December Question Thread!!

I've got some more lol. Sween: let's cut this short, I have to go to my niece's birthday party. Chris: she just had one. Sween: no that was my other niece. Chris: you've really gotta cut off your family, it's cutting into the podcast, and my profits. Sween: fuck you chris! And I have 6 more family events next week! Dereck: you wanna just read the names? Chris: alright. ButtBlaster, DangerDuck, The toe monger, Keith David's Cock, BannanaSlamma, Sween could put the moon in his tooth gap. Sween's enormous tooth gap, sween flosses with rope, Sweeny has no weenie, Sween is a cunt, fucksween, DigiDick, big floppy donkey dick, and rounding out the list, the king of haphazard! Let's get thr fuck out of here!

RoachDoggJr

Split the difference? Blackanese

RoachDoggJr

You could probably just Google the voice actor and find out

kweermo

What does Mojo Jojo sound the most to you: Japanese or Black?

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

We're so starved for content we've started reciting the pod like some kind of oral history. I love it lmao

Honestly on god fr fr congrats to Sween on losing weight, good shit man keep it up

1 hour of gay jokes and red dead discussions later: Sween: I'm just saying Peter Parker could have a huge Wang! Derek: you are crazy if you think that!! Chris: guys, guys, guys, you can tell by his hand to face ratio if his junk is big. (Sween looks closely at his hand) chris: hahahahahahaha! You believed that! Sween: Fuck you and everyone in your house chris!

RoachDoggJr

Next snark tank: Chris: HI eiveryboooddyyy! There's Derek! (Camera cuts to Derek taking a bite of a spaghetti sandwich) there's sween, look at him all black and gay! (Cuts to sween staring into space with eyes in separate directions). Not much happened lately so lets talk about red dead for an hour! Derek: what about that cybertruck thing- chris: Red dead!

RoachDoggJr

Goated, nice catch

Honestly on god fr fr congrats to Sween on losing weight, good shit man keep it up

Episode: 207 Time code 39:36

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Yeah more like the 1950's

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Hey $camCoin, Griftcoin, and Racist Frankenstein! My question is this: what's the nastiest way you've seen people eat certain foods? For example, I've seen people eat cold mushrooms and spaghettios out of the can, and I once saw a wierdo put ketchup on a microwave burrito

RoachDoggJr

bro that's an old ass episode, i think somewhere in the 50's, unless you mean the recent mention like 5 or 6 episodes ago

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

General question for other patrons; does anyone recall which episode did Chris ranted about a spelunker? I recall him saying something to the effect of; "What the fuck are you gonna find down there? More rocks? OR you'll find another fuckin' dead IDIOT!" I've been thinking about this and can't find it, hopefully one of you know which episode.

The Senate

Hey guys, I recently spent 2 weeks in New York City for Christmas, and I want to ask, what is your favorite and least favorite parts about Manhattan. Personally I couldn’t stand how my fat body ached trekking across the concrete. Thanks guys.

CumTownie

I miss the gayng

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Boys! I do not play any video games made after the wii, have never seen an episode of dragonball, and live the true midwest hick life, yet I still adore your foolish rants about all of the above. Have you all ever gotten absolutely hooked on a topic/topics that make absolutely no sense to your personality?

Angry Videogay perv v. I-rape Gamer

Fuck, why are my thoughts so long?

Almost $50k in debt

Hello Duck, Duck, and Goose. Please ignore that TERRORIST BABY. I was also born in '02 and I was able to play older games even though I was poor. Anyway, my GF thinks that I'm gonna start hitting her. Back when Sween was talking about how guys in combat sports don't realize that usually you aren't supposed to hit people with ultra combos without a second thought. I realized that I'm that kind of guy. I wrestle and whenever my GF tries to hit me I weave and hold her down without a second thought. Have you guys ever realized that something normal to you is actually insane?

Almost $50k in debt

Hey you suckling sycophants, any advice for people trying to be fun at parties when the only person you know at the party is your partner?

Walmart Brand

Jimmy Carter just died from a rotten Peanut!

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

What do we think about the new Spider-Man trailer? Animation looks sick and Osborn has WAVES

Solid Snake (Elon) and Liquid Snake (Adrian)

Doom Slayer might actually be a grifter considering how much he hates the mortally challenged

GundamStyle69

Hey cunts. I've been listening to/ watching the pod since episode 1, because I used to watch Chris and Derrick's content as an already jaded 14 year old leftist in 2016. Sorry for taking so long to sub, but I am pretty poor as the homeless usually are. Anyway here's my question: If you could move anywhere in the world, where would you choose? I know Derrick has talked about western Europe, and Sween has talked about the midwest; But where specifically? I want your future street addresses. After almost six years of wanting to, I'm finally escaping the hell that is Florida and moving my weeb ass to Tokyo next year.

Mugen Mori

Was inspired by Derricks songs and Kingstons existence to have gay sex to see what the hype was about. That shit was mid, Imma just stick to pussy

Derrick, what places would you recommend seeing in Greece

Hi boglins, have you heard about the new naked gun reboot in production being helmed by Seth MacFarlane and starring Liam Neeson? Personally, I think it could work since MacFarlane clearly holds those movies in extremely high regard, and the new ted show has shown that he is still capable of creating a solid comedy. Also, Liam Neeson is a massively underrated comedic actor. Do you think this has legs? Have a good one.

Sween bulldozing banter to virtue signal

Hello juwanna menn Have you guys checked out james gunns new animated dc show creature commandos? I think its alright at best but since you guys liked peacemaker you might connect with it more. Its like a less annoying peacemaker in my opinion

Me like movie for the right reasons, you like movie for the wrong reasons

Hey fellers, In #288 you guys brought up walgreens photo labs briefly, and I felt like it was my time to shine. Recently I was a shiftlead at a local walgreens and lemme tell ya, I've seen some SHIT. While there was the occasional nude pic from a few different women, an order for a customer's disposable camera was nothing but horrible angles of his dick. Honestly, was more disappointed of the angles than the pictures themselves. That's it, just wanted to share my suffering

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Skill issue

Roadside Piss Bottle

Are you even a fan if you'd say something this mean? That's not even funny, it's just rude

Papa_Gzeus

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

Which video game characters do you think would be woke, and which would be grifters?

Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Butter

A quick question for Chris, Devin Townsend's Ocean Machine or Deconstruction album for most jammable listen vs artistic appeal personally?

Vitreous

What's up, my 3 favorite sassy gays, new patron here. After hearing Derrick ask about why we have an indepth depiction of Hell and not Heaven, I thought I'd write in as to why; Dante's Inferno. The novel is where our idea of Hell stems from, and doesn't really have ANY bases in the religion. Dante Alighieri simply wrote a banger novel so the church took it and ran with it. Before the novel, Hell was an abstract, metaphysical concept much like Heaven.

The Senate

Afternoon good gentleman. (except sweeney you know what you did) You guys have been talking a lot about old games and it got me thinking as I grow up primarily on the original Xbox late into the 2000 before getting an upgrade. I have distinct memories of a game grabbed by the ghoulies and beating monster to death with pool cue or playing too much of the serious Sam games. Are there any older games that have moments that stand out for being just ridiculous or just dumb fun? Cheers for the laughs and please tell sweeney to say twat right.

My left nut

Gay Mario Judah?

58 Shades of Gay

Not really a question but good lore. Since you guys have been talking about scatman so much. Aziz Ansari has a show called Master of None and there’s a part of the show where some dude at the bar is going around picking up women with the fact that he is Scatmans son. Would you consider that a good opener?

Yasiin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music

Hey butt! If ya'll dated Taylor Swift and broke her heart what would her song be about? (How you hurt her physically and physically, etc.) P.S. Derek when you and Jojo inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Hello my Minority brothers. This is mostly for Derek. Alot of Simpson fans argue on weather or not the voice actors should retire (Like the ones for Marge, Flanders, Bart, and Mr. Burns). Do you think that a new cast should replace them, or are you a Simpsons purest and think that they should be kept on?

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

Hey. Hi. Have you ever had to break off a relationship yourself? And if so, what are your stories and advice to someone who may or may not do that soon?

Hung Sheldon

Due to its PG13 rating you can put one fuck in each lord of the rings, where do you put them and why is it always going to be 'you shall not fuckin pass'

Fuck you i ain't paying my TV licence bitch

Please look up rfk Jr's wife.

Kevin Durant's feet.

So I'm new, just wanted to ask, where can I access the video podcasts early as a member, or is it for the 5 dollar patreons? Thx for being hilarious fellas 😊

Skynet

Salutations, slobering satanic sigmas. Do you guys have any recommendations for colognes or other smell goods. I've always preferred to be scent neutral, but since I turned 30 going to more "grown up" events seems inevitable and I would rather leave a positive impression than none at all.

iSho

Hello, my Id, Superego and Blackman. What is the most insane conspiracy theory you've ever heard? "The Last of Us 2 is about Israel-Palestine" is the most insane shit I have ever heard in my entire life and it entirely hinges on the fact that Neil Druckmann is Jewish and your fight a cult in that game.

