The Snark Tank / Febuary Question Thread!

Hello my gooner brothers and Gooner Bitch! Have you guys ever heard of the porn parody of RDR2 called: "Red Dead Erection"?

We Smokin Filtered Crack you stupid peice of Shit

2025-03-04 06:33:57 +0000 UTC

Aloha, my schizo voices in my head. My question this month comes with a bit of a backstory. I recently switched departments while working for the rat (and got a pay raise), and my trainer is almost straight out of The Boondocks—a real-life cartoon character. I kept thinking you all would get a kick out of him. Ultimately, my question is this: Have you ever encountered someone who felt like a true cartoon character in real life? If so, what was the situation?

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2025-03-04 04:05:26 +0000 UTC

As someone who has been in your place before, I'd recommend finishing out school, I hated it too, but you will have the time to do all of your other options after you are done, especially since you are so close.

Farthugger

2025-03-03 22:35:24 +0000 UTC

What’s up queer-lords I’ve been in community college studying engineering while working part time for the past 2 1/2 years I’m 4 tough classes away from an associates degree and hate every about college what would you do take a few years off, Lear a trade, try YouTube, or suck it up for another few months and get a corporate job.

Dr. GayHitler

2025-03-03 18:17:26 +0000 UTC

Hello 3 muskaqueers, so I'm going to my first real concert in September. It's Rise Against, Papa Roach and Underoath. I'm so fucking excited but I gotta ask what was the first concert each of you went to and what's some basic concert etiquette I should be aware of? Would I be super gay for wearing my rise against shirt to the show?

Gavin Morin

2025-03-03 03:20:10 +0000 UTC

Waddup voices in my head. a deeper question, how do you move on from a game you didn't quite finish? I played core keeper and beat all but the last boss, got all legendary gear and, basically explored the whole map. Now Avowed came out and I am playing it and can't help but feel a nagging in the back of my mind to go back to core keeper. What do you guys suggest I do? p.s. I DEFINETLY need to upgrade my graphics card before I can really play Avowed its running at 45 frames when I'm NOT in combat

(Folgers)thebestpartofbeinggayisalongdickinyourass

2025-03-01 14:10:09 +0000 UTC

Mr. Pilot. I would like to congratulate you on the DEATHCORE project. I enjoyed the music, however i have one question. Are there lyrics written out anywhere? I couldn’t understand a single fucking word. Thank you gentlemen for your podcasting services. It makes it bearable to keep existing in this.. Zoo…

What good is a colon Mr Jameson If you cannot poop

2025-03-01 08:46:17 +0000 UTC

You guys got any podcast recommendations? I'm drying up like a husk in a podcast desert between your uploads. I was listening to the official podcast but they're tone def as hell now

RoachDoggJr

2025-03-01 02:05:43 +0000 UTC

Alright, here's my question. In 15 years, the world is controlled by a global hegemony of three authoritarian dictatorships. You three lead an individual dystopia, separate from each other. What would your nation be like? What is your diplomatic relationship with each other? What are your ideologies and principles? Etc. Thank you

The true king of the glorious nation of Romania.

2025-02-28 00:48:36 +0000 UTC

A couple of episodes of Air Crash Investigation obviously

The 1st Church of Keith David, Orson Welles, More Like Whoreson Smells

2025-02-27 23:32:42 +0000 UTC

Boys. I'm getting on a plane soon. What's your recommendation for music, games, etc for me to consume on the plane, as it's the last flight I'll ever take? Not because of the recent lack of air safety. I'm gonna do some unsavory things (in Minecraft).

wacky racists

2025-02-27 18:03:01 +0000 UTC

Not a questtion - If you're looking for a clip, search Backflip flop Wedding Smooth Criminal (Watch the last 20 seconds).

Epic Rap Battles of Spunk

2025-02-27 11:51:56 +0000 UTC

Not a question, just wanted to say Jesus Christ veilguard already on PS Plus. What a flop.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2025-02-27 07:31:56 +0000 UTC

Do you all ever look up in the sky and think about how far it goes?

Mr. Hot Salsa

2025-02-27 04:00:18 +0000 UTC

Hey black, black and black (I don’t see colour), got a question aimed mainly at Derek. I’m a sheltered white dude who listens to metal and have bounced off R&B I’ve listened to before but finally gave Tyler the Creator a go and he has me hooked. Any further reccs for similar artists that may work for a metalhead?

MrDerrikk

2025-02-26 02:32:18 +0000 UTC

You guys like talking about Breaking Bad all the time, but what are your thoughts on Better Call Saul?

Wolverine voice-Hulk gaped my asshole and my healing factor isn't fixing it, Charles help me

2025-02-25 21:40:43 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos, just doing a re-read of House of M and it’s got me wondering, what’s your favourite comic book event? Can be Marvel or DC but if manga is so much as mentioned I will kill myself on live television.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2025-02-25 12:19:07 +0000 UTC

Hello, my boisterous baby boys, a quick hypothetical today, if a mad scientist cloned you, and dumped your clone in your bed while you were asleep, how would you react? Your clone has all your memories from the moment you went to sleep, is fully grown and is entirely indistinguishable from you.

I forgot about my Jared Fogle time machine name and wrote a question in to another podcast, now all I feel is shame

2025-02-25 06:28:00 +0000 UTC

When will you guys add a segment to the show that is just shoving things up your butts? Like pencils and pickles. We all want to see and hear you guys shoving random things up your butts.

Sex GIFs

2025-02-24 08:21:19 +0000 UTC

Hey its the guy thats been watching Young Sheldon. I just finished watching the series and I discovered something else for you to hate. After the ending of Young Sheldon, they've created a spinoff of Young Sheldon's Brother. So now its not even about him anymore. They just keep this forsaken universe going. edit Theres also this weird air of White Supremacy to the show too. Like Sheldon is genetically superior in some way.

A Baby Vampire Saying VWAH VWAH!

2025-02-23 21:32:06 +0000 UTC

I know February is coming to a close but on the most recent episode you guys talk about John Oliver balancing comedy and politics and whether you need a live audience to make it effective. It makes me think of Cody Johnson of “some more news.” He obviously doesn’t have a live audience but is comedy the only fucking way we can inform people on serious shit? Idk man feels fucked lol

Lizurd

2025-02-23 07:48:50 +0000 UTC

Question for Chris, you tend to harp on modern AAA games being way longer than they need to be and I've always wondered why you don't have that same issue with RDR2 when the core gameplay (in story missions) doesn't change or evolve meaningfully past the 5 hour mark. Still love the story and characters but that Jakey video is the most I've felt heard in ages. Wanted to hear your take, keep up the good work

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2025-02-23 06:10:04 +0000 UTC

I think he lives in Arizona now, he did some interviews a few years ago that were really interesting on YouTube. If you type in stamper interview you'll probably find them

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-23 02:36:29 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, you recently brought up Stamper and were wondering where he was. I just wanna update and say he's crashing out in an obtuse way, the last thing I remember him doing was posting a picture with of his dick and balls on YouTube. I saw this right when I woke up and thought I was still asleep for a second. Anyway, that's all, happy days.

AllHandsOnDick

2025-02-22 14:41:56 +0000 UTC

Hey media illiterate black, black psychopath and Steve from American dad Are you guys always annoyed at the current tv landscape? Im sick of the 8 episode season format with seasons that take 2-3 years to come out. We need to return to 22 episodes with filler and holiday episodes

Sweeny is an antisemitic

2025-02-22 10:25:49 +0000 UTC

Quick question if you could gain any underpowered super power what would it be? Like mystery men type powers of only invisible when your not being looked at.

(Folgers)thebestpartofbeinggayisalongdickinyourass

2025-02-22 05:06:09 +0000 UTC

Yeah true, imagine the rage compilations lmao

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

2025-02-22 04:10:22 +0000 UTC

I could see both tbh

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-22 03:36:48 +0000 UTC

How ya doin snark men, my question today is... If cars had a feature where drivers could somehow speak to each other on the fly, in the moment like a pregame lobby. Would that help traffic and curb road rage or make it 100x worse?

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

2025-02-22 03:28:20 +0000 UTC

Hey there Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Gayman, and Kingston Gaymanson, what are your thoughts on Metals Gear Solid 4? Is there any merit to it? Also how would you rank the MGS games?

Wolverine voice-Hulk gaped my asshole and my healing factor isn't fixing it, Charles help me

2025-02-22 00:43:18 +0000 UTC

do you think NakeyJakey would be a good guest on here?

John_is_eternal

2025-02-21 21:48:57 +0000 UTC

I think just shut it down every time then. “I really don’t want to to discuss politics with you” It’s the only way to maintain a relationship with people that committed to being hateful.

Mr. Ray Sizzum

2025-02-20 16:58:51 +0000 UTC

2 no question.

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-20 08:17:07 +0000 UTC

There's a band called rainbow kitten surprise that is really good but I absolutely hate telling people their name. Puts people off immediately.

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-20 08:13:17 +0000 UTC

Hey boys snark tank meetup at the Dave blunts concert in Santa ana at the observatory? I know sweeney's a big fan.

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-20 08:12:04 +0000 UTC

Hey all. I’ve been on a stand up kick lately and want to know your opinion. If you could look at a comedians stat spread, what would the different stats be. On top of that is there any skill thats so essential you have to have it maxed out?

Majin Helen Keller

2025-02-20 02:25:54 +0000 UTC

Mr. Maldonado, Mr. Pilot and Mr. Jameson… I have a suggestion. Make a segment, where you react to videos (and other things of such nature) your audience sent you. Similar to the twitter trash. I wish to send you the most out of pocket, vile things i can think of. Thank you for your cooperation gentlemen.

Tell me Mr Jameson What good is an insecurity If you have no toothgap

2025-02-19 19:54:30 +0000 UTC

What’s a band with a great name, but shitty music? Or vice versa, what’s a band with a shitty name, but great music?

Just Kidding Simmons

2025-02-19 07:25:33 +0000 UTC

hey guys opinon on nickderio, i was bored watching nickderio until he mentioned derreck someblackguy giving me wiplash, he end up watching derreck's im done with making political content, like it was his first time.

randeep kang

2025-02-19 05:45:20 +0000 UTC

Hello once again, my norities. I've taken on the ridiculous task of listening to every episode from 0 to reminisce the days when I listened to them live. With the parasocial bit out of the way, what is some positive things that came from the pandemic for you guys? Personally it was this podcast for me. So good, I'm literally listening to it twice.

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

2025-02-19 00:55:55 +0000 UTC

DeDick for his next channel

TheyEatingTheirBitches,TheyEatingTheirPussies

2025-02-18 23:33:06 +0000 UTC

Dedick lmao

kweermo

2025-02-18 23:26:13 +0000 UTC

Quick question to Derick, I noticed that you are a fan of history and pantheons like Greek and Japanese mythology. Since both of your channels are dead, would you consider making a third channel talking about those topics? Thank you and stay hydrated.

TheyEatingTheirBitches,TheyEatingTheirPussies

2025-02-18 20:43:19 +0000 UTC

Quick quiz: What does Leon S. Kennedy say after suplexing Joel Miller so hard his spine shoots out his ass? An actual question: What are your favorite movie/video game quotes? Mine is the iconic "Genocide shmenocide." from the Fast and Furious franchise.

My abba taught me a few things too, like how to rip the skin off by using my own mouth

2025-02-18 19:20:43 +0000 UTC

Hell yeah dude this rules also I'm gay

Did you guys see that GIF of Trump sucking Elons feet that played on the TVs at HUD

2025-02-18 06:54:28 +0000 UTC

Sorry for the long question boys but I'm going to get my money's worth even if it kills all 3 of you. You are transported back to October 20th, 1889, into a child's bedroom in a small house in Braunau am Inn, Austria. In front of you is a door that is closed but not locked. Behind you is an open window leading out into the street. To your right is a crib with a sleeping baby inside. That sleeping baby is 6 month old Adolf Hitler. Hitler's father is out on the town drinking and gambling and will not return for several hours. Hitler's mother is sleeping in her own bedroom across the hall, and will not wake up unless you or baby Hitler make enough noise to wake her. You have exactly 10 minutes before you are transported back to the modern day, so you don't have to worry about spending the rest of your life in a 19th century Austrian prison. You can stand silent and motionless and change nothing. No one will ever know you were there. Or you can kill baby Hitler, and change the course of history forever. What would you do?

