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UNCLE MAJIC! - Snark Tank #91

Why do we still allow clowns life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Why is French a dumb language? Why are lands lying about their size? Are underwater people worse than aliens? What were the dumbest things we believed as children? Why does Chris HATE long videos? Who the fuck is Uncle Majic?

It's December 4th! Sorry for the late upload, fellers. It's my birthday though, so here's our gift to you. A late episode <3 - Chris

BTW, I'll be uploading the full Snark Tank theme for all patrons this Christmas. I know some of you were curious about it. 

UNCLE MAJIC! - Snark Tank #91

Comments

There's no fuckin way Dogs have object permanence, everytime you leave for a fraction of an instant, they lose their shit as if you suddenly just stopped existing for the rest of time.

Sween bum rushing Derek with a Xenophase blade

Kind of glad to hear Sweeney’s thoughts on ME2 as someone with the same experience. I just finished Mass Effect for the first time via Legendary Edition and loved it. Now I’m 10 hours into ME2 LE and I’m confused by the different choices made with combat/gameplay after missing the original two games. It’s so weird to feel this way after hearing all of the praise for ME2, but I’m glad I’m not alone.

Trevor Bolstad

I fucking hate League of Legends, and I fucking hate Imagine Dragons, but Arcane slaps so damn hard. It's definitely worth watching and skipping the intro.

1:28:30 Sweeney, the Fell Dragon Grima is from Fire Emblem Awakening, not YuGiOh you silly person

GuyNamedGray is asking you to raise your hands and give some energy, his dad's battling brain cancer.

Sween gonna hear that clip about cockroaches and Jews later and cringe like crazy lmaoooo, i feel bad i know he meant well.

Tantalized Funyuns

I think the lyrics to the intro song are; "Hey, look! It's a little dead meme. Fuck you little bitch. You think you can fuck with me? What an annoying, fucking little bitch. He look I think it's (idfk.) Fuck you little bitch. You useless sack of human garbage.-" and that's all I'm able to gleam from what I've heard.

Ashlet

Fucking finally going to get the second measure of that song after a year of listening to the first and last 10 seconds

Once, a man from poughkeepsie. Laughed like a drunk dying gypsy. He went around, being a weenie. Who else but old Tom Sweeney

Holy shit I forgot about Uncle Magic

Kaleb

I watched and liked Arcane, I never pressed the skip intro button with such vigor. I really hate Imagine Dragons with a passion!

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents, Dr DisRespect's Careless Whispers

i call my dad by his name, but thats because hes my step-dad

let derreck read the names you tyrant

I wonder if Antartica gets smaller every year?

There’s No I in LLC

The lyrics to the song to my knowledge is this. It’s a bunch of shit Chris said around 2016 Fuck you little bitch You think you can fuck with me What a moron (said in a retarded way like morain) Fuck you little bitch Hey look I hope it’s Braille I’m vegan Fuck you little bitch (Podcast fades in)

james passmore


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