Fun & Games

Fun & Games

A Sword Art Online Fanfic

By FC Punk

“Alright, get ready!”

The Black Swordsman Kirito yelled over to his girlfriend Asuna who bore her rapier while looking at the oncoming threat.

“I’m always ready Kirito!” Asuna took a stance, flicking her long strawberry blonde hair back to clear her vision for the upcoming battle.

It was going to be an intense battle as the two faced off against...fifteen Fluffy Wuffles. The five adorable six feet tall bunnies with razor sharp buck teeth and a cottontail the size of cheerleading pom poms hopped closer and closer.

These monster bunnies were the starting monsters of this game, but the battle couple were taking this very seriously.

“Here I go!” Asuna yelled out and charged the Fluffy Ruffles, the Lightning Flash took off charging at the bunnies with her rapier, she hit two thanks to her quickness, her speed was well known in the MMORPG gaming community. Her muscles popped as she thrust her blade at them, her toned arms were well trained by experience, she and Kirito had leveled up tremendously already.

However what started as speed quickly degenerated into a sluggish pace.

“Asuna you’ve gotta conserve your strength!” Kirito yelled out in concern while fighting alongside his girlfriend, opting to let the monsters come to him where he mowed them down with his sword. Asuna however fell to one knee, covering her mouth. Kirito grew concerned and yelled out “Disconnect!”

“Asuna, are you okay?”  Kazuto took off his headset and saw his girlfriend in the real world. Asuna was enormously obese, clad in just a pair of bra and panties that strained to contain her body. Her massive belly flowed over the front of her panties and over onto her lap like a beanbag chair full of pudding while her bra was just too small, her breasts were falling out of her cups. Her legs were round bloated pillars of marshmallow puff with her buttocks not even beginning to be covered by her flimsy panties.

But that wasn’t the only change in Asuna.

Her rapunzel like strawberry blonde hair was limp and her skin was greasy with blotchy acne coating her pale skin with a particular stubborn crop on her flabby cheeks and a batch on her boobs. She also smelled to high heaven with sweat collecting in her thick rolls and under her breasts while her armpits were damp and moist. 

To put it simply Asuna was a malodorous fat blob. But Kazuto wasn’t any better.

He was just as huge as his girlfriend and smelled just as bad. His face was rounded out with his own crop of pimples and his belly flowed over his knees as he sat in his chair while his chest had grown into a tremendous pair of breasts, resting heavily on his stomach they were the size of cantaloupes. He was similarly sweaty like Asuna with droplets of sweat falling off his chest. He was only wearing a pair of boxers, but they were packed with his flabby ass and cut into his soft thighs. His musk was stronger than his girlfriends, in the messy apartment his smell dominated her stink.

Asuna moaned, slowly taking off her headset she looked herself over, seeing she had thrown up on herself. Her already stained white bra was now coated in vomit, chunks of food coating her breasts.  “It happened again, while I was in the game.”

Kazuto gave his girlfriend a sympathetic expression, it pained him to see her like this.

“It’s okay, I’ve got you.” Kazuto got a towel and started to wipe the collection of bile off her. “I keep telling you, you need to conserve your strength and energy.”

Asuna sat and moaned as she was cleaned up, “Hehah, huff...But it’s so similar to SAO, at least in mechanics.”

Kazuto shook his head, “It is on the surface, but this system is different. How fit we are here directly affects the game. We may have leveled up to a hundred quickly, but it’s irrelevant if we’re out of shape, which needless to say, we are.”

Both of them thought it was going to be an easy job. They had been contacted by a developer from America named Mister Salt who wanted them to test his newest game to see if there’s any bugs in the system as well as the VR console that came with it. In return for their work, and ultimately their endorsement, he would reward them with a huge sum of money.

Kazuto and Asuna were both hesitant to accept the offer, they weren’t into gaming for the money. However, Mister Salt kept adding zeros to the offer and it became impossible to resist.

So the game and console was sent to them and they tried it out. At first glance it was no different from SAO, but it proved to be fun, addictively fun. Kazuto and Asuna dedicated themselves to the game, putting in the hours at the expense of everything else. 

They sacrificed fresh air and exercise, becoming pale and out of shape, only venturing out to forage for junk food at the corner market.

They sacrificed healthy food, ordering exclusively delivery from pizza to ramen, with not a single green leaf in their diets, and they replaced water exclusively for soda.

They sacrificed cleanliness, not showering for days and weeks built up a film of disgusting sticky grime that got stuck in their rolls.

