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South African here, DDP who whooped Sean Strickland is not uncontrovesial. He's also MAGA which is kinda inexplicable for someone who's not from America

Four_Vauxhall_Monzas

Man hearing Dr. Drew hit me like I was a sleeper agent

Studiobison

You know what’s a great pejorative that needs a resurgence? Skank.

Child Aloy

Its pretty cool hearing the guys (at least Chris and Derrick) talk about Men at Work since they’re one of my favorite bands, I highly recommend listening to more of their stuff “Business as Usual” is probably one of their most popular albums and is worth the listen

Aaron Fontanella

Severance is my favorite show of all time

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Voting against your interest when you are a billionaire is in your interest if you don’t want to get turned into coins

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

To be fair the Switch 2 will probably be pretty cheap

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

I didn't like sweeny making fun of me for wanting a 5 hour episode. I'm not dumb and gay.

Pig butthole

The last 5 seconds of this are wild.

Christopher O'Toole

I love to hear “alright let’s get out of here” cause it means shit is about to get real silly

Mikey

He’s not going to. It doesn’t have the green goblin in it.

I can’t believe Uncle Ben got shot instead of Sweeney

My father in law said "Elon is such a genius", and I responded"If he such a genius how come I can molest him at a givens notice?" We don't talk to each other anymore

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

SEASON TWO!!!! LETS GO!!!!!

Clark

Googled it and its on the oneyplays wikia as the "Chewing Character" which is what zach called it

Swavant

3:06:15 as an oneyplays autist, I know exactly what you're talking about chris and zach would jumpscare people with it after telling a friend that a B-list actor (someone not too famous and just believable enough that it would trick you, e.g., Jamie Kennedy) had passed and he would pretend to be reading the news on his phone and when the friend would ask to see it, it was just the gif of that chewing guy -- I think zach called it the chewing guy or something and I know I found it once by searching on google "chewing guy clay animation" or something

Swavant

I grew up in Delaware, and yeah, it's pretty small and forgettable. Unless you're nearby and want to visit a nice beach town, or you're a sleazy rich person trying to start a corporation, there's no reason to visit

Sadam Izer

Hes right about aged cheeses though right?

My Colonical Romance

They dropped a podcast making fun of twomads death on his death anniversary

My Colonical Romance

Lmao

Armadillo

Pretty sure that ESRB rating was for RE6 port

Noah Friscopp

He never will

Noah Friscopp

Aye I seen that one. They didn’t release his episode at first because he was crying and saying he was depressed and wanted to die and shit.

Absolute Horse Piss in a Chilled Glass

Oi, I'm the one that asked the weird kid question from last episode. The kid I'm referring to is Vincent Ambrosio. He was that portly fellow with the cowboy hat that broke down immediately in front of Chris Hansen. Before you ask, yes, he wore that hat to highschool EVERYDAY. My friends called him Walker Texas Ranger.

Great-Four-Five

To be honest the show would be way worse if they were too smart. I'm glad they're a little bit retarded because it makes it funnier to listen to.

J

I think the premise of Severance is brilliant.

Child Aloy

This is how I find out Facebook has a Dark Mode... Years of academy training wasted... Eh fuck it, I only use it for Messenger anyway

The idea that it's a Caribbean thing is insane

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Sweeney's lack of knowledge for my name shows his ignorance of the Chris Ray Gun expanded universe.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Why did Derrick act so weird when Chris read my question? You guys are my beautiful baby boys.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Just noticed this today. Can yall update the $10 tier to say that you get access to the videos? Currently it just indicates you'll be added to the Discord server and all the stuff from the previous tiers, but none of them mention video access

Here's a good question by

Off-chance Derrick reading through these, hope you check out Pathologic 2 if you like metaphorical and hidden messages in games. There is even a parallel with the map to your lies of penis joke. Death Grips ending the whole Arkansas show early was respectable, due to the crowd throwing glowsticks at the band.

Stratman

Giant squids were photographed the first time in the 90s-2000s, however i believe it was only in the 2000s we confirmed the existance of colosal squid. Which are yet to be photographed alive.

My Colonical Romance

you should tell Chris to watch Macross Plus, it is literally what Halo is based off of

Paz

Thats Insane

Oh My God!! ~ Wario

Damn I’m really dumb and gay I just noticed how close they are to episode 300

Mixed Fruit

MEGAGAY

Tell me Mr Jameson What good is an insecurity If you have no toothgap


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