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#280: Punished Leno

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Bill nye the N-word guy (gang gang gang gang gang gang)

5'5 But my throat 6'3

Remember folks, when a cop pulls you over it’s not because you’re in trouble. Theyre inviting you into a quick time event . The faster you can pull out your wallet the better

Phil Mcrevice

The new outtro sounds great!!!

50 Shades of Gay

That’s completely fair, even though I like the music a lot I don’t listen to a whole lot of bands because of those type of lyrics. I’m not the biggest fan of Kublai Khan and I find some of his politics questionable but I do agree he has good vocals, he’s featured on a bunch of good shit. If you don’t know these songs he has features on all of these Both Agony, and Guidance From The Pain by Justice For The Damned. Ballista - Possessed By Guilt. Cursed Earth - Fear (he does the vocals for this whole song) The Acacia Strain - The Big Sleep. Left Behind - Peeling Wax. Chamber - Devoured.

The Talibum

Member when Derrick said that every time an episode went up on YouTube, there would be a new episode on Patreon? I memba.

Ghost of YoDEI

I was very confused when he said Last Man on Earth instead of the Omega Man. Didn’t know about the OG.

Ghost of YoDEI

I'm somewhat familiar with beatdown. Granted I haven't listened to a lot of it, but there's only so much of the "you got a problem you punk muthafucka? Say that shit to my face" kind of stuff I can take. Plus the vocals are usually pretty bad, but that could also be said about regular hardcore. Matt from KK has a beastly voice though

Papa_Gzeus

I’m seriously wondering where the fuck Kingston was that he thought of a sand dune & London at the same time

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

What is wild is there are two versions of the movie "I am legend" one where the protag kills himself in the lab and one where he decided not to blow everyone up and they realize the little girl will Smith's character was trying to fix was the daughter of the ghouls hunting him down and that leads to them finding a cure. THERE ARE LITERALLY TWO FUCKING MOVIES

Ya_Boi_Bonez

If you want some proper cave man shit, I would highly recommend listening to Volcano, Shattered Realm, Irate, No Zodiac, Volatile Ways, No Altars, and No Souls Saved. I’m not hating, but I feel like Kublai Khan is just “cave man music” for people who haven’t discovered beatdown yet.

The Talibum

Hell yeah dude, KK kicks ass. Absolute caveman levels of heaviness. Ooga-booga/10 would listen to while smashing sticks against rocks

Papa_Gzeus

(000)-000-0000 is future Derick calling current Derick, warning him about being straight in the future

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Dude, I just came across Kublai Khan, SHEEEEEESH good shit!

Ghost of YoDEI

As someone who has never seen Dragonball I also feel your pain.

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

The newest Kublai Khan album has a bunch of samples in it

Papa_Gzeus

LOL I would still love to see it happen 🤣😂

A smiling friend named Bryan

LOL Derick would have a stroke before the fight even started.

Seth

When are we getting Derick vs Daniel cormier

A smiling friend named Bryan

Gave in and listened to a Devin Townsend album because of Chris and I must say "I get it"

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

Donald Green Trumplin had me in my grave 😂

Dolphin Cum Jelly

Oh definitely. It still holds up to this day very well, and it’s super underrated in its influence. Without it, we wouldn’t have Night Of The Living Dead

Dylbun

I remember The Last Man on Earth, in spite of its age, being genuinely haunting at points.

Roadside Piss Bottle

Yeah, I believe he's probably read Dune. He seems like he knows the lore.

Roadside Piss Bottle

I gotta ask yall here. When Sweeny talks about books he's read, does anyone here believe him?

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Derricks super saiyan RFK had me dying

Clark

Worms taking over people's bodies is the literal plot to System Shock 2

Richard D Ross

I don’t listen to much slam but I can imagine, it’s still very prevalent in beatdown and it’s essentially slams hardcore cousin.

The Talibum

It’s still a staple with slam as well

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

There’s plenty of newer bands that do samples still. You just need to listen to more hardcore bands.

The Talibum

I am legend and last man on earth are both pretty loose adaptations of the book, but I am legend is superior because it has a scene with Shrek 2 playing in the background. The vampires in the original are cooler though because they’re more like slow moving zombies that can use weapons and talk and shit

Dylbun

Jay Leno was messing with Tony Soprano apparently

Martian Manfucker

Joe Rogan podcast recast with Sweeney as Joe Rogan, with a white person skin tone bald cap over his hair.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Talking about RFK Jr. putting brain worms in the water supply is basically just the Strain lol. That show fucking ruuuules.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

I can't make a creative name 🫠

KitsuneZF

Good name

Hung Sheldon

Scooby doo but instead of licking the cotton candy off it’s cum

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

Punished Leno! 😂 "I fell down a cliff see"

Frank G.

Elon Musk is a pathetic lover.

Woodys Round-Nuts come on its time to gay! There's Jesse the cum guzzling man slut (gay sounds) theres bullseye hes woodys whore

Not liking spider man and being a fan of this podcast is a rough time sometimes

The Talibum

ANOTHER 3 HOURS TO THE HOMELESS LETS GOOOO

Tankis The Trash Man

The only fight that I’d definitely want to see is Jake Paul’s mom to fight Mike Tyson.

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

Wallahi I need Christina’s Halo CE sweater

Sweeny be like “if I’m not mistaken” and then is mistaken

sorry man

Sweeny be like “if I’m not mistaken” and then is mistaken

Cum

CycloneofChaos

Somebody farted

KitsuneZF


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