Did you guys see that GIF of Trump sucking Elons feet that played on the TVs at HUD

2025-02-18 06:48:33 +0000 UTC

LMAO that was amazing

Be nicer to Sweeney

2025-02-17 06:54:32 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockboys, would you piss on your own face for 40 US dollars?

Be nicer to Sweeney

2025-02-17 06:49:25 +0000 UTC

I'm going to be a double dipping bastard today. Hello Snark, Tank and The. A simple question what kind of tank is the Snark tank? Is it custom made or is it based off of a irl model? (If this question doesn't get asked this month I'll simply ask it next month)

shitting in a gatorade bottle

2025-02-17 05:31:48 +0000 UTC

Hey ice cube, ice tea and vanilla ice. If you never had to piss or shit again, which would you choose? Also the piss or shit gets teleported out of your body and you get to choose where it goes.

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-17 00:03:09 +0000 UTC

I fucking love that video so much

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-17 00:00:58 +0000 UTC

Hello three gay mice, first time question asker here. If America does succumb to the nuclear Holocaust like in Fallout, would you join a raider gang or continue living a lawful life? Stay erotic boys!

BioCock Jizzfinite

2025-02-16 21:47:49 +0000 UTC

Hello Darkcast, Since this podcast became the clip show. Look up "Pee Pee's Gayhouse" by StamperTV or just skip to the end of it. It's a classic and hearing Pee Wee Herman say "sayonara nigga" leaves me in tears every time.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2025-02-16 21:19:08 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, in case Chris forgot to promote the Patreon, I’ll do it! $1 a month gets you early access to episodes, $5 gets your questions read on the show, $10 gets you access to the Discord, and $25 gets your name read at the end of the show—causing Chris great pain. Every great business has a mascot. so what is the Snark Tank's mascot?

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2025-02-16 09:55:44 +0000 UTC

HALO 2 OR HALO 3??????

Captain Ball Sack

2025-02-16 05:05:44 +0000 UTC

For episode 300, make sween eat 300 marshmallow peeps

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-16 03:13:58 +0000 UTC

Crash Bandicoot walks into a bar: WHOAH!

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-16 03:13:26 +0000 UTC

Buckshot

kweermo

2025-02-16 03:06:37 +0000 UTC

Do you guys prefer MEGGER, or DEATH?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-02-15 16:40:33 +0000 UTC

Hello 2 girls 3 cups (you're sentient cups): I have a question for Sween. What inspired you to want to be a nurse? What inspired your Grandmother to be a doctor? Have any of you had negative experiences with doctors? Me and my friends got into an argument about whether or not doctors are good people. Also I've been watching a lot of Scrubs. Take care fellas.

ShoreMcLoving

2025-02-15 15:57:29 +0000 UTC

How do you deal with loud neighbors and paper thin walls

retarder

2025-02-15 10:55:36 +0000 UTC

I wanted to let y'all know, I often listen to this show on my commute to work, which is anywhere from 5-30 minutes. It is not uncommon for 3 days'+ commute to consist of JUST the name reading. If you did episode 300 of JUST patron names I don't think I'd notice.

Spoodyboi

2025-02-15 05:36:59 +0000 UTC

Sup my politically incorrect racial epithets. Not a question, but more or less a follow up on how names can determine how a person will develop. I agree that a name like Simon will most likely lead a person to become a nerd/geek. I also believe that the same name could influence a person differently depending on the country they’re born. For example, if someone is named Simon in Colombia (pronounced as See-món), they are more akin to become a rebel, because they might be influenced by Simon Bolivar, the man who led the rebellion against the liberation of Panama, Ecuador, Colombia, etc.

I can’t believe Uncle Ben got shot instead of Sweeney

2025-02-15 05:33:04 +0000 UTC

Hello Booty and the Blowdicks my question for Sween is. KILL YOURSELF? anywhom love you Chris and Derrick have a nice one

Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween

2025-02-15 05:32:23 +0000 UTC

We got the snark tank episode 300 before GTA6

Thecockwizard

2025-02-15 03:14:28 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, I've been catching up on episodes after taking a break for a few months, and I wanted to clarify something about the Assassin's Creed convo from #281, the aliens gods are actually neither aliens nor gods. They're an advanced species called Isu (Sween pointed this out) FROM EARTH that predated and created humans. The reason why they share the names as real gods is because that was humanity's best guess of what Isu were after they were wiped out by a solar flare and the remaining humans were left uneducated. All stories related to religion had an origin based on the Isu. That clip in 2 of Adam and Eve escaping the garden was actually humans rebelling against their creators (pre solar flare). The Ragnarok scene in Valhalla was actually the solar flare. Isu who controlled the Norse region came to be known as Norse gods, Greek Isu were Greek gods, and so on. I know you guys aren't the biggest fans of the series but I figured clarification might be appreciated.

Cumston Jameson

2025-02-15 00:55:08 +0000 UTC

Seeing Elon with his toddler in the Oval Office reminded me of when you riffed about an evil billionaire having a child around him at all times as a human shield just in case a sniper was around the courner.

Scream Adjacent Feller

2025-02-14 19:36:54 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos, fun fact of the day: Frogs are slightly magnetic, and you can purchase frog sticks on amazon which are essentially magnetic poles that pick up frogs.

Anthony Beneviento

2025-02-14 09:58:37 +0000 UTC

Hey there, Light, medium and Heavy punches I was wondering since Derick mentioned a few episodes back that he watched Godzilla x Kong: The new empire. I wanted to ask since that episode, what's his favourite Godzilla movie/his favourite monster? Much love, you fella make retail work worth enduring

CDI-Zelda

2025-02-14 04:09:13 +0000 UTC

Hey guys what is your favorite historical assassination? Mine is the 1970s assassination of prime minster of Spain Luis Carrero Blanco. His assassin dug a tunnel under Blanco’s usual church route and packed it with explosives. The explosion blew Blanco’s car over 60 feet into the air and over the church. There are some unbelievable photos of this if you haven’t seen them.

Absolute Horse Piss in a Chilled Glass

2025-02-14 02:51:13 +0000 UTC

So Bring Me the Horizon has been brought up recently in the show, potential controversial take of mine is that their album Amo is one of their best works. Was the first album where they delved into more of an experimental, alternative metal genre. Question for the three if you is do you have an album from one of your favorite artists that you love, but everyone else dislikes?

Chase Johnson

2025-02-14 02:41:18 +0000 UTC

Hey you fuck faces and Chris. If one of you guys came out as gay, who would be the least surprising and the most surprising?

Sex GIFs

2025-02-14 01:24:59 +0000 UTC

Hey Blacked, Bleached, and Hate Crime First-time subscriber, been listening since the Jonathan Young episode, figured it was time to support the cause. Y'all have been making me crack the fuck up for years now, so I decided I should return the favor. Not so much a question, but I got a gay cover for ya (the first part at least). Pretty sure this one may have been done already, but let the folks at home know what y'all think! Or not. Who am I to tell you what to do? I'm just a dumbass who decided to support three drooling specimens of humanity's descent into madness. Great stuff y'all, keep up the good work! All Star by Smashmouth, but it's FUCKING GAY Somebody once told me the world is gonna fuck me I ain't the smartest queer of the lot He was looking full of cum with my cock up in his bum With the force of my load on his g-spot Well The years start coming and I can't stop cumming Hooked to the feels, sending straight guys running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets spun when you're sucking some Dick it's the way, be bi or gay 'cuz this life is gonna be a gangbang You might not know, that you're homo You'll never glaze, if you don't blow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your meat sucked, go play Hey now, you're a rockstar Lay some pipe down, go gay Buddy, go take some rod You'll be seeing stars, when railed roughshod

Jay R

2025-02-13 21:08:47 +0000 UTC

You ever heard of 8 corpses? That squigga droppin' bars

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-13 04:13:41 +0000 UTC

also have you guys seen A Dose Of Buckley video on cc3. he has 20yrs of amateur boxing experIence and had alot of take for idubbz

randeep kang

2025-02-13 03:04:43 +0000 UTC

opinions on creator clash 3, i heard they're using the same stadiums as last year

randeep kang

2025-02-13 02:09:45 +0000 UTC

Hey y’all. Just finished RDR2 and then RDR1 so I could stop skipping the parts of the pod that you talk about them. I’m asking for advice on what experience next? Should I play the mass effect trilogy or watch DBZ? For reference I don’t skip when you talk about DBZ, but do when you talk about ME, although I have heard a few spoilers.

Majin Helen Keller

2025-02-13 01:46:28 +0000 UTC

Hello, Huckleberry Finn and his two Jims. Do you think that if there were legitimate other races, like lizard people or orcs, they would have all been genocided by now, or would they still be around?

derrick wept, for there were no more cock to suck

2025-02-13 00:36:09 +0000 UTC

Hello Macchiato, Americano, and Dark Roast. My coworker is a 56 year old man who constantly cheats on his wife with prostitutes and has told some downright UNNECESSARILY detailed stories about things like the twenty dollar squirrel tail buttplug in his glovebox. All that aside, what sort of unabashedly degenerate behavior do you think you’ll be getting up to when you’re around that age?

MilkyLilMan

2025-02-12 23:20:11 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, not a question but just wanted to tell you guy something funny I found while playing through Cyberpunk again for the millionth time. When you're digging through Jackie's garage to find an offering for his Ofrenda, you can find a small aquarium. Apparently Jackie had a dwarf shark named fucking "TACO". This is the most Mexican character who has ever lived.

Doombringer

2025-02-12 22:29:52 +0000 UTC

Hello fathers! Which cohost would you trust to write your biography? What would you expect them to do with it?

Angry Videogay perv v. I-rape Gamer

2025-02-12 19:16:01 +0000 UTC

greetings to you gaywads on my phone. I got to meet this cute guy back in october during comic con, got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing a entire fallout vault suit in the boston pizza, so it's going good. How do i not fuck up and whatever, will update when able

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2025-02-12 16:58:21 +0000 UTC

Not a question but more of a declaration to Sweeney, absolute wonder woman design is by far the best and hottest.( I lied) thoughts on the absolute series of comics.

CrimsonPassione

2025-02-12 16:02:38 +0000 UTC

Google is saying that listed holidays were not “sustainable”for their model because they were always having to add other events or countries holidays.

American_Butter

2025-02-12 14:57:22 +0000 UTC

Google just removed Pride month, Black history month, and Holocaust remembrance day from google calendars. Is this a meaningless gesture for the administration or something we should be really concerned about.

American_Butter

2025-02-12 14:53:07 +0000 UTC

How come when talking about the price of eggs you guys always purposely leave out the fact that the Biden Administration killed 100 million chickens for no reason? The avian flu has only spread to 2 people and both of those cases have been years apart from each other

GundamStyle69

2025-02-12 13:39:10 +0000 UTC

This isn’t a question but a realization that recently, Elon Musk stated that “He Wants to Die in a Capsule on the coast of Mars”. Just like the villain Proky Minch from the cult classic game Earthbound/Mother 2. Honestly can’t wait.

Oh My God!! ~ Wario

2025-02-12 01:32:25 +0000 UTC

Supposedly they started fighting over the gun and it went off and the ricochet hit him. I believe he was a minor but i think hes is juvie or something.

pp. found the black guy in kingdom come. literally a traveling malian scholar. how is that woke.

2025-02-11 23:56:59 +0000 UTC

I hope they pick this one if they do another sweep, that's interesting, do you have more details?

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-11 23:20:58 +0000 UTC

This isn't a complaint on Chris, as he usually picks entertaining questions, but what if derick and sween picked/read questions once? Perhaps an extra ammo idea. *edit: extra ammo: Sween reads shit before and after getting glasses, that way we can confirm if he's blind or illiterate

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-11 23:12:46 +0000 UTC

heres the story about the kid who shot his dad. so there was this kid i knew from a local church who always clearly had something wrong with him. he spoke poorly and had no restraint or common sense in any situation. couldnt seem to comprehend the difference between joking about doing something and actually do it. i remember thinking this kid was absolutely going to seriously hurt someone some day. Lo and behold, a couple years later he shot and killed his dad during an argument. so if i were to add a question to this, have you ever clocked someone so accurately that you werent even remotely shocked when shit happened.

pp. found the black guy in kingdom come. literally a traveling malian scholar. how is that woke.

