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Extra Ammo Ideas!

Yo! give us some ideas for the next few extra ammos, right fucking now!

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Playing smash bros or Mario party while live streaming would be a fun extra ammo.

Toasty

i think a karate kid 4 would be the easiest for them to make but making a sequel to the hilary swank or jaden smith ones would probably lead to the funniest results

i can watch This Is Us through the gap in Sweeney's teeth

So, The Rise of Skywalker 3 times in a row?

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

Up yours, Majin Seal. I have used facts and logic to determine that M on your forehead stands for Marxist.

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

Which Karate Kid? Do they make a Kobra Kai movie, or do they make Karate Kid 4 pretending like Kobra Kai never happened, or do they make Karate Kid 2 with Jayden Smith, or do they make The Next Next Karate Kid with Hilary Swank?

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

Yo ho go up my butthole! Yo ho go up my butthole! Yo ho go up my butthole! Cum inside my anus!

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

Todd Phillips has reached out to the Snark Tank asking for help. You can't have a movie series that stops at 2, it has to be a full trilogy. He wants your advice on how to make the third and final Joker movie, and he wants it to be an even bigger fuck you to the incel/redpill community than Folie a Deux. Yes, Arthur Fleck does get shanked in prison at the end of Folie a Deux but, he was also able to walk off a bomb that severely injured or killed everyone else in the room so he can come back if you want.

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

In the same vein as your Gears of War movie, write the Mass Effect movie, easy money

Duckmun

In the same vein as the Minecraft movie, imagine how Hollywood would completely butcher/santise a genuinely good video game story/universe that you like.

Went to see the Christmas ballet and they cummed in my ass, turns out I accidentally bought tickets to The CrackNutter

first Mystery science theratre type episode watching kung pow

Gay Ice Nine Kills be like. Its time to gape a guy to hell with good insertions, to hell with where I cum

Drink every time someone complains about Kingston being on the wrong side

CosmicRabbit

Chris never did his solo Extra Ammo, go do that Chris!

Doombringer

I know this is a little late but the death of the UHC CEO has inspired me; Snark Tank does a hit, choose a target and plan how you'd take them out.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

Beast mister vs Mister Beast. Now that we know Mr. Beast sucks how has Beast mister been the good guy the whole time? And how will he defeat Mr. Beast?

Cum the DNA of the soul

Dragon Age Veilguard rewrite with the following caveats; - Any returning characters must die in a funny way - Any new character introduced must be a YouTuber - At least 20% of the plot must be gay or gay adjacent - Bonus points if you can somehow involve Uncle Phil

Richard D Ross

In a world where Sweeney is as terrifying and evil and disgusting and ugly and smelly as he boasts and this is suddenly revealed to the world,how would Chris and Derrick try to survive him. Would they to pretend to support him and work out a plan?

Derek and Sweeney bellyfucking Chris together

You've all been given the power to write the rest of each other's lives. Chris & Derrick determine Sween's fate, Sween and Derrick for Chris etc.

Brian Syrett

Write the Snark Tank characters version of the Avengers. Blackman, Child Samurai, Pizzorman Pizzosborn, others i cant remember

Walmart Brand

Gay sea shanties

50 Shades of Gay

write the next Karate Kid movie

i can watch This Is Us through the gap in Sweeney's teeth

We need that Breaking Badder 2 Revengeance

Dolphin Cum Jelly

Stupid chrismas jingles

Kid Flash as an adult and is still referred to as Kid Flash

"Granpa's Gonna Fuck the Pants off of Santa"

I saw Daddy Reaming Santa

Yesn’t

Zorgolon

No.

sween uses his tooth gap to pry open doors

The 3 of you can choose a character and stay in character for the entire show. Imagine a full show with Pee wee Herman, Marge Simpson, and Trump

Toasty

Share your favorite music. If this is extra ammo, you won't have worry about copyright since it's patreon exclusive. Plus take music suggestions from us. ( I expect my song suggestion to be chosen 😤)

Toasty

Write a cinematic universe with all the character's you guys have come up with Black Man, Shirt guy, The Silver Spermer etc.

