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#290: LA IS ON FIRE

WE'RE BACK! We didn't plan on being gone this long, but between Chris getting sick, LA being on fire and Derrick's back injury causing a delay in editing, here we are. We'll be back in the studio next week!

#290: LA IS ON FIRE #290: LA IS ON FIRE

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The wagie doing jobs that weren’t your job conversation made me remember my time working at WhataBurger. I worked in prep. … yet I also unloaded the truck and did the truck inventory. Under the understanding I’d get extra hours for it and when managers tried pushing it and sending me hone early everything fell apart for them during the rushes lol

Sween’s Mean Bean Machine

Please, for the love of God, stop talking about how much you love raping the rape victim character in Skyrim. Serana can't marry you in vanilla Skyrim for a reason.

MojaveScribe

I’m just here to say that I think the sequels are amazing as well. I’ve had it with the Reloaded and Revolutions slander. The first one is great and the most iconic, but all the coolest shit happens in the sequels.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I’m about to take a flight, can yall drop a new episode

SryMissJackson

Name reads were lowkey hitting this time

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

I like how Chris saw Boomer Locust and instead of getting the context (Boomer-class Locust, like Grinders, Butchers, etc) he jumps to Mitch McBoomer

Buster McTunder

Hearing the guys just get shit wrong about Skyrim hurts. The vampire baddie is named Serena and no Sween you didn’t marry her, the game doesn’t let you. The place with the ram’s head is Morthal, Solitude is the imperial capital and has a wolf icon. Sincerely, A Skyrim nerd

Aaron Fontanella

Thanks man I screenshotted myself

Absolute Horse Piss

I feel disturbed hearing Chris say he doesn't season his eggs or put dressing on his salads. How are you going to be a guy that lights candles and yet you do this nonsense?! As a lazy cook myself, the crockpot is actually great for lazy cooks.

NurseBob

Glad to see you fucks back

Freddie your bigges fan

But it's fucking funny so shut up

kweermo

Derrick is just wrong about matrix and the trans allegories and how prevelant they were soon after. The original matrix released in 1999. I remember people discussing the trans theory in middle school back in 2013. It didn't just pop up out of nowhere 20 years later. They clearly didn't want to be scrutinized for their very personal journeys. Once they were comfortable with themselves they addressed it. I don't see how you could have a problem with this unless you put too much stock into what other people are saying and not you're own thought processes on the subject matter are. It's very lazy in a conservative way to just say, they hopped on the trans band wagon when they were clearly going through their own journey while making those movies. The connections have been made more clear as the years have gone on, yes, but that's how time works my dudes. We keep going and elarning abiut us, the things we've done and why we did them. I'm happy the fires didn't make yall any less alive, I like it here

Ronnell Leon DuBose

Yeah, that's exactly what he said happened

Ronnell Leon DuBose

Yeah, if the Wachowskis were going through their own journey while making these movies, those lessons obviously made there way into the movie. So for them to say they were inspired by it is totally fine. Even if they didn't realise it at the time. ESPECIALLY if they didn't realise it at the time. They've learned more about themselves and have become more comfortable with discussing what really influenced them. That's totally normal.

Ronnell Leon DuBose

If we all spermed hard enough at once, we could take care of these fires by lunch

Ronnell Leon DuBose

Yo Horse Piss I like your pfp

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

There's a Gamecube Cthulhu game that has a crash in it.

One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.

I started the fire. Don’t tell anyone

Nightseye9

Liveleak onesie

Lizurd

They could have simply heard Johnny's side first, then never followed the story further. I never heard about it being a dog turd, and I don't really care who's in the right/wrong.

RoachDoggJr

Not wrong. You should’ve seen peak 2016 Raygun community.