2025-02-11 20:01:00 +0000 UTC

Hello my beautiful baby boys. I'm currently a PC gamer but don't know if I can wait until (or if) GTA 6 is released on PC. Are there enough PS exclusives to make buying a PS5 for GTA 6 day one worth it? #notfinancialadvise Thanks, love you all so very much! xoxo

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-02-11 18:46:48 +0000 UTC

Question for Sweeny. Would you rather kill yourself or continue being yourself?

♠♥ A real man never speaks ill of Jimbo ♦♣

2025-02-11 17:47:15 +0000 UTC

Hello my beautiful boys, What is the most racist thing said in dragon ball if you replace Saiyan with the n-word?

Irish Wristwatch

2025-02-11 14:00:26 +0000 UTC

I sound like a thwomp from mario 64 when I bust.

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-11 07:31:07 +0000 UTC

Greetings to the longest cock, the thickest cock, and the most aesthetically pleasing cock. I am a Canadian in Canada. When you conquer Canada, what will your first order of business be? If I conquered America, I would change your national anthem to classic Canadian children's PSA "Don't You Put It In Your Mouth" so you can have Kinder Surprises. PS Anyone who is buying Gamer Girl Kidney Stones can go die in a butt

The gap between Sween's colons

2025-02-10 18:35:39 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, just thought you’d like to know that the Globglogabgalab is from a 2012 animated horror musical called Strawinsky and the Mysterious House. Maybe do an episode on it after doing Borderlands.

Anthony Beneviento

2025-02-10 18:22:37 +0000 UTC

Hey small, medium and XXL, I was writing in to ask if you guys have ever heard of the concept of something being "spiritually true"? It's essentially where something that's simply false is actually true exclusively because you feel that it should be. With that explanation, what are some things you guys would consider spiritually true?

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

2025-02-10 15:25:05 +0000 UTC

Hey, “Look It’s”, “A Little”, and “Dead Meme”. Third time question asker, Eight-month long listener. Assume you have done a crime that earns you a lot of money, but now there is a warrant out for your arrest. What do you all do to launder the money and what are your new identities? How do you look and what are the names? Also, has Ronnie Radke ever responded or blocked Derrick for the voice message he sent?

Jon Ron Topher AKA Sir Gaydeon Off-queer the Ball-Blowing

2025-02-10 15:20:00 +0000 UTC

For 300 you should feed the names to eleven labs AI and set the stability of it to low

Balls

2025-02-10 15:19:06 +0000 UTC

Hello snetards, I just wanted to correct Sween about Smosh being owned by College Humor (Breakout). Ian and Anthony own Smosh now and they just collab with Breakout I think. Also, I think Ian would be a fun guest for the podcast. Seen him say some borderline diabolical things on Smosh's side channel.

The only homeless Sri Lankan (any others must face me in combat)

2025-02-10 14:25:50 +0000 UTC

Yall mentioned House of The Rising Sun and the band that made it for a quick second. Interestingly the song actually is possibly hundreds of years old, and has been performed and recorded over decades upon decades. There’s a video on YouTube about it it’s really interesting.

Balls

2025-02-10 14:02:54 +0000 UTC

Greetings, ya filthy animals. My friend and I were talking about a movie, based on a book by Ayn Rand, and i was once again forced to remember this evil wretch's existence. She's been mentioned on the show before, but if you down know, she's basically a character you'd come up with on the snark tank, she's this angry old Austrian (?) Lady who categorically believes that altruism, even in the form of just helping someone you dond know, doesn't exist, and we do all things for selfish gain only. She's so cartoonist evil and I think more people should know about her and how she has been a mouthpiece for corporations and deregulation

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-02-10 07:32:31 +0000 UTC

Not a question, more of a request. I'm working on a Fan RPG and would really like some ideas/photo submissions for enemies and NPCs. You can help/find the progress at SnarkTankRPG on Twitter.

SnarkTankRPG on Twitter want photos of you all plz

2025-02-10 06:52:49 +0000 UTC

Hello dick, balls and taint. I'm writing this currently on the toilet after I almost shit my pants at work while listening to the podcast. What is your biggest "oh no" moment in a place that you shouldn't shit your pants. PS. My name has nothing to do with this story

shitting in a gatorade bottle

2025-02-10 06:19:53 +0000 UTC

Hey there Gay Pilot, Gay Gun, and Gay Son. Since Derrick and Sween have done some traveling, how would you guys Rate the Food of the countries that you've been to? I went to Georgia(country not state) and the food there was a fucking 10. Georgian Food had my toes curling. Look up Adjaruli and Ojakhuri. I've also been to Poland and the food there was aggressively average. Best way to describe is that if you had Polish food in the fridge, it'll be the last thing you eat. It got to the point where I gave up and decided to eat at Turkish restaurants and Georgian restaurants

Wolverine voice-Hulk gaped my asshole and my healing factor isn't fixing it, Charles help me

2025-02-10 01:45:30 +0000 UTC

Hello older brothers in my head Here's a extra ammo idea for you gents. With the new Jurassic Park coming out and being more horror focused. What right-wing pundits and fellow retards would you like to see in a Jurassic Park movie?

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-02-10 00:28:29 +0000 UTC

I'm sure this has been asked but what is your guy's favorite soulsborne pre-elden ring?

Scholar of the First Shindig

2025-02-09 22:27:02 +0000 UTC

The tank from l4d

Scholar of the First Shindig

2025-02-09 22:24:04 +0000 UTC

In one of the recent podcasts you guys talked about left leaning celebs should step up for the government to block shit WELL Stephen A Smith the sports journalist dude said he wants to run in the next election. I didn’t look super into him but he publicly spoke on support for lgbtq+ and has been a public bernie backer since 2009 Could be HUGE

Yasiin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music

2025-02-09 21:55:44 +0000 UTC

Hey Meggers! Seems everyones autistic these days. Whats some autistic behavior that you see in yourselves or your fellow cohosts? Any secret master chief or digimon medallions?

Walmart Brand

2025-02-09 21:20:32 +0000 UTC

What escape plans y'all got if shit really really hits the fan in the US and RFK becomes the health secretary and you'll have lead back in your water and bird flu breaks out?

Skynet

2025-02-09 20:29:28 +0000 UTC

Heya gays. do you think movies are overall better now or have they declined thers been some discourse around the fucking lighting of spiderman movies and id like to hear your input !

dort snort

2025-02-09 17:30:19 +0000 UTC

I had a dream where I was on the Snark Tank, and we were debating if you could make glue out of any creature. Chris was convinced glue was made of horses because their hide was tough. I asked if you made glue from a whole person versus just their skin, which would have better strength? Then the conversation became about what part of the horse is used for glue. My question is this, can you guys stay the fuck outta my dreams?

John Martian

2025-02-09 15:49:55 +0000 UTC

Hey gang. Since this show is called the snark tank i was pondering what tanks each of you would represent. Chris is obviously the halo scorpion and derek is probably the mass effect mako, but which tank is sweeney? Thoughts?

Hungie for cummy wummies (feed me chrisypoo)

2025-02-09 10:44:54 +0000 UTC

Sup, gay boys When is Sweeney gonna get some fucking glasses to fix his eyesight?

I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat

2025-02-09 06:48:05 +0000 UTC

"The L.L in L.L Cool-Jay stands for "Lowest Life-form" writes: If Each of you had a tragic wrestling story worthy of Darkside of the Ring. What would be your wrestling persona, and how would your career/life completely Unravel?

Brandon Mendis

2025-02-09 06:05:12 +0000 UTC

Greetings you sociopaths that are increasingly losing mental stability as time goes on NFS World is basically a car game MMO that shut down after in 2015 after 5 years a bunch of people now use soapbox racing to download and play the game on a bunch of fan maintained servers, me included. What game should totally be kept alive by the fans ?

CycloneofChaos

2025-02-09 05:55:23 +0000 UTC

Hey, it's you guys! The guys that get too many questions so you can't read all of em! I dunno... whats your favourite stereotype I swear if this one gets answered I'm gonna hurt a baby

JettStorm, A lots and lots of jets and planes guy

2025-02-09 04:55:39 +0000 UTC

Sup my politically incorrect racial epithets. Because y’all talk about sex all the time, you guys are definitely the correct guys to ask this. I’ve never had sex, but I know how it works, however my dick curves like a 90 degree pipe when erected. Any advice?

I can’t believe Uncle Ben got shot instead of Sweeney

2025-02-09 03:00:59 +0000 UTC

I hate that term because that's just called a memory. You can't change memories rent. It's so dumb. This question is just "have you ever remembered something for a long time?"

kweermo

2025-02-09 00:12:20 +0000 UTC

Heeeey yooouu guuuuys! Have you guys ever had something living in your head rent free for a long time? Ever since you guys brought up "The Fast of Us", all I can think is Abby running over Joel's head and giving us "Run-Over Head Joel". Stay Filthy you degens!

Shot Yung Sheldon says Derick is my #1 Fan!

2025-02-08 23:48:03 +0000 UTC

What're some of the absolute worst band names from bands you quite like? "Me First and the Gimme Gimmie's" is arguably one of the worst names for a band I have ever heard in my fucking life, but they're probably the best cover band ever. They managed to turn "Good 4 U" by Olivia Rodrigo into an absolute bop of a pop punk song that's actually listenable.

Doombringer

2025-02-08 18:55:40 +0000 UTC

I'm back question is what's stupid car would they drive would just roll his cheer really hard

Freddie your bigges fan

2025-02-08 09:55:20 +0000 UTC

Hey gang! I wanted to let derrick know the reason why math is taught so stupidly in schools today is because of the common core curriculum, which was implemented around 2010 in elementary schools and later high schools for some reason instead of just teaching how formulas work and how to apply them, they wanted you to do the problems and "Show your work" so instead of just giving an answer you have to write the entire thing out as if it was damn sentence explain why 2 + 2 = 4. they thought it would help with math comprehension because in most other subjects that kind of thing would help, but instead you just end up hating math or being more confused because you have to take so many more steps than necessary. I was lucky that I only caught the tail end of it so I was mostly taught how you guys were.

Some Caucazoid

2025-02-08 03:55:58 +0000 UTC

Witch’s curse: You must always tell the truth or always lie. What’s it gonna be? Willingly killing yourself is only possible if you choose truth, as that would be a truthful revelation in its own right.

The Six Hands of Ant

2025-02-08 03:51:11 +0000 UTC

hi guys You guys find a list of people who really want to kiil you guys or think you should die. a week later you end up at a gas station bathroom with one of guys on the list and he hasnt notice you. He slips and fall unconscious, what do you do now

randeep kang

2025-02-08 01:35:58 +0000 UTC

hi guys if you thought h3h3 content nuke was boring, u guys have to see denims reaction to it. gave me brain damage

randeep kang

2025-02-08 01:19:44 +0000 UTC

Hey snarks, I’m here to ask for 36% equity in my question. When someone asks “what is your favorite album?” what album do you give to specifically try and IMPRESS them even though it’s more than likely NOT your favorite album. Or maybe I’m the only looser that’s ever done this lol

Marvin Gaye (I didn't even have to change anything to make it gay)

2025-02-08 00:51:01 +0000 UTC

Hello Piss, Gayrick, and Cum Sweeney You know how cartoons sometimes end with some sort of catastrophe and the next episode will return to a state of normalcy. Can you guys think of an episodes ending that you would want to see continued and maybe come up with it extra ammo style

A Stroke of Penius

2025-02-08 00:49:55 +0000 UTC

Eyo short sight, big might, and dick tight. One of your 7 ace/queer female listeners(i only mention this since yall kinda asked about audience). Been around for a while and this is my first time interacting. I work a reverse 9-5 in a dusty ass warehouse, and you constantly help me through it. I'm here to talk about Canned bread of all things. It sounds outrageous, but canned bread is real, it molasses infused bread, which was also called brown bread. It's retro af, and an unenjoyable part of a family dinner.