Bear Necks and my body

I pray they do this one

Since Sweens black and lily's Mexican yall should name your kid RodNIGuez

Write a theoretical second season to the hit reality show "Kid Nation", how would you change the show, would it be safer, would it wilder, would someone finally die? The questions can only be answered by you.

AllHandsOnDick

Make a 4th MCU Spider-Man movie (even farther from home)

Kremlin_Da_Gremlin

A gay Dr.Suess story

Cry laughing at Buzzin by Shwayze sung by the Sims

Bee movie 2

Questionable

Review the Kama Sutra.

Inverted Benjamin Button

Boob tier list

Kevin Kotton Kohls

Squirt Off

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

Trying out Big Smoke's Cluckin' Bell order and see if you guys can finish it while talking about nonsense two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Famous dumbass tier list

RoachDoggJr

Chris says the n word - 1 hour mix

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

The snark tank iceberg

Possum was actually homeless but now their back

YouTube groomer tier list. Ranked by most to least rizz.

jenamphetamine

Best Lolcows or grifters as Street Fighter Guest Characters. Imagine Ethan Ralph getting in there and getting his ass beat by M. Bison

Kingston, what is Krakoa Xmen and why is it special

Do the movie commentary shit

Chiaotzu's wife isnt canon & is a doll

After reading through the comments there’s a few people suggesting similar things so hopefully they do it.

The Talibum

My suggestion was basically the same as this, I 100% agree. I have been watching older episodes and I’m kinda tempted to start writing down every character they have done incase they decide to something like this.

The Talibum

Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson doing the fusion dance to fight Majin Seal

We need Adjustor copycats now

Best people watching stories in NYC/LA/VEGAS in general or snark tank Presidential Cabinet

ASTROBOY

Grifter Tier list. A list going from the most infamous (Candace Owens, Tim Pool, etc.) to the most pathetic, (Synthetic Man, No Bullshit, etc). Or s tier list of CEOs you wanna see killed.

Hope the 10 grand was worth it you burger flipping f4ggot

The Snark Tank's Gladiator 3

pacific rim but with RFK and his lil' wormie

Pizza tier list

The Albino That Lives In Your Walls

Cum tier lisr

Since Sweens black and lily's Mexican yall should name your kid RodNIGuez

Figured I'd make it topical with Dragon Age Veilguard; What would be your dream dragon age sequel, or to expand on it, what would you want to see after Inquisition, or even after Origins. Plot, characters, setting, mechanics?

Imagine getting fucked by a swarm locusts

yo i second this

Some Caucazoid

Ps if you’re guys somehow want to do this I volunteer my services to make a list of characters as I’ve been rewatching old episodes anyway.

The Talibum

Not that this will get seen because there’s already a million comments. But I think it would be a great idea to do something involving all your made up characters. Whether that be a justice league type thing where ya’ll draft your teams, a tier list, make a movie using those characters etc etc. This would obviously require fans to go document all the crazy characters ya’ll have had, but I think it could be hilarious.

The Talibum

I second this motion. I want a full hour. No talking, just heavy breathing, grunting, and the sound of meat slapping cheeks.

Cyrus Fisher

Write Amazing Spider-Man 3. Surely you'll do better than what they had planned.

Nicholas Brilhart

Write a sequel to an old kids movie, that is supposed to be meant for the now adult fans. Something like Shark boy and Lava girl, spy kids, robots, treasure planet, the road the el dorado, etc

Griffithaniel

The three of you are collectively running for president in 2028. What does the campaign look like and who’s the vp

Dan Shitter

You guys probably get notifications for who watches you guys in spotify wrapped on instagram, go through and judge what people listen too. Also, talk about your own :)

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Trump-esque Snark Tank Presidential Cabinet

justHMLS

Come up with loyalty missions for the cast of your suicide mission tier list episode

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

Watch Jojos together

Bussy Music

The Snark Tank RPG. The story, gameplay, enemies, etc.

