You Can (Not) Compete

You Can (Not) Compete
By FC Punk

Asuka was in her bedroom looking herself over in the mirror. Turn to her side. Turn to the other side.

“Well,”

She smiled at what she saw, putting her hands on her bulging belly sack that pushed  out the front of her dress. She examined her face, her round cheeks and her double chin.

“I’ve been porking up nicely,” Asuka said with confidence in her portly body. She was wearing her yellow sun dress which now clung to her flab. Stretched across her tummy the outline of her belly button could be made out through the yellow material. Her fat round arms were on full display with full bingo wings. She had finished eating a whole pizza and was nice and bloated.

Asuka had been putting on weight on purpose as part of a competition, a sort of game between her and Rei.

It all stemmed from Kaworu. Kaworu Nagisa had sparked something in Shinji, it made him discover he was a feeder and it made Shinji dedicate himself to cooking. As Kaworu grew into a fat boy Shinji’s attraction to Kaworu’s growing size became far apparent. Both girls had an attraction to Shinji and connected the dots. If Shinji liked feeding people fat, then both girls gladly accepted it.

For weeks on end both girls asked Shinji to make food for them and the sweet boy happily obliged. As the girls grew so too did their competitiveness between each other. It ultimately came to a head with both of them declaring this game. Whoever became the fattest at the end of this month would get full access to Shinji’s cooking for the entirety of the next month, the loser would have to sit it out and abstain from Shinji’s food.

“This is perfect, I’m a complete porker. There’s no way Rei will be able to win. I’ll have a whole month of eating Shinji’s tasty treats.”

Just then a rumbling brewed in her tummy. Groaning Asuka scrunched up her face and farted loudly *Prrrrrrrrt~!!!*

“Mein Gott im Himmel!” She swore, waving her hand in her face to dispel the smelly gas. Over time as Asuka grew fatter she had picked up a gas problem. Asuka felt like a great big fart balloon, intermittently letting out puffs of smelly gas. Asuka couldn’t stand the smell of her own farts and while she was more than a little embarrassed by her smelly butt, if farting more than an engorged hog was the price she had to pay to win this contest, then so be it.

Pushing her belly as far as it would go she waddled out of her smelly room and made her way towards Shinji who was doing homework

“Hey Shinji!” She said flirtatiously, leaning over to show her enlarged bust which was bordering on a double D. Her round face smirked, “Wanna have some fun later?”

Shinji looked up at Asuka, blushed at her new found mammaries and said, “Um, a-actually Asuka Rei is supposed to be coming over soon, I’m going to teach her how to bake a cake.”

Asuka’s chubby cheeks turned bright red.

She did NOT want Rei in the same apartment as her.

“No, no not her! Not Wonder Girl!” Asuka whined when the door knocked. “Come in!” Shinji called out and Rei waddled in. Asuka frowned looking her over. Rei filled her largest school uniform with her corpulence. Her belly pushed out the front of her jumper dress and her butt pushed out the back. Her breasts, which had always been larger than other girls, were looking even bigger pushing the red bow out. Her legs were soft and round and she had developed thick cankles too. With her blue hair and the blue color scheme of her uniform Rei had the resemblance of an overly ripe blueberry. In her hand was a bottle of soda she had been drinking from.

“Hello Shinji, Asuka.” Rei softly said, stepping inside her cankled calfs jiggled with each step she took.

“Hey Rei!” Shinji smiled, getting up. “Are you ready to learn how to bake a cake?”

Rei blushed in her chubby cheeks, “Yes I am, pilot Ikari.”

Asuka suddenly piped up, “Hey! I wanna learn too!!”

Shinji looked at the gigantic red head nervously, “Uhhh, alright Asuka! You can learn too!”

Shinji went and got things prepared while Asuka looked Rei over.

“Well Wonder Girl, hope you’ve been eating good the weigh-ins in two weeks, think you can beat me?” Rei looked Asuka over, the obese red head had a shiny grease sheen to her skin. “I might,” Rei spoke softly, “I might. I have been drinking lots of soda.”

Asuka gave a haughty dismissive laugh “Ha! That won’t be enough to beat me!”

Suddenly there was another knock on the door. Shinji went to open it and smiled wide, “Kaworu! Come in!”

Both girls watched the mysterious fat boy waddle in. At 400 pounds Kaworu’s big belly strained the buttons of his white shirt and hung over the waistband of his pants. His legs were thick and round enough that Kaworu’s gait had become a ponderous waddle. His thick double chinned face smiled sweetly “Thank you for having me over Shinji-kun.” Shinji blushed tenderly, “O-of course” he said and gave him a hug, savoring Kaworu’s plush body.

Asuka fumed, her face turning as red as her hair “I bet that cake is just for him.” Asuka was the most jealous of Kaworu. She had a deep seated attraction to that stupid dork Shinji, but it turned out the boy was bi! She had to deal with a boy! A boy of all people to win a dork. Oh it made her mad, especially when the revelation came that Shinji liked his lover's fat. All this time she had kept her figure when she could have just indulged.

Rei watched Kaworu with her own suspicion. There was just something about this boy that was off putting, even threatening about him. He had come out of nowhere and just like that he had won over Shinji. Her instincts, perhaps a hold over from Yui, were telling her that Shinji had to be protected and this fat boy was not to be trusted.

Between the two frenemies Kaworu was something they could both mutually agree about.

