Sarah Silverman: "I'm Fed by Matt Damon"
Added 2024-06-27 00:33:55 +0000 UTC(gentle guitar plucks)
"Hey Jimmy...
It's been a fun few years. Having you as a feeder really meant a lot to me...
And that makes what I'm about to say... well... even harder...
(Heavy Guitar riffing)
I'm being fed by Matt Damon!
I know it's crazy but it's true!
I'm fed by Matt Damon,
You should see how much I grew
And he would feed me on the phone, in my home, made my gut a saggy dome,
On the floor, on all fours, made me oink and beg for more,
Adding junk, in my trunk, stuffed my face like a chipmunk
Yeah! I'm being fed by Matt Damon,
I bet you wish that could be you
But instead its Matt Damon,
Hey Jimmy, check out the challah rolls on this Jew!"
I'm really doxxing my age with this one. This is probably a deep cut ancient internet reference now? Hopefully someone gets it.