Shirt Man saying I will not die a monster as he puts himself onto a shirt

THE RSS FEED IS BUSTED

Dmnsrage

When are you fixing the RSS feed you god damn queers‽

Wolf Deity

Not a question! Open the PO Box! Uncle Walt has some park exclusive pumpkin bomb replicas for each of my good goblins!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Yall ever dry out yo girls inner labia while lightly pulling on it and then tear it off and eat it like a bloomin onion ??

Me like movie for the right reasons, you like movie for the wrong reasons

Hey Nega-Chin, the plain doll from blood borne, and the nutty professor. Listing to the latest episode and Chris brought up that we just ignore that we know dinosaurs looked like chickens and shit. And I have another fun switch up that humans have just ignored the truth of, Abraham Lincoln doesn’t have some deep powerful voice, he sounded like a shrill and whiny fuck (personally I picture Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles) and it’s now my mission as a Disney imagineer to get Zach to voice Great Moments with Mr Lincoln!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

When is Hasan coming on the podcast

Derrick, what places would you recommend seeing in Greece

Not a question, my tism just flaired up when you guys talked about Gators in the game awards episode. Gator moms are actually very good mothers. They defend the nest and carry their babies on their back for awhile before they get big. Reptiles dont "love" the same as mammals but do associate things with "fondness"

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

THIS IS JUST FOR DERRICK IN BLACK MYTH YOU CAN FIGHT THE 4 GIANT GUYS AT THE START OF THE GAME AS A SECRET BOSS BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS OF THE GAME. ITS A KAIJU FIGHT . U BEACOME A GIANT MONKEY FIGHTING ON TOP OF MOUNTIANS AGIANST ALL 4 DUDES

randeep kang

You guys talked about alligators and how they probably eat their babies, but the reality is just as fuckin buck wild. Gators carry their babies in their mouth. Like all of them. Until their old enough to go on their own. Whats some wild fuckin animal fact that you know for whatever reason?

Walmart Brand

Hello chip Dale and Alvin first time question asker here. I've been wondering, do you guys have something against Dragon Age 2? whenever the topic comes up you mostly just praise Origins and almost never bring the 2nd game up. What do you not like about the second game?

GundamStyle69

What’s up boys? Did ya hear that Nancy Pelosi was re-elected to her position again? Despite running against AOC and having a broken hip which was caused by her falling over because SHE’S AN OLD DUSTY 86 YEAR OLD BITCH THAT WONT FUCK OFF ALREADY. The Democratic Party is so fucking wack

It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

When are you gonna fix the RSS feed? Please stop making me use the Patreon app. It's dumb AND gay.

Elon Is A DEI Hire Because Hes Ret@rded And Gay

I know this is a tried topic, but what cartoon/fictional characters were at Diddy’s Freak Offs? What were they doing there?

Walmart Brand

Seconded

Edwin Castillo

Was taught to believe demons were real and how to speak in tongues as a child, but now I don't believe God even exists. What do I do now?

Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.

Hey sleepycabin wannabes, what's your most interesting dream/nightmare?

RoachDoggJr

Hello my degenerate archeologists, wanted to let you know that me and my Roomate ended up doing an Indy marathon. I really forgot how much I loved Shia as Indy’s son and now I’m just angry at a younger me that helped 4chan steal his flag. Is there anything specific from your past you just look back at and go “god I was the bad guy”

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

He's been that way for years, it's sad because he used to be a legit source for gaming info

RoachDoggJr

Y'all suck dick bad stay straight please. Anyway what's your favorite side vegetable to have with your food

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

You guys talk about how old people aren’t going to be as decrepit and all that in the near future, but I think you’re forgetting most of these issues we face with age are because of the genetic information lost each time our cells preform mitosis so we’re probably just cooked

Balls

Hey boyos when can we expect the rss feed to be fixed? Love the content

Jook

without question, i was bald when i was born and i knew i just couldn't go on like that. Though being a ghost baby means i died a virgin

♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪

Hey you silly bitches, wanna invest in $camCoin? Sketchy name, I know, but it's legit! It's called ironic branding and it's going straight to the moon because it's decentralized, cruelty free, all natural and peer to peer!

RoachDoggJr

kweermo

Shadow the hedgehog on ps2

kweermo

How many kangaroos do you think prime mike tyson on steroids could fight?

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

Hello dick heads. Is it true that if you grow your own organic penis, you're able to breathe in space and in rectums? I'll hang up and listen.

Do you think Snark Tank lead to Pee-Wee coming out

Hello, gays of varying shades. My question today is short and sweet. Do you think Saddam Hussein shit up his back while he was like that?

MojaveScribe

Actually Se fue means "I wanna suck you"

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

Hello That's Wild, Long Story Short, and The Idea Of. Was there a gaming centric content creator that you fell off of or just found annoying in general? After 10 years I finally unsubbed from Angry Joe because it went from genuine passion to just rage bait. What did it was his ignorant and retarded take on Astro Bot not deserving winning GOTY and how games like Balatro shouldn't be nominated. I get preferring a different winner but I suggest checking it out to get what I'm saying.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

Hey boys, not a question but I’m here to give some context behind one of the $25 Patron names. Did you know that Goku and ChiChi in the Japanese dub of Dragon Ball were intentionally given what would be considered “southern hick” accents in Japan? That’s what the “If dragon ball dubbed today Goku and Chichi would have southern accents” name means.

Doombringer

What’s up professor dad, Philip Seymour Johnson, and Derrick. I was conceived on 9/11 and was therefore born in 2002, making me 22 at the time of writing(yes I hope you feel ancient). As a result, I’ve missed out on the ps2 Xbox generation. I bought an original Xbox a while ago to play halo CE and halo 2 on original hardware, and I plan on buying a ps2 for MGS2, shadow of the colossus, Spiderman, Spyro, and crash bandicoot. What other games should I get from that era that you guys like

Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with lily

Sup boyos, Any cool Con stories. Just came back from my second ever Con, Dragonsteel Nexus, and had the time of my life.

Shard of Honor

Hey Guldo, Jeice, and Recoome. Just thought you'd want to know that JonBenet Ramsey is NOT the woman that Bill Clinton had sex with. She was a 6 year old girl who got murdered, probably by her brother. You guys were thinking about Monica Lewinsky. Or maybe you just know more about Epstein's island than I do.

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

I didn't want to say it to avoid people finding it but yeah

khomy

You have to give up two meats. Which ones? Also tell Derrick that he’s not good at lying.

Dandylion

Hey guys, what’s the biggest overreaction you’ve seen in person? Mine was when my step-dad threw me across the dinner table because I disagreed with him on the terminology of yoghurt. (True story.)

Dandylion

How do you feel about Andy Warski hanging out the Dark Syde Phil

Cum the DNA of the soul

Hey one quarter of D12. Is there any line in a film or TV series that made you stop watching then and there just on the basis of how terrible or contrived the line was?

The name’s Raymond Pist but my friends call me Ray

Hello fellers. 1st time gay time. A follow up to the sweater weather singer gender thing. The 1st line in the song is literally "And all i am is a man" Derrick you fucking idiot. Kill yourself.

Kevin Durant's feet.

Hey fellas, I’ve been binge watching an ass load of horror movies so I wanted to ask a simple question. What is your guys favorite horror movie or last horror movie that actually scared you?

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Kemono party? Good taste

ItsEmmaThrowinDollars

I am going until I pass out. I am going to make so much bank.

ItsEmmaThrowinDollars

Hello gay, gay, & GAY. Who is, in your opinion, the most overrated artist/unduly popular artist (excluding imagine dragons Chris). IMO blink-182 has almost no value or worth to music and society.

yes and vs no but the podcast

Hello Monkey, Chimp, and Gorilla. What two people would you fusion dance together to cause the most suffering? An example being Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate to make him black and muslim, but still a racist fucking dork.

Pissing Out Wet Baby Teeth

Why is the rss feed broken?

Dmnsrage

Hey fellas! Derrick, a few episodes ago you talked about how you would never want to visit Idaho and, as a born and raised Idahoan who currently lives in South Carolina, Idaho other than the cities of Boise or Moscow, is far more racist than the first state to break off from the Union leading to the Civil War. I'm driving rn while typing this so I'm not checking grammar or spelling, just chalk it up to my hick ass Caldwell education.

Pissin' n Wizzin'

SnarkBois, my question is please fix the RSS feed. It hasn't updated since Dec. 3 and patreon isn't much help.

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

What are your thoughts on the drones that have started invading New Jersey (my hometown). And if this was an alien invasion what would your dream invasion look like? You can be the invader or invadee

50 Shades of Gay

Hello Bull Heffer and Steer On a previously recent podcast you guys mentioned how Horizon zero dawn was boring because you'd rather fight real dinosaurs. you even directly name dropped Turok. that being said how do you feel about the announcement of a new Turok game

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

Sparking Zero finally added split-screen for all maps on local Multiplayer.