After Kazuto finished cleaning his obese girlfriend the blob of a boy heavily sat back down in his chair, the chair groaning under his girth. “We should probably take a break. I’m kinda hungry now.” He reached for a box of nachos that were covered in cheese and chili and took a good fingerful, dropping the chips in his mouth.

Asuna’s hand rested on her stomach, “Yeah, we should take a food break. I know I just threw up, but I’m still so hungry. Once we’re nice and stuffed we can go back to playing the game without distractions.” 

Kazuto nodded, “Yeah, that’s a good idea. I’ll put in an order for pizza.” Kazuto took out his phone and started fiddling with the app of their favorite pizza delivery, smearing the screen with grease. “There, six stuffed crust meat lovers with extra cheese. Three pizzas for both of us, that should be enough for us to get back in the game.” It was such a gluttonous order. Their apartment that they shared was filled with more than enough junk, the kitchen table alone looked like a white trash buffet. 

Asuna frowned, “I don’t think I can wait for the pizzas to come.” Kazuto nodded, “I know, me either. That’s why I’m helping myself to these nachos. It’s like you said, the sooner we’re stuffed the sooner we can go back to playing.” Asuna giggled, “When I’m right I’m right. I think I need something sweet, I still have that gross vomit taste in my mouth.”

Asuna groaned and slowly rose from her seat, her massive belly sagged down her thighs and slapped against her knees with every step she took to the table. “Ooof, pooof!” Asuna huffed and puffed under the enormous weight of her body. She paused between the couch and the table, trying to catch her breath she wiped the sweat from her forehead. Being so enormously fat caused the blubber couple to sweat buckets, a consequence of their vulgar gluttony. 

Kazuto ate quickly, his hands returning to the nacho box over and over again. In his piggish eating molten cheese and chili was smeared over his mouth, with bits of it falling onto his enormous double chin that jutted out from under his face and rested on his chest. Within moments the box was emptied and Kazuto took it and licked up the rest of the cheese and chili before belching like a hog and discarded it onto the ground to join the rest of the trash on the floor.

He started to rise as well, his own massive gut hung over his boxers and completely obscured his privates when he was naked. The former stick thin boy wobbled with every step he took until he joined Asuna where she was, similarly breathing hard and sweaty as could be. Asuna peered at him and had to laugh, “Haha, wow. We really are out of shape.” Kazuto agreed, “Yeah we are. We’ll have to think of something.”

Asuna frowned as she looked down at her chest, creating a third chin. “This bra is just not working. Look at these!” She exclaimed, holding her heaving breasts that were falling out of her stained top, “Does this bra look like they can contain me? I’m just going to take it off, is that okay with you?”

Kazuto flushed. He loved Asuna very much and even though they had been naked together lots of times Kazuto still got flustered seeing her like that. “Y-yeah,” he said, “You probably should.”

Asuna reached behind her and unhooked her bra, letting her breasts free onto her stomach. She looked at the table and saw her prize, a whole family size cheesecake, her favorite treat. Asuna licked her lips and took a big handful to her mouth, moaning over the creamy sweetness. “Mmmm! I just love cheesecake!”

Kazuto saw his own prize, a collection of tacos. He leaned on the table to keep his balance and started to eat, sweat dripping from him and falling onto his food. Asuna smiled at his gluttony, “Eat all you can Kirito! The sooner you’re stuffed the sooner we can get back to the game!”

Kazuto was encouraged by his girlfriend’s words and took bigger bites of the tacos. Each crunching bite made greasy hamburger and cheese fall on him with some getting on his breasts and others just fell on his stomach. Asuna reached for a candy dish and sprinkled several M&Ms onto her cheesecake making it even tastier.

The two smelly lovers pigged out until there was a knock on the door, the pizzas had arrived.

Kazuto looked at his topless girlfriend and said “I’ll get it.” He grasped a wife beater that was so stained an entire bottle of bleach wouldn’t be able to clean it and started to put it on. Lifting up his arms to put it on made the full might of Kazuto’s BO to spew out. A dumb happy expression grew on Asuna’s face in a pavlovian response to her boyfriend’s musk, it always made her happy because she associated the strong smell with him.

With the wife beater on Kazuto huffed and puffed his way to the door.

The delivery girl standing outside was not happy to be there. The slobs inside were regular customers, sometimes ordering three times in one day. The poor girl always seemed to be the one to give the hogs their food. She waited outside the door, mentally preparing herself for what was to come as everytime she came there the smell got worse and worse.

