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#305: Casey Anthony Strikes Back

Chris is sick, so we're dark tanking it up!!!!

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Hold on my bro how are you gunna do Derrick like that when sween exists…

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It was Chris Gay Run for Mayor

I fuck boy butts and I cannot lie.

2/10

Clark

Because I can

GundamStyle69

Oh yes ban me because I'm saying things that offend you..... how very on brand. This is how I could easily tell that you're a redditor

GundamStyle69

Looks like it’s working

Charles Pedersen

Answer me this: how much hotness does the danger of knowing she could kill you add? Or do you posit that it’s all looks and nothing else?

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Can we make a vote to ban GundamStyle69. the guy is rage baiting for no reason.

Clark

Ethan has completely gone off the deep end and more people need to tell him because he is actively being an Israeli Propogandist. Cutting the dialog early with a cutesy RFK bit was a Bitch move.

Clark

you have to use proportional force dumbass you cant just kill someone just cuz they are on your property retard. Also how much are eggs right now dick head lets whataboutism too that.

dort snort

I was gonna change my name to something to bully Derrick for being gay and retarded about everything all the time, but that works too

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Alright, here’s what I’m thinking: When the next episode drops and we are sure Chris is back, all of us at the $25 tier should change our names to “I am become meme”

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If women can goon to serial killers, we get a pass

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Mines is Freddie got Fingered

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

"people can have favorite movies that aren't good." My favorite movie of all time is Kung pow enter the first, I feel so seen rn

ZestyDonger

Holy shit I can't believe they got RFK Jr on the podcast

Chris's Closeted Weeabo Side

But thanks for sharing your 2 cents on our cities

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Gundamstyle69 that should be the least of your concerns tbh because in your neck of the woods, child labor is legal again. Also child marriage hasn't been made illegal as well. Your police is giving a budget where they have military equipment for town 100. Last, some areas are ultra Christian where it's illegal to sell alcohol and you'll be looked down upon on for dancing Also cameras are all over the our cities it's pretty much stupid to rob a home these days

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Seriously. Republicans cry for small businesses all the time but somehow haven’t considered that tariffs are going to kill small businesses that can’t outlast them as long as big companies. They complain about virtue signaling when they practically invented it.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Go suck a dick it’ll probably make you feel better

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Oh what happened (Edit) Nevermind I just saw what he posted wow.

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Visit Change.org and sign my petition to have the “Snark Tank” podcast’s name changed to “Poop Butt”

Nightseye9

Oof, Marone! Some real stupidity in the comments on this one.

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Their country has been invaded. What do you imagine would happen if a foreign power invaded your country? Just stop.

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

Yet here you are, behind the paywall. Smart one ain't ya

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Bro wants to talk about media literacy but said the Jesus imaginary that was in Man of steel was not intentional. Even tho it was written that way by Zach Snyder .

Get Gabby and Zach on the podcast again please 🙏

Brother why are you a paying member of the patreon lmao makes no sense

Lizurd

Also shout out to The Butalist for winning a Oscar on Sunday, that gay sex scene had my theater so quiet you could hear a needle drop

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Why are you here

Roadside Piss Bottle

Nolan and Mark losing their colons in that fight was crazy

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Cause every gay's crazy bout a caked up man

LilCompanyCreditCard

Dark tank is back

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Gundamstyle69 or however his name is spelled is such a retard I had to block him and now my life is so much better

kweermo

“You people” is pretty presumptuous. At least I asked you what your story was. I’m not familiar with what bill you’re talking about, but that sounds dumb. Also, I’m not a democrat. They generally suck balls and they aren’t truly representing the will of the people. They’re diet republicans and that’s why the party is functionally dead. Either it’s going to go away entirely, or be rightfully appropriated by people who want to offer a substantive alternative to the republican villainmaxxing party.

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Lol

GundamStyle69

Yeah but everyone that uses that term uses it as a way to deflect criticism

GundamStyle69

51:30 i immediately ignore comments from people that put the cringe "omg 1k likes?!?!1 thank you sooo much" like they're accepting an Oscar

Swavant

Oh trust me the guy could not give a single damn about his people. There's thousands of videos of his conscription goon squads going around kidnapping Ukrainian men and forcing them to fight. By now the majority of the Ukrainian military is unwilling conscripts.