“What are we having for lunch today Shinji?” Kaworu asked, entering the living room. Shinji smiled wide “Well, I was going to teach the girls how to bake a cake. Come on let’s go into the kitchen!”

“HOLD UP!”

Shinji turned to look at Asuka who held a pudgy hand up, “What’s up Asuka?”

“We should order some pizza.”

Shinji looked at her strangely, “But Asuka, we’re going to make a cake.”

“I KNOW THAT SHINJI!” Asuka barked back and explained, “We can have pizza while we make our cake! We can have our cake and eat it too!”

Shinji looked at Rei for her opinion and she softly muttered “If Asuka pays I do not object.” Shinji scratched the back of his head and apprehensively said “A-alright I guess you can order out Asuka!”

Asuka glared at Rei and pulled out her phone. Rapidly dialing for pizza a short raspy *Prrrt* escapes her fat rump and Rei covers her nose. Seeing Rei cover her nose and acknowledge her farting problem only made her madder and when she got through to the pizza place she bitchily put in her order.

After the order was put in and Shinji began to talk about measurements Asuka suddenly held her hand up again "HOLD UP! I want to make my own cake."

Shinji rubbed his chin in thought, "Well I guess we could, we have two pans, we'd just need to increase the measurements. Is that fine with everyone." There was no objections and Shinji smiled "Okay Asuka, you can have a cake all to yourself." Rei had to snicker quietly at Asuka's piggish appetite.

Shinji went over things, Rei and Kaworu paying attention while Asuka's piggy eyes paid more attention to the door.

“Okay, now we place the batter in the-Asuka what are you doing?!?”

Asuka had her bowl tipped to her slips and she was swallowing her cake batter. Placing it down she burped softly *Burp* and said “What are you so upset about Shinji! It’s just a little bit, it’s not gonna make me sick.” She proceed to pour the rest of the batter into the pan. The weigh in between Asuka and Rei was tonight and Asuka was not going to let Rei win.

Just as they put the cakes in the oven the door knocked.

“That is the pizza, I will get them.” Rei announced, taking a swig of soda. Waddling her way to the door she felt bloated in her stomach, since this contest had started she had switched drinking water to drinking soda entirely, the liquid calories showing on her bloated body. Approaching the door a deep masculine belch escaped her lips *Brrrruuuup~!*

After bringing the stack of five pizzas back to the kitchen Rei discovered they were all meat lovers. “I am a vegetarian, I do not eat this,” She whispered as Asuka gave a faux-pout “Aww, I’m so sorry Rei! I totally forgot!”

Shinji sighed at Asuka’s antics and started to pick the meat off Rei’s slices, making Rei blush, “Thank you pilot Ikari.” Asuka huffed when Shinji started to feed Kaworu slices, Kaworu passively letting him, hands resting on his portly belly. It all led Asuka to stuff herself with meat lovers slices. Taking huge bites she stuffed her belly, passing gas to make room *PRRRRRRUMPP! PRRRRRUMMMP! PRRRRRRUMPPP!!* Rei was constantly refilling her glass with soda, letting out belches along the way *Urrrup Urrrp BELCH BELCH BELCH!*

Asuka and Rei both had voracious appetites and such a desire to gain that they went through three entire pizzas between them. When the cakes were finished Shinji instructed them on how to make buttermilk frosting from scratch, all the while the girls kept feasting and farting and belching.

After the cakes were all ready they started on the cakes, Asuka greedily having her cake all to herself as well as the bowl of frosting that she ate with her fat little hands.

It didn’t take long for them to finish their cakes, Kaworu and Rei having most of the second one. The four of them rested and digested, Kaworu’s obese body cuddled up to Shinji’s skinny bean pole body.

After a good while Rei and Asuka both heaved up.

“Well wonder girl,” Asuka paused and passed gas *Prrrrrrrrummmpt~!* “I think it’s time for us to weigh in.” Rei looked over the engorged redhead stuffed with pizza and cake and waved the air around her, “Indeed. Let’s settle this once and for all.”

With the scale in front of them Asuka went first. Lifting a foot caused one more fart to bubble out *Prrrt* and she settled, the scale climbing to 401.1 pounds.

“HA! I won, wonder girl!” Asuka crowed, rubbing her belly she farts loud and long *PRRRRRRRRRPPPPPT!!!!* Rei wrinkled her nose in disgust at all the farts that had blown from Asuka’s fat ass. “It is still my turn, Asuka.” She stepped on, belching a huge *URRRRRRRRRP!* from the depths of her gut.

401.1

“W-Wha? A tie! No! NO! THAT'S NOT FAIR!” Asuka stomped a foot in rage and farted *PRRRRRRRRT!* in rage as Rei frowned in disappointment.

It was then Kaworu waddled over, “Oh hey girls? Are you weighing yourselves? I should check too.”

435.5

Kaworu could only giggle with happiness, a hand on his monstrous belly “Hehehe, oh my. Shinji really has been spoiling me.”

Both girls glared at the boy as he stepped off and heavily waddled back to Shinji.

“Wonder girl.” Asuka growled and Rei looked at her, “Yes?”

“Let’s start a new contest. Whoever reaches past 435.5 by this time next month wins. Got it?”

Rei watched Kaworu get back to snuggling with Shinji and Shinji rubbing his rolls and nodded.

“Agreed.”

The End.