#259: Intro Contest Review
Added 2024-09-03 18:55:59 +0000 UTCA while back, we asked you guys to make us an intro and we'll choose the best one as our new intro moving forward. We haven't picked any winners in this episode, but we reviewed them and y'all did great! I think next week we'll have a winner and prizes.
Also, if you haven't seen in the prior post, Derrick is having issues with his PC which is making it very difficult to edit. Everything has had to be pushed back, but everything should be back on schedule by next week.
Comments
Micah!
Alvin Toro
2024-09-24 16:04:19 +0000 UTCGod rugal’s theme is awesome……but this is true love we’re making
Andrae Brooks
2024-09-15 00:40:46 +0000 UTCTIM POOL IS A RUSSIAN ASSET
Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books
2024-09-09 01:41:19 +0000 UTCFun fact, the Southern accent is just the British accent slowed down. Find any video of a southern accent and speed up the video by 50%
Long Schlong Silver
2024-09-08 23:02:48 +0000 UTCHurry up I’m starving
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-09-07 14:32:25 +0000 UTCi’m glad chris brought up AKFG. i remember him playing halo infinite and that very song came up on his stream and it was natural. didn’t say anything just jamming until i brought it up. cos i was GENUINELY surprised
darklord anri
2024-09-07 07:21:49 +0000 UTC?w. .wj,i
Dante
2024-09-07 01:30:32 +0000 UTCPretty crazy, Hunter Biden's multimillion dollar deal with Ukraine. Then as soon as his Daddy and Kamala are in office and Russia invaded Ukraine, he sends 100 Billion dollars of death to Russia's door. Meanwhile Russia is using popular creators (or at least trying to use them) and the mind of the people to make to support those creators to battle the complete cultural Hegemony of the left. We are all just puppets in a crazy ass world.
Seth
2024-09-06 19:49:23 +0000 UTCIncoming return of the “…is COOKED” series! Along with the pic of Tim Pool with no beanie in the thumbnail.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-09-06 09:20:00 +0000 UTCAh yes, because the man who lives amongst cockroaches not liking water is the most unbelievable thing ever.
The Talibum
2024-09-06 05:09:57 +0000 UTCHey Snark Crew, I dont know how often yall read comments, but have yall seen that Tim Pool, along with a handful of other right wing grifters have (allegedy) been working for the Russian government this whole time? More specifically, the media company they all work for is currently under investigation for being bought and paid by the Ruskies to purposefully spread misinfo to hurt Americans
Scaring Derek in Greenface
2024-09-05 19:35:00 +0000 UTCPerfect 👌
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-09-05 19:06:57 +0000 UTCHard R Cade
Flicking My Sween
2024-09-05 18:47:49 +0000 UTCThat's like a monkeys paw type of wish holy shit
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-09-05 17:14:10 +0000 UTCIt was dope. But also sick.
Staingo Jenkins
2024-09-05 15:10:28 +0000 UTCYou guys should open up a “Hard Arcade”
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-09-05 15:09:19 +0000 UTCBLOCK chain amino acids is wild
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-09-05 13:54:29 +0000 UTCNo way The Snark tank fellas think that Asmongold clip of him being grossed out by Fiji water is real 😭
Joe Raygun
2024-09-05 05:42:48 +0000 UTCTim pool is funded by Russia holy shit!
Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books
2024-09-05 03:02:44 +0000 UTCRegarding penis reduction surgery - there's a notorious case in which a man from India ( I think ) had some sort of growth defect which caused his penis to never stop growing. - Oh, nevermind, Derrick brought it up. Fuck you derrick. stealing my thunder again. damn you.
I'm 4ft11
2024-09-04 22:56:25 +0000 UTCDerrick, that Mexico guy is a weirdo dong scammer. He’s stretched out his foreskin like hot Laffy Taffy and his schlong is entirely average length underneath.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-09-04 21:51:22 +0000 UTCFor Monster Hunter World the whole story is a tutorial. MH is one of my all time favorite franchises tho. Every game is amazing. You don't need to do any catching up. You can jump into any game & be fine, they're all pretty stand alone.