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

Fuck each other

jnic27

Fruits and vegetables tier list 💯

SquawksPal

An hour of trying to turn super saiyan

American woman, I AM GAY

I like that idea mentioned previously about watching movies Mystery Science Theater style

Whimsic

Someone said gay Christmas carols and I think that’s beautiful

The Bren Word

Who amongst you three can you legitimately see being the hottest woman in a gender bend scenario (you'll look 100% like a real woman but with a lot of parallels to your normal selves). It's mostly about personality, but whatever way you wanna justify it in general works .

Derek and Sweeney bellyfucking Chris together

React to ep 1 of the show or the first twitter trash with you three to see how much youve changed in all these years. I dont fuckin know why ya askin me

Do yall just let your doo doo fall in the toilet or do you catch it

Rewrite games that you dislike along the lines of your sequel pitpitches. For example, make Halo 4 Funny Stupid

Beast Mascot

Metal Sween Solid V: The Phantom Peen

Nick Ebert

Do a tier list of how bangable the aliens from Halo are

The Southern Transfem

No

zm122

Create the story/anything else for a hypothetical Snark Tank RPG. Who would be the party members? What would the mechanics be? Can Julia Louis Dreyfus be a romanceable NPC? Get fun with it idk

Looking at through the window of a gun store like a stray dog outside a fancy restaurant

Talk about each of your riders requests. Thats what artists demand on tour in their room backstage during tour. Like Van Halen saying no brown m&ms, what specific requests do you each want.

Masonic

Foreskin tier list

GEARSxWARRIOR

Resident evil game / character tier list. Also, resident evil best tits tier list

Kevin Whiteacre

A remake of the Disney Star Wars Trilogy but done the Snark Tank way

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

We still a cover of Mr. Grinch but the lines are all accusations of him doing the most heinous shit Also do a tier list of porn tags

I’m Jimmy Olsen

Do some gay christmas carols this year! I need jingle balls. I need dick the halls. I need jingle bell cock!

HotDogZanzibar

Remake Mass Effect Andromeda but good. OR make a musical parody of a movie or game. Like in that Scream'd: An Unauthorized Musical Parody where they just took already existing songs and made parodies that fit the movie. Personally I’d love to see Mass Effect anything but I just want to see this concept made in general. Come onnnn do it for the birthday boyy (I am the boy)

Does this unit have a soul

Good news

Man Of Action

Writing Christmas themed gay parody

PreHeatedToast

Sopranos 2

Paz

I have said this before somewhere but with all the crazy characters you guys created, some sort of deathmatch tournament bracket would be cool.

The 1st Church of Keith David, Fun Fact People Who Collect Pez Dispensers are Called Pezophiles

A movie about chris chan being told like forrest gump

Try Anything

Cum tier list

Cum Cam

Guest Tier List Also you could each give a few of your favorite channels (man, hearing you guys reference Bro Team on the last episode was 10/10 evidence of the Dimensional Merge)

Leon Sams

Tits tier list where it devolves into an awkward 30 min argument

Lizurd

Outlandish food tier list. Featuring Micah Moriarty and her canned bread.

She phantom rosewood 2 on my divine swindle till I chaos

Suicide tier list (like ways to kill yourself)

Young Sheldon being swang into Sween's fat head

How about writing the grinch song you guys talked about 2 Decembers ago?

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

Top 100

ordos

Videogame characters boobs review (legit one this time)

Chris

Honestly I'd be down for an extra ammo of you guys just brainstorming more extra ammo ideas

A Stroke of Penius

I love the idea of a YouTube inspired GTA campaign. What NPCs would you have? What would you three do as the main characters? What would be some of the major memorable missions?

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Fast food mascot fighting tournament, Ronald McDonald vs Wendy, the King vs Colonel Sanders, etc.

Macro

Choose a topic and have the person with the least amount of knowledge on the topic rank/tier list it Example: Chris ranks wrestlers, Sween ranks metal bands, etc.