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

Yo Chris, I'm born December 23rd. With you saying you were born early Dec. Have you ever had your birthday skipped or you just don't celebrate it? It happens alot with me and my tio says "sorry you can't compete with baby jesus" jokingly of course.

JulesAdventures

A sphincter says what?

Staingo Jenkins

Afternoon you stupid bastards A guy on the inside claims the game awards has at least 2 holy shit level reveals what could get such a reaction out of people ?

CycloneofChaos

Hello Gaytank, question for Chris. Why are you so comfortable saying the t-slur (tr***y) but not the soft a n-word. Ad Rev people hate both and the lefties who will cancel you also hate both. P.S. Sween uses a 15 centimeter long thin strip of shit to floss his tooth gap

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

Three men and the demon sween will become, just letting yall know i had a filling on the side of my tooth fall put and now i know the hell sween lives through with that chasm, it will be fixed by friday, anyway what are some minor injuries yall have had that didnt hurt much but were just a inconvenience in your life if not just plain irritating

DomoNation

Hello distinguished gentlemen and you gap-toothed son of a bitch also you're gay. Anyways mostly a question for Chris and sween but how genuinely how heated are the debates over pizza in new York? Favorite spots? Been watching this place Krispy pizza on TikTok and it got me wondering. Be well.

American woman, I AM GAY

Greetings Sliter Tank. What's objectively the worst Christmas song and why is it Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

Nicholas Brilhart

Update on a previous write in. I'm still watching Young Sheldon and I found a connection between Young Sheldon and This Podcast. Season 2 Episode 14, the episode revolves around a Bottle of Yoohoo

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

Hi guys. This question is more for Sween and Chris. Destiny was the first game of its kind for many of us and it was a success. Marathon will be a lot of people’s first extraction shooter. I just hope it all works out for Bungie. What would Bungie need to do in order for marathon to work for you? ps please watch MONSTER. It’s like watching HBO but it’s anime.

Anthony Moreno

Hey all. Since you mentioned a distaste for "sweats" in games, what do you think about tech that's fun to just do but advanced? Since you like MvC2 for the speed, wavedashing makes the game faster and snappier while being required for high level play.

Queen Pifi

Not a question, more of a request for Chris. If you could please read this in your Donald Trump voice; “My name is Donald Trump! And I’m here to tell you all, that I have demons, In my Brain ! And they are telling me to kill myself, I am, going to listen to them ! This is all, Obamas fault !” And then he shot himself in the head.

If god is real why am I still alive

That's why I said I'm just learning about it.

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

Good evening gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

Wasn't that like a year ago

khomy

How do you guys know Kingston hasn't been replaced by that Monster?

Kingston, what is Krakoa Xmen and why is it special

Been listening to the most recent podcast (EP. 248) when Sween mentioned he's black but also anti black, I immediately thought of Low Tier God and how crazy some of his rants are. Can you think of someone filled with so much hate for themselves that they protect it onto others, like Dale for example?

otter

Howdy fellas. I’ve been a listener since episode 10 and joined the Patreon this June. If you could create a sequel, prequel, or spin-off of any game or gaming series, what would it be? I’m a massive Fire Emblem fan and would love a prequel to FE 5 that covers the 12 Crusaders of Dahna

Scumbag without the “S”

OK SO I JUST LEARNED OUR GOOD OLD FRIEND NICK FUENTES STREAMED GAY PORN BY ACCIDENT AND BLAMED THE JEWS. THOUGHTS? Also hi Sweeny, derrick and pussylips Mcgee hope yall doin well

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

We already seen Nega Sweeny. But what do the other Members of the Anti Tank look like? Are Reverse Chris and Anti Derrick as evil as Nega Sweeny?

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

Quick story back in 2016 for my 12th birthday I went to GameStop to buy destiny 1, the asshole working the counter gave me destiny the collection without the dlc codes and because of this I quit the game after 40 hrs or so. Did that pimple nosed fuck actually save me from a crippling addiction or am I missing out

King Reggin

Sup, you BYOOOOOOOOOOOOTIFUL N words, hope you're having a fantastic Monday A few episodes back (281), you guys brought up RE5 Wesker's Hydra shotgun (the triple barrel one), and it reminded me of my favorite nonsense weapon I've seen in a game ever. There was an old XBox game called Gun, a western shooter that predates Red Dead Redemption; the final boss's weapon of choice was a fucking SEVEN barrel shotgun, and in the postgame, you can wield that shit. It was powerful enough to turn horses into meat with one blast. My question is, do you guys have a favorite cartoonishly powerful weapon that comes close to not belonging in the setting it finds itself in? (Hard mode, no Gears 3 Sawed Off)

scatman but he's rolling down the steps

Freaky Alien Genotype?

RoachDoggJr

Helloooo you Funny Ass Guys aka F A Gs. First time asker, I've never seen the show. Would it be possible to have an extra ammo clip show reminiscent of the inward club and have the clips visible in the vid? Thanks 8====D~~~~

The village of smurfs living in Sween's tooth gap

Okay I'm putting together every outrageous character these boys come up with. So far we got May Lyson Brayne Wacey Frogan Pizza Time Shirt Man Shot Uncle Ben Bashed-in-Head Joel Inspector Dracula Progressive Debating Caveman Fellow Homeless, am I missing any? Comment and add to the list if you can remember any more.

Inverted Benjamin Button

has chris seen turkeytoms reaction to his latest glasses of, i thought his opinion on the video where interesting

randeep kang

hey guys, in the turkeytom MrGirl: YouTube’s Creepiest ‘Intellectual’ video at 13:51 it shows the back of someone head that look like sweeny is that him

randeep kang

Not a question so you can ignore it when you bois are live, but a shirt idea: get an artist to do a "beast" police sketch of each of you, throw each on a scumbag shirt or slap all 3 with a snark tank logo or something

theknut

Hello voices in my head, I recently found out about the hidden family guy pilot: Jerry & Steve due to your podcast. Since you gave me that amazing fever dream of family guy voices in weird shit I must ask. What was your favorite pilot? bonus points if its completely different from the show that it became

Gay Ice Nine Kills be like. Its time to gape a guy to hell with good insertions, to hell with where I cum

Do it jiggle when you walk?

yes and vs no but the podcast

Figured ask again since I joined towards the end of November but Greeting fellas. Brand new patron. Been listening for forever. I finally decided to join immediately after Chris’s newest glasses off about soft language. I was scrolling TikTok recently and stumbled upon these story time videos, where these random people read story time reddit. When they are reading and the stories talk about sex, they always say spicy sleep instead. It’s rather annoying. Have you ever heard of this one before? Any other dumbass phrases you boys have heard?

ColdstoneET

Hello Sweeney Claus, Chris the Elf, and Derrick the ReinQueer. Tis’ the season so I was wondering what the worst possible Christmas gifts would be. Could be something you’ve seen before or anything insane in your imagination.

WOKE Xmas songs by the TRANS-Siberian Orchesta

Hello three lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. Would you double your income if it meant that everyday there is a 75% chance a guy secretly jerks off to you at a safe distance and then tries to cum in your hair? You can defend yourself if you want but he is 5 inches taller than you and has double your strength. If you incapacitate him in any way, a new guy replaces him the next day

Do yall just let your doo doo fall in the toilet or do you catch it

Hey boys, happy holidays. Been a listener since the shrek episode. Through the magic or Christmas, you each have been turned into a twisted monkey's paw version of Santa Claus to deliver a wonderfully ronic gift to any one person on the planet. Who do you pick? What would their fucked up gift be?

Bram Stroker

Hey snark FREAKS, long time listener first time shooting a question, I was recently listening to your podcast without headphones (bad idea alreadly ik) in my backyard while my neighbor was playing basketball nextdoor, I was in the garage so I didn't think I was a disturbance or anything but as sween neared his 3rd antisemitic/racist remark for the hour it hit me that other people might not be able to tell yall are "ethnic" and joking just by audio alone. SO my question is this, have you ever misidentified someone's race/whatever from just hearing audio of them? AND/OR What's the wildest thing you've heard in passing? Sorry for the long question but hey an ass gotta fuck. Much love from NY

Kurt the 'gurt herder

What's up The Woker, The Diddler and Gayne. What do you think is the best DLC of all time? Personally, I think Witcher 3's Blood and Wine surpasses any DLC I've played to date. Keep up the podcasts that are so long that by the time I finish one, two more are already out.

Ra's al Slur

i am 16 and i've recently ran away from home (and also still my dads computer on my ways out and changed all his account names and passwords) i wanna ask an actually useful question, which coast do you guys think is cheaper to live in and do you gays have any tips on cheapest twns on either one? moving costs is no problem ill just hop on a bus (closer to east coast btw)

Metal Gear ταυ, the tank that shoots women in the face (with nukes)

Hello figments of my imagination! If you were to host a battle royale of Joes, Joe Rogan, Joe Biden, Joe Swanson etc etc. Who would you pick could be from real life or fiction. You can pick any amount but if you’re picky team of 4 for each snark boy. Happy Holigays!

hawktuah girl has insane ethan ralph energy and i wouldnt be suprised if she's related to him

Hey fatherless, womanless, and black. If you had to fuck 1 animal for $5 million dollars, which one do you fuck? They won't fight back

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

Whats up, Doesnt say anything, Stubbornly wrong all the time, and Sween. After the ludicrously long and bad arguements about art design, and Superman. I began to think it'd be interesting to see what characters and storys you've come up with. I'd prefer if the answers were about the genuine more interesting stories you've come up with, before you delve into some insane chimera of crazy concept and man. Anyways have a great day, and hold hope Sween your solid. P.S First time patreon didn't want to bring it up too seem like I was lying to get picked.

