Ask ARA - Gesture introduction? (24hr)
Added 2018-06-05 00:01:37 +0000 UTC
Last time on Ask ARA: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ask-ara-guest-3-18719431
Practice with Vikna reveals only that ARA has no formalities currently loaded. Faced with a few options, and no time left, the question this time around is this:
What quick action, phrase or gesture should be performed when greeting such a superior?
This is an open-ended question to the comments. This post will be open for one day here, and then make a short poll tomorrow for another day in which you all can vote on the best answer.
Comments
I'm also for some level of either an elaborate bow or curtsy, followed by an accepted gesture but, Vikna has to nervously teach it quick; and does so, but with noticeable fumbles that Ara repeats, given the protocols are NOT loaded.
Archregent Kazumi
2018-06-05 23:47:32 +0000 UTCHead butt, sneak attack damage to the nuts!
Spartan277
2018-06-05 21:25:44 +0000 UTCi second to the bowing gesture, a nice, clean, wordless gesture.
MaximKitsune
2018-06-05 19:07:03 +0000 UTCOk, let me be as clear as possible on how to proceed: "Database db= new Database(); db.ConnectAndInit(); Salute salute= new Salute(); std::vector<salute> saluteVector = db.Find("Formal Salute"); int i = 0; while(!saluteVector[i].isAppropiate("EmeprorLevel") && i < saluteVector.size() ) ++i; salute = saluteVector[i]; salute.Play();"
max72590
2018-06-05 16:29:35 +0000 UTCForceful bow that, standing too close to the emperor, hits him somewhere somehow.
BlackestDawn
2018-06-05 14:55:41 +0000 UTCI donโt think my heart could bare seeing poor sweet ARA suffer a wardrobe malfunction ๐ข
General Degeneracy
2018-06-05 14:40:34 +0000 UTCWhy so many suggestions of "bow and fall off the emperor"?! ๐คฃ this is not anime.๐
Simone Spinozzi
2018-06-05 14:09:49 +0000 UTCJust cause it would be funny if he acted less formally and made vikina freak out โhey rado *holds paw up for high five* โ
Shurtugalskulblaka
2018-06-05 14:00:42 +0000 UTCJust because of how funny this would be: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sihBO2Q2QdY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sihBO2Q2QdY</a>
Electricfox777
2018-06-05 12:24:59 +0000 UTCMilitary salute (since she's part of a military vessel anyway) and a slight bow after that, with a formal greeting "we welcome you..." etc. with a "we" given that being a relay android she's supposed to represent a good chunk of the ship's systems anyway. If prompted with (the probably much more cordial answers, if not outright obscene with double entendres, knowing Fluff-o) keep a good old nice poker face (she can switch off emotional responses i hope)... and try and respond only when addressed, with honesty, and do (with the best of dignity) anything that gets asked.
Simone Spinozzi
2018-06-05 12:04:29 +0000 UTCbowing or kneeling!
2018-06-05 08:33:45 +0000 UTCShake the emperors hand (lady-like) despite a small wardrobe malfunction in front of others and emperor unaware. :3
Canis Lupis Rex
2018-06-05 06:33:19 +0000 UTCWardrobe malfunction as she bows.
Synariel
2018-06-05 06:16:22 +0000 UTCClearly she should press her tongue against her inner cheek as she moves a cupped hand closer to her O shaped agape mouth. I kid. Really, she should simply nod her head politely and put her hands behind her back, standing straight and cordial.
KCDodger
2018-06-05 04:56:50 +0000 UTCA deep, elegant bow.. facing the wrong way.
Vicki M.
2018-06-05 04:50:57 +0000 UTCgangsigns
Valanse
2018-06-05 04:09:28 +0000 UTCA deep bow with hands coming out elegantly to the side, Tail curled at the feet. Look down as you do. You are not equal to him and you are not an opponent, your eyes must break contact till you rise.
Spartan277
2018-06-05 03:32:45 +0000 UTCStand at attention and salute
2018-06-05 03:24:53 +0000 UTC"I admire your chair. It's very tall."