GundamStyle69

For the past 2 years

GundamStyle69

I was way too young to give a damn about any of that. I was too busy playing Halo 3

GundamStyle69

meanwhile you people don't even believe in basic self-defense. Just look at the bill that the Democrats are trying to pass in California. It will make it completely illegal for you to use lethal Force if somebody breaks into your home

GundamStyle69

GundamStyle69

When you guys do the watch along stuff, hereditary is a must

Lizurd

Another DEI episode

Carlos Hernandez

Please execute these niggas

When Elon finally dies catch me goin stupid in the club like Jim Carrey’s The Mask

Thanks for the ad

Johnny Ronnie

Glad I wasn't the only one offput by that.

Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).

Yall have talked about Hereditary more than the so called film snobs have. Holy shit.

Sperm butt fuckers

Currently the term Twitter users love to use in order to discredit other people's media opinions, or to prop up their own

TonyTwoTries

The thing that pisses me off the most is the gaslighting. All these dumbasses gargling Trump’s balls should just admit that they don’t like democracy and they want a king. Also, at this point I’m convinced that they are trying to crash the economy on purpose so his robber baron buddies can consolidate more wealth and power. The “Technate of the Americas” shit is happening for real.

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Being able to critically engage with a text (movie, song, book, etc.)

Roadside Piss Bottle

I was thinking this as he said it.

Roadside Piss Bottle

Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted this reality

OmegaZ

For real. I WILL yap about my furry waifu and nobody will stop me.

kweermo

Chris got bronchitis from paying one too many homeless guys to throat him.

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Fundamentally disagree with Sweeny, I'd much rather know upfront who fucks with my kind of weird and who doesn't. A "decent society" is currently ruining all of us so I think the idea of people being as honest as they possibly can is envyable

Paz

Guy is helping his people fight for his freedom and you decide to jump on the dumbest take made by an adulterous man, sad.

Longswordsman of the South

You think she’s hot, wow…

Longswordsman of the South

What’s your story, man? How long have you been listening? I’m always fascinated when outliers pop up in these comments.

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I can see it. Edit: I’m talking about the Cum Town comparison.

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Absolutely crazy title

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

derricks hereditary take is just stavs joker take

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idk how but its clear derrick is stav, chris is nick, and sween is adam

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this comment section is fucked by idiots of both sides but i hope we can all agree casey anthony is hot as fuck

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Yo gang a little off topic but I just watched "The Gunsmith Cats" OVA from '95 and in the third episode the villian is literally trump and his motivation was to remove immigrants. Just thought it was kinda funny.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

I've made a fool of myself

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Fuck yeah man, I love worms in my podcasts

Duke of Disorder

You definitely said some slurs when Obama wore a tan suit.

Henchman

You are gay and also retarded

SillyPuttyEater

But how can we watch it if it's invisible

GundamStyle69

Honestly what the hell does that even mean? I feel like that's a term people use when they have a stick of their ass and think they're opinion about the movie is the only correct one

GundamStyle69

I honestly would not be surprised if they hate gay people

GundamStyle69

The comparison between Elon and president zelinsky is just so dumb. Elon is not a member of any government so there's no reason that he should be expected to wear a suit. Meanwhile zilinsky dresses up like he's about to audition for a live action GI Joe reboot when he's a president of an entire country. that comes with the expectation that you dress like a professional not a child in a GI Joe costume

GundamStyle69

How stereotypically black of them

kweermo

U r gay

Kevin Durant's feet.

Lmao

SillyPuttyEater

Aight man the use of faggot in this episode didn't even have like comedic intent behind it like when Derrick usually justifies it, this was literally just using it in like the intended fashion that contlates gayness with weakness. I'm cool with the edgy shit for humor man but have some self awareness, you're better than that.

Tantalized Funyuns

I find it funny how tight this episode is without Chris

_xXx_shenron_xXx

Idk how Derrick keeps missing the point so badly. I not only don’t like Hereditary, I do not like horror at all, I’m the furthest away from being a fan of that movie as humanly possible I don’t care about your opinion of the movie even remotely, you’re just acting like a dickhead which is majority of the reason of why you’re annoying people so much, if you gave the same opinion but just acted like a normal person people would have disagreed but no one would have cared beyond that. You guys complain about people being dickheads in nearly every episode but when people do it about you they’re “soft”?

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"I feel like I'm helping people have a little bit more media literacy!" Look guys. if there is one place I'm NEVER taking lessons on media literacy from, it's the fuckin snark tank podcast lmao

TonyTwoTries

Thanks for putting an ad for the patreon on the patreon version retard. Fuck you kill yourself.

Kevin Durant's feet.

Just finished the new invisible episode and then you guys post this! Oh boy!

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

FUCK

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