

kweermo

2025-06-03 21:38:16 +0000 UTC

How bout you hiphop your white ass down to the library and read up on the good rapers like twopoc or drake

kweermo

2025-06-03 21:32:12 +0000 UTC

No that's lame don't do that

kweermo

2025-06-03 21:30:52 +0000 UTC

W name

kweermo

2025-06-03 21:25:03 +0000 UTC

A weird ask, but what is the best brownface/blackface, etc. you have ever seen in media. I think Esteban from Kill Bill was done so well, I never realized the actor, Michael Parks, wasn’t Hispanic.

Jon Ron Topher

2025-06-03 19:55:00 +0000 UTC

Mecha breaks gonna be there

AOC drinking Bernie's hot cum like a smoothie

2025-06-03 19:42:56 +0000 UTC

Sell it on eBay I'm sure there is a racist that would love to give you their money

AOC drinking Bernie's hot cum like a smoothie

2025-06-03 19:41:44 +0000 UTC

Kingdad solo's the verse

AOC drinking Bernie's hot cum like a smoothie

2025-06-03 19:40:24 +0000 UTC

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

2025-06-03 18:46:39 +0000 UTC

What’s good defenders of dimwits!? Happy pride month to all the beautiful people out there (especially you Derek) what is the one thing that used to scare you and give you nightmares as a kid? When I was growing up, it was the crypt keeper. I used to have reoccurring nightmares with him popping out of my closet no matter what house I lived in. Now, I can’t get enough of horror and about to get him tattooed on me at some point. Love what you guys do and may the penis forever be in your favor.

Kingston gooning to flabber’s beetle bumpkins

2025-06-03 18:28:53 +0000 UTC

Hey there Helplessly Nearsighted, Unspecified Dark Individual, and Son of Kingston's Dad. What was the biggest high profile vidya disappointment for y'all? Cheers.

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

2025-06-03 18:09:29 +0000 UTC

(TW: evil dog that raped all of haiti) heyo, long time listener of the pod since episode 0 and now first time patron i wanted to ask if there were any types of inside jokes you guys have that are near impossible to explain or justify to other people for examples me and my friends like to say that her dog is an evil rapist boston terrier that raped all of our hometown and has secret tunnels to haiti so he can quote on quote “eat n*****s breakfast” idk how the joke started or how it got that far but yea every time someone asks about her pet it’s damn near impossible to not feel a sense of dread every time that evil rapist dog is mentioned (his name is chapis) ps, i have an old feeble orange cat that gets made fun of a lot for being such an evil slut with a fat futa cock and that has canonically raped me 10 trillions times for decades

#rapekingstonjameson

2025-06-03 16:48:27 +0000 UTC

Hey, boys haven't written in for almost a year and figured I should make use of what I'm paying for. Don't actually have anything to say. Stay gay.

Sticklarry

2025-06-03 16:41:43 +0000 UTC

How easily would Kingdad kill Adam Smasher? Would he need chrome, or just a nice refreshing Yoohoo?

RDJ as MF Doom as DR. Doom

2025-06-03 16:34:03 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, some skeletons coming out of the closet today... I was going through some stuff for my grandmother recently and came across a book, Chris, you may want one of the guys to read this because apparently it is a slur, called "Little Black Sambo" (please look up a picture of this book because this looks abhorrent) What do you fellas make of this? Is this equivalent to finding Nazi memorabilia in my sweet little grandmother's attic? What should I do?

Laying on my penis until it falls asleep, so it feels like I'm giving someone else a hando

2025-06-03 15:53:17 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, outside of having the time, how much more money would us patrons need to support y'all with for you guys to comfortably make some skits? You guys are awesome thanks for the goofs and chortles!

Michael Rojas

2025-06-03 15:14:39 +0000 UTC

Hello you crazy dudes. As my birthday has recently passed, what was your best/worst experience you’ve had during your birthday?

Unwelcome Ghost

2025-06-03 14:57:18 +0000 UTC

Yo what's good Christopher Ray Maldonado, Kingston Jamison, and Derrick Pilot. Not a question, but a suggestion for your question reading dilemma. I have seen lots of other shows that use a voicemail box or something similar with voice messages, instead of a question thread. From what I've seen, it reduces on the number of questions by a lot, probably something to do with the fact that people feel more vulnerable and accountable when they have to actually use their voice. This would be good for that reason, but also because of the fact that it would probably be easier to get through the question fully, instead of sometimes not even reading the whole thing and getting sidetracked. Another great part of it would be the fact that with actual voice recordings, it would add an extra layer to the comedy of the questions. So basically to summarize it would make less questions, make the questions themselves much funnier, and make them quicker to actually get through. Have a good one yall, been loving the show!

Onepieceshag

2025-06-03 14:30:01 +0000 UTC

Hiphop question, I listen to a lot of hiphop but my favourite artist has pretty much always been Logic, as a white person does that make me a fake fan or something

It’s Angela

2025-06-03 14:08:39 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris,Derrick and the fat buck toothed retard. I've been going back and playing some of my childhood games and finding that a lot of them are terrible, What games do you recall fondly but are probably piss.

Transfem with trash taste

2025-06-03 14:04:02 +0000 UTC

It might be a little late for this but it would be cool if you guys reacted to summer games fest

Man Of Action

2025-06-03 14:02:17 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, what’s a bit that you guys unintentionally do outside of the show and has bleed into your day to day life

Tankis The Trash Man

2025-06-03 13:59:50 +0000 UTC

Hey fats, is there any series where you enjoy the supplementary material but not the main product? I own several WOW books because i love the lore but the gameplay fucking sucks so I don’t play it.

Hippie Colin Moriarty

2025-06-03 13:22:09 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarktonians what's your guy's LEAST fav bit on the show. Mine is Kingston forcing Jitler. It isn't funny

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

2025-06-03 13:11:55 +0000 UTC

howdy black man, not so black man, and stupidfuckingbeetlecuck sween man. what do u guys think are your most polarizing takes? for me i think u can cheat and still love the person

ur one girl listener is trans (its me)

2025-06-03 12:50:08 +0000 UTC

Hey holy trinity, so my fiance and I are planning a cross country move for later this year. Going from Maine to California. I guess this is more specifically for Chris and Sween since they moved cross country but id love to hear Derricks thoughts too since he has experience moving between states as well. But did you 3 have any tips for moving cross country or just out of state in general?