The Demolisher

What’s up fat, black, and joe Bidens husband I was wondering if there’s any particular visual art style yall enjoy. I like a lot of black work and American traditional stuff. Sketchy tank is a really good example.

Allah hauk tuh on that infidel

Hey Rocko, Heffer and Filburt. Long time listener second time question asker. I’m graduating or have graduated college by time you answer this I am graduating with a Bachelors degree in broadcasting any advice if you can provide.

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

Hey boys, I need your help settling something. I've brought up to a few people that I can usually tell when a fart is going to smell horrible if my asshole starts to get hot when it's about to come out. I thought everyone experienced this, but so far I think every person I've brought this up to has looked at me like I was crazy. Do you boys get a hot feeling in your ass when you're about to let out some lethal gas, or is my colon an anomaly? Thanks you magnificent men and keep up with the dope podcast trajectory

Papa_Gzeus

Wassup’ Gayboes, no question for today, just wanted to say that my sister and I met the costo guys while I was wearing my Shot Uncle Ben shirt. I’m 100% serious I have pictures to prove it

Gay

Hey guys no question but just a heads up I reinstalled Twitter (I ain't calling that shit "X") and it took literally one post and I already wanted to throw myself into a wood chipper. Seriously that platform makes Night City from Cyberpunk look like a fucking utopian paradise.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

Not a question but Derrick Needs to clean his ears cause the sweater weather singer is obviously a dude and you can't conclude otherwise. Glad you know now tho. Lol

KitsuneZF

Derrick always mentions the bands he was in but I just realized I’ve never heard him say what they were, he should list them if he feels comfortable

Balls

Outside of the men, whose the most fuckable marvel rival character?

Historically accurate Kratos be like Men

Howdy, you gaggle of goofy gay goblins. Who do you think is a better detective? Batman or a group of aggravated 4chan trolls?

Cry laughing at Buzzin by Shwayze sung by the Sims

Okay hypothetical: you get the ability to rewind 10 minutes whenever you want. However, sometimes it won't work, and you're stuck with whatever you just did. Would you ever use it or are you a WEAK?

Inverted Benjamin Button

This isn’t a question I just want to say when Derrick and sween sing songs and just replace the words with the n word it kills me

Balls

I remember back when people weren't so perpetually terrified of being cringe they actually put themselves out there and had fun. Better times.

Beatin my meat since 98'

Hey 3 scooby-dubiouses First time question-asker ;) Imagine Hitman levels with influencers/celebrities of your choice as targets - Think of Locations, Weapons, all the comedic ways to dispose of them, etc. Discuss :)

Cum Cam

Hello, voices in my head. In light of the recent events, if you had to assemble a ragtag team of fictional characters to "unalive" Trump and his goons "in minecraft" what characters would you pick?

Backshotting Squirrel Girl until all liquid leaves my body

Hey black, black and Sween, Would you rather clean gas station urinals with your mouth for a year, or spend a 6 months existing as a League of Legends incel’s cumsock?

Dandylion

Hello losers, Whats the worst thing your parents ever made you do? For example when I was in 3rd grade my mom made me take a shit on one of those indoor dog potty matts in the living room because she thought the dog needed an example.

Bear Necks and my body

Can sweeeny and Derrick please talk about the Kendrick album

Mikey

How's it hanging Air bender, Earth bender and actual Fire Bender, have you guys thought of doing a fan request video reactions for the Snark Tank YouTube channel? It can offer more engagement with your listeners but the down side is someone has to moderate these videos, and Chris or Derick has to edited the video to upload it to YouTube

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

What is one movie that everybody seems to hate that you’ve always enjoyed since the beginning?

TheyEatingTheirBitches,TheyEatingTheirPussies

Howdy boys. Your praise of the videogames for A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Incredibles reminded has me feeling vindicated for enjoying those kind of games when my friends kept saying videogame adaptations ALWAYS sucked and were for dumb broke idiots who got their games at blockbuster. Anyway, what do think were some of the best and worst videogame adaptations of movies/books/whatevers?

Griffithaniel

Hi, 200th time listener, 3rd time question asker. One of the bands I’ve been listening to since high school is called Julien-K, these electronic metal guys. Their music sounds pretty cool, but the lyrics make absolutely no sense half the time. Which has me wondering, what are your favorite musicians/bands that have shit writing but still sound good despite that?

GoonLord Supreme

What’s good niggas, not a first time viewer or question asker. Got a question for sween, can shirt man be the key to stopping gang violence in general? I feel like he brings a whole new meaning to “put that nigga on a shirt”.

GEARSxWARRIOR

Hey Nappy, Spiccolo, and Friezer with the hard R. Question mostly for Derrick. What's your opinion on Combichrist? They're pretty big in the electro industrial scene and even did the music for the devil may cry reboot game (the bad one I'm guilty of liking). Would also love to hear you cover 'Heads Off' or 'Throat Full of Glass'. Anyway. Stay cool and I'll keep giving you guys money

Paul Joseph Watson's hands here. We have consumed the body. You're next

Hey gang, I’m a very openly queer genderfluid dude, and I had a hookup with a “straight” guy who immediately called me a faggot and kicked me out afterwards. Anyway what’s the worst hookup you’ve ever had?

Dandylion

I watch you cunts when i was 14

Freddie your bigges fan

Greetings, Larry, Moe, and Curly. What's a time that you did or understood something so seamlessly thay you felt like you ascended for but a moment?

cum the color of sangria

Sween, what do you do for your weight loss? I've been trying to loose weight over the past few months, and while it's been steady, I'm looking for other techniques/routines. Thanks, much love.

Gyro Owns The World

Would it be seen as a sign of respect or disrespect to cum on something accidentally or on purpose. Asking for a friend.

Icecoldtip

Why don't yall make an extra ammo drawing each other? Shoot the shit and make a portrait could be 3 separate ones or all 3 working at the same time. Best wishes yall stay pretty

JulesAdventures

Yo dudes, who would you hire to help you rob a bank, North Hollywood shootout style? Thanks yall stay pretty

JulesAdventures

Fuck NYC I'm from the real NY

khomy

Fuck you and your ass city and your drivers

Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with lily

No it isn't, go fuck yourself

khomy

What’s up bill Cosby, p diddy, and Jared Fogle. I am 22 years old, and as such was too young to experience the PS2 and Xbox generation of gaming with my first real experience being modern warfare 3 when I was 9 in 2011. I’ve recently moved away from home and I’ve wanted to put some retro consoles in my living room, namely, a ps2. I already know I want MGS2, Spyro, the Spiderman games, crash bandicoot, and shadow of the colossus but are there any other games you think I should try? Much love and New England is better than New York.

Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with lily

Hello Snarkmen, I come with yet another anime recommend, but this time I thinks it something you'll all love. Black Lagoon is like if Tarantino directed an anime, over the top action, racist comedy, sexy bitches, and absolutely no trophy anime shit like overly cutesy shit or loli. It's also got probably the best black representation in anime, as well as being super short, sub 30 episodes. Have a wonderful evening, and keep on keeping on.

AllHandsOnDick

Hey Lust, Wrath, and Sloth, have you considered doing a gay Christmas song parody for an extra ammo?

HotDogZanzibar

Hey my OJ Simpson enjoyers! How many backshots would you take if it was $1 million per backshot?

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

Sup fellas, as an elementary student I've been listening to you guys since the pandemic and my question is have any of you guys played MMO's, the only one ever really delved into is star wars the old Republic and think it's worth playing for the stories alone. Plus you can choke bitches in it and that's always a good time. Much love, Nice Cube

did you hear about Lucanis's new brother suckonis

Hey there and merry Christmas boys! If you could have any wild animal as a pet, with a 100% guarantee it will never attack anyone unless you train it to, what would you choose? Assume you'd have the money, space, and resources to take care of it properly

Papa_Gzeus

Lmao you must be one of my light-skinned cousins

Samuel L Jackson's thick juicy purple lightsaber

Obviously the right awnser is Deith Kavid, but I like your suggestion lol

Samuel L Jackson's thick juicy purple lightsaber

Happy holidays black Santa and his elves. What is a good Christmas gift that isn't clothes? I need to be a little creative this year. Jolly on fellow cumguzzlers.

Samuel L Jackson's thick juicy purple lightsaber

Why are people so ready and willing to accept mediocrity from Bethesda? Their games are just not that good in almost every field

Sween canonically basting an unborn child in carribicum

Hey queers! Let's say that one day while having sex you hear a commentator narrate your moves like a sports match. Who do you want to be this commentator? For me, it has to be Chris Chan's charming voice.

