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Extra Ammo: Is Elden Ring Too Hard?

The discourse surrounding Fromsoftware games has returned!

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Anytime anyone on this podcast has an unpopular opinion, the comments call for their death. I love it.

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

Just dismissing people disagree with your opinion as being egotistical is such a massive cop out. I don’t agree, and I’m part of the group of people that physically can’t play Fromsoft games, I have hand problems, and playing games like them is just too painful. That’s is 100% my problem, it’s not up to the developers of the game to make a product that they don’t want to make, just to cater to me, you, or anybody else. You don’t want to sink time into a hard game? That’s completely fair enough, don’t do it then. If a game comes with a difficulty slider, that’s not a problem, but it’s also not a problem if it doesn’t, and complaining about it is entitled as fuck.

The Talibum

100%

Eric the human

It really isn't gatekeeping to say something isn't for everyone. Accessibility is allowing everyone to play the game (color blind options, support for controllers that disabled people need to play) not easy modes and settings that hand you the victory. Speaking from experience here if you are put on an easy mode it genuinely takes away from the experience, happened with me trying to play elden ring and my friends forcing me to play seamless co-op with them and they're great at the game. Ran through the first 5 bosses in one try and it was so boring, it kind of ruined them for me.

Bungler

This argument boils down to whether or not you think the artist should have the final say on their art. No one expects directors to make multiple versions of a movie so more people can enjoy it. The experience you get is the same as everyone, and if it touches a topic that makes you uncomfortable then maybe it isnt for you. No shame in it.

UnnamedDrone

What's the point of playing a shooter if there's auto aim though?

UnnamedDrone

The one thing about the whole "fat jedi" argument is everyone defaulting to aliens as an argument. Like, do you think of overweight people as a different species?

Rat Pobertson

Super disappointing to see that Derrick doesn't know what gatekeeping is. I think he may have usurped Sweeny as the king of bad takes.

Rat Pobertson

Love that accessibility is being conflated as difficulty when they are not the same thing

DomoNation

Can’t really gatekeep something that was never there to begin with. Elden Ring never had a selectable difficulty and it’s not the developers intent. We want everyone to play Fromsoft games but they’re not going to be for everyone

Katana Silver

Feels like Derrick is really relishing saying he’s playing devil’s advocate as an excuse to argue like a massive dickhead lol.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

To add onto the Star Wars "immersion break" (i.e Fat Jedi controversy), the Jedi Council literally had an alien with a long, ass 2 feet neck named Yareel Poof and some snake like Jedi Master in Episode 2...both were on the Jedi Council.

Eyeing Wonders

I love that fromsoft is ok with you missing things. They are so confident that whatever it is that you do find is good enough to satisfy you.

iSho

Derrick, this is a stupid fucking point. You're retarded for that.

cum the color of sangria

At the end of the day, unless you are a content creator or a journalist, these are just video games. They are pieces of entertainment. Someone playing on easy mode or with offline trainers does not affect someone else's experience playing on harder difficulties and if it really bothers you that much then you need reevaluate your own ego and mentality. Average consumers like me have jobs and personal lives outside of gaming and we can't sink dozens of hours at a time in a single sitting and we don't want to spend weeks or months on a single game. Easier options ensure that I can have a more relaxed experience with more of a guarantee that I'll see it to the end. If Elden Ring got an easy mode I probably wouldn't play it but it being there won't affect my experience playing normally. Seeing how many people gatekeep pieces of entertainment is sad honestly but it's also hilarious how miserable your life must be that people enjoying a game differently bothers you that much.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

No but my pp is when playing it

Katana Silver

Btw Alanah Pearce is right to want a pause button in single player mode. That's just a base QOL feature.

Hittin' women to the sound of the Perfect Cell theme

Let's be honest. It isn't people with missing fingers asking for easy mode. It's entitled, inept losers who will constantly expect to be catered to. Yes, it ruins the experience for the rest of us. You have to plan for multiple difficulty modes and thus have to water down the base game. See Diablo 3 and Mega Man 10. BrolyLegs (RIP) did Chun Li combos in SF4. Stop whining.