Not Telling
2018-06-05 03:12:10 +0000 UTC๐ Enough said
Jamez115
2018-06-05 03:09:25 +0000 UTCYES! YES! ALL MY YES! Dear god, please, yes! XD
Silvador
2018-06-05 02:15:05 +0000 UTCI'm standing by my previous suggestion from the last poll on greeting royalty.
Gorehound
2018-06-05 01:58:46 +0000 UTCI'm thinking the quick bow with hands folded together in front of her chest might do, with her possibly falling forward off balance and stumbling into the Emperor. :)
2018-06-05 01:27:43 +0000 UTCOffering a handshake would be pretty awkward
Diamondstorm
2018-06-05 01:17:14 +0000 UTCI'd say a lazy wave and a 'sup bro'.
JennyC6
2018-06-05 01:01:41 +0000 UTCJust try to do a simple bow, hands folded in front of you.
Volpethrope
2018-06-05 00:55:42 +0000 UTC"Nanu nanu"
Ngrasta
2018-06-05 00:55:28 +0000 UTCSimilarly, the carefully curated art of an NFL 'good game' ...
WorstCat
2018-06-05 00:54:38 +0000 UTCI guess a simple 'hi-five' is asking too much. Or too little. But it would go along with her previous answer.
WorstCat
2018-06-05 00:53:58 +0000 UTCHowbout a bow, but she bows so low and lifts her tail so high her underwear is visible :D and either she falls or smacks into the emperor
KHVathiel
2018-06-05 00:53:30 +0000 UTCYesssss I was thinking the same exact thing.
Thunderclap421
2018-06-05 00:41:50 +0000 UTCI might regret this, but I was trying to think of the most inappropriate thing. I was thinking some sort of rude gesture, but none seemed to fit. Then it popped in my head, the Nazi salute. Everyone around would be freaking out because she'd have no idea what it meant. I find that hilarious. Of course, that'd make for a horrible picture. :P
Eidi
2018-06-05 00:36:54 +0000 UTCAnd, no, that doesn't mean sticking a finger (or more) up his butt. Some people's kids, sheesh....
Adrian V. Nunenkamp
2018-06-05 00:36:14 +0000 UTCProstration. Rad seems the sort to enjoy abasing others. Since ARA is an AI, well....
Adrian V. Nunenkamp
2018-06-05 00:34:56 +0000 UTCMilitary salute. (That or the finger.)
Cult of Dust
2018-06-05 00:34:49 +0000 UTCBowing so fast/low that she bumps her head on the floor or something would be pretty funny
Copper
2018-06-05 00:16:08 +0000 UTCThe handshake from Undercover Brother <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IJCpZfrPA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IJCpZfrPA</a>
2018-06-05 00:12:02 +0000 UTCA graceful bow, with little to no eye contact. Also, speak only when spoken to around the imperial emperor.
C-Fed
2018-06-05 00:08:06 +0000 UTCI was thinking the fist-bump from Big Hero Six that Baymax does. He is an android after all, lol
JaggedVeil163
2018-06-05 00:07:44 +0000 UTC"Do a barrel roll!"
Antoine Davis
2018-06-05 00:06:54 +0000 UTCwhatever it is don't salute, bow, and offer to shake their hand all at the same time. you have to go for one at a time.
Acrid Rose
2018-06-05 00:06:26 +0000 UTCLive long and prosper...
RougeNation
2018-06-05 00:05:45 +0000 UTC(high-fives the air) Top of the mornin to ya!
DarkWolfElite
2018-06-05 00:05:38 +0000 UTCSalute and shake hands.
Antoine Davis
2018-06-05 00:04:47 +0000 UTCBow. Lower than they bow if they are a superior, but not so low your balance accelerometers have a chance of failing.
Acrid Rose
2018-06-05 00:04:46 +0000 UTCMost sensibly, a bow. Or the salute thing that Vikna does?
2018-06-05 00:04:43 +0000 UTCHer entire serial number and model number
DjDankRoast
2018-06-05 00:04:42 +0000 UTCkissing his majesty's feet
BeingHappy
2018-06-05 00:04:35 +0000 UTC"High-five!"
Thunder Rahja
2018-06-05 00:04:13 +0000 UTC