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

Hey y’all QUICK one to appease Chris. Which influencers would make a wilder sex tape than Destiny and Fuentes? I think Joe Rogan and Hasan would put on a cum show.

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

HO HO HO Snark fellars. ‘Tis now the season and in the spirit of Snarkmas I thought I’d share with you a short tale. My little niece started school this year and one day, she turned to one of the boys in her class and said to him unprompted “I don’t like the colour of your skin.” The school took this very seriously, of course, and my sister had to have a meeting with the head teacher to discuss the gravity of the situation and make sure it never happened again. No one in my family is a racist so we were all very confused where my niece would have picked up that racism from. Turns out, the boy was sick and his face had gone pale. My little niece was trying to say he looked sick but ended up being racist instead. Do any of you goobers have any stories you can share of when you were accidentally bigoted? Emphasis on the word accidentally. I know none of you can go a day without racial slurs.

Slowed Down Scatman is Just Joe Biden

The first one was good and I've always thought this

Derrick's allergic to eggs but not sperm...curious

Hello my boisterous baby boys, with Warhammer getting a lot more attention space marine 2 out, having followed darktide into the zeitgeist, I cant help but to feel a bit of concern as an avid reader of 40k that a lot of the bandwith that 40k has in its books will instead be dedicated to these newer games and possibly the new show that is being worked on. With vast amounts of people getting into the 40k space i find myself fearing that the target audience has a chance to change, content being changed to sit better with “modern audiences” replacing the current 40k setting rather than supplementing it. My question to you boys, have you ever had a setting, be that a game or book, manage its way into the zeitgeist so suddenly that you fear that it will change the setting for the worse?

Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller

Hello Master Splinter, Black Majin Buu, and the random black guy the two of you don't know but keep on the podcast. SECOND time writer here! We all know of countless franchises that we loved or thought was really good that got much worse with more installments. But I was wondering if any of you three have a franchise where it was the opposite; a game/movie/etc. That you disliked or even hated at first but really liked the newer ones that came after the original. Not really looking for originals that you didn't really know, experience, or care much for, but more directly disliked/hated. I apologize for the long comment now, the rest is just my example; Something I thought of was Mortal Kombat; it's not that I hate the originals, but the clunky arcade controls was too much for me to like them much at all. My favorites of the series are definitely more 9 and 11; But idk if I like that answer too much since it's more just the originals being outdated for me rather than them being bad games or games I actually just don't like. I'll have to scrounge to find some, but I'm curious if you have any answers.

Imagine getting fucked by a swarm locusts

Whats up podcast that is disappointingly not in a tank, as a dumb fucking kid I thought lesbian was a nationality, sorta like Lebanese. My question is any borderline brain dead things you thought were true as a Child.

Futt Buckerson

Do a gay acoustic song

Barsoap, The Gay Bar Of Soap

Helo chaotic neutral, neutral good and chaotic Jamaican. Since you guys enjoy and dable in fantasy and sci-fi rpgs and the like, what do you think about evil races and being evil? Like the Batarians, orcs and drows.

Mushroom Magistrate

Good evening Loki, Yohoo drinker, and closet gay, Voluntary AND Mandatory euthanasia have now been made into law. You trio are in charge of the requirements for both options and the method in which they're performed. Please layout your euthanasia policies for you homeless audience. P.S. A k-hole is when high doses of ketamine lead to intense feelings of dissociation. This can cause feelings of being disconnected from your body, or unable to control your own body.

Chris walking in on Sween cumming on Raising Cains and Lily in the corner stuck in a K Hole

A while back my name was about a bootleg san andreas for the ps2 I got as a kid where CJ had been modded to be white. I promise you it was real. What are your craziest/favourite mods that you've encountered as a gamer?

Please don't take our discord, it's finally good

Hello my favorite all black podcast I recently awoke with a primal fear remembering there's a Nazi cover band of blink 182 called blink 1488 so my question is what bizarre or inappropriate style of cover band would you want to see and what band?

Transfem with trash taste

Hey Figgernaggets! Here's my question is what is the best case of petty revenge you have ever had, need it be at home or at work after some annoying bullshit. K thanks PS: I wrote this while stoned as fuck

RFK Jr getting cucked by Ronald and the Hamburgler

Hey guuuyyyys❤️❤️😘! Let’s say all games stop coming out. What is the rotation of games you’ll be replaying? What games, that you heaven’t played are you adding to the rotation?

Spongebob me boy i have taken over 30 pills of paracetanol and will die of liver failiure over the next 3 days

Hello all, gotta get y’all’s take on this due to mixed responses from my circle. Are you familiar with BIID? If not, it’s the phenomenon where you don’t think your limbs belong to you. In some cases, people remove the limbs themselves. So my question to you is what would be the worst body part to not believe belongs to you? Thanks for the entertainment over the years.

Undefeated Homeless Champ

Hey boy, is there a sound effect that has been reused on other media that has ever activated an innate response on you? I heard borderlands combat music and halo shield effects on the sport news in my country and it send me.

Mushroom Magistrate

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I Over Use The N Word, Im Mexican

This comment section consists entirely of 2012 XD so random humour. All of you have a small car crash please.

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

This question is mostly directed at Chris. Considering how big of a fan of Halo you are, and how you've outright mentioned them a few times, I'm curious as to how many Halo books you've actually read? For Derrick and Sween, have you ever dabbled in extra material for your favorite franchises (books, etc)?

Doombringer

Hello gang, question for Derrick, when are we getting Daniel Cormier vs Derrick?

A smiling friend named Bryan

Hi guys, when Chris and Sween inevitably get divorced, who gets Derrick?

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Hey butt! If ya'll dated Taylor Swift and broke her heart what would her song be about? (How you hurt her physically and physically, etc.) P.S. Derek when you and Jojo get divorced who gets the cum?

Since Sweens black and lily's Mexican yall should name your kid RodNIGuez

why can’t Kingston just admit he’s wrong?

Morgan Moonscar

Hello audiophiles, Recently started a new job after months of applying. Thing is, there's a coworker who talks EXACTLY like Derrick's impression of Lily. I'm not kidding. What are some people you've encountered who live up to the caricature that their race is?

Inverted Benjamin Button

Salut, various indigenous peoples. Who are some villains from media or history that would've been funny to get a redemption arc. Could Hitler see the error of his ways, could Satan reform himself through community service? YOU DECIDE

Thiccgod

Sup, you three voices in my head that make me laugh at work. You know the drill: first-time Patreon, long-time listener. Growing up, I couldn’t afford many games and experienced most of the new releases through YouTube. Now that I finally have my own money to buy games, I’d like one recommendation from each of you.

Sweeny teeth gap big enough for a person to fit in

Waddup boulder, stone and pebble. Listener since episode 0 with Zack, first time question asker. Do you guys agree with the new idea that the left needs their own Andrew Tate? Ie, someone that makes the left look cool.

muBmuB

What’s brackin Autistic, Afraid, and Autistic and afraid? Prove to me you niggas aren’t made out of AI

Joseph Bagnerise

Howdy fellow birthday boy, East cost thing and West cost gay. Long time patron few time question asker, we can all agree that pets are awesome but what's a pet you will always remember?

Defeating Rabid Sweeney with a fire hose of cum melting him like Roger rabbit's dip

Not a question, but I just found this podcast uploaded to a site used to get around paywalls for furry porn. You're in the big leagues now

khomy

Dear oracles of color, how certain are you that you wouldn't laugh if you were visiting the Grand Canyon and a man pulled a baby he didn't know out of a nearby stroller and tossed it into the canyon?

One Thousand Hornets

Howdy Mocha, Caramel, and Double Chocolate Since you guys constantly talk about being Dicators, what's a litmus test you would come up with to determine who is deserving of having more rights than others? Example: The Shopping Cart test determines that whoever returns carts to one of the different stations is someone who can be trusted to self-govern

TheSnarkTank ft. Americano - Mocha Latte and Black

Hello fellow sperms that made it to the egg in time! I was wondering if Chris and Sween will do an episode with the rest of their close friends for 14 years just to talk about life. Derrick can be there too( I guess).

Masonic

Hello nightmare blunt rotation; if you were to be found guilty for whatever cringe crime you’ve committed and were sentenced to death; what would be your preferred method of execution AND what would be your last meals?

The Backshot Boys

No witty comment, their doing a death battle of asura vs Kratos, which is a dumb match up asuras washes Kratos easily. Prove me wrong.

Crimson

Thankyou us homeless have to do anything to get by you know

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

Your name is bars

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

If you guys had to create an elaborate Scooby-Doo style trap to catch one holiday figure such as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny what would the trap be? No matter who you catch sween has to fuck them. Happy holidays!

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Howdy doo snarkerinos. After Viciously sodomizing E.T. for science, a thought came into my mind. A mental exercise if you would. If you could Viciously sodomize any fictional creature for science, what creature would it be? And for what purpose would it serve?