Cactus

2025-02-07 22:40:44 +0000 UTC

Wallace and Gromit but Wallace has dementia

The Six Hands of Ant

2025-02-07 22:39:38 +0000 UTC

Do you think Trump is worse than 9/11? Legit question.

tytychicken

2025-02-07 22:34:51 +0000 UTC

hey Chris and the good ones. Have you ever gotten so mad for so long you did something complex in anger. For example my wifi card in my pc kept shutting off during games so i got up looked for a screwdriver unplugged my pc took it out and threw it at wall 543 times until it turned to dust

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2025-02-07 20:14:10 +0000 UTC

Hey cum guzzlers just wanted your thoughts on what amazing American businesses/attractions you’d like to see in Gaza after we help our Füher Trump flatten the region? Obviously a trump tower/hotel with shitty golf course and casino, but what other amazing attractions do you envision for “The Riviera of the Middle East”?

40kFacts-OrksInvadePlanetsByRidingAsteroidsIn2Them

2025-02-07 19:53:49 +0000 UTC

Hey turds, I recently gave Jamiroquai a listen after Chris showed off his statue and I really dig the music! What other artists would you guys recommend that you haven't mentioned before?

Total Megger Death

2025-02-07 16:29:42 +0000 UTC

Greetings lords of the homeless; Chris the shooter, Derek the shooter (cum) and Kingston the shot You guys should have a “death pool” Basically you all each choose 3 people (celebs,athletes, politicians) under 50 with no over lap that you believe will pass away within the next year. Winner goes to who ever’s choice person dies. If someone wins, winner chooses a replacement and the other 2 have the option to swap 1 person out if they want.

FrankenTubbie

2025-02-07 16:18:18 +0000 UTC

Hi my three favourite gremlins, I’ve recently just got engaged and me and my Fiancé are starting the planning process. I’ve been put in charge of the music, creating a playlist that represents us. But forget about that for a second, I want you guys to give me the most inappropriate song suggestions for throughout the night. Much love! P.S an extra ammo suggestion could be to plan each other’s weddings but in a snark tank fashion.

The Royal Cum Catcher

2025-02-07 09:34:18 +0000 UTC

New Bot Fighting, George Droid vs Anne Clank

Dandylion

2025-02-07 08:54:42 +0000 UTC

Hay there Chris Brown, Chris Rock, and Chris “Raygun” Raldonado or however you spell that wetback last name. I’m a sucker for love stories. How’d you meet your beloveds and when did you know it was time to start a relationship. Chris, i guess you can talk about your favorite gay sex experience idk.

Bounty, The Dog Hunter

2025-02-07 07:31:34 +0000 UTC

What's up fucknecks incorporated. What are the best dlc's of all time, objective or subjective. I would say Witcher 3: Blood and Wine, Red Dead: Undead Nightmare, and Oblivion: Horse armor are the most goated

Thiccgod

2025-02-07 02:46:00 +0000 UTC

Are any of you amazed by the little wonders of life? Like the concept of leverage blows me away. "Thing won't move? Put stick in. Pull stick. Thing move." Like WHAT THE FUCK?

John Martian

2025-02-07 02:25:03 +0000 UTC

Is Mario Judah going to be the next Luigi?

59 Shades of Gay

2025-02-07 00:08:20 +0000 UTC

Hey yall! First off, I just wanted to thank Derrick and Sween for introducing me to Dr. Umar. I've seen some clips of him, but never knew who he was, and now I've been cracking up watching his highlights. Unless I'm confusing him with someone else, my favorite clip of him is when he called Brazilians "jungle dwellers" and basically said he's surprised their tree huts had wifi. So with that out of the way, is there anyone you know to be a terrible person, but still find funny as hell?

Papa_Gzeus

2025-02-06 22:45:07 +0000 UTC

Hey all. What do you think is too far for racist jokes. I ask cuz i watched a “prank call scammers” video, and at points the guy gets a little too “into character” where by the end of some calls he’s kinda just being vaguely racist towards middle easterners. Do you buy “he kinda get a pass since it’s towards scammers” as enough of an excuse?What other socially unacceptable/illegal things do you think should be more acceptable when being done to certain types of criminals?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2025-02-06 22:38:11 +0000 UTC

Hey gang not a question but a story I want to share on behalf of my girlfriend, she and her friend were in a taxi with a 60-year old white guy. He asked if they wanted to hear a racist joke but they both declined, he however, continued. "A man found a genie's lamp and rubbed it and what came out was a tried genie, being so tried the genie told the man he would grant him only one wish and the man agreed. After a few days, the KKK knocks on his door and say " Hey have you seen the man who wants to be hung like a N word hard R?" They both went quiet and were in shock, he must have sensed he messed up because he then tried to explain that they had to see the humor in it or atleast he could see it be he twisted sense of humor.

Screamteam

2025-02-06 21:52:19 +0000 UTC

What’s good Hear, See, and Speak all evil. What Snark Tank original characters would you put into Marvel Rivals and what roles would they play. I could see Shot Uncle Ben having an ability that lets him absorb all enemy projectiles into his hole riddled body. Keep being amazing.

Goon Knight (The Goon Haunts You)

2025-02-06 21:09:47 +0000 UTC

What is the first piece of slang that you realised was (or felt) exclusive to the younger generations. The word 'obby' (obstacle course/parkour level, as i understand it) made me more aware of the slow passage of time than the death of my dog.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

2025-02-06 20:56:32 +0000 UTC

Hello, children left behind. If you could assemble a six man task force of fictional characters to (hypothetically as a joke in minecraft) terminate Trump, Elon and their other office buddies, who would you pick?

♠♥ A real man never speaks ill of Jimbo ♦♣

2025-02-06 20:41:24 +0000 UTC

Bruh what’s the last game you completed 100%?

sauce

2025-02-06 20:00:53 +0000 UTC

I wanna see you guys kiss each other. Please?

Gohan saying the R-Slur

2025-02-06 19:28:40 +0000 UTC

Thanks for the advice I wasn't really referring to a debate with them more so general interactions and conversations because it always leads to politics with them over the smallest topics.

Transfem with trash taste

2025-02-06 17:54:54 +0000 UTC

In all seriousness I don’t know how much value there really is debating them. MAGA cultists are locked in, they have to figure this out for themselves unfortunately. And they probably won’t. Stay safe, it’s rough out there.

Mr. Ray Sizzum

2025-02-06 17:49:10 +0000 UTC

I know I’m hoping if they read this it’ll lead to some deaths

Mr. Ray Sizzum

2025-02-06 17:40:46 +0000 UTC

You know they have lmao, every time they mention any celebrity on the podcast there is a 30% chance that celebrity dies the next day

J

2025-02-06 17:40:06 +0000 UTC

hey boys the recent talk of celebrities running had reminded me of Steven A Smiths recent flirting with running in the Dem primary. my question is this what current celebrity do you think is able to win the next election. personally i think a kendrick run would be HILLARIOUS

jojo doesnt know Derrek and me do it in my van every sunday

2025-02-06 16:01:11 +0000 UTC

Nudes my niggas?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-02-06 15:11:11 +0000 UTC

Greetings reanimated Mexican child, sentient gay tumor, and Derek (who is also gay) Was reminded of this when Chris mentioned missing out on seeing Linkin Park. So back on July 19th of 2017, my girlfriend and I were looking on Groupon for stuff to do, and found Linkin Park tickets for $30. I said to her, “If I was in a band that big but now I’m on Groupon, I’d probably kill myself!” And the very next day… My question is this: have any of you guys ever accidentally manifested unspeakable tragedies in this way?

Mr. Ray Sizzum

2025-02-06 14:56:55 +0000 UTC

Hello my 2 favorite boys and the bad one my parents are lead brained MAGA cultists and think trans people crashed those planes and etc. Any advice to talk to them or should I just nod my head ignore them when they talk to me. (I'm a trans women for reference)

Transfem with trash taste

2025-02-06 13:13:30 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Sweeney, and Derrick. What has been a band or artist that you were obsessed with/loved, but slowly faltered out of for any reason? Mine was Dream Theater; I just started expanding my music tastes and felt they started putting out more and more mediocre stuff throughout the years. I've been fucking with Gojira, Knocked Loose, Tyler the Creator, and Meshuggah recently.

Just Jeff

2025-02-06 10:16:46 +0000 UTC

G'day Chris, Derrick and the neutered pit bull you call sween. I've noticed my feelings in regards to politics have changed drastically over the years of listening to you cunts. As an Australian, it's scary to see what used to be American tomfoolery permeating through the political landscape here as well. My question is how do you begin this conversation with people around you that clearly aren't seeing the red flags? How would you have handled these conversations if you could go back to relive the first orange man election? Thanks cunts for making my 12 hour shifts a little less dull. Also Mr.Blackman please check out The Amity Affliction if you haven't already, they are the best thing to come out of AUS since Hugh Jackman.

BenedictCumInMySnatch

2025-02-06 08:32:52 +0000 UTC

How unfair would it be if Master Cheif was sent to solo the RE5 story? Like, instead of Chris and Sheva, it's Master Chief instead

Gohan saying the R-Slur

2025-02-06 06:51:44 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers not really a question but when Sweeney talked about getting robbed, it reminded me of the time I got off a 12 hour shift and couldn’t sleep. I went to a Walgreens down the street to buy some melatonin . I walk in see there’s a homeless man walking around with a pitbull puppy being hella sus looking around and shit . I get to my car and start it up and suddenly this fool opens the door and demands I give him my car . Bewildered I legit said “ nah but if you want some change I got you “ he didn’t have a knife or a gun he just had his little puppy next to him . I slammed my door and drove off .needless to say one of the weirdest car jacking attempts ever. Anything similar ever happen to yall ?

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

2025-02-06 05:41:33 +0000 UTC

Hello Puerto Rican, Black, and the combo of both First time* question asker here, but I've been freeloading for the past 6 years God comes down from the heavens and decides to delete the USA but lets just you 3 know beforehand. Where do you move to and how do you explain the sudden decision to leave? Love the podcasts boys, keep them up its the only thing keeping me productive (*Technically 2nd but you didn't see it so I'll pretend I didn't say it 🙂)

Spike The Lizard

2025-02-06 05:00:06 +0000 UTC

Heya boyos! Stealing a question from another podcast that I happened to see. Figured you guys would be all for it. There are 1000 grapes in front of you. Every one you eat earns you $50,000, but 1 grape is poisoned and will kill you instantly. How many grapes do you eat?

My girlfriend just told me my dick isn't supposed to be green and I need to see a doctor. Get yourselves checked out boys.

2025-02-06 04:54:11 +0000 UTC

Hello gay brothers and Sweeney If you had the option to bring one science fiction trope to life what would it be?

Masterbaker

2025-02-06 04:25:10 +0000 UTC

Gentlemen and Fat, How far is too far gone for gooning? Are you accepting a bitchless life with a fleshlight? Or is having a sexdoll ok as long as you share? Thanks for contributing to my brainrot, fuck you.

Mr.Bubbles

2025-02-06 03:22:04 +0000 UTC

hello gold, frankincense and murder, what's the weirdest/most incomprehensible tendency a romantic partner has ever had? any bizarre tics or ways of doing things

legolas, what do those slutty eyes see

2025-02-06 02:59:09 +0000 UTC

What is the longest you've gone out of your way to avoid spoilers? I'm still skipping massive sections of episodes of this show to avoid Mass Effect and RDR2 spoilers cause I have yet to finish them.

Cult of The Golden God

2025-02-06 01:55:47 +0000 UTC

Ultimate Reed becoming The Maker wasn't rushed, it was built up years ago, dating back to at least 2012, continuing off of story beats in Ultimate Fantastic Four.

Roadside Piss Bottle

2025-02-06 01:40:51 +0000 UTC

As puerto rican from upstate my who doesn’t speak Spanish and loves red dead redemption, halo, and rap music sometimes I feel like this podcast is too specified to my likes Have you had a similar experience in absorbing almost ultra specified content

Refarted

2025-02-06 00:45:12 +0000 UTC

Hello dark wokers How would you guys feel or react if someone committed an insane massacre (I’m talking hundreds dead ) and in their manifesto you guys were solely mentioned as inspiration.

Sweeny was a ridiculously stupid kid

2025-02-06 00:28:07 +0000 UTC

Simple hello fellas. Where is the Fray parody song?

Zachary

2025-02-05 23:20:16 +0000 UTC

Hello Steve, Roger and Reginald, You have the option to gain the power to give head so good it wipes the person you're sucking off from existence upon nutting. Would you accept and if so, who would you suck off and why?