Gavin Morin

2025-06-03 12:31:07 +0000 UTC

Greeting and salutations Snark boys! What’re some insane yet mundane coincidences you’ve experienced? I went thrifting the other day and found the literal exact same green patrol cap with the word “ARMY” splayed across it that Chris owns. All I could think is what are the chances that not only did this hat end up in Canada, but also the chances of it falling into the hands of a Snark Tank fan. Here’s some photos lol https://imgur.com/gallery/army-patrol-cap-i-got-from-thrifting-LTceuZy PS. Ask Kingston about the Meek Mills SpongeBob audio, he’ll know what it means.

Corinth

2025-06-03 12:31:03 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, just sharing this because I thought Chris might appreciate it. I was in Mexico for work about a year ago and I discovered that they still had glass Snapples. I think the recipe was a little bit different, and they didn't have the snapple facts (arguably more devastating), but I thought it was cool. You may want to consider annual trips to Mexico to stock up.

Alex Bieber

2025-06-03 11:36:24 +0000 UTC

Hey stinky, winky and fuck, thought Chris might like to know that his profile on Famous Birthdays claims he is closely associated with Laci Green and Ethan Klein, above everyone else.

It’s Angela

2025-06-03 08:54:45 +0000 UTC

Hello BBW Drizzy, uglier shorter dumber poorer less musically talented P-Diddy and Imagina dragones espectáculo de Halo. Forgive the venom with which I ask my first question, but as the one autistic snark tank fan, it’s quite debilitating to come home from a long hard day of being represented by Elon musk, the good doctor, young Sheldon and Chris Chan and then have my favorite comedy podcast use my disorder as a slur to refer to any and social behavior they find mildly unappealing. Combined with the aforementioned representation, it’s like experiencing the entirety of the holocaust and American slavery all at once, while also being molested. By RFK jr’s worm. Anywho, can you think of an example of someone who belongs to a demographic group or subculture that you belong to who you really don’t want the normies to find out about? In my case Chris Chan being mentioned by Tucker Carlson made me want to kill myself. Toodleoo and eat shit. 😘

TMi3

2025-06-03 07:13:38 +0000 UTC

Hey suka, blyat, and nahui. I'm a volunteer in the Ukrainian army, and I download the podcast before I go to the front so I don't get bored and kill myself. I was laughing at the Lee Harvey Lion bit while we were getting shelled, and I'm pretty sure the Ukrainians though I was insane. My question is, what is the weirdest place you think someone has listened to the Snark Tank? Love you guys, Snark Tank zaibees.

local man

2025-06-03 06:02:30 +0000 UTC

Hey passes for white and slaves. Since Chris mentioned that he'd like to go to Japan, id like to inform you that paperwork is far worse in Japan. One mistake on amy sheet means the whole thing needs to be filled out again, and most-everything that could be done online here still has to be done in person. To ask a related question, what ways are societies made worse by our own choices, and would this change if we could kill people we don't like?

I'm not gay I'm just deeply closeted

2025-06-03 05:45:56 +0000 UTC

What’s up fellas. Have you got any opinion towards borderlands 4? Tbh I’ve never heard you guys mention it so idk if you even like the franchise. Randy Pitchford seems to be trying his hardest to sabotage the game before it launches.

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

2025-06-03 04:47:49 +0000 UTC

Suckaniggadick?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-06-03 04:37:08 +0000 UTC

Happy Gay Month, boyos. A bit of a long submission, but I gotta ask- you deal with a lot of stupid people, but who is the single stupidest person you’ve ever interacted with? I ask because a year ago I had a coworker who was older than me but was so unfathomably stupid. This man was severely addicted to TikTok, wanted to give his baby steroids to make it stronger, wanted to fight every animal (including owls) couldn’t figure out how to navigate the main menu of any video game, couldn’t receive any new information without panicking, never drank water, ate almost exclusively smoked meats, and was surprised his piss was dark brown. His ex girlfriend stole $20,000 from him, left him for another dude, and when she spent it all he took her back. And weirdest of all was how he was jealous of my height, viewed me as the pinnacle of masculinity, and kept praising me as being the smartest person he ever met. Which is odd because I’m only 6’1, am bisexual and visibly queer, and am just autistic about Transformers and dinosaurs. He got fired after a month, and it was the most annoying month of my life. I can only assume he’s perished by now because of his health. There’s far more I could share but this submission is long enough. Just wanted to know if you’ve met someone dumber than this. Thanks.

Sween Can’t Handle My Beetle Peen

2025-06-03 04:35:25 +0000 UTC

Hey all, awhile ago you guys lost your mind over the existence of YooHoos. The weird drink that comes in a glass. I saw it at the store recently and, out of morbid curiosity, decided to try it. I gotta say, what a bizarre and aggressively average drink. It has a chocolate flavor, but a weird after taste. Probably due to it not being chocolate milk, but literally a chocolate drink that is on a shelf. Anyway, just wanted to say all of the confusion/anger you had about it's existence is completely justified. P.S. Kingston, you are GAY

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

2025-06-03 04:14:44 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, with creator clash being closer to home, will Sween or Derrick step up? If not do you guys plan on attending to see what’s up?

Gay-Z and Cockafeller

2025-06-03 04:11:19 +0000 UTC

In terms of months, what's the second gayest?

deepthroating a cactus daily to sound like RFK Jr.

2025-06-03 04:03:13 +0000 UTC

Hey gay, gayer and gayest. What's the most cartoonishly evil thing you have ever witnessed? A school for autistic children got their brand new playground set ROBBED in the middle of the night a day or two after being installed and I felt like sween after I laughed for a solid minute. Stay stupid and gay

I'm not racist, my favorite pornstar is black!

2025-06-03 03:44:55 +0000 UTC

As my name entails I work 12s on the graveyard shift and often times can’t make Pokemon releases when they drop new sets like the recent destined rivals . I’ve seen multiple times now where this guy comes early af to the GameStop near my house and drops off 6 to 8 guys to buy him cards and sell them for 10x MSRP . I know sween is into digimon cards wanted to see his input on this and if this ever happens with digimon (which I doubt )

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

2025-06-03 03:37:08 +0000 UTC

Hey gay, super gay, and ultra gay. What is your all's favorite console menu of all time? Menus seemed to have peaked during the PS3, 360, and Wii generation.

RFK's brainworm

2025-06-03 03:29:07 +0000 UTC

Long time listener long penis listener 2nd time question axer cuz my last 1 wasn’t read :( sooo my question is Chris do u eat pussy so much to compensate for your .3 inch gay penjs ? Thanks yall (:

rape (the Jewish sperm banker left me antisementic

2025-06-03 03:28:21 +0000 UTC

Heyyyy minorities :3 I started pride month out right this year by meeting a cute trans girl at the gas station (clerk, not a lot lizard) and then heading to her place so I could fuck her brains out, suffice to say, I have a girlfriend now. :3 This all happened within 48 hours, so my question is, whats the most hasty relationship you got into that turned out not so bad?