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Johnny 5 for Science

What item do you wish a fast food joint would come back? For example I would sell my body for the power menu burrito to come back or signature sauce from McDonald’s to also come back. P.S. this reminds me of a time when me (white) and my friend (Latino) went to Taco Bell after school and I asked the drive thru worker if the Mexican pizza was made with real Mexicans. When she said what I pretended like nothing happened. Very funny. Ok bye

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

Helloooo you Funny Ass Guys aka F A Gs. First time asker, I've never seen the show. Would it be possible to have an extra ammo clip show reminiscent of the inward club and have the clips visible in the vid? Thanks 8====D~~~~

The village of smurfs living in Sween's tooth gap

Chris can you give us a hint about your secret grifter channel? Thank you for doing gods work and putting more plastic in the ocean. Sween should one up you by kicking white babies into traffic while vehemently proclaiming he isnt racist. And derrick should jerk off in public quoting will smiths "thats hot" and "AAAAAAAHH AHAHAH" from that one youtube rewind

5'5 But my throat 6'3

Is symbiote Spider-Man in black face?

Questionable

Hey yall, brick shitter here. This is a question for all three of you. Can you guys just have an episode where its normal the whole way through, but at the end it’s revealed that you were all edging the whole time. You all yell “surprise (whatever slur)” and bust on the camera. Thanks.

I shit literal bricks please help me

Asexual niggas rolled a Nat 20 In life, shit must be BLISS.

Hope the 10 grand was worth it you burger flipping f4ggot

Exactly that buddy, I thrive when Sonic fans are made fun of. And also Shadow the hedgehog isn’t that bad so you’re valid, it’s a solid high 6 game.

Martian Manfucker

Hey there Front of the bus, Back of the bus and Backer of the bus. Currently I'm 23 and STILL haven't gotten a WHIFF of pussy. I'm going blind in both my eyes and walk around with a white cane so approaching women feels impossible. So my question to you niggas is, should I focus more on trying to connect and build romantic relationships, or should I focus on what I can do for myself to further my own life? (Getting my own place and starting a career, etc.) Thanks, hope Sweeny gets some glasses soon.

Hope the 10 grand was worth it you burger flipping f4ggot

Nobody actually likes sonic 06. But then again, I genuinely enjoyed Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) so who am I to say. Also if they do respond to this they're just gonna say "erm sonic autism lol" so yeah idk what you're expecting from them.

khomy

Hello Adam, Stav, and Nick from Cumtown. Long time listener first time donater (for real this time I swear). My question is will you guys do a Snarktank bingo but for each letter you're punishes and a bingo is a huge punishment. I think it would be funny. P.S. decides the punishments

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

my guy I've been playing league for years and EVEN I don't wanna bear that terrible fucking intro for a 7/10

Gay Ice Nine Kills be like. Its time to gape a guy to hell with good insertions, to hell with where I cum

It's sort of like Spider-Man "fans" pretending TASM movies were actually good all along

Roadside Piss Bottle

Could Inspector Dracula go toe to toe with Shirt Man in a fight (with prep time)?

Roadside Piss Bottle

Sup my brothers in Christ, After the Khaos Reigns expansion dropped, I’m curious. Can Noob Saibot or his shadow say the Nword now?

Zorgolon

Hey there gooners! Last month you guys were talking about new anime but I haven’t heard anyone talking about Arcane. In my opinion it is better than even DeathNote. If you can just get past the title song. Check it out! Cheers

SydneySweeny’sFutureExHusband

Sup, goons. With Arcane being back in the limelight, my friends have all been watching it pretty frequently. They constantly ask me to watch it with them but I have an upstanding principle that prevents me from watching or supporting anything Imagine Dragons has ever worked on. My friend called me a “autistic retard” and I kind of agree but still can’t bring myself to break my oath. Have y’all ever held an opinion on something you knew was stupid?

Majin George Costanza

Verily Snarkmen, recently I got trapped on a mountain with no food water or light source. With the last of my battery life I called emergency services and put on Ep. 84 Wack, so I didn't freak the fuck out. What is the closest you've ever come to death and how did you respond/ get yourself out of it. Thanks bois P.S. I'm going up the same mountain so I'll sub to the highest tier and let that ride till my accounts empty, if I die. Oh fuck I'm dying this is really it. I'm so cold. Why can I only remember memes. oh fuck.

Trans Cytherean Orchestra

Good afternoon Loader, Gunner, and Driver. In my last question back in August i mentioned i was welding. To keep yall updated it's going swell and im about halfway through the course. So my question is this, if you could have any blade forged from any media what would it be. Not to get your guy's hopes up but i am planning to forge as a hobby in the future. Keep up the good work, still haven't regretted joining the patreon as im still alive and not mauled to death by a wii boxing champ Chris Raygun. PS sorry its a long ass comment

John Yakuza who's become a literal Dragon

What is your favorite Youtube Poop? my current favorite is Something Strange is Happening to Andy's Toys by Hellion Hero. It's a classic of the genre and I highly recommend it. (it is exactly sween's sense of humor)

Owen2

What’s poppin. No name this time. Since season 2 of Arcane just wrapped up, I wanted to ask if Chris ever got over Imagine Dragons being the opening and watched it. And if you all have seen season 2 and what your opinions on it are.

Jumped MoJo JoJo

Whats up, KSI, Comedyshortsgamer, and Phil fish! I got a question. As someone who is for real homeless. How the fuck do you get out of here? This isnt a joke but it is kinda funny

Paz

Do racist songs Method Man - Wu-Tang Clan "N-I-G-G-E-R MAN N-I-G-G-E-R MAN N-I-G-G-E-R MAN"

Almost $50k in debt

I have a weird story but here me out. I had a dream about elon musk impregnating an snark tank tank and his little tank kids grew up to ask him how they didn’t want to be a tank anymore, they wanted to be a transport vehicle instead a tank with a barrel. So he shipped his tanks off to Russia to the tank labor camps. It’s a fucking weird dream but my question is “ have you guys had any dreams of famous people who have done stuff in your dream that are questionable or hilarious?”. Thank you for the laughs have a good EOY!!

Longswordsman of the South

Fellers, I’m an old time listener new school patron who is now watching the videos. When are you guys gonna address that fever dream of an intro. I can’t believe Sween let himself be trump

I Use My Cat as a Hand Puppet

Hi my beautiful gay boys, how do you guys feel about Sonic fans liking Sonic 06 now?

Martian Manfucker

Hi boys, how is Sween coping with the rumor Elon Musk wants to buy Hasbro to own D&D?

BobBerta

Hello, not a question, but a suggestion. Why not do an extra ammo of A Christmas Carol, but starring Jeffrey Epstein, and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future are trying to convince him to give up his evil ways, and it ends with him getting killed regardless.

Red•Wine•Lover

Hello Mass, Effect, and 2. 8th time asker here Following the extra ammo for the suicide mission tier list, what would the loyalty missions of those characters be?

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

Hello! Queer listener since episode 0 and been homeless and gay for while now!! I have a very serious question ONLY you guys can properly answer. I love sucking dick and eating pussy. But I find sucking dick is just too damn easy and eating pussy well can be a bit tricky sometimes. I've been told I'm great at it by every woman and trans dude I've gone down on but genuinely think they may be lying to spare my feelings. The trouble I have is that I find it difficult to breathe too quickly while down there. Should I train to hold my breath longer? Any suggestions?? Thanks!

LilCompanyCreditCard

I mean ppl who actively shit on it, like just be happy bru

tytychicken

Uh yeah that's gonna be a r/usernamechecksout moment

khomy

Greetings Puerto rican Popeye and the darknesses Who are your favourite music critics? Mijn is Todd in the shadows, his criticism of artist or praise always seem well thought out, and laced with a tinge misery having to listen to some of these artist.

Kevin shut up and dribble abdul

Heyo Theif, Barbarian, and Mystic Champion. The roommate yelling slurs scenario Chris describes with Sween actually happened to me this Thanksgiving weekend. I have a friend who is sleeping on my couch for a couple months (we are on month 19) who happens to be black. So when he was about to visit his family for Thanksgiving he told his father "Not if I see you first N-word" before leaving. Well one of my black neighbors heard him and asked me why I said that the next day. I had to convince them that it was my black friend who isn't here right now and isn't on the lease.

I saw Daddy Reaming Santa

What’s up 3 varying shades of brown, been enjoying the show for about a year now finally started subbing. My question is how much longer do you guys think the 3 console ecosystem is going to last? I personally feel that outside of console exclusives building a pc is becoming your best bet, especially with crossplay becoming more of a staple.

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

Hey Dumbfuck Chris and Derrick What’s the weirdest way something has been explained to you and you understood it. For me it was when I was struggling understanding how Judaism was both a race and a religion and my friend said Jewish people are basically mandalorians from Star Wars and I instantly got it

Master Chief has 3 testicles

Hey Dasher, Prancer and Dumbass. Ive recently bought the Metal Gear Solid collection and been struggling through the tank controls but enjoying it. It blew my mind when the enemy noticed my footprints in the snow, Especially since modern stealth games just dont do that. So my question is, What game mechanic in an older game were you blew away with that you just dont see anymore. Cheers and Merry Gaymas

Derrick's allergic to eggs but not sperm...curious

Hello Elf, Santa and Krampus, I have a Pro Wrestling question for Kingston and Derrick; I recently learned about the insanity that is Roman Reigns' career as well as bits of Cena. What are your thoughts on how he started and where he's at now? Any other wrestlers you utterly cannot stand? Here's to all the laughs and many more! Thanks boys!