April StrongCock

2025-02-05 23:02:40 +0000 UTC

Not a question but an observation. A couple episodes back, sween mentioned queen rogue. Just wanted to say I know what you are nigga

Green been supreem

2025-02-05 22:43:39 +0000 UTC

I wouldn’t go asking them for the answers on this lmao

A surgeon i work with got fired for listening to pizza time episode i recommended to him

2025-02-05 22:17:33 +0000 UTC

Whats up used napkin, penny, and chip. One of you dies. Each of you get: to pick a new cohost to replace the other. Who are you picking and why

A surgeon i work with got fired for listening to pizza time episode i recommended to him

2025-02-05 22:14:42 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, Social media is like a bad accident you can't look away from right now. What are you doing to disconnect from the chaos? What's bringing you joy these days? My husband and I love your show, so thanks for making us laugh ❤️

NurseBob

2025-02-05 19:48:52 +0000 UTC

Salutations muh homos. I feel like video game box art is becoming less appreciated now that we live in an almost all digital era so my question is what is your favorite video game box art and why? It can be both classic and modern.

She Dive on my Hell While I Shout Sweet Liberty

2025-02-05 19:09:38 +0000 UTC

Sup gays, long time question asker, first time question answered (bout time jeez). I find laughter to be very contagious, and my favorite part of this show is when you guys crack up over nonsense. One of my all time favorite parts of DVD releases of media is and has always been the bloopers, where people break character and can't keep their shit together. What're your favorite blooper reels from? My personal fave has to be pretty much all of Whose Line is it Anyways?' bloopers, but Shaun of the Dead's come close.

gay trump be like... vagina

2025-02-05 18:11:02 +0000 UTC

Unrelated to your question but on the subject of strange dreams, last night I dreamed that ren and/or stimpy suicide bombed my school

kweermo

2025-02-05 18:07:05 +0000 UTC

Given the recent developments, do you think the whole clean sweepstakes disaster could've been avoided if whisper was just allowed to kill mimic when he first infiltrated the diamond cutters?

kweermo

2025-02-05 17:50:02 +0000 UTC

What is the most confused you've ever been? Me waking up after a detective dream where all evidence pointed at a former classmate being a child sex predator, but it turning out she was actually just hit with a baseball. (what?)

Dongo dongo dongo I don wanna leave the Congo ohnononohomo dingle dongle dangle in long black cocks Im entangled I refuse to go

2025-02-05 17:22:13 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, short one today. Are we cooked?

MajorMinority

2025-02-05 17:01:45 +0000 UTC

Mr. Pilot, mr. Jameson and mr. Maldonado. All of you are advocating for the concept of the Universal Base Income. How is that supposed to work? What are the economics behind it? Are the rich and corporations supposed to get taxed to pay for everyone else. If that’s the case, what keeps them from running away from the country and letting your economy crash and burn? I’m not judging anything. I’m just really interested in your thoughts on the specifics.

Tell me Mr Jameson What good is an insecurity If you have no toothgap

2025-02-05 15:22:50 +0000 UTC

howdy howdy i was talkin to my gf about obscure/fictional minority groups being targeted by trump based on that what is the objective funniest deportation program? ex: orcs, furrys, gingers, aliens (ps i really just wanna hear chris do a trump voice n talk about deporting orcs)

ur one girl listener is trans

2025-02-05 15:11:33 +0000 UTC

Hey, retards. Imagine this: you go out on a date, or meet a girl at some place. You hit it off, you have a connection, and you both go back to your place. Things get hot and heavy in a hurry, so you end up having sex. Now, this is the moment of truth, while you're hitting it from the back, you then take out your trusty eyebrow razor, and quickly shave both of your eyebrows so than when she looks back, you hit her with one of these https://tenor.com/bDwnp.gif

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-02-05 15:06:42 +0000 UTC

Derrick talks about background acting he did sometimes and now I’m curious is he in anything where we could see him?

Balls

2025-02-05 13:11:21 +0000 UTC

hello tank tards. given recent events hypothetically if trump ever ends up actually annexing my home country of Canada what do you think he should change, rename or do with all that new land. sincerely, terrorist for the maple-hidden

jojo doesnt know Derrek and me do it in my van every sunday

2025-02-05 12:53:52 +0000 UTC

Not a question. Wow sween you are way behind on college humour. They’re independent again and are now a streaming platform called dropout. I’d recommend giving it a watch

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

2025-02-05 11:19:25 +0000 UTC

Funny thing Chris mentions Tommy C, I remember in recent years he was being a dick about Chris for not giving Dave Rubin a “good interview” saying he’s devoid of personality, lmao what a retard

Lizurd

2025-02-05 08:36:42 +0000 UTC

This thread is something else

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

2025-02-05 07:32:33 +0000 UTC

Is andromeda worth playing at all or should I stay far away? Anything redeeming about it? Just finished the og mass effect trilogy and craving more

iram

2025-02-05 04:24:36 +0000 UTC

hi guys im indian and thanks for ep 296(does indian head shake)

randeep kang

2025-02-05 03:32:55 +0000 UTC

Hello hellers, What are some of your favorite moments in games, where your own tactics were suddenly used against you? Mine was-- I'm not reading this stupid fuck's story let's just answer the question.

John Martian

2025-02-05 02:27:08 +0000 UTC

Hey blokes. Hittin' ya with the classic long time listener, first time asker. What is an oddly specific game genre you really enjoy? I didn't notice until looking through my library, but I seem to love 2-D trial and error based games like Celeste, Hotline Miami, Super Meat Boy and my personal favorite, Katana Zero

If you Jerk it when Squidward walks Noone can tell

2025-02-05 01:43:09 +0000 UTC

Greetings What is the most insane/fucked up piece of media you have ever seen? I recently went on a South Park rewatch. One episode that stuck out to me was the one where New Jersey invades America and Randy ask Bin Laden and al-Qaeda for help to repel the invaders. They end up helping by crashing a bunch of commercial airplanes into the Jersey army. Anyways, what are yours? Fun fact: The episode ends with Bin Laden getting a bullet to the head. The episode first aired just a couple of months before it actually happened irl.

Johnny Somali 2 Korean Boogaloo

2025-02-05 00:41:41 +0000 UTC

I recently moved out and boy howdy fellers, my mom is Mother Hen'ing like crazy. Constantly trying to buy me things that won't fit and giving advice about stuff I already know about. My question to you is, what was your first year like, after moving out of your family's place?

John Martian

2025-02-05 00:28:01 +0000 UTC

I just want to made Kingston aware of the rapper M Dot, He’s a very white English rapper who has made being a Rasta his whole life style.. He’s essentially your guys stereotype of English people pretending to be a Rasta and it’s the funniest shit ever.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

2025-02-04 23:26:04 +0000 UTC

Salutations, pontius pilate, Miguel Mateo Maldonado , and John jameson. Given the casting of Aubrey Plaza as lady death in "Agatha All Along", I have been left with only dissapointment that thanos' motavation for ending half of the life in the universe was changed to that of a terrible savior complex. what motivation would yall have given thanos if pining for lady deth was off the table. ps: chris please eat edibles before the podcast more often it was a hillarious episode

the fine line between genius and eccentricity

2025-02-04 22:56:31 +0000 UTC

Chris Run Gay, you previously mentioned giant spiders, have you heard of J'ba Fofi? Giant spiders terrorizing the African rainforest. An insect's size is dependant on how oxygen rich the environment is (Carboniferus and Permian period). Should we continue polluting to keep spiders and insects size to a minimum? Or should we continue the l climate change battle, and risk giant insects roaming the Earth once again?

The Peen Goblin

2025-02-04 22:22:37 +0000 UTC

Hey Turian, Salarian, and Krogan! Long time listener, first time botherer. I was going through my parents attic after finally moving out and found my 360! Among the games was a copy of Halo Wars, and I remembered “oh yea, there was a halo rts!” So my question is are there any series you’d want to see tackle a different genre, and what genre would that be? Personally I think Mass Effect would work even better as an RTS or 4X with all the different races being playable factions in both space and ground combat. Stay gay, boys

Nine Inch Males

2025-02-04 22:20:59 +0000 UTC

Most questionable thing you busted to? For me, 1 hour of Flintstones porn.

flashbanging an epileptic because it's super effective on them

2025-02-04 22:06:57 +0000 UTC

Ahoy fapman, the jelquer, and goonface. What has been the highest risk, lowest reward situation you’ve ever put yourselves in?

BigUglyJordan

2025-02-04 21:50:13 +0000 UTC

Hello sniggas, i just witnissed a guy get his ass beat & then dropkicked off the N6 MTA bus by this angry white guy because they smelled like shit. that brings me to my question, whats the worst public ass beating youve ever witnessed lol

shockz787

2025-02-04 21:22:28 +0000 UTC

Hey Meggerdeth, Meggerdeth and Chris! I’ve been interested in picking up the guitar again after dropping it as a kid thanks to how you guys talk about music. But my main issue, which plagued me as a kid, is that I’m really bad at remembering finger placements for chords, do you guys have any advice for this predicament?

Shirt Man saying I will not die a monster as he puts himself onto a shirt

2025-02-04 21:17:28 +0000 UTC

If there was going to be a Snark Tank™ sponsored game what would your combined ideal game be? i.e. Chris gets his grappling hook, SBG gets his giant hard dicks, and Sweeny gets a contextual "verily" button.

Round_Eyed_Asian escaping the Tapeworm government (medical debt)

2025-02-04 21:11:23 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. I’ve put in 225 hours into tears of the kingdom and haven’t beat it yet. I fight every monster I see so it’s taking me a while. What is the most time you put in a game before beating it? What were you doing instead of the story?

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-02-04 20:50:45 +0000 UTC

Hey lopsided oreo, fav position?

I shit literal bricks please help me

2025-02-04 20:11:03 +0000 UTC

I don't feel like asking you shit!

Staingo Jenkins

2025-02-04 20:03:51 +0000 UTC

Straight to the chase with this one: what is the dumbest thing each of you has heard the others say on the show? Or even outside of the show? I remember one time Sweeny was describing how he 'imagined' a light so bright that he had to stop thinking about it before he went blind. I was listening at the gym and that shit had me HORIZONTAL. Thanks for the laughs, been listening for over a year now and couldn't do it without you guys, please get Jaylen on <3 P.S. Andrew Schulz said he was going to RAPE and KILL Kendrick Lamar and you guys never talked about it!

FEMBOYS CURE FORN ADDICITON

2025-02-04 19:13:44 +0000 UTC

Hello Some Woke Guy, Chris Woke Gun, and Sweeney. Have you guys ever thought about a nick name for your listeners? If so, I nominate Tankcels. Thanks for the laughs, cheers lads.

Abolish Anime

2025-02-04 19:06:35 +0000 UTC

What’s up Hispanic Billie Joe Armstrong, dark James hetfield, and bitch. I’ve been a patron for 4 whole years now, having bought the $25 tier with my very first pay check. Been listening since just after I graduated in 2020, and one bit that still makes me laugh is the iced T I got news for you thing. The thing is, I thought you guys made it up and recently had wanted to listen to a clip of it for old times sake and found the original clip and I lost my shit. I genuinely couldn’t believe that it was a real law and order SVU clip. What’s something you found out was actually real surprisingly late in your life? Ps Chris should do more episodes high. And you guys should do a drunk episode

A surgeon i work with got fired for listening to pizza time episode i recommended to him

2025-02-04 19:04:24 +0000 UTC

Hi Meggerdeath fans, clip episode when?

The village of smurfs living in Sween's tooth gap

2025-02-04 19:01:33 +0000 UTC

Whats up Tim Pool, Chris Chan, and Ethan Ralph. I recently found out that George Carlin was the narrator in many of the OG Thomas the Tank engine shows. This threw me for a major loop. My question for you guys is, what was the most surprising voice actor in a role that you wouldn't expect them to be in?

Imagine Dragons official

2025-02-04 18:43:45 +0000 UTC

Among us

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2025-02-04 18:36:30 +0000 UTC

Happy Valentines Snark Tank, In honor of the month has someone ever told you guys they were attracted to a fictional character or real person/creature that was so outrageous you wanted to blast that person out of their shoes with a blunderbuss?

