Oh god....imagine getting that kind of approval stamped onto your OHIP card....
joe velsher
2024-09-10 23:42:10 +0000 UTC
"neither have I?"
joe velsher
2024-09-10 23:41:22 +0000 UTC
OMFG, last panel had me rolling in pain from laughter 😂.
Pretzel
2024-09-10 21:37:59 +0000 UTC
Aka "spung!"
Clifton Royston
2024-09-10 10:37:29 +0000 UTC
I want Moray to be fluid-bonded with someone.
ValdVin
2024-09-10 00:18:35 +0000 UTC
Wow. Moray. You really are a mouthful. Its a fellatio joke, you see.
legobil
2024-09-09 19:07:35 +0000 UTC
You could, what, drown?
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-09 18:53:11 +0000 UTC
Spit-take!!
Maurice Kessler
2024-09-09 17:48:03 +0000 UTC
apologies, American imperialism spellings
Brendan Luster
2024-09-09 15:59:23 +0000 UTC
Me too, Sven. Me too.
Technoir
2024-09-09 14:51:16 +0000 UTC
Melon probably, and yes.
BookBeard
2024-09-09 14:38:00 +0000 UTC
Anywhere you want, they got it.
Anything you need, they got it.
Anything at all, they go it.
Oh and wear protection, Sven. Nobody wants to wonder about the weird little cloud in Moray's gloop.
JourneymanWizard
2024-09-09 14:29:09 +0000 UTC
*poolg*
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-09-09 13:24:22 +0000 UTC
How would making out with Moray even work, anyway? That sounds potentially dangerous. 🤔🤣
Will Weaver
2024-09-09 12:43:13 +0000 UTC
Ever since the waterbed comment I'm pretty sure Claire is down for some Moray cuddles :) we live in hope.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-09 12:22:22 +0000 UTC
We're getting deeper and deeper into NSFW territory ... 😎
Markus Schaber
2024-09-09 11:09:46 +0000 UTC
Liz gets the punchline of all time
Boots McGoot
2024-09-09 09:28:18 +0000 UTC
Oh, it's likely to head in the same direction, either way (straight down, in flames).
David Paul
2024-09-09 09:09:59 +0000 UTC
As Doctor Heteronormative's automata (with gears and whirligigs obviously glued on).
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1526
David Paul
2024-09-09 09:08:29 +0000 UTC
So long as Sven worked on his aim in the intervening time.
David Paul
2024-09-09 08:56:28 +0000 UTC
I missed that second strip, thank you. If her state of "mind" controls her form she can probably take any shape that her current mass allows.
Thank you.
Darnel D Cooper
2024-09-09 07:47:39 +0000 UTC
Who's taking the Spicy Mayo shots? Should I be concerned for them?
Jace Arveduin
2024-09-09 07:41:32 +0000 UTC
Well, you certainly shouldn't operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Faye's breasts. But Bubbles IS heavy machinery, so it's probably fine.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1784
BookBeard
2024-09-09 07:31:22 +0000 UTC
Especially when he uses his "come hither" look.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1078
BookBeard
2024-09-09 07:27:48 +0000 UTC
She claims to be able to change breast size, although we've yet to see this happen. She can definitely change shape into a sort of puddle but it's unclear whether this can also be done voluntarily or if it's exclusively an emotional reaction.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5034
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5201
BookBeard
2024-09-09 07:22:48 +0000 UTC
to be fair, Sven has that effect on most women, so Liz stood no chance. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-09-09 06:57:45 +0000 UTC
Whereas ‘gremlin on the wing’ has a very predictable outcome
Andrew
2024-09-09 06:47:23 +0000 UTC
I wonder if she can change shape? Seen her detached parts of herself w/o making a mess and shifting enough to be a bong,... but canshe be taller, or shorter?
Darnel D Cooper
2024-09-09 06:35:32 +0000 UTC
Holy spit. So she knows how to kiss,.. and has concerns with humans investing her fliuds,.... Jeph,.......
Darnel D Cooper
2024-09-09 06:28:56 +0000 UTC
Wrong blue AI, Liz, but very close. Find May and try again, should work if you do that!
dizzy ditzy
2024-09-09 06:14:17 +0000 UTC
Liz discovering... Sven makes me laugh every time.