Hittin' women to the sound of the Perfect Cell theme

This is why I read War and Peace in the original Russian translation despite not knowing a single word of the language. English is easy mode for scrubs

Rather find your gf fucking 5 shaggys or 1 scooby

You should call this show "Extra Penis"

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

People who say "you didn't really play the game" Because they didn't play it at hard, need to be scalped and shot.

AllHandsOnDick

"Pandering resembles erosion: Grand ideas like towering mountains, erode into accessible but diminished forms. Initially these ideas, pure and monumental become mountains through expression, enabling others to perceive them. Yet as demands for broader accessibility grow. Like relentless rain, they sculpt the peaks into gentler hills and eventually, valleys and canyons. THis erosion while making the mountains more accessible strips away the beautifully rigid peaks. At the canyon's base, the view spans wide, offering superficial understanding without deeper engagement. The hiker who navigates the mountain's original rugged terrain, though seeing less, grasps it's true nature far beyond any canyon bitch" Arctic eggs

Stratman

are the Chris and Derrick solo episodes still coming?

Clark

Am I Too Hard?

sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black

I mean, then so be it though. If difficulty and overcoming challenges is a design-priority and some people don't find enjoyment in that, then that's fine. Some creatives don't want to compromise and make watered down versions of their stuff and that's fine too.

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

There’s been so many souls games at this point if the devs wanted an easy mode there would be one. I feel like complaining that elden ring doesnt have an easy mode would be the same complaint that doom doesnt have an insta-kill mode. If the devs didnt put it in the game whats the point in bitching about what-ifs.

pudge

Hey, is that solo Chris episode still coming or did you change your mind? Been three weeks, lol.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Yo what if someone has fucked motor skills you dick, they'd medically NEED an auto aim to enjoy cod you ablist

The Will Smith that's not a bitch

Normally i disagree with derrick but he's exactly right here and chris, regardless of how academic he tries to frame it, is gatekeeping. Developer's intended way to play is fine, but if that intended way to play is prohibitively difficult, that is, regardless of the developer's intentions, gatekeeping. That's exactly why most games have a strongly recommend difficulty, and a story difficulty.

Gungologungish

I am so pissed that I’ve never completed a single destiny raid. Never had friends that played destiny and I remember playing with randoms and we always never made it past the first half. Definitely an experience missed, hopefully I can do at least one before I’m dust.

Guggie

The real question is: am I too hard?

Guggie

It helps that I have 1500 hours, but try bleed!

Empire Ants

I’m still on my first run lmao I’m getting dog walked

Martian Manfucker

Chris’s autism showed when talking about Halo I love it

Martian Manfucker

Wait wait wait hahaha did Derick just say that the easier versions were the base vanilla versions when? Chris just explained that the creators make the hard versions the base version

Ham Lam

In DS you are the challenger to the developer of DS not building up to harder versions of the game as it gets harder if you wanna screensavers just mod the bitch

Ham Lam

What the hell. Difficulty modes are for their for people who want to experience the story honestly I love the way that games are aside from stuff like ninja garden/DMC where the difficulty enhances the experience

Ham Lam

Fun fact: ive beaten the DLC twice!

Empire Ants

if souls games need a difficulty setting how do you rectify the fact that average children and people playing with their mouth are able to beat it?

mongrel intruder

To Chris’s point on difficulty modes, there was a service selling simplified versions of classic literature. They basically turn difficult sentences into the most basic form of their meaning. If you read the simplified version of war and peace, did you really read it? If you’re really struggling with a book, use a guide, ask for help, take your time. Don’t force the art to fundamentally change for you.

Cai

Extra ammo? Time to nut.

Don't Blink

Some things just aren’t meant for some people. What is so hard to understand about that?

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