A Painful Jog
Added 2023-07-23 18:12:50 +0000 UTC"Hey guys, shouldn't we do cardio too? Maybe in the early morning, so it won't interfere with anyone's schedule, and I will bring my dog, who will cheer everybody up with their enthusiasm!"
And so this bunch of hypertrophic beasts learned that jogging is self-inflicted torture when every step is lifting 200+kgs of body mass with stubby cartoon legs. At least the primates do. The wolf is pretty comfortable, just a bit confused by the existence of dogs.
If you're wondering why the guys have platform handles painted on their mighty not-fit-for-cardio torsos, that's because I've posted it on the dying Twitter platform and Elon would personally bury beneath the ground a tweet containing so many external links. Feel free to take note and follow me on other platforms too.
Especially Mastodon. I really dig the safe space vibe of that place. Like Tumblr before the purge turned it into a den of Puriteens.
And for whoever says that it will never get the traffic that Twitter gets… That's the point of decentralization. Not allowing a handful of platforms that go by the most generic, outdated, and USA-oriented content policies and outsource moderation to Third-World Countries to handle everything that is posted on the Web.
And so this bunch of hypertrophic beasts learned that jogging is self-inflicted torture when every step is lifting 200+kgs of body mass with stubby cartoon legs. At least the primates do. The wolf is pretty comfortable, just a bit confused by the existence of dogs.
If you're wondering why the guys have platform handles painted on their mighty not-fit-for-cardio torsos, that's because I've posted it on the dying Twitter platform and Elon would personally bury beneath the ground a tweet containing so many external links. Feel free to take note and follow me on other platforms too.
Especially Mastodon. I really dig the safe space vibe of that place. Like Tumblr before the purge turned it into a den of Puriteens.
And for whoever says that it will never get the traffic that Twitter gets… That's the point of decentralization. Not allowing a handful of platforms that go by the most generic, outdated, and USA-oriented content policies and outsource moderation to Third-World Countries to handle everything that is posted on the Web.
Comments
It would be sexier if there was an overtime picture where they start to loose their clothes and have their socks flip around
LoanShark
2023-10-01 05:34:29 +0000 UTCI suppose anthro wolves would look at dogs the same way we look at monkeys. so yeah absolutely fascinating.
Rodney Talon
2023-07-23 19:27:03 +0000 UTC