Bagge
2024-09-09 04:43:33 +0000 UTC
Everything about the last panel is solid gold.
James A. Whitney
2024-09-09 04:24:09 +0000 UTC
You just know it's not the first time the middle panel has happened to him.
The last panel on the other hand...
Bagge
2024-09-09 04:02:35 +0000 UTC
When you're thrust at his snoot
While you're flailing aboot
That's a Moray
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-09-09 03:58:28 +0000 UTC
also the last panel!
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-09-09 03:56:28 +0000 UTC
That last frame, Liz's whole... just all of it, that made me guffaw.
Czarzhan
2024-09-09 03:53:46 +0000 UTC
Prices range from $20 to over $500, and sizes from 6 cm to over 20 cm. I do NOT want to see what boobular monstrosity needs 20 cm hiders.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-09 03:31:50 +0000 UTC
Sven and May i believe covered some of that ground
Jim Feldman
2024-09-09 03:26:14 +0000 UTC
Canonically 19, legal in all 50 states and Canada.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-09 03:24:37 +0000 UTC
So underrated that I just now got it.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-09-09 03:13:30 +0000 UTC
Paging Rod Sterling
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-09-09 03:12:06 +0000 UTC
Oh F, I didn't even realze the extra mechanical joke
TheCaptainTrout
2024-09-09 03:12:00 +0000 UTC
" 'Make out with this guy' she says. I've never heard that before!"
ValdVin
2024-09-09 03:09:14 +0000 UTC
That’s definitely an original pickup/refusal line. I’ll have to keep that one in mind to offer as terrible advice.
Joshua
2024-09-09 02:52:18 +0000 UTC
I'll take the hit. I'll let Moray experiment on me.
You're welcome Canada.
Yelling Bird
2024-09-09 02:47:13 +0000 UTC
"Wait you're projecting" "Shut up, it's cold in here" is WILD. Absolutely underrated joke
Alcaria Swain
2024-09-09 02:31:16 +0000 UTC
Explain the Moray bong incident then!
Alex Burka
2024-09-09 02:30:09 +0000 UTC
Sorey
Adam Abbott
2024-09-09 02:27:47 +0000 UTC
Hope Moray’s evaluation goes well so she can give everyone in the cast a kiss, possibly a lick the tuna and down the banana, maybe some cake hole stuff.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-09 02:20:57 +0000 UTC
Off frame, Bubbles is checking whether the US Surgeon General has approved her for oral use with Faye.
Miyaa
2024-09-09 02:20:49 +0000 UTC
Except it will probably be in Canadian Tire dollars and enough Pirelli tires to outfit all F1, F2, and F3 teams for their Canadian Grand Prix race.
Miyaa
2024-09-09 02:18:14 +0000 UTC
Okay, you’ve won the internet tonight.
Miyaa
2024-09-09 02:14:38 +0000 UTC
Love Sven's expression in the middle panel 😂
Pejo
2024-09-09 02:12:11 +0000 UTC
Panel 2 is clearly NOT the first time that Sven has been in this situation...
Dean Reilly
2024-09-09 02:12:09 +0000 UTC
or aboat if we're talking eastern Canada
Pejo
2024-09-09 02:11:10 +0000 UTC
The road to Liz/Sven continues to be paved.
Antonio E Gonzalez
2024-09-09 02:10:15 +0000 UTC
Beat me to it lol (the comment, I mean, beat me to making that comment, that's all)
Pejo
2024-09-09 02:10:02 +0000 UTC
Oh Liz.
Katrina Urmson
2024-09-09 02:08:48 +0000 UTC
Same 😂
Shey
2024-09-09 02:00:44 +0000 UTC
Wait! Doesn't the bartender count as a cute girl?
Drazi
2024-09-09 01:59:36 +0000 UTC
(sings)
I lost my beer last Thursday,
While making out with an AI.
It might appear that I'd be thirsty,
But that robot gal was anything but dry.
No spirit in my glass
Could be finer than that liquid lass.
But all that's left are
Sentient teardrops in my eye.