Gaper in a Gay land

2025-06-03 02:55:17 +0000 UTC

Why R U Geyhh??

(rythmn of X=men animated theme) FufufufufuFUCK my butt, fufufufufufuFUCK my buttt...

2025-06-03 02:42:33 +0000 UTC

Sorry to interrupt your gay threesome, but I have a question, What would each of you want to do with a "Snark Tank: The Movie" with a huge budget from a mystery investor? Personally I'd go see a Kingston's Dad Movie where he's animated Roger Rabbit style with you guys, trying to earn his son's love

Macro

2025-06-03 02:30:42 +0000 UTC

Chris how many times have you fit your beak inside a woman

Queen Christine

2025-06-03 02:20:41 +0000 UTC

Sup people without white privilege (and Sweeney). If the normal means to get rid of your body after dying are not available (ashes in an urn, being buried, etc). What would the most outrageous way would you want your body to be used after you die? Even though I want to be cremated, the idea of using my ashes to create smoke bombs in order to deal cursed damage to some hillbilly in the Midwest is too funny to pass.

Chris purposely mumbling over the trump mortar name will never not be funny

2025-06-03 02:17:27 +0000 UTC

Hey Straggots In honor of pride month, (and considering the whole gay covers thing) I think we deserve to know: who are your man crushes? If you had to experiment with any man, real or fictional, who would it be?

Semen Flow by Pearl Jizz

2025-06-03 01:52:12 +0000 UTC

Greetings Gay Tank. Which of this show's original characters is coming out of the closet to celebrate Pride month?

Nicholas Brilhart

2025-06-03 01:37:28 +0000 UTC

Fellas you have to call your commentary tracks,"commie tracks"

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

2025-06-03 01:36:28 +0000 UTC

Settle the debate can I wear the Scumbag shirt in public i am white from the uk (scotland) my dad seen my shirt and thinks its potentially racist looking

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-06-03 01:23:17 +0000 UTC

If you guys were forced to continue your favorite franchises (Halo, Mass Effect etc.) how would you do it?

tytychicken

2025-06-03 01:11:10 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, I tried asking this once but I’d figure I’d try again. Are you familiar with the 1973 assassination of Prime minister of Spain Luis Carrero Blanco? While leaving his church, an underground cache of explosives were detonated under his car and launched the vehicle 66 feet in the air and over the church. The assassins tunneled underneath the road from a nearby basement they were renting. They told building owners they were sculptors to avoid suspicion. There are some really amazing photos of this. One of my personal favorites, they just don’t do them like this anymore.

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-06-03 01:00:14 +0000 UTC

Hello boys, have you seen the FOURTY-TWO HOUR Quentin reviews video that came out. I am not joking.

toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

2025-06-03 00:53:14 +0000 UTC

I’ve been kinda over Deathcore for a while, unless it leans very much to the hardcore side things it basically does nothing for me, but Whitechapel was one of the first Deathcore bands I got into as a teenager and the new songs I heard from them were sick they seem to be going back to that og Deathcore sound.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

2025-06-03 00:25:17 +0000 UTC

I specifically want to know Derricks opinion on the third person

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

2025-06-03 00:12:08 +0000 UTC

Hello boys, my submission today asks if you have ever done or said anything to completely embarrass your parents? One thing I can recall is in elementary school we had to write down what our parents did for work. I knew my mom worked as a pharmacy tech so I wrote down that she sold drugs as a job. Do you have any similar embarrassing stories?

Imagine Dragons Official

2025-06-03 00:03:25 +0000 UTC

i recently got to go see Mr. Final give an entire family their Destinations in the new Final Destination movie and it was surprisingly really well directed and acted. Actually a good watch as a standalone movie. I was wondering if there are some movies/tv/etc that you went into with absolutely no expectations of any quality, but ended up being shocked by how good they were?

june 14 is the no kings anti trump protest and is happening nationwide!!

2025-06-03 00:02:59 +0000 UTC

howdy Kingston, did you know you're gay,

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-06-02 23:55:18 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers, I’m genuinely curious about this. How often does one have to masturbate to be considered a gooner? I fear I may be guilty.

Patches

2025-06-02 23:46:45 +0000 UTC

Hey there boyos. I think most people who follow Vaush simply don't know what happened. This happened to me with Ben from DP and his rape allegations. People aren't constantly talking about the shitty things they've done so it's easy for fans to miss it.

ShoreMcLoving

2025-06-02 23:36:28 +0000 UTC

Ben 10, no doubt

It’s Angela

2025-06-02 23:30:19 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, quick one for ya today. Settle a debate for me: pound for pound, which cartoon theme song went harder between OG Teen Titans and Ben 10?

Cumshot Gaming™

2025-06-02 23:25:11 +0000 UTC

Hey gay boys! Lets say that some studio wants to make a Snark Tank bio-pic and they want you three to do the cating. It doesn't have to be just you guys, it can be anyone in your real lives.

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

2025-06-02 23:16:35 +0000 UTC

Hello hello race mixers and Chris, where do you draw the line of separating the art from the artist? As an example i don’t really see an issue in listening to kaynes old music, but I definitely wouldn’t buy his merch.

PepsiKong

2025-06-02 23:14:01 +0000 UTC

Howdy Re, Ta, and Rds. During my lunch at work they play a set number of songs one of em being radioactive by imagine F slurs, but thanks to your cover ALL I hear is the cover and have to keep myself from busting out laughing in the cafeteria. Are there any instances like this for you guys where the original is permanently wiped from your mind?

Patreon has Ubisoft tier shitty customer service

2025-06-02 23:13:57 +0000 UTC

Hola Mis Amigos. Not a question, just wanted to say I find it funny that Kingston is bothered way more by the gay beetle bit than the mocking his lack of a father figure bit.

BenTemple

2025-06-02 22:56:27 +0000 UTC

Hey gay man, gay lord, and sexgayman. If you could genderbend one grifter, who would you do and would that make their content more stomaching?

TransGayBeetle slurping girlbeetle cock

2025-06-02 22:56:07 +0000 UTC

G'day fellas. There's a completely unrelated podcast I listen to that I love and I want your opinion on who's the more annoying co host. The one who overuses the word objectively to platform his opinions as facts, the one who is foundationally wrong about any topic he talks about because he can't remember anything correctly, or the one who gets actually angry at the other two when they don't tell him he's right?