ItsEmmaThrowinDollars

Hi people I keep running out of funny names for With the game awards swiftly approaching, what would you consider your personal game of the year? Not necessarily one that defines the year like Chris thinks, but just the game that you enjoyed the most this year. Derrick doesn't have to answer though, we already know his is clearly Veilguard.

Looking at through the window of a gun store like a stray dog outside a fancy restaurant

Whats up the 3 cartoonishly different-sized mobster goons that appear in every comic book/TV Show Have any of you seen Megalopolis? It's a film so fucking stupid it would be right up your alley. Jon Voight shoots his son in the ass with a crossbow after luring him over with the promise of seeing his under-sheets boner, which shockingly isn't the most batshit thing in that film. Not so much a question so much as a recommendation, seeing as me and my friends could not stop laughing in the empty theater we watched it in. Love the show guys keep it up <3

Looking at through the window of a gun store like a stray dog outside a fancy restaurant

This is so silly 😂 There’s so many valid ass reasons to not like Christmas, I promise you no one doesn’t like it just because they want to be different.

The Talibum

What’s up people who make me feel smarter every time y’all say something utterly ignorant. Have you ever seen something go incredibly wrong for someone in a way that almost made you pass away from laughing? I once walked into an OR to deliver some instrumentation to a surgeon and he was listening to YOUR PODCAST over a fucking speaker. It was the pizza time episode and the OR director happened to be behind me and when Sweeney shouted the n word the surgeon was asked not to come back to this hospital ever again after he completed his surgeries for the day. On the ashes of my dead grandfather this happened

Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with lily

Hey creepy uncles, been here since the dawn age. A few episodes ago, sween had asked "what happens to sand when you c*m on it". I'm not here to provide an answer, what do I look like, Bing? But it did make me wonder, if you had the power to shoot ropes onto any inanimate object and turn it into a golem of sorts, what are you dumping a load on and why? You're doing the gays work, fellas

Debirez

How's it going gentlemen, Are there any games that you're convinced no one else has played? Maybe because they were forgotten by time, or were pretty niche when they came out. For me, it's the Time Splitters series, especially the third one Time Splitters Future Perfect. Anyways, take care and merry something or other.

Spank Sinatra and Bing Cumsby

Hey Donnie, Darko, and little big D. Did you hear that our Princess Diana, Hunter Biden, got the big pardon from his papa Joe? How do you feel now that he's out of the woods and free to terrify the waking world with his antics?

Pissin' n Wizzin'

What's up you snarky snarks? Would you rather have a noticeable amount of sand in everything you eat, or need to eat one cat turd a month? (also, happy birthday Chris. Based on what I've heard from this podcast, I've figured out that I'm only a few days older than you)

Papa_Gzeus

Hey boys! So I listen to this podcast where one of the three hosts is autistic but clearly doesn’t know. He’s a great and funny feller. I just wonder if he’d feel better if he knew this about himself? Do you think his two friends and cohosts should let him know? Thanks!

Cai

Simply make simple man by Lynyrd Skynyrd gay 🎶 And be a simple kind of gay. Oh be something you’d fuck and cum inside your hands🎶

Pan_of_Jello

Sup chocolate, hazelnut, and salt. A similar question has been asked before, but now that Sweeney has played Mass Effect, I want to know y’all’s answer. If the Earth was maliciously invaded, who would you prefer the invaders to be? The covenant from Halo, or the Turians from Mass Effect?

Tip for broke asses. Enter picture mode for ios youtube. Lock screen. then hit play on your earbud. The video will play.

Hello Chris-Topher and the Darky Malarkey Duo. Long time first time, for serious snd true. Lets get straight into the most heinous question I can think of. Would you rather be molested by everyone you know, or have to molest everyone you know? Bonus, you can eat a shotgun sandwich but only halfway through one of the choices.

Sweeney accidentally circumcising Lily's choad with the gap in his teeth

Hi fav podcast I think Christmas haters are trying too hard to be edgy, what similar haters of things do you think are just trying to be different?

tytychicken

Happy Kwanzaa Barf Tank, What’s the best gift Santa could leave under your tree this year? It can be a physical object or a concept. For me, either Master Chief back in the Fortnite Shop or zipties to attach the mic to Sweeny’s mouth. Thanks for all the laughs from a new-ish listener.

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

Hello Michael Sam, Crypt keeper, and the one who was too busy fucking white women to notice hip-hop changing focus from lyrics to musicality. Would you guys ever have an extra ammo where you do a racist song? It may have to be a dark tank since Chris refuses even though he's said racial slurs at least 37 times on the podcast. I was thinking about the song Method Man and thought of a good intro to a racist song that goes like, "N-I-G-G-E-R MAN N-I-G-G-E-R MAN N-I-G-G-E-R MAN"

Almost $50k in debt

Hey boys, Not a question but a request. Chris, please reach out and touch Sween and then taste your finger. Then read the next question as if this didn't happen.

Hung Sheldon

Gday sick-cunt, mad-cunt and dog-cunt, I hope your Christmas is white but not because of snow. Me and my friends have been considering setting up a backyard boxing tournament and orgy afterparty for settling disputes and bring us closer as friends. Would you consider the same for your friends? Cheers lads remember to beat your local nazi

JettStorm, A lots and lots of jets and planes guy

Hey there manual breather, can feel his toes touching, and your tongue doesn't have a natural resting place! I was just wondering, have you considered that's it's genuinely possible that one of your patrons might actually, literally be homeless? Like there's enough of us that it's gotta be possible right?

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

Hello there shades of my soul What's a video game/ song that, on its second time playing, it's even better than the flagship (ex. Halo 2, Rise againsts song Savior, etc.)

Jolly Old Dipshit

Hello gay boys. I forgot how I came across this but I recently was reminded that the Playstation Phone was a real thing. What are some other weird products you remember existing from your childhood?

Sperm butt fuckers

Hey felleRs, this one’s for Kingston. When are you going to get some fucking glasses? Thank you, have a good couple of hours.

Kevin Kotton Kohls

Hey fellas, what would you guys do if you guys were recording an episode, only for Kingston to walk through the door and proclaim that the Kingston your recording with is actually the Monster that looks like Kingston

Kingston, what is Krakoa Xmen and why is it special

Dick

I Over Use The N Word, Im Mexican

Hello you hydra of mental illnesses. With the shitshow of an election we had, I want to know how would the Snark Tank run for president of the US, since you guys cant really do any worse than the Dems already have. Thanks for the laughs and go fuck yourselves with love

BigUglyJordan

Hello to all you pdf files I’m writing in all the way from Iceland and I heard you guys talking about Hafþór Björnson last podcast. I saw him the other day at the store where I work, he was so large that he overshadowed my 6”4 colleague. His toddler ran out of the store with a wooden spatula, Hafþór chased him and almost tripped over and crushed his barely one foot son. Do you think Sweeney could take him in a fight? Ps. to give you an idea of how small the population is, Björk used to babysit my mom

Dr Houses gameboy vs Frank Underwoods ps vita

Hello dumb, gay and stupid. Just a short question for sweeney, have you checked out the new absolute batman, superman and wonder women comics would love to know your thoughts on them. Ok that's it bye

Chris

hello fleece Johnson, Uncle ruckus, and gin rummy. Less of a question but I just wanted to bring to your attention the fact that at Disney world where I work there is a program called the "college program" and for my first month there I was constantly asked are you a cp, and I was just shell shocked every time someone said it to me just thought it would be funny to mention. Have a great day you unholy Eldritch abominations.

Robbin hood, and his niggas in tights

Yo, why do you say “$25 and up Patrons” when $25 is the highest tier?

Ghost of YoDEI

When did you guys stop believing in Santa? Or did you ever believe in him at all?

SquawksPal

Hey there Lenny, Javier, and the taxidermy gorilla north of Strawberry. Are there any generic things in games you happen to REALLY enjoy? For example I can't get enough of fighting skeletons in fantasy games

dangers awesome

I’ve had it on my queue for years, but your description has put it near the top of my list to watch now.

Ghost of YoDEI

How ya doin, you filthy animals and Derrick. If you could out one individual as whatever you want and have it turn out to be true minutes after, who do you pick and as what? I'd out Trump as gay just to see what his fan base does with that.

