Autumn in Skyrim is a wet time. And so our pilgrim to the ancient standing stones is plagued by a sheer never ending rain. But at MrMe's arrival, the stones are not the only thing 'standing' here. After days of hard walk and climbing, we reach the far away southern cliff with the sleeping lake behind it, to find a woman.
Her hair as black as the night and her body nearly completely stripped of clothes, she was revealing more muscles in her arm, than we have in our entire body. But we know the strong, yet beautiful and unforgiving face, with this authorial look: it's Riona.
"Hello there.", she begins with a happy grin on her face.
"Riona! Why..?! What?", we start surprised.
"Wasn't expecting me, are you?", Riona says, while she runs her hand seductively over her muscular thigh.
"Yes... but...", we tumble, before the important question leaves our mouth: "... but why are you so small?"
"Well, it hasn't rained in a while, you know?"