Sweens Resident Evil arms (ep 67 1'29'15)

2025-06-02 22:56:05 +0000 UTC

Hello there my favorite podcast people by a mile. Been subscribed for awhile so first question Have you ever watched a podcast or something to where you’re so brain dead listening and laughing that you forget to even utilize the membership for questions? I think of one every week then my brain completely forgets everything the minute the episode is done. Also threw a beetle name because hearing Kingston crash out of laugh has brought me so much joy in my miserable shit life. Much love boyos keep the smiles and laughs a cummin

Oogie Boogie full of beetles ass pounding

2025-06-02 22:48:47 +0000 UTC

Hey Marcus PSP, Phill Swift, and my beloved Batty Boy, Just wanted to say I went to a ninja sex party show here in Orlando! And met a fellow degenerate in line listing to the podcast! It was awesome to meet a fellow listener and the concert was amazing!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2025-06-02 22:38:23 +0000 UTC

Hey there Chris, Derick, and Kingston. What would a fighting game with Snark Tank characters look like? 🥊 There’s a big roster of characters to pull from like Bryle, Shirt Man, Lee Harvey Lion, Pizza Time, yourselves, and the new Kingston’s Dad. Pull in any direction you want! Thanks guys. -Riley

rileydelete

2025-06-02 22:35:58 +0000 UTC

Hello small, medium, and fat I’ve been a listener since Covid and just wanted to say your funny little show is by far my favorite Podcast. I’ll often listen to episodes more than once because frankly they entertain me more than most of the other shows I enjoy…but also because I transitioned since I started listening and in 2025 it’s pretty fucking scary to be trans in America. But that’s why I love your show, and getting to laugh at all the unhinged scenarios and bits you come up with. You’ve provided me with so much joy and made a demonstrable improvement to my quality of life just by being juvenile but funny fucks. Thank you for being a little bright spot in dark times, and keep up the awesome content. - Lily PS mega hyped for movie commentaries! 🙌🏻

When someone say thank you, you tell them you're whale cum.

2025-06-02 22:16:09 +0000 UTC

Heya, boyos! Since you guys have been talking about how much you love Claire Obscura, I wanted to bring up a couple of my favorite rpgs. The first is called Bug Fables, it's heavily inspired by Paper Mario and shares the action input combat from the game, similar to how Claire Obscura has dodging and parrying. Next is the Octopath Traveler games. Their gameplay is very strategy heavy and they also have the damage uncap feature like Claire. Have you guys played any of them? If not, are they something you might be interested in now?

Gay little beetle putting on his gay little tie before heading to his gay little job at the gay little dick sucking factory.

2025-06-02 22:15:23 +0000 UTC

Given your strong dislike of X, Elon Musk, and his abhorrent views, what are your current excuses for continuing to use his website? If you are no longer active users, disregard message and God bless.

Staingo Jenkins

2025-06-02 22:09:33 +0000 UTC

Hey Hey people and Kingston. You can consume one person. You have to physically eat them, but they're dead, you'll never get caught, AND you can now shapeshift into them at will. Who is your prey? Would you even do it? Thanks, and glory to South Australia.

The new Three Cheers (MCR) remaster goes hard

2025-06-02 22:09:10 +0000 UTC

Howdy Beetle Watchers. In episode 328, y'all talked about people who are allergic to sugar. As someone who can't have fructose, I felt very seen by Chris threatening to kill me with a pop tart. If I have sodas, most processed foods or even juicy fruits, I will violently shit myself. Even more interesting, it didn't show up until I was about 17. It's good because it keeps me away from a lot of bad foods, but god damn do I miss watermelon.

Racist X-men's nemesis Magnegro

2025-06-02 22:06:11 +0000 UTC

Here goes attempt #2 Hey fellers. Recently I've decided to drop one of the few remaining "friends" that I had because they refused to put even the bare minimum effort into the friendship. So I ask you. Have you ever had to distance yourself from someone you genuinely liked because you could see your lives were going off in drastically different directions?

GhostyBoi

2025-06-02 21:57:35 +0000 UTC

Hey Tormented-by-Beetles and his 2 beetle enablers: Let's say you have to choose an animal (any animal on the planet) to gain the powers of, but you can no longer speak any human language upon gaining those powers. The only way you can communicate vocally is in the same way as the animal you gained the powers of (kind of like King in Tekken). If the animal doesn't communicate vocally, then you make whatever other noises it makes (like buzzing) with your mouth. You can't have any workarounds with animals that can mimic human speech like crows or parrots to allow you talk, but you can still type, write, or use sign language. You can't undo this once you choose, and you have no choice BUT to choose. What're your picks?

55A-allFATE

2025-06-02 21:53:22 +0000 UTC

Kia ora Afro-Latino Venn diagram. I'm 25 years old and I've only just finished my first ever playthrough of the Mass Effect Trilogy. I got the legendary edition on Steam at 90% off last year and to say that it has absorbed my life would be a hilarious understatement. My question for you guys is, is there a piece of media that you are now a huge fan of, but were late to the party to an insane degree? Cheers for all the laughs and also Derrick deserves to be Blood-eagled for having Garrus get taken by The Collectors.

Ambassador Ass-eater

2025-06-02 21:50:45 +0000 UTC

Why was a certain person so ready to slam a women for losing a race but not so quickly to follow up on their word to talk to how the rapist is doing in office?

Kingston Jamison

2025-06-02 21:50:21 +0000 UTC

Hello Chocolate Flavored, Vanilla Flavored, and Cum Flavored. Writing in to say, have Zack back on as a guest

Maliboo_Maliboo

2025-06-02 21:37:43 +0000 UTC

Hello gents. I see a lot of podcasts where all the members play a game or watch a movie and talk about it. Yall are pretty music oriented so what if yall did a music one? Each person takes turns recommending an album and everyone talks about it, Sardonicast style?

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

2025-06-02 21:34:21 +0000 UTC

Hello Gay, Gaye and Gayae, hope things are well. Here's a hypothetical for you all: You've been offered an opportunity by a council of high mages, to magically turn one living person of your choosing, into a sentient object. "Mote of dust in the wind, rebar trapped inside of concrete - you name it bro" they say. Who do you each turn into what and why? Thanks for the show boys, been here since the start and it's made me lol at least twice.

Saddest Substance (the cum is sentient)

2025-06-02 21:32:53 +0000 UTC

Good morning or afternoon, Snarkwads. You've been magically transplanted into any fictional dystopian future. Would you prefer the Robocop dystopia or the Judge Dredd dystopia? Or would you rather take your chances in the Terminator-verse?

