"Emergency Strippers" is the name of my next metal band.
Captain Button
2020-07-20 16:07:43 +0000 UTC
“In case of emergencies” and “strippers”.
Yup, sounds about right for him. lol
FuryoftheStars
2020-07-20 13:40:22 +0000 UTC
no, no, he's right.
Simpin4Holo
2020-07-20 13:17:30 +0000 UTC
I thought it was #3462, but that one just mentioned "Canadian Tire" money (in exchange for a fabricated giant penis for Pintsize). There must be another pintsize-providing-money strip somewhere.
Michael Voorhis
2020-07-20 12:07:22 +0000 UTC
Long ago, there was a strip where Pintsize fetches money and someone (Bubbles?) asked why it was wet. Why the money was wet was never addressed. This strip ends this long standing mystery.
Michael Voorhis
2020-07-20 11:54:10 +0000 UTC
Remember Pintsize?
2020-07-20 11:35:10 +0000 UTC
Strippers in Canada definitely accept USD by the by.
2020-07-20 11:01:43 +0000 UTC
He is the one with the money now...
Bagge
2020-07-20 07:51:55 +0000 UTC
I know it's been stated a couple times the general area, but I always picture them living IN Canada.
I am the captian now
2020-07-20 07:11:56 +0000 UTC
Wait... so was Pintsize the one giving the money, or getting the money....?
Chong Go
2020-07-20 06:42:33 +0000 UTC
It's Canadian *because* it's waterproof!
Chong Go
2020-07-20 06:40:53 +0000 UTC
also Canada uses polymer notes don't they? so they're waterproof
Prezo
2020-07-20 06:38:48 +0000 UTC
But a sock full of loonies doubles as a self-defense weapon.
Emma Humphries
2020-07-20 05:02:59 +0000 UTC
As curious as I am as well.... Do we really want to know? And how much will we regret knowing once we know?
Julienne Ignace
2020-07-20 05:02:14 +0000 UTC
Now I want to know exactly what kind of "emergency" Pintisze prepares for
Bagge
2020-07-20 05:00:19 +0000 UTC
This just sounds looney.
Sleepy John
2020-07-20 04:57:59 +0000 UTC
Sleepy John
2020-07-20 04:57:42 +0000 UTC
or The Ship Who Sang, if she can carry a tune.
Tudza
2020-07-20 04:03:48 +0000 UTC
Tonight at Joe's Landing Strip, your Canadian money on-par with USD!
Tudza
2020-07-20 04:03:15 +0000 UTC
From the size of the stack, I'd say it's at least $500.
awgiedawgie
2020-07-20 03:44:35 +0000 UTC
If Jeph ran a fundraiser for May from his patrons, she'd be a hypersonic stealth fighter jet by the end of the first day...
Jason Rock
2020-07-20 03:42:26 +0000 UTC
Which fan did the shit hit?
I'm a fan and it missed me.
BobC
2020-07-20 03:37:23 +0000 UTC
That's just what I was thinking.
awgiedawgie
2020-07-20 03:34:41 +0000 UTC
"pintsize" is a very ... atypical name for that little bit, though
LH
2020-07-20 03:18:13 +0000 UTC
There's a little bit of Pintsize in all of us males. Fortunately, most of us keep it suppressed.
Most of the time, anyway.
2020-07-20 03:06:24 +0000 UTC
Yay will have recouped all the money they previously donated plus some and will buy her a fighter jet, making everybody else feel like useless turds.
Summer Sudbrink
2020-07-20 02:52:23 +0000 UTC
It's like they remain the same size in projection regardless of how far away from the camera she is
tbodt
2020-07-20 02:46:08 +0000 UTC
Is it just me or have Faye's boobs grown since last week?
Grace Kieser
2020-07-20 02:38:37 +0000 UTC
Ive wondered, is that a real poster? Or is it a fictitional one for that album for copywrite reasons?
2020-07-20 02:14:38 +0000 UTC
I keep that part of me locked in a small room, with 5 locks on the door.
That part of me is NEVER allowed out to play.
Alex Borders
2020-07-20 01:51:21 +0000 UTC
Why is it green, wait, it that a stack of twenties? How much did he give?
