youngnaughty

We have an emergency

Added 2022-12-07 01:34:26 +0000 UTC

So, ugh... something rather unpleasant just happened. Somehow, a piece of broken glass got into beans that we had for dinner, and Ciphoes, our lead programmer, lost in a gamble for who will receive a multiple lacerations on their insides.

I'm not gonna go into too much detail, but, well, now we have a hospital bill to cover.

I guess... if you wanted to support us, maybe download the latest build or something, right now might be an appropriate moment.

Yeah...

UPD: Cipheos is already home, he's alive and well, but he will be drinking lots of pills in coming days to fight imminent infections, because there's just too many cuts to avoid that. So in case you're worried about the man, he's good, apart from not feeling half of his tongue, because he, being the true embodiment of monke, wasn't sure he's chewing on glass and had to triple-check it by... chewing on it more.

UPD2: The craziest thing is that we all fkng ate them. Me, Naughty, Ciph, some other people. It was a literal russian roulette, but with beans. I was the last one to eat them before Ciph, so I guess I should buy a lottery ticket.

UPD3: WHEN I SAID WIDOW'S UPDATE IS THE BEST GLASS YOU EVER CHEWED ON I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY FFS, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR A POINT OF COMPARISON