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#283: Nick and Destiny Sitting in a Tree?

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#283: Nick and Destiny Sitting in a Tree? #283: Nick and Destiny Sitting in a Tree?

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the downs syndrome big balls guy episode

Kanye Jenkins

i don’t even think this is a super unique thing either my girlfriend feels the same way

mongrel intruder

Just remember, its okay to be gay and wrong

Feverdream -

idk man, men smell so good when im ovulating

Sailor Null Moon

Smells are now a conspiracy 😂 Derrick has a lot of good takes, but then he pops out these odd af ideas sometimes lol

Dank McObamna, Lord of Drone Strikes

You must be new

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

Derrick needs to take seat on his pheromone stance.

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

Singer: “All I am is a man🎶” Derrick: “This is a woman”

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

It’s so funny how he was talking about getting weirdly defensive over Sweater Weather too. He’s obviously capable of being aware he does it with his wife, but never seems to pick up on it and stop himself here. It seems wildly agreed upon that it’s the worst part of the show by far so I don’t know how one doesn’t stop and think “if I’m doing the one thing that people hate about the podcast that is my career then maybe I should stop”

The Talibum

It’s by far the most insufferable part of this podcast, like why is this even a topic being discussed on THIS show??

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

It’s been a while since we‘ve had an episode with Sween and Derrick on the dumb ass juice. Great episode 10/10

reeheemcteehee

Lot of horrible takes this episode.

MojaveScribe

derrick being wrong as fuck, and immediately pivoting off his initial claim once he’s faced with the consequences of lying is crazy

mongrel intruder

derrick has LESS than no idea what he’s talking about about smells holy shit

mongrel intruder

I hate how he asks them if they’ve done any research on it, as if he has done himself. He occasionally has gone on rants getting annoyed at how people feel the need to call him out for being wrong all the time and says stuff like “I’m a human I’m not going to get everything right” But no one feels the need to call out the others anywhere near as much because they aren’t insufferable about insisting they’re correct.

The Talibum

Hearing Derrick talk about that retarded guys balls was like getting verbally flash banged.

Allah hauk tuh on that infidel

I wish he'd just let himself be wrong for once

Jocelyn McLey

Yup

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

Derrick yap session at 1:20:00

Chef Savage

Once when I was like 16 or 17 I was walking to the store & this old dude pulled over & was trying to offer me $200 to let him suck my dick. He kept telling me that he had a ton of straight porn at his house & we could turn off the lights & I won't know the difference. I didn't do it, pretty sure I would have been turned into a lamp or something.

Clit Yeastwood (the artist formerly known as Phallic Boldween)

I second that

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Incredibly autistic detail here but the documentary Derrick is talking about around the 1:20:00 mark is 100% the Joon the King documentary about Mr. Metokur. There's a section of that video focusing on a dude named Ross where he gets yelled at by his grandmother for being stinky as fuck. Positively useless info but I felt compelled to share

Looking at through the window of a gun store like a stray dog outside a fancy restaurant

Sweater weather singer is obviously a guy lol you can't even say it's a girl and think you're right.

KitsuneZF

Can you guys add a version of the podcast on patreon that doesn’t have ads OR your extremely misinformed and thus very hard to listen to political takes? I would pay 100 dollars a month for such a tier, honestly, JUST MAKE IT STOP.

OriginalYellow

Derrick don’t know shit about smells, just saying shit about science & believing he’s correct

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

I need a drawing of Paddington George Floyding a normal bear now

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

So for Chris, there is a fidget gun. It’s for like just a pistol, but you can just reload it and rack the slide for fun

Schadenfreudian Slip

Depending on location and period, obviously.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Idk how to tell Chris this, but people were generally more well-kept about their appearance in public historically.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Fun fact: Prince was supposed to be in Michael Jackson's Bad and he declined it; the main reason was in the music video Prince was supposed to play Wesley Snipes role and during the music video Michael was gonna look at Prince dead in the eye and say "YOUR BUTT IS MINE"

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Yeah and i dont think you need to be reasonable with people who hate you but if someone clearly is just stupid not hateful then try your best and if it doesnt work the at least you tried. I just think we need to try harder to really unite the working class if we really want to make real tangible change. But if someone is just hateful like to the core a real demon then there is no bridge to be crossed but one to be burned. I come from a rural area and there are alot of idiots who are just that, they really dont have hate in their heart they just dont have time to really learn on their own and just need a little help from people who arent so quick to put them down for not being highly educated. But as far as real bigoted people go i couldnt give a fuck less about them even if i tried

5'5 But my throat 6'3

I’m just trying to take the train to work and had to try so hard to maintain some composure when Kingston asked if people with Downs syndrome can get tanned

The Talibum

You definitely have a point but at a certain point it’s impossible to not treat people like idiots. You say left wing people need to be tolerant but how are you meant to be tolerant of people just saying the most insane shit, there’s only so much reasoning I can do with people who believe I’m lesser than them.