Jelqal Queer Solid 3 Snake Eater

2025-02-04 18:30:35 +0000 UTC

Hey queers, First time question asker. I just saw "Castlevania Nocturne" and "My Adventures With Superman" and not only did it make me gay for men but I also think they are one of the few shows that do "dei" right. If you owned an ip who's race would you change and why?

Dalteeno

2025-02-04 18:18:50 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris gay gun, Tom peeny, and Derrick This month might be my last month as a patron due to potentially having to flee the country in the next few months, but just wanted to let u know that the whole poly thing with my partner’s long time friend never went anywhere and all is good lol. My job building satellites has become dogshit and dreary af, so thanks for keeping me sane long enough to not kill myself in front of my boss to prove a point :3

Retardigrade

2025-02-04 18:11:42 +0000 UTC

hey chris, derrick, and man who should give me his old bape shoes with all the stupid "anti-dei" rhetoric going on these days, i wanted to know what your earliest instance of "feeling represented in media" was. if you want to make it harder for sween, don't let him name any black-coded characters. good day you beautiful BIPOC (p.s. speaking of representation get some asian guests on the pod already, we need my boy whang or even michael reeves to come on if they're willing!)

is it what is it

2025-02-04 17:59:56 +0000 UTC

Hello Beige, Brown, and Black. What is one piece of media that you missed and now refuse to engage with. For me it's Skyrim, I missed that game when it came out and now I just refuse to play it even though I probably would like it.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2025-02-04 17:57:56 +0000 UTC

Greetings, Future dehydrated husks being displayed in the British Museum. Since the states are in hell at the moment and until Elon gets dunked into a KFC deep fryer, I gotta ask: Which states do you think will survive the next few years? Much love since y'all are among the few American things I'll still support.

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2025-02-04 17:13:25 +0000 UTC

Greetings from Vancouver, soon to be California 2: Electric Boogaloo. You're on Death Row, who did you kill and what is your last meal?

Goose In A Noose

2025-02-04 16:30:18 +0000 UTC

What’s up 3 guys in a podcast suit. I recently was reminded that Michael Jackson was in the ps2 boxing game Ready 2 Rumble. Any out of place celebrity cameos you fellas remember in a game?

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

2025-02-04 16:27:21 +0000 UTC

Hello skewed police statistics and Chriss would you guys rather have a micro penis (less than an inch erect) or such a massive hog that you get light headed when erect and no women can fit it inside her safely

Adhdeviant

2025-02-04 16:13:12 +0000 UTC

Hello The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. What are some your favorite "gimmicks" that set a game apart from its competitors? Things like deadeye, the portal gun, or even Minecraft's random world generation. My personal favorite has to be how L.A. Noire is a near perfect 1:1 open-world recreation of 1940s L.A. and you can even use real maps to navigate through the game world.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

2025-02-04 15:50:02 +0000 UTC

Scrabble Extra Ammo would be awesome

HardCockCafe

2025-02-04 15:27:23 +0000 UTC

Hia fellas Since ive only recently subscribed ive realised how many extra ammos ive missed out on. So ive been going through all the recent ones and its gotten me to develope a bit of Snark Derangement Syndrome. What are some things youve watched so much that youve just gotten tired of them? Thanks for all the content, much love

My Colonical Romance

2025-02-04 15:17:24 +0000 UTC

Hello Gays, This girl I've been seeing told me that she thinks it would be hot to suck my dick while I'm playing video games. My question for you is, what is the worst/funniest game I could possibly choose to play in this circumstance? Cheers.

Agent Chodey Banks

2025-02-04 15:17:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Funny one, Kind one, and Smart one. Im planning a trip to Las Vegas next year. Was wondering if you had any places or times you’d recommend going, staying, eating, etc. Thanks and don’t let the Dire-Sweens get you!

4ft wide Child Sween running from a sandal beating

2025-02-04 15:09:44 +0000 UTC

Hello, friend of JPEGMAFIA, The U.S Secretary of the Gays, and Mr. "Can You Imagine?" Are there any upcoming game sequels that you're scared will never live up to the hype or expectations? For me personally, whenever "or if" The Elder Scrolls 6 comes out I'm afraid it will be disappointing due to the time since Skyrim was released and the massive expectations gamers have placed on it. It also doesn't help seeing Bethesda's downward trajectory in recent years. What are your thoughts? Love you all so much.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-02-04 14:28:10 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, What was your “my dog ate my homework” type moment when you were a kid?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-02-04 14:19:22 +0000 UTC

Hey Chief, Commander and Boomer, first time question asker (this is a lie) but what do you think makes Racism funny? You’ve all talked about how the sheer bigotry that comes from certain people is where most of it comes from like Peirce’s dad or Tropic Thunder; but do you think there’s value in belittling the views of truly hateful people or is it more likely to give those same people an excuse to get away with it?

Buster McTunder

2025-02-04 14:17:57 +0000 UTC

What's up Minimums, Maximus, and Big Ass Motherfucker. In the last year or two I've taken a deep dive into indie games and haven't looked back. My recent addiction is Balatro and I'd really recommend y'all give it a try if you haven't. My question is, are there any indie games that y'all have played that you can recommend? Thanks!

Jay Leno's fucked up face

2025-02-04 14:09:04 +0000 UTC

Hello Dick Dastardly, Blubber Bear, and Black. You guys remember that show "Wacky Racers"? Those freaks with giant cars who would pour gasoline on each other to thwart the other racers or whatever? My question is: how would you go about stopping one another from winning in the world of Wacky Racers?

wacky racists

2025-02-04 14:08:16 +0000 UTC

howdy thunder thighs, chicken legs and cankles. what's something pleasant or fun that you can't enjoy anymore because of a bad experience or new expectation of something going wrong? (i.e. I can't eat eggs now because a guy dressed like a plate of breakfast touched me as a kid)

They Might be Giants put an album out the day of 9 11 by accident and it fucked their careers

2025-02-04 14:03:31 +0000 UTC

Hey you goobers. I know Chris has gone on his rants about how great grappling hooks are in video games but I was curious is there anything else that you could add to any video game that would make it an OBJECTIVELY better video game?

Pholleen Phorrest

2025-02-04 13:33:35 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers, what is a video game hot take that you know for certain only you believe? For me, I believe that Dark Souls 2 is a better/ more enjoyable game than Dark Souls 3

The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)

2025-02-04 13:28:09 +0000 UTC

Hey all, here’s a hypothetical. You get to have unlimited duck meat, but it has to be done through a Prometheus style settting with Donald Duck. Chained to a rock and regenerating after every time you harvest him. Do you free Donald or do you keep getting duck meat. Also you have to contend with Mickey Mouse looking for Donald Duck

The Homosexual Hulk voice-HULK GAPE

2025-02-04 13:27:27 +0000 UTC

Hello you baboons! If you had an army of 1 million monkeys, that you were somehow able to fully control, what would you do with them? Now, you can add to this army, but you start out with the base one million.

Gohan saying the R-Slur

2025-02-04 13:11:09 +0000 UTC

Hey sexism, racism, and sexism again. With the states being as zany as they are rn I can't help but wonder: if you could have any fictional character replace the current president who would you choose? Personally, I'd love to see an America shaped by President Diddy Kong and VP Donkey Kong.

BenaticBro

2025-02-04 13:07:15 +0000 UTC

Wassup Gay Man, Gay Lord, and The Queer Since the world is going through one of those "Everything is happening instead of nothing happening" periods, what superhero from ANY fiction would you manifest into reality to help stabilize or even stop the bad stuff happening? (Keep in mind, they will have that character's common morals and capabilities and vulnerabilities)

Derrick is gonna be starting a pod with Critical Drinker with how dogshit his media takes have gotten

2025-02-04 13:04:22 +0000 UTC

What's up big boys? What kinks would you assume your favorite fictional characters had? For the sake of argument, let's assume everybody has at least one, regardless of how wild or milk-toast it is

Papa_Gzeus

2025-02-04 12:50:11 +0000 UTC

Greetings reanimated Mexican child, sentient gay tumor, and Derek (who is also gay) Was reminded of this when Chris mentioned missing out on seeing Linkin Park. So back on July 19th of 2017, my girlfriend and I were looking on Groupon for stuff to do, and found Linkin Park tickets for $30. I said to her, “If I was in a band that big that big but now I’m on Groupon, I’d probably kill myself!” And the very next day… My question is this: have any of you guys ever accidentally manifested unspeakable tragedies in this way?

Mr. Ray Sizzum

2025-02-04 12:47:21 +0000 UTC

This'll need some context so here: I was doing my project in uni a week ago and we used chloroform in my lab, so I was minding my business when during the lunch break everyone talked about someone who passed out. I asked about it and it turns out he accidentally stabbed himself with a vial of chloroform, this man is in the near end of his degree and did such stupid shit. My question is, have you worked with someone so intensely stupid that you wonder how they made it this far in life?

God made us unfinished, now it's my job to fix us

2025-02-04 12:08:50 +0000 UTC

Greetings, human ice cream sandwich. My 21st birthday was on the 2nd, and it got me wondering; what was the best birthday you've had in your life? It could be things like you got the best gifts, had the best celebration, or just had a really good time with friends or family. Thanks boy, keep up the funnies.

Gyro Owns The World

2025-02-04 12:08:41 +0000 UTC

I have a song stuck in my head but idk what song it is it kinda goes like "Beh-beh beh-beh-beh, beh-beh beh-beh-beh, beh beh beeeehhhhhh"

kweermo

2025-02-04 12:07:59 +0000 UTC

What are your favorite indie games?

SquawksPal

2025-02-04 12:05:13 +0000 UTC

Hi dorks. Genuine question. What do yall really think happens after you die? I have a weird theory that it's similar to reincarnation but instead of being determined by some outside force based on how good or bad of a person you are, it's just entirely random, meaning it's a roll of the dice on what life form you will take. Not limited to life on this planet either (if you believe there's other life in the universe).

Sperm butt fuckers

2025-02-04 11:54:13 +0000 UTC

Que pasta, Sweeny and The Slurs! If you could meet 1 lost influential figure, who would it be? For me, I'd like to meet the person that invented the N word. Stay supple heart emoji

SweenyFlossingWithScatman'sColonIsACaribbeanThing

2025-02-04 11:31:55 +0000 UTC

Sup The Kid, Black Jackson, and Judge Holden. Have you guys ever had a "Let's kill this guy with hammers" moment? For me it was watching a Ben Shapiro at a college campus dabete and he contradicted himself 4 times; he mentioned that he was pro-life, then he argued that the government shouldn't be responsible for giving free school lunches, then he said that if parents can't afford to feed their kids they should be taken away from them, last he stated that fathers need to return to their kids lives. After the last one I was like this dude is too stupid, he needs to go to sleep forever. Also there was people cheering for all his arguments not realizing all they all go again each other. Have a good one.

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2025-02-04 11:30:53 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snarkipliers! What's a cover version of a song that you think is objectively better than the original? Personally, I almost exclusively prefer Denzel Curry's version of "Bulls on Parade."

Archibald Shrungus

2025-02-04 11:28:05 +0000 UTC

Hello cast of DEI Hard, We're less than month into Trump's second presidency and shits already nuts. Do you have any major predictions for the next four years?

Scooped James

2025-02-04 11:23:38 +0000 UTC

hey snark tank, finally came back after a while. what's a video game level or boss that was so hard it made you want to throw hands with the developer?

fag sabbath be like - finished with my woman because i love having sex with guys, people think i'm insane because i have gay sex

2025-02-04 11:21:05 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, Eat shit ❤️

Clark

2025-02-04 11:06:12 +0000 UTC

Sup Nerds. What happened to the radio show idea?

Elon Is A DEI Hire Because Hes Ret@rded And Gay

2025-02-04 11:03:32 +0000 UTC

first time question asker despite the other times. my father seen my scumbag shirt and thinks its funny but thinks many will view it as racist thoughts on this?

Derrick is innocent #freehim

2025-02-04 10:40:12 +0000 UTC

Hello Peter Griffin, the dog, and Quagmire; what are your top 3 hottest fictional characters? No Sween, you can’t choose Lily.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2025-02-04 10:25:00 +0000 UTC

Good day D'Lo Brown, Mark Henry, and Jim Cornette. My question is a very serious and important query, some would even say the purpose of life is to find the answer to this question. And that question is...hamburger or hot dog style?