Matthew Van Gangelen
2020-07-20 01:50:24 +0000 UTC
I've read horror stories of people injured by those or worse burned by asshats who use a lighter to heat up the coins before throwing them
at0m
2020-07-20 01:40:42 +0000 UTC
Tipping them with 20's since that's green Canadian money.
drone r0m-3
2020-07-20 01:38:45 +0000 UTC
was that a sneak reference to the fact that Canadian bills are plastic, and therefore waterproof :)
2020-07-20 01:38:34 +0000 UTC
Just pretend that's what this Patreon is for :)
Errol Lobo
2020-07-20 01:36:02 +0000 UTC
Still reppin that Mogwai poster all these years later...
schmod
2020-07-20 01:30:56 +0000 UTC
I dunno about you but I feel like that would raise hundreds of dollars within minutes
Daryl Resplandor
2020-07-20 01:26:51 +0000 UTC
You totally throw coins at strippers in Alberta. It’s the result of distancing rules. It’s really fucked up, they come around with a magnet at the end and pick them up. You often play games for magnets and posters. It’s real gross.
2020-07-20 01:23:06 +0000 UTC
Two things, 1tank water is clean and 2 pintsize tips sexworkers and that is *chef's kiss* good praxis
Sandrock
2020-07-20 01:18:33 +0000 UTC
You put the big bills on the outside, so they think you're a high roller.
Dean Reilly
2020-07-20 01:16:00 +0000 UTC
I spritz my money with alcohol when paying for something; waterproof and sanitary
Devin Gates
2020-07-20 01:15:21 +0000 UTC
Is it toonie? Somehow I always thought it was twonie
Kajsa Anderson
2020-07-20 01:14:46 +0000 UTC
They may laugh now, but one day there'll be a Canadian stripper toilet emergency, and who will have all the power then?
Dean Reilly
2020-07-20 01:14:22 +0000 UTC
Because us Canadians have the best strippers, obviously.
2020-07-20 01:10:35 +0000 UTC
My question is, why is he going to Canada to see strippers?
drone r0m-3
2020-07-20 01:09:08 +0000 UTC
Return of "Teh" shirt!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-07-20 01:07:44 +0000 UTC
Since it's Pintsize I'll just assume it's Canadian Tire money...
Leak
2020-07-20 01:05:36 +0000 UTC
Long time, no see, Pintsize!
Bailey Tighe
2020-07-20 01:04:16 +0000 UTC
It's all green, why does he only have 20s for strippers? Should have some 5s and 10s in there too
Anie M
2020-07-20 01:03:54 +0000 UTC
For only $5, you get to pet Cosmo.
Matt Grayson
2020-07-20 01:03:28 +0000 UTC
Other sources:
The tip jar at CoD.
Union Robotics could put out a jar
Secret Bakery
Horrible Revelation
Smif College, AI studies office.
Michael Boettger
2020-07-20 01:01:21 +0000 UTC
I mean, Canadian $ WILL survive water for that long so makes sense to me
2020-07-20 00:59:40 +0000 UTC
Give us your money
All that you got
Just fork it on Over
Or some pockets will get Shot
Andrea Andrew
2020-07-20 00:59:09 +0000 UTC
Every $14.72 helps!
Michael Boettger
2020-07-20 00:58:19 +0000 UTC
Part of me wants to know what Pintsize does when we aren't looking
This part of me is the same part that would like to read the Necronomicon
Dylan T
2020-07-20 00:57:59 +0000 UTC
I'd donate to the fund if I lived in that world.
Joel Bateman
2020-07-20 00:57:46 +0000 UTC
“That just raises further questions!”
Eric Sieck
2020-07-20 00:57:28 +0000 UTC
You don’t wanna know what some Canadian strippers do with a fiver. 😱
The IT Guy Eh
2020-07-20 00:57:18 +0000 UTC
Well, good thing it's Canadian money if he's keeping it in the toilet tank. Canadian money is made out of plastic, after all.
Cory Miller
2020-07-20 00:56:56 +0000 UTC
Just don't give them toonies; I won't do that again!
Devin Gates
2020-07-20 00:56:54 +0000 UTC
I got worried about the title but things turned out ok