Clit Yeastwood (the artist formerly known as Phallic Boldween)
2024-09-04 17:53:14 +0000 UTCMike Tysons gonna hit him and he's gonna turn into a gas cloud in his visage
Jolly Old Dipshit
2024-09-04 13:00:32 +0000 UTCStevie Wonder singing 'What a wonderful World'
Stratman
2024-09-04 13:00:16 +0000 UTCWouldn't be surprised if someone brought up Jelquing and Sween says it's a Caribbean thing
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-09-04 12:05:22 +0000 UTCRewrite from fma for me.
Try Anything
2024-09-04 11:54:03 +0000 UTCAh fuck. I would have submitted an intro but im away from home for weeks at a time due to my job. Could we still submit songs, even if they arent considered for the intro specifically?
Bent Shapeeno
2024-09-04 05:02:57 +0000 UTCI like some of the intros they have played can’t wait to listen the next’s podcast .gay.
I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!
2024-09-04 03:33:51 +0000 UTCThank you! I don’t know if you can post external links here but if you’d like to hear it in better quality you can here: https://x.com/vaycant/status/1818113264418513126?s=46
Josh Lucas
2024-09-04 01:59:44 +0000 UTCKeep the intro the same, I honestly think it's better and more unique than you think it is.
Seth
2024-09-04 01:50:37 +0000 UTCThat was really a great song, you can tell Chris really dug that one too!
Seth
2024-09-04 01:49:54 +0000 UTCI honestly like the current intro, it's very fitting for the crazy show. Im surprised Chris had so little respect for it a couple episodes ago and they want to change it
Seth
2024-09-04 01:18:01 +0000 UTC😂 I appreciate the nice comments on my pop punk intro, and taking the time to listen to it. If you’d like me to change the lyrics to fit an outro I would be more than happy to!
Josh Lucas
2024-09-03 22:35:11 +0000 UTCHearing you guys speak spanish brings me great anguish
Alcoholism
2024-09-03 20:54:43 +0000 UTCOne dream, one wish かなえたいなら Over the top 見たこともない世界 目指し 荒ぶる波風 越えて 突き進まなきゃダメさ 一番乗りしたいんだ 心配とか後回し どーせ勝負 イチカバチカ 相手がデカく見えたら ココロガ 縮んでる証拠 逃げるなんて チョイスはない 一歩 そばへ近づくんだ ナマイキって褒め言葉？ キツイ時ほど 笑っとけ 新しいあした 探しに行きたいのなら とびっきりの 自信を磨いて 旅をした 足跡が そう！地図に変わるまで 新しい horizon ほら進んで来た分 まぶしさと難易度が上昇 夢うつつで 起こせハリケーン さぁ！チャートかき乱せ One dream, one wish 夢は逃げない ぜんぶ knock out Over the top
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-09-03 20:05:18 +0000 UTCNever thought I’d hear AKFG on this podcast, After Dark is also my favorite song by them!
Josh Magazine
2024-09-03 19:56:14 +0000 UTCMy balls have never made a whore moan in my life.
Jack (off) Johnson. It's as simple as cumming in multiple holesAint no bitches as thick as my bubble butt bros. From the dick of
2024-09-03 19:53:49 +0000 UTCCrazy Sween said "Drill isn't British" when in episode 125 Drake Vs Fantano Sween said "The Brits invented Drill" and argued about it with Derrick
A Majin Pitbull Flying Straight Towards a Daycare
2024-09-03 19:24:51 +0000 UTCI don’t have testicles. I have sex OFTEN. I don’t want to have sex ever.
Nusence
2024-09-03 19:18:41 +0000 UTCSnark tank please it's not to late to not change the intro, My autism can not take you changing it
Maddy
2024-09-03 19:03:00 +0000 UTC