CalmTony

Sweeney gonna be in his own tier at the very top

khomy

Blazing Saddles remake starring you guys

Paul Joseph Watson's hands here. We have consumed the body. You're next

List of the worst movies to have a sequel, and then conceptualize a sequel to the funniest one

TheSnarkTank ft. Americano - Mocha Latte and Black

Make The Snark Tank movie, but instead pull a reverse of the Tetris Movie where it's about the bits you've made over the years instead of how y'all got started

crazysunshinevevo

Write Christmas special

I saw Daddy Reaming Santa

What if Donald trump was taiwanese

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

A tier list of Un-Fuckable game characters Fantasy draft a dating sim game (can’t be all Elaine)

Paul S

This is a huge long shot but power rangers/super sentai suit ratings? There's almost 50 years worth of suits to rank from absolute ass to swagalicious

The Big CheeZe

Absolutely not, these men curse us every time!

BobBerta

Do something like Sardonicast where you all choose a movie, watch it on your own, then come back and everyone talk about their experience with the movie.

Sperm butt fuckers

Call it Girth

The Backshot Boys

I speak for all the homeless when I say more gay parodies. Gay parodies are the closest thing to food we can find in these streets. To get us started, I'm thinkin' Fake It by Seether (soon to be known as Gape It)

YoshiMang

Top 50 cumshots of 2024

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

Spotify wrapped 2024 A soley music based one off episode would be awesome, it fuels a lot of discussion from the views too

lord of cringe

Debate which is better of the two greatest sequels ever, the first Spider-Man 2 movie vs Mass Effect 2. Which has the best story, Characters, Memes, And Gay shit.

Joe Rogan Eating Jamie's Face For Checking Facts

This was proposed some time ago but how about fully fleshing out the Snark Tank fighting video game? Come up with the roster, fighting system, ultimates, stages, etc. Also, as a suggestion, y’all should include yourselves in the roster

BeatoMyMeato

Gay cover on your own show and tell. So three covers of the same song by each of you. See differences and similarities

Madea Oblongata

Using the color spectrum from the DCs lantern Corp, pick which celebrities would best fit for each lantern corp, example :Jake paul would definitely be an orange lantern due to his greed

Hey its Philip

Pedophile tier list

Defeating Rabid Sweeney with a fire hose of cum melting him like Roger rabbit's dip

Snark Tank 2024 Recap ranking 10 random moments/events for this year from 1-10 together or your top 3 personal favorites

BobBerta

Predict major political events over the next 5 years

Sween bulldozing banter to virtue signal

Make Sween do monthly book reports to improve his reading skills.

Off work for a month, going full Hunter Biden

Top 5 fallen game developers and what you think could be their comeback game.

pp. im working on a submission for a tshirt idea. when im done, where can i send it so that you guys see it

Snark tank drinking game. Watch ST clips and use the bingo cards

cum the color of sangria

Rewrite kids shows as horror movies like making yo gabba gabba a canniable or Mr Rodger’s a buffalo bill type

The Locust that shot carmine

Gay cover of Hurt by Johnny Cash

Gregga

🔥🔥Snark Tank does Soggy Biscuit Challenge🔥🔥

Samuel L Jackson's thick juicy purple lightsaber

Hello Snark Tank crew! Both Coachella and my local music festival the Kilby Block Party announced their lineups for next year. Have you been to a music festival before and what was your favorite act you saw at the festival? Some of my music festival highlights have been Pond, LCD Soundsystem, Vampire Weekend, Deathcab For Cutie, and The Postal Service.

Naphrum

Spoofy wrapped just dropped, so why not dedicate a whole episode to just reccomending music to us. Buff up some smaller artists you like that kinda shit.

Stratman

Snark Tank game of the year awards

Tyler Payne

Snark Tank OC Deathmatch. Who wins between Pizza Time, Shirt Guy, Majin Seal, etc.? Alternately, a tier list of OCs from the show.

Archibald Shrungus

An episode with your guy's take on placing a confused Author Morgan in different video Game universes. (Also, will Black Corey Taylor ever make another appearance on the show?)

LilCompanyCreditCard

Spider-Man 5, where Pizza Time returns and the cast of villains is the fuckass dumb characters you’ve made up: Shirtman, Inspector Dracula, etc

Dandylion

Content creators fighting game roster and move sets

CalmTony

Just go through our replies and tell us how shit they are

masky

Can be a 3 for one kinda like the election extra ammo. Everyone makes an epic rap battle of history-esque song and the community votes for the best one. Winner gets the shine sucked off their dick by Sween.