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

2025-06-02 21:32:06 +0000 UTC

hey chris, chris, and chris. chrises, whats a word that looks extremely wrong to write, but is right?

Unkle Adams dropping his keys between sweens teeth

2025-06-02 21:29:37 +0000 UTC

Kinda seems like the last thing you wanna do to black men you think are gonna assault you is give them further reason to do so.

BigUglyJordan

2025-06-02 21:29:13 +0000 UTC

Hello you three, happy pride month from a real life alphabet mafioso. If you could make any of your gay tv show parodies real, what would you each choose?

BigUglyJordan

2025-06-02 21:28:07 +0000 UTC

Heya suggestion for commentary tracks or a type of way for watching movies with the audience. Steal the EFAP movies style I think yall can riff better and make something like that all on your own. Good look I'm excited to see what you butt pirates got

JulesAdventures

2025-06-02 21:25:26 +0000 UTC

Hey gay threesome, I am currently playing Grand Theft Auto games because GTA 6 finally got a release date. What are some of your fond memories from any of these games? I remember going in the hospitals and basically playing Gears horde mode with the cops all the time in GTA 4

Damien Sawyers

2025-06-02 21:22:06 +0000 UTC

Hiya Chris and his 13th and 14th reason why, if y'all had the Futurama What-If tv and could each ask it 1 what-if for it to show you, what would you each ask it? Bonus points if you wanna make up the scenarios it gives y'all

Imagine having a complete family

2025-06-02 21:21:37 +0000 UTC

Hey, how cool would it be to have the skull of a long dead antecessor? or maybe have the bones turned into a gundom like those chickens on instagram. Discuss

Shrimp Tits

2025-06-02 21:21:05 +0000 UTC

What’s poppin three Queeros? Going to call out Sweeny in ep.328 when he completely fucked up Spiderman meeting Mephisto: In “One More Day”: Aunt May got shot by Kingpin and Spiderman beats his ass. However, no one on the Avengers is able to save aunt May from dying. Reed and strange said, “LoL, sorry bud”. Then when Peter was desperate Mephisto appeared as a little girl and said, “I’ll save the old bird if you give me your marriage with MJ and the relationship.” Peter says fuck it just do it already, then Mephisto says this little girl was your daughter if you fucked gay boy Sorry for the long post boys

I’m just a long dicked son of a jizzer, searching for new ways I can get off

2025-06-02 21:19:47 +0000 UTC

Hi. I’m moving to Japan in September, and you niggas need to visit the next time LA is ablaze.

Mugen Mori

2025-06-02 21:19:44 +0000 UTC

G'evining Snarkotics, doin' my monthly rounds and just throwing out that you beauts should look into that Patreon-Spotify integration as, once again, I need to flex my homelessness on my friends, family, family-friends, and friend's families! ♡ヽ(´▽｀)/

Marcus (Marcus)

2025-06-02 21:19:31 +0000 UTC

Greetings gaymers Any weird/interesting store names you've seen? In London there's a pub named after your favourite torture method 'The Hung Drawn & Quartered', there's also a convenience store called 'fags and mags' which make me chuckle when I drive past. Long time fan of you guys (since 2016), I love you, stay gay.

justrandem

2025-06-02 21:19:00 +0000 UTC

Long time listener, first time question asker. What's your dream car that ISN'T something fast or reliable? I want a stupid little kei truck so bad because they look goofy but low key like a mini mac truck. P.S. keep being homo

Jelqing but for Girth

2025-06-02 21:18:29 +0000 UTC

What’s up Chris, Derrick, and the human basketball. I’d had my name set to that baby carrot sounding thing and I wanted to expand on another story from my time working in the OR. When I had started at the first facility I worked at in Massachusetts, I was a runner between Sterile processing and the OR. The circulating nurse would call for things and I’d run the instruments. It was poorly designed as SPD was a half mile away. We’d had a trauma come in and I was sprinting back and forth for the better part of two hours for this one room, and on my last run for the trauma I passed off some allis clamps to the nurse. I didn’t know what they were at the time because I was new and would often describe things by shape. She asked what it was and I told her it was a trapezoid. At that moment I heard a boom and looked over to find the patient’s chest cavity had exploded like a ticker from gears of war, leaving the Surgeon, the surgitechs, the PA and the Anesthesiologist covered in blood. I asked the nurse if she still wanted the trapezoid and she said no. I took it back, went back to the basement, and ate a pop tart as if I’d seen nothing. What’s the most liveleak esque thing you’ve personally witnessed?

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

2025-06-02 21:18:01 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank, Derrick mentioned Brand New Eyes being underrated in a past episode recently and I thought it was interesting because to me, it's easily the best and the most "paramore" paramore album, was curious what do y'all think makes a band/artist sound their sound?

Under siege by 500000 bloodlusted Roly Polies please help

2025-06-02 21:17:05 +0000 UTC

Hey fellows, What do you think of people who suggest that Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 deserves GOTY far and away more than Expedition 33? Personally I think it’s just this year’s Wukong/Spider-Man 2 rage bait, but I’d be interested to hear your thoughts. Jack it early and often boyos. Peace.

Jacked Off 590 Times in 2024. Tracking since 2022. When and to what. Most in a day was 6 times. AMA.

2025-06-02 21:16:57 +0000 UTC

Happy pride month my marry band of queers. What is the gayest thing you've every done? Me, being a half-gay, has to be the time I sucked dick and drank my homie's nut. Stay gay friends

hey your awake, walked into the ice agent, same as

2025-06-02 21:16:15 +0000 UTC

Hey Ed Edd and Eddy, what gameplay mechanic did you see that is rarely seen in games that you wished more games utilized. Mine would be From megaman battle network, I wish more games used them, I can only find them on occasion with Indy developers who also miss the gameplay loop.

KingBeetle, Kingdads Beetle Army

2025-06-02 21:15:13 +0000 UTC

Hello Chriss, kingston, etc what's your funiest run with sever mental illness. for me its a middle aged woman that used to hang out at a gas station I worked at she was severely schizophrenic and would scream the n word at her hulucinations (she was very white) that to her were all black men she thought we're gonna assault her

Adhdeviant

2025-06-02 21:14:02 +0000 UTC

Hello my close long time friends. Long time listener first time $25 patron. I am currently in the process of joining the milliary(marines specifically) and am scared my personality will change drastically after getting out of contract. Have you guys ever felt a major change in life would/has changed a large aspect of your personality?