Picking on Sweeny because it visibly bothers him

Hey guys, quick question here why is kingston so fucking retarded?

vinegar without the vi

Greetings Lando Calrissian, Han Solo, and Chewbacca. Long time listener, second time writer. My question is simple: You find yourself alone in an arena in a fight to the death with an enraged male Silver Back Gorilla, Your only weapon is a predetermined number of unarmed clones of yourself. What is the minimum number of clones required to successfully kill the Guerrilla and survive? Thank you for being my favorite Podcasters and bringing joy and laughter to my life. - Lily

Chris barely started to read when there was a knock at the door. Derrick rose to answer. OMG Willem Dafoe is here! He shouted.

Hello Buddy the Elf, Danny Elfman, and Skyrim Nazi High Elf: How would you redesign Christmas? and/or What are your New Year’s resolutions?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Not a question, but a mere recommendation, mainly to derrick but the rests of ya can hop on it aswell. I recommend watching Gantz O, i been a long fan of the gantz series and i absolutely love its absurdity and just straight up awesome action. From a dog that eats out naked woman in the hallway of a mysterious room to a straight up blackface mass shooting (this is tame compared to the rest). GANTZ O goes over the osaka arc and it was up on netflix for a while. And its hands down a visually impressive fully cgi movie for an 8 yr old movie

I Over Use The N Word, Im Mexican

Hey Chronically Online Podcast Is Cell a negroid?

Off work for a month, going full Hunter Biden

Howdy once a-gain, sirs A, ER and EST. To follow up on my previous blog, no, oh sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, no, they were not midgets. Worse, they were Japanese. When I get my hands on that boy, I will make see-through furniture out of 'im! But for my further inquiry: sir Chris has with great intellect discerned my adumbrations of using AI as a therapist for surviving parents such as myself, it was quite a few years back I reckon, that such gadgets were made available. But what do y'all fine folk think, maybe they can help with my son's problem as well? Have ye ever considered using AI as a masturbatory aid? What pros and cons can I expect? I apologize for my loquaciousness; it's how my mama raised me. Godspeed, Snark Tank.

Metal Gear ταυ, the tank that shoots women in the face (with nukes)

Hello, Shirtman, Pizza Time, and Shot Uncle Ben, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is coming up quick, and to go along with it on the same day, my fortieth birthday. On top of that we have Fantasian Neo Dimension, Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 1 and 2 Remaster, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind, I’m sure there’s more I’m missing. Has there been any monumental releases that happened to coincide with any of your birthdays or milestone points in your life, whether they’re video games, movies, books, whatever. Thanks guys, happy holidays and all that fun jazz.

Shard of Odium

Hello figments of my imagination! If you were to host a battle royale of Joes, Joe Rogan, Joe Biden, Joe Swanson etc etc. Who would you pick could be from real life or fiction. You can pick any amount but if you’re picky team of 4 for each snark boy. Happy Holigays!

hawktuah girl has insane ethan ralph energy and i wouldnt be suprised if she's related to him

Ho ho ho, hello there Naughty list, Nice list, and Epstein's flight list. Santa here, what do you boys want for Christmas?

Beatin my meat since 98'

Sup fellas I met my soon to be wife on January 26th 2020, which is the day Kobe got obliterated in that helicopter crash, it was one of the both happiest and most crushing days of my life So I ask, do you have any bittersweet anniversaries or just days that you can remember being both awesome and sucking at the same time?

Dylbun

Dear snarky gang. I have noticed that my friends started to "copy" some of my manurisms when a we spent a few years living together. What is one manurism from someone you know that you would hate to copy?

Kid Flash as an adult and is still referred to as Kid Flash

How do I get into the discord?? I've had the $10 sub for a couple months but I must be missing something. It's making me soft

Ya Boy T Nasty

We all know about the time honored tradition of suicide by cop, but let's say hypothetically i wanted to commit suicide by snark tank, what would be the best way to individually provoke each one of you into killing me and how would you do it? (I'm not threatening or harming your loved ones and you can't use normal handguns to kill me)

I want pictures of Spider-Man's OF leak

Hey there Big Brain, Big Heart, and Big Penis. What is your favorite horror moment in a non-horror game?

Y'all'dn't've

Pussy

khomy

Where are the good racing games? The ps3/360 era had extreme racing with planes falling out of the sky, death defying stunts on atv, and straight up Sedans getting Mario kart power ups. Arcade beatem up have spiritual successors like TMNT splintered fate at least. Why does the modern era hate fun?

Yo mamas so fat I had to rent a server farm just download a picture and I still didnt have enough space!!

Sorry for the long question, but it pertains to the ShirtMan and Inspector Dracula matchup. Does Inspector Dracula's batlike immunity to being crushed prevent him and thus his abilities from being flattened to a 2 dimensional plane and rendering ShirtMan's power ineffective? And regardless, since ShirtMan's power is based on vision, could Inspector Dracula go "I vant a Shirt-proof blindfold"? If required, I will go through the podcast and catalogue the feats and powers of each character. Thanks for the dumb ideas.

TheKorinator

Hello Gym bro, Gym rat, and Gym. As the three of you have had experience working out and eating healthy, what's your go to "cheat meal" or treat you get yourselves for a break? Btw good job on losing weight Sween, keep it up.

Scooped James

Hello my opiates, I was wondering, what are your favorite set pieces from gaming? Personally I'll never forget looking up at the Halo for the first time in CE.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

What's the most serious crime you think you could get away with and how, on the flip side what's the most minor crime you think your co-hosts would get caught committing

Fuck you i ain't paying my TV licence bitch

Happy holidays snarks! If you had to replace Santa Clause this year with any person or persons of your choosing (real/fake) to ensure the absolute WORST Christmas for everyone possible, who are you picking?

Lee Harvey Oswald right before shooting yelling, If they set that Kennedy free it will be the end of all of us NOOO

Hey guys, if you had the ability to completely erase one intellectual property from existence, what would it be? It could be a video game franchise, comic book run, movie series, etc. Any trace of the chosen I.P. would be completely removed from the public consciousness. Thanks for all of the lolz.

Krayg

Hello fellas from my novellas, wishing you all a happy December. Y'all remember Bloody Roar? What a good time that was, sad that it's dead. I wish it could be brought back by someone. What is a game series you would like to be brought back from the dead? What studio would you entrust with it's revival? Cheers ya queers

Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)

If you all could swap two historical figures who would it be? I personally think if you swapped Napoleon and Hitler the world would be so unbelievably fucked it would be comical.

The Talibum

Hello Steve smith, principal Louis, and marguerite. Chris what is your favorite American dad episode.

John Strickland

Hey fellas just a quick question, in the spirit of Logan vs Mike Tyson if you could set up a YouTube boxing match who would you fight

Tankis The Trash Man

Hello kitty, first time listener, long time question asker. Are there any games where one moment made you turn everything off and uninstall the game? For me I was playing Kingdom Hearts 3 and Sora said said bullshit about friendship, it made me realise I was a disgusting piece of shit and I immediately turned that feral game off. Thanks champs

GeGeNoodles1

What’s up brute, jackal, and shot uncle Ben in the shape of a grunt. I have a question for Kingston and Derrick. I’ve never really been into hip hop but listening to you two ramble while Chris silently sits there and disassociates has got me interested. The extent of my knowledge lies in the spiderverse soundtrack and I really liked that. What recommendations do y’all have? Also New England is better than New York

Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with lily

Why are you all so gay?

Dmnsrage

Hello Father figures! Started my first playthrough of the Mass Effect series last month, currently on ME2. My question for you all is, simply put, what are some of your least favourite things about this series? I am personally not a big fan of the map or UI designs, and I feel like the leveling system in the sequel is in an uninspired downgrade.

Haggis

Hello Demi, Short, And Trenta. What's a an old game you'd love not only remade completely, but that most deserves an open world based on the lore or possible lore it has or could have if done correctly?

Midwest Faggotry

Hey pals, have you ever had someone in your life that genuinely hated you? Like, someone who would stop at nothing to make sure you fail? Had someone like that last year in my school.

I shit literal bricks please help me

Greetings Snarkos. If you could use your PP as a flamethrower, who would you torch first?

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

What do you guys like about gears 2 horde mode? Do you enjoy BO6 zombies more or less?

that police drawing is bre'er sweeney from song of the south

Can I be your editor please (I have 10 years experience editing Thomas the Tank Engine videos (this is very relevant to podcasting)) (Thomas the gay engine)

DanTheManWithThePants

Hello snark tank crew, Long time listener first time question asker. I work at the airport in Philly and my coworker asked if he could pay me to suck my dick. We have had only one conversation before this interaction and I wanted to know if you guys have had a similar situation happen to you before and if not what would you do in my situation

VHasCumToo

Hello bacteria. Been listening since the shoe episode and subbed to the patreon about a year ago. WHAT is your most disdained food? The one you hate the most. Thankyou. Good day.

Andy, The Man whose Handies are now back to S-tier and forever Dandy

Hello, to the YouTuber formally known as Chris Ray Gun, my favorite Christian conservative political commentator, and the king of bad takes. Do any of you have any automatic non starters for a potential partner that would override their physical attractiveness? Example, Chris would you still find Julie Louis-Dreyfus attractive if she exclusively listened to Imagine Dragons out loud, in public, on repeat, forever? Love you all so much.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Penis?

Justspartan