The blackest Sarkis

Write the next live action transformers. Derek has seen all the earlier ones. They're a goldmine of bullshit. There are racist stereotype robots of black people, Asians, and even a fat autobot voiced by John Goodman. There's even lore about the autobots helping Harriet tubman.

Commander-in-Queef

What if trees were made of metal

OriginalYellow

How powerful would religious characters be in video games. Jesus vs dragonborn

the void

Snark tank movie

Freddie your bigges fan

Similar porns to “Big Dick Midgets”

Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller

Steal Let's Argue from Fantano

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

Writing an avengers style team up movie with all your characters. Like shirt man, inspector dracula and your fucked up versions of spider man and arthur morgan teaming up to fight pizza time and majin micah

Man Of Action

Blood born 2

masky

Yall should do a dnd campaign over multiple episodes spread out like my asshole

5'5 But my throat 6'3

The best way to start your depressed day.

Yo mamas so fat I had to rent a server farm just download a picture and I still didnt have enough space!!

A guest tier list of people you want on the show

Tankis The Trash Man

Throw stuff at Sweeny until he unleashes the beast within

Hung Sheldon

SHOW US YOUR DICKS

Wolf Haley

Just roast each other for an hour straight or till one of you feels like it hit too close to home

masky

Do the racist songs. You can do it as a dark tank if Chris won't say nigga

Almost $50k in debt

SHOW US YOUR DICKS

Slip Dippium

Why not make an avengers style crossover story with all the dumbass characters made up on the show

Thisthattho

Dictator drip tier list

Ghost of YoDEI

Rewrite the Final Season of Game of Thrones

Haggis

Not sure if this can exist without video but: A while ago I remember Chris doing a video game play through but every death was he took a shot and chaos ensues. I would love to see you three take a stab at that. Maybe cod Zombies? Smash?

Clark

Shirt-Man Cinematic Universe or writing out that Grinch song from last year.

Goose In A Noose

Stupidest things you would give up sex for: I'd never have sex again if it meant I never had to shit

Mr Gay man, bring your dick here. And then shove it, deep in my rear (mr sandman)

A tier list of black celebrities

Picking on Sweeny because it visibly bothers him

Damn bro chilllll I'm having lunch rn

Chris's Closeted Weeabo Side

Years in video gaming tier list

Haggis

Watch some movie or episode of a show and fuck around with it (can be a movie or show you've seen before)

Pile of Crumbs

THE FUCKING DICTATOR ELECTION. ITS BEEN MONTHS

FrankenTubbie

Three dead gaming franchises that need a new entry.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Fighting game where half the fighter select is famous athletes and celebrities and the other half is their wives

that police drawing is bre'er sweeney from song of the south

Do an extra ammo making an avengers civil war style movie for all your insane ass characters like pizza time, doc cock, etc

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Johnny 5 for Science

Listing your fictional childhood crushes and seeing how they stack with your current day depravity

BigUglyJordan

Call it the Ultimate Joedown

hawktuah girl has insane ethan ralph energy and i wouldnt be suprised if she's related to him

Fuck a fan contest?

Pissin' n Wizzin'

You guys should write the plot for Raimi Spider-Man 4 as an extra ammo

Master Chief has 3 testicles

Hello figments of my imagination! If you were to host a battle royale of Joes, Joe Rogan, Joe Biden, Joe Swanson etc etc. Who would you pick could be from real life or fiction. You can pick any amount but if you’re picky team of 4 for each snark boy. Happy Holigays!

hawktuah girl has insane ethan ralph energy and i wouldnt be suprised if she's related to him

Bee movie 2.0?

Tip for broke asses. Enter picture mode for ios youtube. Lock screen. then hit play on your earbud. The video will play.

Spotify Wrapped trash talk

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

Mass effect movie fancast

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Animals you could take in a fight tier list

Odenzen

Gay tier list

Ethan Barcelos


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