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

2025-06-02 21:12:36 +0000 UTC

Dear collectively one and a half Puerto Ricans, what is your worst experience with someone else's bodily fluids physically touching you?

Klurm

2025-06-02 21:11:24 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, just wanted to write in to correct Derrick saying that you don't have to pay taxes if you leave the US. I recently moved to Japan, and I work here with no ties to any US workplace anymore. I still have to pay taxes to the US on my income earned overseas. The thing is, I don't pay. As long as I continue living here in Japan until I die, it doesn't matter. If I moved back to the US though, they would destroy my credit and garnish my wages. Same thing with my federal student loans. I'm not paying off the loans, and they can't do anything about it as long as I have no property or income in the US for them to take. You can also just fly under the radar if you're not making that much money anyway. TLDR: As long as you're a US citizen, you do have to pay taxes on income you make living in another country, but they are powerless if you decide not to pay as long as you don't move back.

DanTheManWithThePants

2025-06-02 21:10:23 +0000 UTC

Hello Batty Boys. I've been watching a friend of mine play through Mass Effect, and he just finished 2. However, he finished his game with Kasumi, Mordin, Tali, Garrus, and Legion all dying. My question is, do I do God's work and just smite him now or leave him to his doomed fate of a mid Mass Effect 3 experience? Thank you for all the laughs.

Gorilla that looks like Sween

2025-06-02 21:10:10 +0000 UTC

Hello three white men On the topic of shitty teachers, I once had a teacher for an elective called "real world math" essentially tell us she'd leave us to die in a school shooting scenario after the school had a routine drill about it, because she didn't believe any of the kids would follow the protocol. Theres more to this teacher I could bitch about but this is the most stand out example.

The Mega Faggot

2025-06-02 21:09:49 +0000 UTC

What beloved childhood character would be the most concerning if removed from their environment and placed in the real world? Like would a Jim Henson Muppet be frightening if they asked you for a dollar outside of a Wendy's?

wacky racists

2025-06-02 21:09:44 +0000 UTC

Hola homo estas boys, i wanted to know what exactly the meaning of life is or at least what y’all think it is, to do drugs? Fuck big butts? hate every breath imagine dragons takes? I personally think life is meaningless and we go about life on whatever little thing gives us a moment of hope until we reach an abrupt and often anticlimactic end, hope y’all are having a great day tho :)

The man who cums hot wheels

2025-06-02 21:07:57 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarks on a leash, I recently heard in one of your episodes you lot talking about the orchestral rock of Claire Obscurs OST. I'd highly recommend giving the Fire Emblem Three Houses OST a listen it combines amazing operatics and a rock style baseline. A song I'd recommend listening to first is called "God Shattering Star"

2 beetles Blumpkining while staring at Sweeny

2025-06-02 21:07:47 +0000 UTC

Hey Straight Men that watch Gay Porn A while back there was like a Mailman who wrote in about being fired or something for listening to the podcast out loud. And I gotta say, as someone who just experienced the panic of my boss overhearing the podcast and worrying about my job, PLEASE PUT ON HEADPHONES WHEN LISTENING TO THE SHOW Pretty sure I was about to get fired. (I was listening to the Episode, Transgender Mice, where you guy discuss racial slurs toward the beginning of the episode)

KyleXGuys Click here for Clone on Clone Action

2025-06-02 21:07:02 +0000 UTC

Herro Chosen Famirry and also Sween Congratulations! You've won a sweepstakes and you each get to design a submission for a new Disney ride after the "Tiana's Bayou Adventure Incident" resulted in three child fatalities plus a now-morbidly-obese-Alligator. What do you base it on, what are some features and why is "Song of the South" probably playing for the people in line? Tightening the belt and listening in

Friendly Fire Exercise

2025-06-02 21:07:01 +0000 UTC

Hey you bastardious gangsters, Boy I gotta ask, are you guys gonna be fun this year?. What I mean by that is with the set. Will yall do themed episodes. Will you deck the halls for Christmas maybe decorate for halloween or even paint the wall with sweens brains for presidents day. Thanks for reading, my question youuuu. P.S. Derrick when you and Jojo inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Gym Broboy

2025-06-02 21:06:14 +0000 UTC

If you found out that mosquitoes are the creatures on earth that constantly experienced the most pleasure and actually have the most pleasurable lives . And they feel extreme pain when they die or don’t eat, and they also mourn their dead. What would be your next move?

StraightSlayer making the world gayer

2025-06-02 21:04:45 +0000 UTC

Greetings, vaugly homoerotic men. I'm not sure if you guys are still looking for inspiration or styles for your movie commentaries, or if those are even still happening, but I recommend taking inspiration from Cosmonaut Varity Hour's series "Cosmonaut Picture Show", specifically their vidoes going over the Twilight and Transformer series respectively. I think it would work well for Chris' and/or Derrick's editing style, as well as be fun to do and record while complimenting your style of comedy. That, and you can release full commentary tracks as a Patreon tier reward. Best of luck.

Gyro Owns The World

2025-06-02 21:04:19 +0000 UTC

Greetings Puerto rican Popeye and the darknesses As a listener of the pod, I have always agreed with your disappointment with Dragon ball GT. I have always felt that instead of Trunks, Uub should have been the one too join Goku and Pan, or my more controversial opinion, that Uub should have been the main character, since Toriyama ended Z with that implication. it would be more in line with Dragonball, and having a earthling who is also a reincarnated majin and a student of Goku as the mc Would have been so dope, thoughts.

Kevin (Doo Doo Garbage)Abdul

2025-06-02 21:04:14 +0000 UTC

Not really a question but more of a recommendation. A few episodes ago Derrick brought up that he wanting to read more sci-fi with more science in it. I’d highly recommend the expanse series. Space travel and combat are all based off what military theorists and science think it would actually look like. Chris it also fill the gap halo has left behind.

Halo tbag

2025-06-02 21:03:56 +0000 UTC

Hey Topher, Rick, and Ston, With all of the various food/restaurant takes you've shared on the show, I wanted to ask if you each have a favorite homemade meal, either something made by a family member, or that you like to cook on your own.