When the door opened the delivery girl nearly dropped the stack of pizzas from the choking miasma that was released, to say nothing of the size of this apparent NEET. “S-sign here please!” She managed to say, handing Kazuto the receipt for him to sign. Upon receiving the receipt back she handed Kazuto the stack and left as fast as she could.

Returning back Asuna and Kazuto shuffled over to the couch, the two titanic teens took up the entire space and their fat rolls pushed against each other in the most comforting way. Kazuto  gave Asuna hers and they started to dig in. Both of them loved pizza, they ate it all the time, the majority of their heavy blubber was pizza weight.

“Oh, so good!” Asuna moaned while eating a slice backwards, getting the stuffed crust first. Eating this way made the bacon and sausage bits fall from the front and land on her body, coating her lard laden body with food. She saw what was happening and giggled, “Hehe, looks like I’m getting more on me than in me.” Kazuto smirked and picked a stray pepperoni off her chest and ate it. 

Asuna pouted, “Hey! That’s mine!” Kazuto said, “Don’t waste food, it’s important. You need to be full, you’re not going to be full if you keep dropping it.” Asuna rolled her eyes, “I think you’re just  being greedy. In that case two can play at that game.” At that Asuna took a slice out of Kazuto’s box, making him protest “Hey!”

The gluttonous couple stared at each other with daggers before little smirks grew on their greasy lips and the two burst out laughing. “Heheh, we have six pizzas in total, it’s not a big deal.” Kazuto snickered, Asuna agreeing “That’s right. You’re my boyfriend, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is yours.”

With that the slob couple opened all six boxes and feasted together. “Here you go Asuna,” Kazuto held a slice up and Asuna lovingly ate it from his hand, grease splattering on her mouth. Asuna did the same, “Come on Kirito, eat up. Eat all you can.” Kazuto and Asuna fed each other pizza like a newlywed couple feeding each other cake.

Slice after slice and bite after bite they encouraged each other to eat. With each bite their guts swelled in size, and the larger they grew the less pizza slices there were. Soon though Kazuto started to slow down. “Are you okay Kirito? You don’t look okay.”

“Uhhhh, URRK! URRRRUKK!!” Kazuto moaned before he started to vomit, spewing chunks of undigested pizza and green bile onto himself and Asuna. He coated his lover’s bare naked breasts with vomit.

The sudden action activated Asuna’s own gag reflex and she threw up as well, ejecting her own undigested collection of pizza from the depths of her gut. “Hrrrrrukk!” Asuna heaved as she puked on her boyfriend.

After coating each other with a layer of vomit both Kazuto and Asuna were panting like dogs, it had taken a lot out of them. “H-heh,” Asuna pants, “We might have overdone it.” Kazuto, who was similarly exhausted from violently expelling his guts, could only nod in agreement. Asuna looked at the remaining pizza slices and said, “We should probably finish the pizzas.” Kazuto looked at the pizzas as well, “Are you sure?” Asuna nodded her head, making her huge double chin bulge, “Definitely. We have to make sure we’re ready.”

So the two teens, both covered in vomit, started to finish off their fattening pizza pies. They pushed on, filling their guts with food, trying to compensate for what they had thrown up. After finishing all the slices both Asuna and Kazuto tilted their heads back and collectively moaned at the stuffed full feeling, “Ooooh.”

They rubbed their stomachs, feeling the stiff fullness under their layers of soft lard. The feeling of a contented stomach made it all worth it, but there was another feeling that they liked: They absolutely adored the feeling of their softness smooshing against each other, their rolls pressing against each other like misplaced baked goods.

“Oh God,” Asuna moaned, “I feel like I’m pregnant.” Kazuto turned his head to Asuna in disbelief, Asuna laughing “Haha, not literally! I just mean I feel heavy, full, you know? I feel...fat.”

“You’re not the only one. I feel so full.” Kazuto rubbed his immense gut, the manifestation of his gluttony made flesh rested on his lap. He grasped handfuls of his gut and shook it in his head, “Seriously, this thing is heavy.”

Asuna smiled at him while reaching out to play with his packed gut. His soft flesh was malleable beneath her fat fingers and she was overjoyed by jiggling her Kazuto’s jelly. She was in lust with Kazuto’s belly, the massive orb of belly fat was just so big it turned her on. She looked at him as she kneaded his rolls, “You know something Kirito? I love you.” Kazuto looked at Asuna’s admiring eyes and smiled warmly, “I love you too Asuna. Getting trapped in SAO was the best thing to happen to me because I met you.” Asuna giggled at that, picking up a stray pizza crust she started to feed Kazuto. Kazuto sat there and passively ate it, allowing his girlfriend to feed him fatter.

