New Story! (01 APR 2021)
Added 2021-04-01 21:30:46 +0000 UTCCheck twitter for extra details on this story!
This story is being posted here and publicly all at once for April Fool's. It's mostly being reposted here for those who mostly just keep up with my content from email alerts. Feel free to share it!
You can read the story here (or on AO3, Tumblr, or HF)
