Long April Fools [Story]

X-Treme Gullibility

Written and Illustrated by: PWC Sponson

Julie wiggled her hips, sinking a few inches deeper into the purple phallus with the aid of gravity. Her hips and legs were spread wide to accommodate the three-foot-wide, seven-foot-tall dildo that stretched her and her womb to unbelievable proportions.

Her heavy breaths of labor harmonized with the squelching of her pussy against silicone. Juices flowed down the sides of the shiny dildo, wetting the towel laid upon the shag carpet. Sweat poured down her body and mixed with her pussy juices on the floor, sweet and sticky evidence showing hours of work. Julie felt an orgasm rising, and so she slowed her pace, not wanting to overstimulate herself.

Slowly working the gargantuan toy, Julie looked around the room. Dozens of dildos littered it, each one bigger than the one before it, chronicling her journey over the past year from a six-incher to the seven footer she currently rode. It was only last April when she learned of the sport “X-Treme Dildo Riding” from her friend Jane, and with gentle urging she started training her body. Julie’s body took to it well, painlessly stretching and growing to meet each increase in size, and it wasn’t long until she was riding dildos taller than herself.

Julie’s cunt quivered with ecstasy as she slid a few more inches down the shaft, her torso-sized clitoris hard as stone. Just another foot and a half and I’ll have finally completed this one, she thought to herself.

A knock sounded from her door and she was forced to stifle a stray moan.

“Hey! I’m busy!” Julie quickly protested, as if her modesty still held any importance. “Don’t come in!”

“Relax! It’s just me,” The familiar voice of her friend Jane responded as she entered the room. She wore a simple summer outfit with a tote bag slung over her shoulder.

“I was just in the area shopping, and I figured I’d drop by because I haven’t seen you in a while! Damn girl, what are you doing?!”

“Hmm? Oh yeah, sorry, I’ve been busy training for the “X-Treme Dildo Riding” thing you told me about last year.”

A pregnant pause filled the room. Jane looked Julie up and down before bursting out with an innocent, jovial laughter.

“Ooooh! Right!” Jane giggled, “Uhh, April Fools! The “X-Treme Dildo Riding” sport thing was something I made up!”

“Huh?” Julie asked flatly. “April Fools?”

Jane nodded her head.

“What do you mean “X-Treme Dildo Riding” isn’t a real sport?”

Julie sank a few inches further into her dildo, as if wanting to hide from her own “X-Treme Gullibility”.

“Then what have I been practicing all year for?!”

Jane shrugged. The realization that it had been a prank caught up to Julie, and in that same instant so did her orgasm. A powerful jet of girl-cum shot out her cunt with an intense force, splattering everywhere upon impact with the floor. Her spasming body flailed against itself as she screamed, half in bliss, half in frustration. Julie slid further down the dildo with each spastic jerk of pleasure, becoming more dildo-shaped than human with each passing moment. Finally, with a loud SCHLORP, her hips hit the floor, all seven-feet of dildo nested inside her womb.

Julie, in the throes of a wild orgasm, had another orgasm.

It wasn’t until hours later when Julie finally regained her senses, having lost herself to pleasure sometime ago. Jane was gone, presumably having left while Julie was incoherently cumming. It was humiliating having been so easily tricked, but Julie found herself grateful in a way. Real sport or otherwise, she knew she couldn’t stop. She smiled as she admired her distended belly, knowing she could finally order the ten-footer.