After all the pizza crusts were eaten Kazuto looked at his headset. “Alright, let’s get back to the game.” Asuna nodding “Right!” She grunted and took three attempts to get up before she managed to heave herself off the couch, her massive slab of belly fat jiggled and slapped against her thighs while crumbs and chunks of vomit fell off her like rain falling from the heavens. 

She resumed her spot and put on her headset while Kazuto fiddled with the controls while wearing his own headset. “Alright, here we go. In three, two, one!”

Kazuto hit a key and within a blink of an eye they were back in a woodland environment in the mountains. They were also wearing outfits reminiscent of their time in SAO, Kirito in black and Asuna in red and white. The similarities were what gave the initial impression that this game was just an SAO knock off. 

They saw a creek a few feet over and went over to look into the reflection. Staring back at them were figures they hadn’t seen for a long time in the real world. Avatars of their past selves, thin and fit with no blemishes, and no revolting smell. They didn’t look like grotesque bloated blubber sacks that could barely breathe and barely walk, they looked healthy and in the prime of their youth.

Asuna placed her knees on the moss covered ground and reached up to touch the water, “Is that us?” Kirito turned his back to the creek, “Come on, get away from the creek. You know better.” Asuna pulled her hand back and got back up, “Right.” It was something they talked about when they started getting seriously fat. They tried to avoid mirrors and other reflections, it would only mess with them and psyche them out.

Kirito pulled out an item, a pocket watch that when he popped open projected a map. “The next dungeon is three miles north from here. I think if we follow the creek this way it’ll take us straight to it.”

Kirito lead Asuna through the woodland and forests, the sounds of the rushing water of the creek, the chirps and fluttering of the birds, and the cracking of leafs and twigs under their boots were the soundtrack of the game. “I’ve got to hand it to Mister Salt, the detail is pretty nice. It reminds me of the forest where my parents took us camping. It’s just like real life.” 

Kirito looked back at Asuna and said, “My parents never took me camping.” Asuna nodded thoughtfully, “That’s too bad, it’s actually really,” Asuna paused from speaking as she narrowed her eyes “What the heck is that?”

The two approached a cow that was taking a drink from the creek. Kirito traced his hand across the side of the bovine who paused from drinking to let out a “Mooo!”

“In this game milk helps with damage recovery, as well as mana restoration. It’s obviously a sign that the dungeon is close by. We should replenish our milk stock.”

Kirito took two bottles and crouched down, starting to milk the cow. Asuna smirked, watching her boyfriend milk the cow. “You know, when this is all over with it’d be nice to use the money to buy a place out in the country. Just you and me.”

Kirito chuckled at that, “Heh. A farming life. Now that’s hard to imagine.”

Asuna stroked the cow’s back, “We’re probably the size of this cow in real life.”

Kirito finished the first bottle and then went on the second, “Maybe bigger. We have no idea how much we weigh.”

Asuna teased him, “Are you calling your girlfriend a cow?” Kirito looked up at her and smirked, “Are you calling your boyfriend a bovine?” They both stared at each other with utmost seriousness before laughing. “Hah. With the amount of money Salt is going to give us we could buy back our thinness if we wanted it.”

Asuna nodded, “We can buy any future we want with that amount of money. We could go anywhere, do anything. Just you and me.”

After they filled their bottles they continued on their journey to the dungeon, following the creek to the opening of a cave. The rock formation resembled a giant wolf’s head with its mouth open. 

“This must be the dungeon,” Kirito deadpanned at the ominous looking cave opening. Kirito hopped into the creek, the water up to his knees. “Come on Asuna.” He reached out, grasping her hand he helped Asuna into the creek, causing her to squeak, “Ah! It’s cold!”

“Sorry, forgot to warn you.” Asuna huffed as she tried to get used to the water. Approaching the entrance both Kirito and Asuna pulled out their pocket watch items. “Alright, we’ll set the save spot here. If we need to disconnect we’ll come back to this point.” Asuna nodded, “Got it, but what are we going to do? It’s so dark!”

Kirito pulled out his sword, “I’ve really not been looking forward to casting this spell. It’s going to hurt like hell.” Asuna watched curiously at Kirito who gripped the sword. 