So I had to ask myself, if Sirius XM can hire Hillbilly #2, Hillbilly Jim, why couldn't they hire Hillbilly #1, UNCLE ELMER.

2025-02-04 10:20:46 +0000 UTC

Good day minority report, Have you guys heard of the French man, Mathieu Vigier Latour? He dedicated himself to permanent sleep because he got a beard transplant and, they botched it. He spent just under $2000 to have his face look like a hedgehog. I saw this and immediately thought of you three.

Shard of Odium

2025-02-04 10:13:23 +0000 UTC

Get in line bucko

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

2025-02-04 10:11:21 +0000 UTC

Greetings Lando Calrissian, Han Solo, and Chewbacca, Last week I was being driven home from the hospital by my Mom. We’d already listened to music for a bit, so to change things up, I made the brilliant choice of playing Snarktank for us. This resulted in me having to pause the episode around 20 minutes in to have an entire conversation with my 71 year old mother what Furries are. My question is have any of you ever found yourselves in a situation where circumstances forced you to have to suddenly explain some dark truth of of the world to an otherwise unsuspecting friend or family member? FYI, she loved you guys I thought you were hilarious. Thanks for being my favorite podcasters, adding joy and laughs to my life. - Lily

The guys had no time to mourn Brian who was melted by molten cheese. They swore to honor his sacrifice and beat Pizzatime.

2025-02-04 09:47:03 +0000 UTC

I guess no question just a 5 star review for the hoodie

Head on down to snarktank.shop to pick up our new “Scumbag Cum-rags” the best new way to wipe up that gross shit

2025-02-04 09:44:11 +0000 UTC

Ps the cop asked what we were talking about and I had to show the cop my hoodie (he asked about it too)

Head on down to snarktank.shop to pick up our new “Scumbag Cum-rags” the best new way to wipe up that gross shit

2025-02-04 09:43:17 +0000 UTC

Hey Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander I may have made an armed robber a fan of the show. I’m a manager for a large dispensary chain on the west coast. Recently I was robbed at gunpoint (as often happens) while wearing my beloved scumbag hoodie. Before the robbery occurred the guy actually giggled and told me he loved my hoodie, he asked about it and I told him about the pod, what all goes on and the types of shit yall talk about. I watched as he looked up Snark Tank on YouTube. After having me pick out $250 worth of weed he told me he was going to “make this easy” and pulled a gun out of his pocket. I for some reason still asked if he wanted a bag but he said no.

Head on down to snarktank.shop to pick up our new “Scumbag Cum-rags” the best new way to wipe up that gross shit

2025-02-04 09:42:06 +0000 UTC

Have you ever gotten so mad at something and you where wrong about it. so now you just mad over being mad and Don't know what to do with this anger?

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2025-02-04 09:31:44 +0000 UTC

Hello the funny one, one of the good ones and one of the bad ones (Sween is one of the bad ones). How does it feel seeing trump trying to make enemies with everyone outside the US?

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2025-02-04 09:24:37 +0000 UTC

Hey soundtrack to my workouts, first time patron here from the land of Ethan Ralph’s natural predator. What is you guy’s earliest memory? Not necessarily the one you think is real but the earliest one your proto brain created.

Shrimp Tits

2025-02-04 09:03:41 +0000 UTC

Hello Failed Musician, Failed Comedian and Failed Athlete What is your immediate plan when shit hits the fan? You know, out of all the observable shits and fans, at least two of them have got to collide in the nearest future. What then?

Cunt Jerkula

2025-02-04 08:41:19 +0000 UTC

G'day Snaggots. A friend of mine recently watched Breaking Bad for the first time, and I was baffled when he declared his confusion that there was no scene where Mike asked Walter to 'put his dick away', then I realised that I had accidentally gaslit him into believing such a scene existed by referencing that stupid meme so much. So my question is this, have any of you ever gaslit or badly tricked someone completely by accident? Keep on suckin and fuckin.

Only the longest will survive, Lead me to semen when we're dry, I am the cumstain on the wall, I'll be the one to gape us all -

2025-02-04 08:40:59 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but I take great joy in knowing that when I argue with some conservative online, there is a statistically insignificant chance that have a penis larger than mine. Also that I've probably done more moms, big titre goth ggirls AND dudes than they have. God, I love being pansexual. Thanks for the laughs, sorry I got my splooge all over your face, sween.

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-02-04 08:37:18 +0000 UTC

Hello severe anxiety, ADHD, and gay Unsubscribed after the ranking celebrity tits extra ammo but now I'm back. Don't disappoint me again. My question is, what are some of you're tech tips? I got myself a Z Fold 4 as a phone and for some reason I'm still not sure of, the phone just doesn't give you a whole lot of ads on YouTube. The only ones I get are thirty second ads that are very few and far between. I guess there's just something about the phone that messes with YouTube ads. Anyway, I hope when you all die it's painful.

Eating Blind Children

2025-02-04 08:35:58 +0000 UTC

I want to know why my fucking wife left me

♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪

2025-02-04 08:31:05 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Derick, and Sweeney, just wondering if 2025 will include more guests on the show. You guys said there would be more, including Jaylen in December, but it never happened. Hope you’re all doing well! -Riley

rileydelete

2025-02-04 08:24:29 +0000 UTC

Hey hate crime, thought crime, and sex crime. If you could star in any movie remake or sequel, what would you choose? You can also make one ridiculous contract demand.

Marcus, Maria's colon fell out man. I don't know what to do man. I don't know what to do.

2025-02-04 08:23:17 +0000 UTC

Seems like a classic Sweeney mistake

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-04 08:21:44 +0000 UTC

Season 16 episode 2 "Russian doll" around the 3:55 mark.

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-04 08:20:43 +0000 UTC

Hey podcast my girlfriend can't understand i got an idea for an extra ammo the snark tank presents mass effect the movie. Much love your biggest fan

Freddie your bigges fan

2025-02-04 08:19:42 +0000 UTC

Hey little guys who live in my phone and say way too many slurs for me to listen to this without headphones. Chris got me inspired to watch through American Dad and I found out upon watching that there's an embryonic Sheldon joke in the show where we see the show "even younger Sheldon". Crazy how that happened. There's no question here. Or is there?

getting pantsed while soft

2025-02-04 08:19:13 +0000 UTC

Howdy Jan 6'ers If you could become one character but you WILL be thoroughly defeated by their nemesis, who would you be? I would be an innocent Lyft car so that Fatter-Lizzo could crush me like a mob car with a snitch in the trunk

Leon Sams

2025-02-04 08:14:23 +0000 UTC

Hello echos of a long forgotten past, just wondering if the proper procedure for riding out the collapse of our beloved nation is digging my own bunker or marching across the oceans for greener lands. Much love from a soon to be corpse. ❤️

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

2025-02-04 08:14:02 +0000 UTC

Yo I’m a one dollar patron. Why do I see the question thread posts if I’m not at the tier to ask them or even see the extra ammos? Is this a Patreon thing where they technically can’t put this behind the payment tiers like the video episodes and extra ammos?

_xXx_shenron_xXx

2025-02-04 08:13:47 +0000 UTC

Greetings Supple Men! Pretty sure I've yet to have a question read here, probably because they all suck. This won't be much better: what male fictional character has made you feel the most gay. You're welcome for my time 😎

MaxSilhouette

2025-02-04 08:08:54 +0000 UTC

Hello again, my three uncles that don't get invited to the family reunions. With the amount of verbal assault thrown at sween, what is something that you've said to someone you immediately felt remorse for saying?

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

2025-02-04 08:07:51 +0000 UTC

Heyo Derrick, Chris, and Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. Will you guys ever do a live tour?

Plz listen to The Fauves, I am Not Approachable

2025-02-04 08:07:46 +0000 UTC

Hello, Chris the blind, Derrick the black and Tom the gap. In the show Ben 10, Ben can ostensibly become any alien species given that it has a male form and is sentient. Which alien species do you guys think has the weirdest dick shape and which dick would you want to take?

GoonerKill by Men Who Twerk

2025-02-04 07:58:43 +0000 UTC

Asking out of curiosity: Getting rid of the usually sexual aspect entirely (like basically assume you are now entirely asexual) do you think it's possible that you could fall in love with someone of the same sex? I know it's not talked about often but I've seen men and women both fall in love with each other and even kiss/hug/cuddle without really wanting to have sex with one another. I know you're all straight but I'm curious to know your thoughts on this.

LilCompanyCreditCard

2025-02-04 07:58:26 +0000 UTC

What would you do if you found out, that putting someone’s ashes into a 3D printer revived them?

Tell me Mr Jameson What good is an insecurity If you have no toothgap

2025-02-04 07:54:24 +0000 UTC

Heya Laserblast, Spiderboy and Metal Man, I've been mad nostalgic for the 360 era of gaming, and I gotta ask, what are your favorite COD Zombies Maps/Halo Custom Game Modes? Stay silly, or I will approach your location Verily. -Emma, your Transfem Midwest Patron

EmmaThrowinBigBucks

2025-02-04 07:52:35 +0000 UTC

Hello snarkies! Question from a homeless 1 dollar patron. With the changing political climate in the US, is it better to take my absolutely nothing to another country and try to do better there?

Paz

2025-02-04 07:52:35 +0000 UTC

Crazy transit (bus/train) stories. Do this for me a city bus driver please

Bounty, The Dog Hunter

2025-02-04 07:51:42 +0000 UTC

Hello yummy cum sluts I have recently gone to my first ever sports event. So I'm curious if you had the opportunity to create the most brutal CTE ridden stupid fucking sports event what would it be? My current best example would've been dudes in armor mma but that actually fucking exist.

Mr Fantastic Giving Hoes The Corkscrew Goose Dick

2025-02-04 07:50:53 +0000 UTC

The most genuinely fun date I ever went on was when I asked coworker to see the first Sonic movie on Valentine's Day on a whim. She ended up being a hilarious and cool person, and we ended up hanging out all day. Did you ever have a similar moment where you said, "fuck it," did something in the moment and everything somehow turned out great?

Sween's looking great btw. Keep it up 👍

2025-02-04 07:50:31 +0000 UTC

Can you do another advice column in these increasingly unprecedented times? I need to deepen my parasocial relationship with you tards to make me feel better about myself.

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2025-02-04 07:49:49 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tankians, what are your favorite cheat codes from games over the years?

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

2025-02-04 07:49:48 +0000 UTC

Salutations boyos, have y'all ever caught up with any of the weird kids from your childhood? There was a kid from my neighborhood who would have lightsaber battles in the street and then years later I found him in To Catch a Predator. Y'all actually talked about him in an episode ages ago.

Great-Four-Five

2025-02-04 07:49:47 +0000 UTC

Heya, boyos. Let's start the month with a dumb would you rather. Would you rather be a werewolf and get hunted by furries, or would you be a vampire and get hunted by crackhead goths?

My girlfriend just told me my dick isn't supposed to be green and I need to see a doctor. Get yourselves checked out boys.

2025-02-04 07:49:14 +0000 UTC

Hey dad's. How much money would it take you to sell your youtube channels? Since sweeny only has one video, he's selling lily instead. Have Fun!

Man Of Action

2025-02-04 07:48:42 +0000 UTC

I've given up making a question yall find worth reading so I'll just leave something too racist for me to say but too perfect to get out of my head: Along with Batmans other villains Woker, Fatwoman and Banguin, also arises The Nggler (real name Edward Ngma) who terrorizes Gotham in a green jumpsuit covered in the letter N. He leaves one clue for Batman at all his crimes: who was in Paris?

Happy birthday to my Gay Terrorist Toefurr

2025-02-04 07:47:25 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank operators, you're going on a cross country road trip with three other people. You pick one, and each cohost picks one. Who are you taking on this coast-to-coast adventure?

One Thousand Hornets

2025-02-04 07:47:25 +0000 UTC

Whatever happened to the dictatorship election?

Max Bevis

2025-02-04 07:47:20 +0000 UTC

Would you speak like an elcor from Mass Effect for the rest of your life for 10 million dollars?