(glass harmonica solo)
Mad Marie
2024-09-09 01:59:31 +0000 UTC
As opposed to ... Pygmy bulbs? Please don't say "bi-pin"
Todd Ellner
2024-09-09 01:57:32 +0000 UTC
when Sven realises he can pivot from redneck country to AI-redneck-country, he is going to need a swimming pool for his canadian dollars
MikeT
2024-09-09 01:56:49 +0000 UTC
And yet the Canadian Army is the source for an inordinate number of things that are now illegal under the law of war. "It's not a war crime the first time" seems to be their motto
Todd Ellner
2024-09-09 01:54:59 +0000 UTC
It's a tit nipply in here, doncha think?
Mad Marie
2024-09-09 01:54:48 +0000 UTC
Sven wasn't even planning on making a play for Moray
Todd Ellner
2024-09-09 01:52:55 +0000 UTC
18 is legal in Massachusetts
Todd Ellner
2024-09-09 01:52:02 +0000 UTC
And now I'm thinking about Liz's headlights, so thanks for that.
S S
2024-09-09 01:49:55 +0000 UTC
I want to hear the country song Sven writes about this.
Really. I do. Jeph, record the song Sven writes! I challenge you!
Carl Fink
2024-09-09 01:48:46 +0000 UTC
I’m not sure exactly when I’m going to stop laughing at that third panel, but when I do, my wife and kids will be taking me to see some nice doctors and their fancy jacket.
Cory Thorp
2024-09-09 01:45:35 +0000 UTC
All this, just to take our mind off poor Yay.
Joseph Bonnar
2024-09-09 01:44:09 +0000 UTC
I mean, I think Liz is of age...
Drazi
2024-09-09 01:42:43 +0000 UTC
Nine out of ten Canadian dentists agree...
BookBeard
2024-09-09 01:41:18 +0000 UTC
*Pizza Girl bursts in*
I saw my signal in the sky!
BookBeard
2024-09-09 01:35:22 +0000 UTC
My money is on Yay reappearing *during* Bembo week.
BookBeard
2024-09-09 01:33:55 +0000 UTC
🤣😂🤣😂
Carrie
2024-09-09 01:30:42 +0000 UTC
evan bullying liz back in a consensual way... 🤤
runrin
2024-09-09 01:26:54 +0000 UTC
I had to re-read the comic 3 times...
Also really loving that Health Canada deems Moray subject to regulation (as a... Consumer Product I guess??) *and* has informed Moray of this.
Spike McLarty
2024-09-09 01:25:55 +0000 UTC
I haven't cackled so hard in a long while
Adam Lindsay
2024-09-09 01:25:19 +0000 UTC
really want marten and moray to cuddle. preferably with claire too, but i'll take what i can get rn.
runrin
2024-09-09 01:23:26 +0000 UTC
I did NOT expect a reference to Santé Canada.
R L
2024-09-09 01:18:21 +0000 UTC
Quick, someone tell Evan that Liz needs handling (ifyouknowhatImean 😏)
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-09 01:15:33 +0000 UTC
It's a zeugma! Literally AND metaphorically projecting
Aeryn Monet
2024-09-09 01:15:28 +0000 UTC
Lmao
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-09 01:14:45 +0000 UTC
Last regular strip of 2024 (before Bembo Week) :D
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-09 01:14:15 +0000 UTC
🏆
William Cole
2024-09-09 01:13:23 +0000 UTC
This has awakened something in Sven
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-09 01:12:49 +0000 UTC
Let's not open any holes—Moray's prone to leaks as it is!
William Cole
2024-09-09 01:12:32 +0000 UTC
Saskatoon fistbump!
William Cole
2024-09-09 01:10:47 +0000 UTC
Choosing to believe there weren't any cute ladies nearby and Liz just wanted to see Moray kiss SOMEBODY
Fart Captor
2024-09-09 01:08:11 +0000 UTC
Well played
James Roy
2024-09-09 01:07:53 +0000 UTC
Well Sven's loss, I'm sure.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-09 01:07:41 +0000 UTC
*bows aka Wayne's World* we are not worthy!
