#296: Fake Yasuke Outrage

Came back to this ep to figure out which comedian chris mentioned as a comedians comedian with a cash only bit. 12 second needle in a 4 hr haystack.

commie cumstar

The pistol in doom was nice because it was a shitty pea shooter but it could be upgraded to do reliable damage and had infinite ammo. It was lowkey pretty precise too

Quube

In Red Dead Revolver (the first Red Dead game) you get to play as a freed slave soldier.

Plz listen to The Fauves, I am Not Approachable

Curb Your Enthusiasm gets better every season

Mikey Neapolitan

Chris was thinking of Shrek

Jocelyn McLey

Derrick low key hit it with the arms of the angel

Clark

It always astounds me without fail that these guys even know who Deji is

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

I love how sween’s only contribution to the Grade Rape Under Rape conversation was “guys stop”

Majin George Costanza

Chris, thank you for putting me on to D4NNY 🙏🏾😮‍💨😭

Studiobison

You guys talked about there not being a game about being a freed slave but there’s a DLC for AC Black Flag where you get to wipe out colonizers and free plantations of slaves as a freed one. Plus you get a blunderbus to do it

Skinning asmongold alive

I hope chris listens to this sober and compares and contrasts and then does another episode after an edible. I'm not saying hes funnier or more creative, it's just an interesting change to see and would be even more interesting if done every once in a while. I also second that one comment saying to do an episode where all 3 of yall are on edibles (yes, even sweeney despite all things and stories hes told)

Swavant

Fun fact: a verbal subtweet is called a "read" in the drag queen world

Swavant

ITS SHREK

The pale midget from the new mad max movie

2:38:00 I have to speak out against this. I was 14 and a freshman in school. That dress was blue and black every damn time I saw it, but one random night at my computer the image popped up on Twitter and it was god damn white and gold. I thought I was going insane. Looked for any other instance of the photo, pinched myself, left the room and came back, it was still white and gold. It was the trippiest thing I’ve ever encountered (non psychedelic) and really made me question how my brain processes the world around me. I mean it, it was weird how distinct the change was. It was black and blue the next day and I never saw it that way again

Clark

"Am I in Hell?" FIRST QUESTION.

Staingo Jenkins

Learning about the fucking GradeAUnderA mural had me dazed and befuddled

Studiobison

i could see Demetri Martin delivering that human trafficking joke

Zeke

Frank appears in s2 of always sunny.

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

The original Street Fighter 4 intro song made me cut off menu music in general in that game

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

Me shouting at the screen “Shrek!!!” For the flies cotton candy scene

Jack

How did they not remember that it was Shrek!?

The Big CheeZe

Im 19 and idk who that is 😎

kweermo

4 hour podcast dude I’m cumming so hard

3XO letting Chris know he is an Existentialist and not a Nihilist

I'm only 29 but when you mentioned GradeAUnderA I could feel my bones aching and suddenly now have grey hairs

LilCompanyCreditCard

I can't believe Sween entered the YesKing rabbit hole Only one degree away from Floptropica

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Wild shit to find out that GradeAUnderA is still active. Let alone relevant.

Haggis

Anyone can say what they will about this but regardless of what they think, the tier list is what it is and not doing the bare minimum for the people that pay for that tier list is pretty shitty.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

1:20:25 literally an epic rap battles of history joke, like ghandi vs mlk or smth

Swavant

they didn't tho

kweermo

I love the show, it makes me laugh every week. But it is far too inconsistently run for me to drop that money. Might do it once as a tip jar, but they need to improve in those aspects if they expect to keep people.

Noah Friscopp

https://youtu.be/w7TMWiSt98w?si=yIlHJdjux8r3ipQC it was shrek

Goops Mechenzie

The web cotton candy was from Shrek

ZestyDonger

What's even funnier than that is the fact you're paying $25 a month to a podcast to have 2 seconds of parasocial interaction with these people

kweermo

Finally, something to listen to while making out with the homies

LilCompanyCreditCard

Saying Blurry is PoM’s only good song is wildly inaccurate. The whole second album slaps.

SydneySweeny’sFutureExHusband

Some of these opinions sound like they're coming from fellers who never snapped 40 necks in a row as Hunk in Mercenaries.

Rat Pobertson

As someone who played and loved Curse of Darkness; every scene in the show involving Hector and Isaac is straight-up character assassination.

Rat Pobertson

I really like the extra ammo idea

Futt Buckerson

Walmart Brand

Sween once again reiterating that he does not find prejudice funny, he thinks it's funny that people believe it You drop more slurs than a klansman quit trying to seem like you don't find prejudice funny

SpaghettiAlready

ITS SHREK

legolas, what do those slutty eyes see

Shrek 1, when Fiona saw Shrek bothered by the mosquitos so she caught all the bugs with a web and two sticks and made bug web cotton candy for Shrek

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

It’s Shrek. The spider web candy floss thing, it’s Shrek and Fiona from the first movie

Joseph Scott

you know what would be funny if everyone including me just drop the $25 TIER to $5 as a joke.

Time to Eat The Bugs And Live in The Pod.

I literally had this exact thought and did the exact same thing last week. My name was skipped/talked over/rushed through every week because it was towards the end of the list and the boys just give up at a certain point and just rapid fire the rest of the names. Dropped back down to 5

out_of_focus_bigfoot

If I remember correctly at the end of Fable 2 if you choose not to shoot the main bad guy . Reaver straight up steals your kill lol

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

Sitar Hero is a gag from The Simpsons Game. This means canonically Chris Played The Simpsons Game.

Time to Eat The Bugs And Live in The Pod.

I can't put down the cock I can't put down the cock I can't put down the cock

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Naw I hear yah, last week they just straight up skipped mine. I dropped to 5 also.

Pig butthole

Guess now’s as good a time as any to drop to the $5 tier, what with a new Great Depression incoming. Don’t get me wrong, I love you guys and you will still get some amount of financial support from me, but it’s not worth $25 a month to me anymore. I’m one of the people who tried to put the effort into having a new name every episode, I really enjoyed this part of the tier. I try to make you guys laugh while trying to improve my humor myself. But between your recording schedule and getting talked over/rushed over one too many times…it’s lost its enjoyment for me. Call me a baby if you like. It’s part of the tier and it’s understood as the main point of it. And no, it’s not “my name didn’t get the laugh I had hoped for”, it’s “they didn’t even hear it”.

This Guy

Episode #296: Fake Yasuke Outrage or The Gang Gets Wildly Raceist

Time to Eat The Bugs And Live in The Pod.

39:20 you're all describing Shrek and Fiona on the hole collecting flies to make a cotton candy like snack. Surely this is what you guys meant?

Zoltreks

Mafia III is NOT good on PS5, it somehow looks worse than both the I and II remasters.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Begging the Profalazine guy to change his name so Sweeney stops singing that fucking song during the name reads

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Classic snark tank being a week behind on everything

Skynet

Homos

Charles Pedersen

Howdy ba'lls!

Pig butthole