LOLA BUNNY RUINED - Snark Tank #61
Added 2021-03-10 21:17:53 +0000 UTC
Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names, meeting fans in public, Chris's awkward New Rockstars encounter, and more! Is Eminem autistic? Find out today on an episode of this show! The answer is yes, by the way. The question about Eminem, without a doubt.
look chris, i realize this is super belated, but the guilt has been eating me alive for months. i jokingly wished a plague on your house for resurrecting caramel dansen on my twitter feed ages ago, and then in some unholy union of your ability to summon things you comment on into being and my shit luck, in less than a month covid kicked off.
2021-03-13 00:16:35 +0000 UTC
The loading screen mini-game patent actually expired in 2015, not many games bothered with it after expiration though.
GhostRade
2021-03-12 18:50:09 +0000 UTC
Dude the nemesis system fucked me up in shadow of war. I had a general that betrayed me. Next time I saw him I killed him but he didn't die. He showed up again with metal plates grafted to his skin, set him on fire. He survived again and he was all charred up. I used his fear against him and he ran away. He showed up one last time he had burlap sack on his head with eye holes and mouth hole cut out, when I scared him he went insane and now he was just a mindless shrieking scarecrow and it was fucking terrifying, he haunts my nightmares
Empty Symbol
2021-03-12 09:51:42 +0000 UTC
"Are geckos reptiles"-the snark tank
Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy
2021-03-12 07:40:05 +0000 UTC
The best part about Lola being less hot is that someone at the company had to look at the design and decide whether or not it was hot anymore
The Vegan Necromancer (I Got Consent)
2021-03-12 04:23:30 +0000 UTC
I’m down for a Frankenstein dark tank episode
2021-03-11 21:03:31 +0000 UTC
Fun fact: Suavemente singer Elvis Crespo got busted for masturbating on an airplane, on his seat, while wearing a small blanket over his dick.
SUAVEMENTEEEE ME MAS-TUR-BEEEE🎶
Romeo
2021-03-11 11:46:59 +0000 UTC
Hey guys! The closest reference for how dinos sounded is most likely the cassowary. You can look up their calls on youtube. I think that's doubly fun, because the cassowary was chosen as the unofficial mascot for the podcast a while back. Much love
Jack
2021-03-11 10:20:35 +0000 UTC
If it is a monkey rather than a chimp the football team wins but he probably meant chimp
CrizzlyBear
2021-03-11 07:08:46 +0000 UTC
The monkey would beat the football team WITHOUT the gun what the fuck? How was this a conversation?
CrizzlyBear
2021-03-11 07:06:59 +0000 UTC
Chris, because you like DBZ and Castlevania I recommend Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. It is straight up eldritch
Jonny Sousa
2021-03-11 01:29:50 +0000 UTC
I'm only 40 minutes in and this is already the most degenerate episode in a long time. Top-shelf stuff boys
Papa_Gzeus
2021-03-11 00:12:23 +0000 UTC
I probably fucked up on something when Chris read my question. So I’m really sorry for my fuck up and I hope I didn’t do anything wrong.
Dylan VanVooren
2021-03-10 23:39:54 +0000 UTC