Celebrity Bangmatch - Third Fight - Jon Talbain VS Zangief
Added 2021-02-16 17:01:16 +0000 UTCSorry for having made you wait. I hope that you appreciate this bigger update of Celebrity Bangmatch, which goes from my stupid moments with He-Man to the challenger's presentation.
I've also found the better compromise between having the hosts present only as emojis or always crowding the background: make them occupy as a side-screen the dead corners of the illustration. They feel more involved without being invasive.
He-Man's interviews are more experimental ground, and this time I've experimented with the 16:9 format, which certainly pleases the Blue Bird. Also the ground for sniping my unpopular opinions about the trends of the geek-sphere.
This time: Mario and Bowser. Why? How? They're tiny, round, with big bulgy eyes and cartoonish features. How can people find something alluring in these childish character designs?
They're shaped like fucking plushes.
Wait, plushes, cartoon animals. Fursuits are cartoon animals. Fursuits are wearable plushes! Oh my… It all comes full circle!
While I take the time to recover from this creepy realization, let's talk about the challengers.
Jon Talbain has come here to chew slippers and kick ass, and he's all out of slippers. Zangief loves to crack bad puns and throw away his clothes, but he will have a lot less time for doing both these things after the fight.
Who is your favorite? The hunched-over beast with thick fur, impossible body proportions, and an insane appetite for human meat, or the werewolf? Go make your vote here.