I took her to my attic anne i franked it

2025-06-02 21:03:41 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, have you ever stuck with a band through some really rough albums for them to come out the other side with their best music ever? Personally, Whitechapel had some really meh albums but their last 3 are perfect from to back. Id absolutely recommend the valley and Kin as they are not only sonically pleasent but also have a deep bit of storytelling. Be well fucks. P.s. daaaah Kingston my sweet baby boy

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-06-02 21:03:19 +0000 UTC

If you were given the option to perform a Doom Eternal Glory Kill on anyone, who would it be and which glory kill. Also, Derrick, you haven't already, check out Arankai-Rome. It's heavy as fuck

sam

2025-06-02 21:03:12 +0000 UTC

What's the gayest thing you could do without actually being gay? A very cerebral request I know but I hope you honour it you fucking slags.

Cummy Bumskin

2025-06-02 21:03:06 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite humans and Kingston What is your guys predictions for summer games fest reveals. I’m personally hoping to see a new bioshock and resident evil get announced

Derrick cums on dogs

2025-06-02 21:02:53 +0000 UTC

What are some of your favorite comedy videos from each of you? I personally love the Dragons Ball Peepee parodies and I also love the TomSka video "What Happened" where every time someone asks about a suicide, they kill themselves explaining it lmao Stay gay, queerbaits

The Null of The Void, AKA The Cum of The Boys

2025-06-02 21:02:42 +0000 UTC

Hello to my three favorite DEI podcast hosts. I live in a rural town in the Southern United States and let me tell you, I've seen some pretty strange things while traveling through my small town. I once saw a grown man riding a bike down the road with no shirt on and a kids Darth Vader mask on his head. What's the strangest things you've ever seen while traveling? Thanks, love you all so very much. ❤️

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-06-02 21:02:36 +0000 UTC

Sup boys (derogatory), if there’s something I need in this world more than anything else, I need you guys to check out a video called Japanese Louie Armstrong. I saw it after watching a few of Dushbag’s Louie highlights and need to know if y’all have seen it. Thanks benzoids

Majin George Costanza

2025-06-02 21:02:35 +0000 UTC

Hey trash cans. Did y’all see the new Dr Squatch scent? It’s Sydney’s fucking bath water. Can’t wait to see what it tastes like.

SydneySweeny’sFutureExHusband

2025-06-02 21:02:03 +0000 UTC

If you could get into a one on one knife fight or a two on one fist fight, which would you rather have to deal with?

The Dudeslayer

2025-06-02 21:01:05 +0000 UTC

React to schindler's list and post a compilation of the funniest moments

Man Of Action

2025-06-02 21:00:47 +0000 UTC

Sup nerds. Playing through Dead Space. Any tips?

A Nuclear Powered Toaster

2025-06-02 21:00:32 +0000 UTC

Hello metalheads and whatever fucking genre Derrick listens to, I forget. Everyone come-up with a half-useful superpower, here's an example of what I mean. You're bulletproof, but only bullets specifically cannot harm you. You can still get hurt but punches, kicks, knives, Tom Sweeny, you get the idea. Love y'all, full homo.

Imagine having a complete family

2025-06-02 20:59:51 +0000 UTC

June Submission THREAD! + Update

Comments

A lot of people have theories, but mine is that Ozzy Ozborn exploded into seventy-three-hundred particles when he saw that clip you made of him supporting the IDF. That's just my opinion.

You got 9 lines on your phone and I see all blackjack on my PC

Testing how many lines you can write until you get Read More: 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 If you need more than 20 lines ur gae

Hello maidenless rejects, I know Nintendo sucks now but seeing as they were a huge part of my childhood. What are some of your favorite first party Nintendo games, pre Nintendo Switch?

Ethan's suing everyone! Noah's been sued, Kacey's been sued, I've been sued!

Chris aint reading allat

If a dog were to spread their asshole like Goatse, would they do it with their front paws or their back paws

Chris, can you fucking stop saying “I could give a fuck” when you mean “I couldn’t give a fuck”, you belligerent reprobate

Wallace and gromit Legos are real Google it

I know I’m double dipping, but I gotta say something. There’s a guy selling brazzein $12 dollars for 10 grams on eBay (thanks to Markiplier also). Already ordered some and gonna test it out. Get it before it’s all gone.

Listening to you guys talk about killing animals for food is very interesting. My family owns sheep and we do the slaughtering ourselves. I can therefore kill, skin and gut sheep without feeling anything. Would you consider me sociopathic?

https://imgur.com/a/1QKJMRU NEW MERCH PLEASE

Greetings, Two and a Half Men a YouTuber named Spaceman Scott made a whole video on that Irish fella that offed his girlfriend. I’ll put the link in here… idk if Patreon allows links but 🤷‍♀️ https://youtu.be/0XrEBLBExPw?si=mTEduChcMmGx83Im

$1 million or a One-time use Kamehameha?

Niggas in my Butthole by Hydrocoque is a level of gay lyricism that Derrick can only aspire to. I would like to hear his thoughts.

Hey Dennis (played by Chris), Mac (played by Derrick), and Charlie (played by Kingston). What do you all think is the most cursed or snake bitten sports franchise out of any team in the big 4 sports leagues in America (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL)?

Hello gents. What show would you add Dr gay house to ?

Clifford the dog vs Lennie from Of mice and men in a fight to the death, who you got?

Shut up

Mimic the octopus is a fucking incel

Before I got a more appropriate trimmer, I used to use electric hair clippers to trim my shit down before using a razor to finish it and I rushed and wasn’t careful. Straight up sliced a like 1/2 inch bit of my dick skin. Still have a V-shaped scar on my shaft.

Can you guys bang and post it on patreon?

John bernthals punish in spiderman 4 like "IM A BETTER SPIDER THAN YOU MAN"

They're like 45 they won't get drafted

Hello Chris, Derek, and Huell from Breaking Bad, If you’re drafted into the upcoming war, what excuse are you going to use to get out?

Hey Boyz, This one is for the Derrick mainly, when recording vocals for the sus parodies, do you often find yourself cracking up at singing such stupid lyrics? I ask after hearing Down with the Dickness for 69th time in a row today.

Ahh my beautiful beetle boys, There is a new cyberpunk 2077 update coming out, what do you want them to add to the game? I want the option to shoot River when he goes in to kiss you cause it would be funny. Stay Gay and Safe

Death for who

If you read & answer this, I'll change my name so you don't have to read it again. Chris, Sween, Derrick, What is the most you'll let your loved ones suffer if the alternative is death?

Howdy Snarks! I’ve opened the Pandora’s box of political discourse with relatives and immediately regret it. I live in Alabama with deeply religious and conservative relatives. How do you guys handle this sort of discourse with your family?

Crazy how people realize shit sucks when it actually effects them

Hey Three angry men. I just had a fact about Camp Lazzlo. The last episode it turns out Lumpus was an imposter and tied up the real counselor. Who is Heffer from Rocko’s Modern Life.