Doc Gumby
2024-09-09 01:07:24 +0000 UTC
Or both at the same time.
Joseph Houk
2024-09-09 01:07:02 +0000 UTC
Google "headlight hiders", but don't do it in the library, or you'll be kicked out.
...from what I hear.
ValdVin
2024-09-09 01:06:28 +0000 UTC
LOL
Julie Chan
2024-09-09 01:05:15 +0000 UTC
Poor Sven.
Drazi
2024-09-09 01:03:52 +0000 UTC
Good gawd that last panel is full of bellylaughs. Liz, Moray, and Sven giving us three punchlines? Fantastic job, Jeph.
ValdVin
2024-09-09 01:03:49 +0000 UTC
Sven's annoyed resignation in that second panel is amazing
Alex W
2024-09-09 01:03:27 +0000 UTC
I love how Sven just lets himself be dragged over, despite his look of "damn it, not again" 😂
Aditya Rameshan
2024-09-09 01:03:17 +0000 UTC
Look, if it looks like toothpaste...
Drazi
2024-09-09 01:03:12 +0000 UTC
Inb4 that is not the first time Sven's heard that rejection line
MikeT
2024-09-09 01:02:09 +0000 UTC
When she declines to make out
And he spit-takes his stout
That's A Moray!
BookBeard
2024-09-09 01:00:50 +0000 UTC
I haven't been evaluated by Health Canada for oral use is one of my favorite lines of dialogue of all time. Not just in QC. Shakespeare, Sorkin, Jaques. For real.
Matt Doyle
2024-09-09 01:00:49 +0000 UTC
Cliffhanger on Friday.
Doc Gumby
2024-09-09 00:59:55 +0000 UTC
I’ll take Canadian Thanksgiving!
Darren Franzen
2024-09-09 00:57:25 +0000 UTC
Just a bit of nip in the air.
SilverbackRon
2024-09-09 00:56:44 +0000 UTC
If she projected much more, she'd find Batman answering her call.
kaitou
2024-09-09 00:56:44 +0000 UTC
That would open up a hole to kink Sven probably isn't even ready for.
FuzzyDragon Cosplay
2024-09-09 00:56:27 +0000 UTC
Also, Sven is probably going to make BANK off of that sentence.
Bill Silvia
2024-09-09 00:55:45 +0000 UTC
Look, Health Canada really needs to fast track that evaluation.
Likeablejerk
2024-09-09 00:55:26 +0000 UTC
Liz energy is amazing in this one hahaha
Good on Moray for politely being the most adorable!
nirev
2024-09-09 00:55:19 +0000 UTC
If we are going to evaluate Moray...I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Everett Bradshaw
2024-09-09 00:55:15 +0000 UTC
Make-outs with Moray could be the best or worst or anything in between.
Matt Grayson
2024-09-09 00:55:11 +0000 UTC
Well, the apology *is* the national bird of Canada.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2942
BookBeard
2024-09-09 00:54:51 +0000 UTC
Given the usual pace of the strip and their panic desire to retreat, how long - in real time - before we see Yay again? Bets from "next strip" to "christmas 2026" are encouraged 😄.
David Durant
2024-09-09 00:54:45 +0000 UTC
Wing gremlin, outcomes may very
Michael
2024-09-09 00:54:43 +0000 UTC
Oh... Oh dear.
Sorastro
2024-09-09 00:54:42 +0000 UTC
AMAZING
Mordaeus
2024-09-09 00:54:40 +0000 UTC
This is the most predictable outcome of introducing Liz to erotica and then sending her to a club in which Moray and Sven are both present.
Bill Silvia
2024-09-09 00:54:36 +0000 UTC
I hadn't thought about Moray like... yet...
Kenneth Harris
2024-09-09 00:54:18 +0000 UTC
it's aboot to be real embarrassed in here, eh?
Brendan Luster
2024-09-09 00:54:12 +0000 UTC
She's projecting? Headlamps?
darklion
2024-09-09 00:53:59 +0000 UTC
Lol projecting
Hope
2024-09-09 00:53:57 +0000 UTC
A+ Moray. Also, Liz, way to plumb a new depth of Gremlin.