The Talibum

It's most definitely a defence mechanism on his part, why worry about anything if nothing really matters?

Richard D Ross

Speaking about pronunciation, I can’t believe that Tidus from FFX is Tee-Dus and not Tide-Us. Dude literally swims for a living.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Definitely never once thought sweater weather was sung by a woman

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

i like to imagine destiny asking nick to have sex then debating him with facts and logic until he agreed because that conversation would sound so crazy

a jeff

This has the 10 millionth last of us 2 conversation

Damien Sawyers

Bro had a dream and it was about Raising Canes butter toast

limoncello makes a man screem and kick a mans head off.

I have never listened to sweater weather and thought that wasn’t a man singing. It came out when so many twink sounding dudes were coming to the forefront. I’m not saying it’s crazy to say it sounds like a woman but the literal first line is “all I am is a man.” Which was never a factor for me by the way, I just always assumed it was a dude.

Master BFE

Like the first 10 mins they were talking about Hunter Biden getting pardoned I think

CycloneofChaos

When did he get shit for it? Granted I still have 20 minutes left but did I miss it?

Master BFE

Run for office, dude.

Ghost of YoDEI

I had that once, not sure what caused it but it went away after a while

Definitely Stephanie

I think that’s somewhat true but I think also there’s a huge number of left leaning people who think it’s cringe to be open about politics so while they’re being extremely quiet, the loud judgemental ones get run through the right wing media gauntlet on repeat so “regular” less political folks think leftists are all crazy from the clips and memes they hear daily

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

The left is literally one big "im not the problem its everyone else" party and its getting really tiring

5'5 But my throat 6'3

We lost this election because the left is terrible at reaching undecided voters, mfs on the left are consistant in 1 thing and thats being shitty to anyone who doesnt already have the right take on topics and dont wanna take the time to educate the ignorant they just call them dumb bigots and then wonder why no one likes them. Its frustrating as fuck being on the left. Mfs on the left consantly shit on chirstians when 67% of the nation is christian then are flabbergasted by the fact that no one wants to fuck with them. Hell even liberals distance themselves from the left because the left is fucking bonkers, liberals only appeal to the left for votes then throw them out like the garbage some of them are and until the left actually becomes tolerant to all it will always be doomed to fail and no one will be able to save it.

5'5 But my throat 6'3

Martin Luther Kingston for sure dude

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

Bro I felt the light in my soul get brighter when I heard the news. I'm so ready for a wave of anti-billionaire vigilantism

Papa_Gzeus

It’s honestly so encouraging seeing how NO ONE gives a shit about the United Health guy getting merked. Universal healthcare already, let’s fucking goooo!

Ghost of YoDEI

Saying that forcing fictional women to be hot is an acceptable sexism is like the argument people were making in defense of shadman and his art because it was fictional.

Swavant

I love sucking dick

LilCompanyCreditCard

Damn crazy strats

Yo mamas so fat I had to rent a server farm just download a picture and I still didnt have enough space!!

Derrick failed to mention that the lady with the baby who were killed by a cop was charging at an officer with a knife WHILE HOLDING THE BABY

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Yes, Nas is amazing he's been on my top 5 forever now probably just top 1 most of the time too

Fuckyoualex

Feel like that would be so tiring to be around.

Noah Friscopp

Chris finally getting shit for his annoyingly constant apathy makes me feel good

CycloneofChaos

Why the fuck are y’all so passionate about pheromones

pudge

We’re Costco guys, of course we’re fuckin a pipin hot chicken bake while we shop!

Ghost of YoDEI

Derrick if you’re reading this please keep adding more different intros on top of each other until it’s like 4 minutes of clips before the episode starts

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

We’re costco guys, of course we fuck in the aisles

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

The Destiny/Nick Fuentes situation is almost as gay as the Snark Tank intro music.

Ghost of YoDEI

begging you guys to get the premium pod connected to spotify. the patreon app on both ios and android heat up and drain phone battery idk why. this shit is mining crypto in the background or something

omni

Martin Luther Sween or Martin Luther Kingston?

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

There sure are a lot of black guys on this podcast.

Zackizard

Exactly the gut instinct dream me had

ItsEmmaThrowinDollars

I can relate to Sween's bear dream, except instead of being with my grandma, I was with the Costco guys and the bear went after them first which let me escape

ItsEmmaThrowinDollars

Give me evil sween

Really bad at tying knots

almost 3hrs but itll do

limoncello makes a man screem and kick a mans head off.


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