How many “damn that’s crazy” does someone get before you tell them to shut the fuck up?

Hello gents simple question to the one who hates religion. Are those fat burner things safe ? One of the side effects listed is jittering lol. PS sneak the fat burner into sweenys hive water

Here's a hypothetical for you guys. You get to fuck a fictional woman but there's a five percent chance they turn into Sagat when you bust. P.S. Capcom, Bring back Darkstalkers. If not, then just Morrigan. Bring her titties back and put them in Street Fighter 6 and let us fuck her

Howdy howdy boys. I say howdy alot as a greeting and have been doing so since RDR2 but everyone thought I got it from that. It upset me, like dude that just me. Anyways have yall had a mannerism popularized by media or got mannerism from media? K thx bye bi boys

Hello Benadryl demon, the gay who lived, and Moist Critical Race Theory. If you were given $10 million but every time you orgasm, Ben Shapiro appears and critiques your form in real-time, would you take the deal? He’s fully clothed. He’s holding a clipboard. He’s disappointed in you.

What's up figgernaggots? You're tasked with creating diabolical candle scents; what scents do you choose? I'd personally make "grilled onions and blue cheese", "tar", and "dog farts"

Hey pink line and brown circles. You guys see that guy at a tekken tournament dressed as dr doom calling himself joe budden who got first place but was disqualified for going backstage and throwing toilet paper at the commentators?

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games or no bacon and no video games?

Drink up, take advantage of that fresh liver while you can, ECH!

Hello to the three queers in my ears my 21st birthday is coming up and I was wondering if yall had any crazy 21st birthday stories or stories in general

Hello Jeff, Geoph and Jeph (fuck you) What is something you knew was going to be hammered shit from the beginning despite hype?

Chris do you still use Ground News

Do yall actually think Hideo Kojima is a good writer

I’m about to graduate tomorrow, what did you guys think when you did

Hey poop, shit, and dookie I was wondering if you guys would ever do sex with me and or each other? Thanks iggas (touch Kingston NOW)

Salutations, GAY Tank (on account of it being Pride Month). With chapters 3 and 4 having just recently released, and the hype behind them, have any of y'all considered giving Deltarune a shot?

Also check out the new turnstile album if you haven't. Going to see them in the fall. Cheers!

Lads! I am restarting the show from the beginning (as i routinely do because im psychotic) and noticed that Sweeny threatens to become a white man if Joe Biden won the 2020 election during episode 13. My question to sweeney is when?

Chris already read part of it on the beef boys podcast. Also that would be a very very long extra ammo that thing is like 30 chapters.

Figured you tards would be into this. There's a 4 issue comic book continuation of the 90s Spider-man series that resolves the cliff hanger coming out. https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1935340192749023443?t=Kce_HrmagAW2MbxjHVUg_A&s=19

Hello phaguettes. What are the top 5 liquids of all time, agreed upon unanimously by the three of you.

Sweeny just says lies constantly

Hey buttfuckers, We hear about how some movies and games had cut alternate endings that were going to be crazier than what we got, such as Peter's dad being revealed to not have died in Amazing Spiderman 2. What's your favorite cut alternate ending for a movie or game?

CORRECTION: I went to high school in cali and have family currently in school in cali. I don't know where the fuck sweeny heard that, but we absolutely go to school 5 days a week 8 hours a day, maybe some gay ass private school would do that but public schools there is curriculums to follow.

Not a question, Chris needs to be flogged for not liking toaster strudels

Hello Epic Rap Battles of Cancer, As (probably) your only genderfluid listener, I have to ask, if you could invent a third assigned sex at birth, what would it be?

Who would you choose?

Heya Boyos, if you could make any non-romacable character in any video game romancable, who would you choose and how would change the game to make it make sense.

Hello Three musty queers! First time question, Second class citizen here. Here an interesting queer-y just in time for pride month: Who is your ideal gay husband?

With being now halfway to #666, any plans to get Satan on? Maybe Kingston's Dad?

That's pretty good, but I would have worked in takin' chodes somewhere in there

Kingston if you're in the market for a car I unironically recommend a Prius. They're great for city driving and save ass loads on gas. They're also surprisingly roomy.

To the tune of Country Roads. Fuckin’ butts, Gay dude butts Bustin’ nuts, In their guts I’m not Homo, It’s just FOMO Fuckin’ butts Gay dude butts.

Hey there Topher Ray Ray, Derrick Whiteman, and Thomas. What's your song of the summer? I think it's going to be a YE NHH Summer. Thanks Okay bye! 👋

You guys should do an extra ammo where you read out the entirety of the fan fic "Sonic Highschool"

Big big men, this summer I’ve taken a job working at a summer camp for the mentally disabled. Every camper is a huge fan of yours. More notably, every time there’s a dance party multiple people request Imagine Dragons. Anecdotal evidence of how shit they are, but still relevant.

Snark whores, what’s your nightmare blunt rotation? We always hear about dream ones so I wanna know who your top 3 worst mfs your passing to the left to. Mine would be Jordan Peterson, Chrischan, and sweens dad.

Yo Boys. No time for pleasantries. I NEED!!! yall to react to “Transparent Cleaning” on YouTube. Crazy to think shit like that is just sitting on there while people are too scared to say someone killed themselves.

332 is private IDIOTS!

I have a question for the brown circle. He tweeted a few times that absolute batman is so good that it could potentially fix his character. I honestly couldnt disagree more and would love for sween to go into more detail about what makes it so much better for him

Greetings Ho, Ho, and Ho If you were to make a jukebox musical about your life (that’s a musical where all the songs are pre-existing and licensed) which band/artist would you want to pull from? i.e. I imagine Chris would want to use Rise Against in his musical.

Hey Stinky (K), Stench-Bucket (D) and Smells like Lavender and Peaches (C), what’s the worst fight or injury you saw in your school? Mine was a kid that snapped someone’s forearm over the edge of a table because he called him a butt-muffin.

But that's just a theory, A CONSPIRACY THEORY! Thanks for watching!

Happy pride month my three gay uncles! Anyway did you ever watch X-files? Member when a shadowy government guy claimed Sadam hussein was an actor and not a real dictator? Wild

Greetings three gayos, just wanted to mention that MATPAT IS IN GOVERNMENT Here link for reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/eHVXzqcfOz Love you, my little batty boys M’WAH

I had to stop playing rainbow 6 siege as a teenager because I once threw a controller through my wall and was then (rightfully) beat by my father, have you guys ever had to shelf a game you were playing for your own good?