Cumming on Insurance CEOs

On The Matrix discussion: 1) There are sources which discuss the production of The Matrix and indicate that the trans themes were somewhat deliberate, if not recognized during the writing process. 2) Countering Derrick, media criticism typically does not follow, and arguably should not follow, an Occam's razor logic. Thinking about media isn't a matter of discovering some next fact, which reframes all prior established facts, in service of a cohesive empirical framework, but of constantly reorienting an analytical lens (or finding new ones) in relation to a text, irrespective of authorial intent. The contemporaneous critics of The Matrix missed the LGBTQ themes of the film not because they weren't there, and then were only "inserted" into the films after the fact, but because people simply were not looking to read the films in that way from the onset. This is a complicated subject to discuss, and I can't even be sure that I've done it enough justice here, but these are my initial thoughts.

Roadside Piss Bottle

Amber heard literally didn't do that. It was verifiably dog poo. You just like Johnny Depp's story better for some reason

Till Busch

Hey greasy line cook here, if your mozzarella is empty that's because it's over cooked. The cheese will sometimes leak completely out while leaving a sad shell of breading, hollow and disappointing a sad reminder of how shallow it all is. Good episode!

Bungler

…always has been…

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

As an autismo neat freak, making my bed is one of the best gifts i can give to myself given that its my den/nest/recovery enclosure but when someone tells me to do it like my mom did when i was a kid, it makes me want to do it less

Swavant

Imagine getting nuked to the sound of YMCA. I can't think of a more undignified end to humanity.

Johnny Somali 2 Korean Boogaloo

This fan base is so bi polar. “Where the fuck are you guys” turned into “mommy and daddy and daddy are back yay!”

Cumming on Insurance CEOs

We conveniently "forgot" to return that shit till my parents gave up and kept it lol

Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.

Maybe the reason that the Wachowski sisters maybe didn't bring the trans allegory to the Matrix story is because at the time they weren't out yet and they didn't want to be scrutinized for having trans "ideology" being in their film

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

I used to rent Cats and Dogs from blockbuster every time my dad would take me to blockbuster as a kid. A real classic

Absolute Horse Piss

Really good to hear from you guys again. I’m glad the three of you are safe and getting through your respective hardships. Keep it up and take your time guys 💪

look

And yes, Sween, it was an entity. Dude hits the killer with a missile and he just comes right back. It's the embodiment of a goofy-ass curse.

Rat Pobertson

Holy shit Chris. I was the fucking Genosaji one year for Halloween and I got yelled at for eventually confiscating all of the spoons in the kitchen to make a "spoon vest"

Rat Pobertson

Holy shit. I used to watch Cats and Dogs religiously as a kid. That and Spy Kids 2

Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.

Hey hope yall get better soon. ❤️‍🩹

58 Shades of Gay

I hope Kingston never writes a screenplay.

Noah Friscopp

This episode took so long to upload, that I started a fight club. Instead of fighting each other, we fuck one another. Also Derrick is the co leader

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

The podcast I listen to instead of getting any real friends is back, SWEET!

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Kirsten Dunst is a fuckin' dime

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Cant believe you would stop recording, just because your city turns into Mordor

Blade of Olympussy

I thought the fires were gonna make y'all homeless like the fans

TheHybrid Theory

By the way, the kid didn't understand the shirt but the mother absolutely knew what that shirt meant. So did her teacher, which got her to be sent home. Also, she lost custody of her child recently. The father and his gf have custody and are significantly better parents and actually love the child.

IT'S OKAY TO PUNCH NAZIS!

Smosh mention we need some smosh people on the pod

getting pantsed while soft

THE BOYS ARE BACK THANK GAWD

(C.R.E.A.M. by Wu Tang) GAY rules everything around me, CUM in my booty, suckin on a DICK yaaaaall

Thank Christ you guys are back, I had no new jerk off material. Glad you guys are ok

Bounty, The Dog Hunter

GOD so inconsiderate, you shouldve been recording in the burning mcdonalds if you really cared about your fans

Paz

Glad this particular group of homosexuals is okay

Xbox loves that corner chair in the hotel room

Balls

Andrew

Holy cannoli

Just_some-ahole


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