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Hard to describe this one, I think you best read for yourself.

Thank you to Matt Durham for bringing this to my attention lol

DEADBUG

Hard to describe this one, I think you best read for yourself.

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Death by defecation

Michelle M

lemme guess, she was white

wtf

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–•

But the reports say nothing of her actually shitting herself

Very sad story for the loss of two brothers don't know there she but people surely love and miss them both ,,as for the driver I'm speechless

I always said people from Utah are shitty drivers, but I was only speaking figuratively

Mr. Manager

Is this not the shittiest excuse for a DUI ever?

Ga_the_Impaler

I've never heard that excuse before. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I've heard of "The devil made me do it" but never "I shat myself into the bike lane" :D

IamFubar

Tell me you hate cyclists without telling me you hate cyclists, Julie.

Ga_the_Impaler

That's one way to leave a skid on the road? At least they got the BS part of the story right.

Maybe her lawyers should contact Amber Heard as an expert witness?

Utah, used to be #1 face lift capital of the world. Iran has the highest rate of nose surgery in the world. Sounds like a Final Destination movie to me.


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