“Hnnng” Kirito grunted and winced as he squeezed, the blade cutting his hand and blood started to roll down the steel, painting the iron in crimson. “Eisen in mir,” he softly spoke, his voice trembling. “Eisen, das ist mein Schwert. Verteidige mich auch in der dunkelsten Nacht!”

With a swipe of his hand the sword exploded in fire, the blade now coated in flame which lightened the cave like a torch.

Asuna hurried over and started to bandage his hand, “That was amazing Kirito! Was that German you just spoke?”

Kirito moaned as he held the flaming sword while his other hand was being bandaged. 

“Nnn, yeah it was. It was from the guide Salt sent us. The spells are in German, it took me a while to translate them. As far as I can tell they’re very basic utility spells, but they can also be used for attack purposes. Although we’ll probably need to find a proper torch soon, the longer the spell is active the more mana it drains. It was a good thing we replenish our milk.”

Kirito started to trek into the dungeon but stopped when he saw Asuna wasn’t following. “Asuna, what’s wrong?”

“I’m hungry.”

Kirito looked at her, “You can’t be serious.”

Asuna pouted, “I am. My stomach is rumbling in the real world. I need to eat.”

Kirito frowned, this system was beyond weird. They could feel hunger from the real world, as well as other sensations like heat or cold. There were times where they were distracted by such things as a caterpillar crawling up their legs.

Kirito’s stomach suddenly rumbled and he felt hungry too. This was an aspect of their massive obesity that they didn’t foresee. The bigger the two got the more it took to satisfy their hunger.

“Yeah, I’m hungry too now. Let’s get something to eat, then we’ll start the dungeon. Disconnect.”

In the blink of an eye the game ended and Kazuto and Asuna returned to the real world, taking off their headsets.

“Mmmmm, but what to eat?” Asuna said in a most greedy sort of way, eyeing all the delectable rich treats before her. “There’s regular cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake, chocolate cheesecake, oh I don’t know what to pick!” Asuna whined at all the options available to her.

Kazuto found his girlfriend’s indecisiveness to be adorable, he gave a kind smile and told her, “Eat it all, we have to get back to the dungeon.”

With Kazuto’s prodding Asuna grinned and picked up the strawberry and chocolate cheesecakes. Taking them out of the package she placed the spongy cakes on her immense stomach and slouched back as she started to eat. 

Her gut was so big it could hold both cakes perfectly like a table and Asuna ate with both hands, doing away with utensils. Indeed, her fat greedy fingers dug into the cakes and brought chunks to her mouth. The sound of smacking lips and breathy grunts came from the hog of a girl, she was so preoccupied with stuffing herself.

Kazuto on his part was going through a bag of french fries, it was almost like a feed bag, which was appropriate for a boy the size of a farm animal. 

His round soft arm went in and out of the bag, bringing more fattening potatoes into his mouth and wiping his greasy salty fingers on his white wife beater. He ate and ate at such a pace that he was starting to get overly warm. Kazuto paused from eating and start to wiggle out of his top, his fat wobbling from his big belly that filled his lap like a Saint Bernard, to his arms that were so flabby he had bingo wings like a fat girl, and to his saggy flabby pectorals that looked more like loose breasts than anything else with his stretched out areolas.

The cheesecakes Asuna had been eating were both full sized cakes and there were only just a little bit left. Her fingers were caked and when she wasn’t taking digging in like a Godless animal she was constantly licking them, trying to get even the littlest bit of creamy goodness into her. When she was parched she reached for the minifridge by them and took out a carton of full milk that she began to drink from.

“Snnrk Snrrk!” She breathed through her nose as she guzzled, making porcine sounding noises. The milk was emptied and she discarded the carton on the floor like a champion frat brother, complete with a big milky burp. “Urrrrraph!” Asuna slowly burped loud and long. It was a very satisfying burp, but before she could revel in her sloppy piggery she threw up on herself once more. “Urrr! Urrk!” Pure white liquid with chunks of cake spewed out of her mouth and onto herself.

Kazuto looked at her with concern and then disgust as Asuna resumed eating her cakes, even while coated in vomit.

“Asuna, that’s disgusting.”

“I don’t care, there’s still more cake! I need to eat! WE need to eat so we can finish this game!”

That’s right, it was all for the game. Kazuto looked at his love gorging herself and then down at his belly and chest. The fact is, they haven't made much progress in the game at all, beyond leveling up. The dungeon that they had just started was the very first dungeon in the game.

Were they ever going to finish the game?