Joe Krogan, cousin of Joe Frogan

2025-02-04 07:45:54 +0000 UTC

My conservative friend said Trump solved Federal Censorship, I asked how, and they said "Trump Signed an Executive Order putting an end to Federal Censorship" so I asked "but what does the order actually do though" they just repeated "It puts an end to Biden's Federal Censorship" my question is do you know people this dumb, and is there any way of reasoning with them

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

2025-02-04 07:45:03 +0000 UTC

Hello father figures. I really enjoy it when y'all talk about Dragon Ball, especially the video games. I got a simple question, what are your top Dragon Ball games and why?

groggo doggo

2025-02-04 07:43:15 +0000 UTC

Salutations future victims. First time question asker,(I SWEAR) I recently finished Ninja Gaiden 2 black and absolutely loved it. And now it's got me going down the rabbit hole of replaying other team ninja games I own(nioh 2, rise of the Ronin, etc). With Ninja Gaiden coming back, do you think we'll see a resurgence in high octane action games like we saw with soulslike games after dark souls success? Anyway sleep with one eye open I'm coming for yall

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

2025-02-04 07:41:36 +0000 UTC

Hey Snarkos, if you could make a zoo out of your favorite famous/infamous internet personalities what would it look like?

Sweeny showers in sneakers.

2025-02-04 07:41:21 +0000 UTC

Greetings LA’s fire starters. Just giving you guys an update about the girlfriend meeting my friends. Welp Derrick you were right we didn’t work out. I’m not sad or anything I just thought it’ll be funny to write in an update.

Judawong loves you

2025-02-04 07:41:01 +0000 UTC

Can I have the straw when his done

The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth

2025-02-04 07:40:58 +0000 UTC

Hey Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt, Long-time listener, second time question asker here. I recently graduated college with a bachelor’s degree in broadcasting. Do you have any advice not about jobs, but about life after college?

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

2025-02-04 07:40:57 +0000 UTC

Salutations, Messrs Maldonado, Jameson, and Pilot! In his 2024 campaign, Trump took the YMCA (formerly a promotional song for the actual YMCA and then an LGBT anthem), and turned it into the unofficial MAGA theme. If you were running for president, what would your "YMCA" be? What unrelated and undeserving song would you ruin for everyone else?

Mikesapien

2025-02-04 07:40:46 +0000 UTC

What are your guys’ choices for album of the year in 2024? (I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU by JPEG is the correct answer)

Triple Threat Last Man Standing Match Feat. The Benoit Family

2025-02-04 07:40:40 +0000 UTC

Sween can I PLEASE molest your tooth gap with a paper straw???

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-02-04 07:39:43 +0000 UTC

Febuary Question Thread!

Comments

Hello my gooner brothers and Gooner Bitch! Have you guys ever heard of the porn parody of RDR2 called: "Red Dead Erection"?

As someone who has been in your place before, I'd recommend finishing out school, I hated it too, but you will have the time to do all of your other options after you are done, especially since you are so close.

You guys got any podcast recommendations? I'm drying up like a husk in a podcast desert between your uploads. I was listening to the official podcast but they're tone def as hell now

A couple of episodes of Air Crash Investigation obviously

Boys. I'm getting on a plane soon. What's your recommendation for music, games, etc for me to consume on the plane, as it's the last flight I'll ever take? Not because of the recent lack of air safety. I'm gonna do some unsavory things (in Minecraft).

Not a questtion - If you're looking for a clip, search Backflip flop Wedding Smooth Criminal (Watch the last 20 seconds).

Not a question, just wanted to say Jesus Christ veilguard already on PS Plus. What a flop.

Do you all ever look up in the sky and think about how far it goes?

You guys like talking about Breaking Bad all the time, but what are your thoughts on Better Call Saul?

Hey boyos, just doing a re-read of House of M and it’s got me wondering, what’s your favourite comic book event? Can be Marvel or DC but if manga is so much as mentioned I will kill myself on live television.

Hello, my boisterous baby boys, a quick hypothetical today, if a mad scientist cloned you, and dumped your clone in your bed while you were asleep, how would you react? Your clone has all your memories from the moment you went to sleep, is fully grown and is entirely indistinguishable from you.

When will you guys add a segment to the show that is just shoving things up your butts? Like pencils and pickles. We all want to see and hear you guys shoving random things up your butts.

I think he lives in Arizona now, he did some interviews a few years ago that were really interesting on YouTube. If you type in stamper interview you'll probably find them

Hey media illiterate black, black psychopath and Steve from American dad Are you guys always annoyed at the current tv landscape? Im sick of the 8 episode season format with seasons that take 2-3 years to come out. We need to return to 22 episodes with filler and holiday episodes

Quick question if you could gain any underpowered super power what would it be? Like mystery men type powers of only invisible when your not being looked at.

Yeah true, imagine the rage compilations lmao

I could see both tbh

How ya doin snark men, my question today is... If cars had a feature where drivers could somehow speak to each other on the fly, in the moment like a pregame lobby. Would that help traffic and curb road rage or make it 100x worse?

Hey there Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Gayman, and Kingston Gaymanson, what are your thoughts on Metals Gear Solid 4? Is there any merit to it? Also how would you rank the MGS games?

do you think NakeyJakey would be a good guest on here?

I think just shut it down every time then. “I really don’t want to to discuss politics with you” It’s the only way to maintain a relationship with people that committed to being hateful.

2 no question.

There's a band called rainbow kitten surprise that is really good but I absolutely hate telling people their name. Puts people off immediately.

Hey boys snark tank meetup at the Dave blunts concert in Santa ana at the observatory? I know sweeney's a big fan.

Hey all. I’ve been on a stand up kick lately and want to know your opinion. If you could look at a comedians stat spread, what would the different stats be. On top of that is there any skill thats so essential you have to have it maxed out?

What’s a band with a great name, but shitty music? Or vice versa, what’s a band with a shitty name, but great music?

hey guys opinon on nickderio, i was bored watching nickderio until he mentioned derreck someblackguy giving me wiplash, he end up watching derreck's im done with making political content, like it was his first time.

DeDick for his next channel

Dedick lmao

Quick question to Derick, I noticed that you are a fan of history and pantheons like Greek and Japanese mythology. Since both of your channels are dead, would you consider making a third channel talking about those topics? Thank you and stay hydrated.

Quick quiz: What does Leon S. Kennedy say after suplexing Joel Miller so hard his spine shoots out his ass? An actual question: What are your favorite movie/video game quotes? Mine is the iconic "Genocide shmenocide." from the Fast and Furious franchise.

Hell yeah dude this rules also I'm gay

LMAO that was amazing

Hey there cockboys, would you piss on your own face for 40 US dollars?

I'm going to be a double dipping bastard today. Hello Snark, Tank and The. A simple question what kind of tank is the Snark tank? Is it custom made or is it based off of a irl model? (If this question doesn't get asked this month I'll simply ask it next month)

Hey ice cube, ice tea and vanilla ice. If you never had to piss or shit again, which would you choose? Also the piss or shit gets teleported out of your body and you get to choose where it goes.

I fucking love that video so much

Hello three gay mice, first time question asker here. If America does succumb to the nuclear Holocaust like in Fallout, would you join a raider gang or continue living a lawful life? Stay erotic boys!

Hello Darkcast, Since this podcast became the clip show. Look up "Pee Pee's Gayhouse" by StamperTV or just skip to the end of it. It's a classic and hearing Pee Wee Herman say "sayonara nigga" leaves me in tears every time.

HALO 2 OR HALO 3??????

For episode 300, make sween eat 300 marshmallow peeps

Crash Bandicoot walks into a bar: WHOAH!

Buckshot

Do you guys prefer MEGGER, or DEATH?

How do you deal with loud neighbors and paper thin walls

I wanted to let y'all know, I often listen to this show on my commute to work, which is anywhere from 5-30 minutes. It is not uncommon for 3 days'+ commute to consist of JUST the name reading. If you did episode 300 of JUST patron names I don't think I'd notice.

Hello Booty and the Blowdicks my question for Sween is. KILL YOURSELF? anywhom love you Chris and Derrick have a nice one

We got the snark tank episode 300 before GTA6

Seeing Elon with his toddler in the Oval Office reminded me of when you riffed about an evil billionaire having a child around him at all times as a human shield just in case a sniper was around the courner.

Hey boyos, fun fact of the day: Frogs are slightly magnetic, and you can purchase frog sticks on amazon which are essentially magnetic poles that pick up frogs.

Hey there, Light, medium and Heavy punches I was wondering since Derick mentioned a few episodes back that he watched Godzilla x Kong: The new empire. I wanted to ask since that episode, what's his favourite Godzilla movie/his favourite monster? Much love, you fella make retail work worth enduring

Hey you fuck faces and Chris. If one of you guys came out as gay, who would be the least surprising and the most surprising?

You ever heard of 8 corpses? That squigga droppin' bars

also have you guys seen A Dose Of Buckley video on cc3. he has 20yrs of amateur boxing experIence and had alot of take for idubbz

opinions on creator clash 3, i heard they're using the same stadiums as last year

Hello, Huckleberry Finn and his two Jims. Do you think that if there were legitimate other races, like lizard people or orcs, they would have all been genocided by now, or would they still be around?

Hello fathers! Which cohost would you trust to write your biography? What would you expect them to do with it?

greetings to you gaywads on my phone. I got to meet this cute guy back in october during comic con, got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing a entire fallout vault suit in the boston pizza, so it's going good. How do i not fuck up and whatever, will update when able

Not a question but more of a declaration to Sweeney, absolute wonder woman design is by far the best and hottest.( I lied) thoughts on the absolute series of comics.

Google is saying that listed holidays were not “sustainable”for their model because they were always having to add other events or countries holidays.

Google just removed Pride month, Black history month, and Holocaust remembrance day from google calendars. Is this a meaningless gesture for the administration or something we should be really concerned about.

How come when talking about the price of eggs you guys always purposely leave out the fact that the Biden Administration killed 100 million chickens for no reason? The avian flu has only spread to 2 people and both of those cases have been years apart from each other

This isn’t a question but a realization that recently, Elon Musk stated that “He Wants to Die in a Capsule on the coast of Mars”. Just like the villain Proky Minch from the cult classic game Earthbound/Mother 2. Honestly can’t wait.

Supposedly they started fighting over the gun and it went off and the ricochet hit him. I believe he was a minor but i think hes is juvie or something.

I hope they pick this one if they do another sweep, that's interesting, do you have more details?

This isn't a complaint on Chris, as he usually picks entertaining questions, but what if derick and sween picked/read questions once? Perhaps an extra ammo idea. *edit: extra ammo: Sween reads shit before and after getting glasses, that way we can confirm if he's blind or illiterate

Hello my beautiful baby boys. I'm currently a PC gamer but don't know if I can wait until (or if) GTA 6 is released on PC. Are there enough PS exclusives to make buying a PS5 for GTA 6 day one worth it? #notfinancialadvise Thanks, love you all so very much! xoxo

Question for Sweeny. Would you rather kill yourself or continue being yourself?

Hello my beautiful boys, What is the most racist thing said in dragon ball if you replace Saiyan with the n-word?

I sound like a thwomp from mario 64 when I bust.

Hey boys, just thought you’d like to know that the Globglogabgalab is from a 2012 animated horror musical called Strawinsky and the Mysterious House. Maybe do an episode on it after doing Borderlands.

For 300 you should feed the names to eleven labs AI and set the stability of it to low

Yall mentioned House of The Rising Sun and the band that made it for a quick second. Interestingly the song actually is possibly hundreds of years old, and has been performed and recorded over decades upon decades. There’s a video on YouTube about it it’s really interesting.

Not a question, more of a request. I'm working on a Fan RPG and would really like some ideas/photo submissions for enemies and NPCs. You can help/find the progress at SnarkTankRPG on Twitter.

Hello dick, balls and taint. I'm writing this currently on the toilet after I almost shit my pants at work while listening to the podcast. What is your biggest "oh no" moment in a place that you shouldn't shit your pants. PS. My name has nothing to do with this story

Hello older brothers in my head Here's a extra ammo idea for you gents. With the new Jurassic Park coming out and being more horror focused. What right-wing pundits and fellow retards would you like to see in a Jurassic Park movie?

I'm sure this has been asked but what is your guy's favorite soulsborne pre-elden ring?

The tank from l4d