Healthy and Happy, the Blog of Megan Waters

December 31st, 2018

Heeeey everyone, Megan Waters here! I hope you all enjoyed the Holidays wisely and dodged the holiday goodies and weight gain that comes with it! I know I have, I didn’t even have a single cookie. Why else do you think I’m so thin? Thanksgiving and Christmas is no excuse to be outside the gym! Or even taking a brisk walk outside! It’s beautiful to walk in the snow!

As a personal trainer the start of the new year is so annoying! So many girls just let themselves go and balloon into out of shape fatsos! And fatties just get even fatter! And we all know how much I despise fatties, lol!

It’s not that hard to be thin! Just eat good nutritional meals and exercise and you’ll be a 120 pound knockout like me! I mean look at my profile picture! See how toned my abs are? How tight my bum is? My thighs don’t touch AT ALL, and my cheek bones just make my face striking, doesn’t it? And to top it off, I’m blonde and we all know blondes have more fun!

Well, skinny blondes that is!  Sorry fatties!

With that in mind, I...have a New Year's Resolution. Something of a project.

I’m going to get fat.

Really, really fat.

And then I’m going to get thin again!

I’ve seen this before on other blogs, from fit to fat to fit again, and while they’ve been amazing, I think I can do better.

Because from what I’ve seen in every single one of those, the blogger only puts on 20 to 30 pounds. And while they do become fat, that's still only such little weight. Losing 30 pounds is child’s play, I’ve helped tons of hippo girls lose more than that.

So instead I’m going to double my weight! I would end up at 240, which is huge! I would be just as big as some of my clients!

Losing double my weight...it seems insane, but I know I can do it!

I’ve always been thin and trim and thats because I learned how to eat well as a child! Just because I’m going to be giving this up for a year doesn’t mean I can’t go back to my yummy fruits and veggies!

I’m going to show all you fat slobs that all of this is easy! 

Well, the ball is about to drop!

Bon Apetite!

#lettingmyselfgo #yearofthepig #provingapoint