Ask Puz n Pals #397
Added 2023-05-08 19:21:10 +0000 UTCShower sex sounds great until you realize your beau is a bit of a klutz.
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Pain in 3, 2, 1
DevilKitsune
2023-05-28 00:19:19 +0000 UTCOops~!
Xpray
2023-05-11 09:50:54 +0000 UTCWhy not both? Nadia sets Pat up, Pat sets Nadia up, and the preconditions of Nadia's consent are met. Everybody wins!
Skunkupine
2023-05-09 14:27:00 +0000 UTC"Worth it!"
Skunkupine
2023-05-09 11:26:23 +0000 UTCAt least clean up is easy!
CatCouch
2023-05-09 07:41:15 +0000 UTC"And that's why we aren't allowed at the YMCA anymore."
Xaq
2023-05-09 07:22:02 +0000 UTCConsidering how tight she is there, wouldn’t he be unable to slide in in the first place?
Kadath
2023-05-09 05:25:35 +0000 UTCYuuuup
Kadath
2023-05-09 05:25:14 +0000 UTC‘What’s this toy doing on the shower floor?’ ‘Nothiiiiiing’
Kadath
2023-05-09 05:24:44 +0000 UTCThat’s how he ends up sleeping on the couch for a month!
Kadath
2023-05-09 05:24:24 +0000 UTCI only just now realized these were back to back XD
Kadath
2023-05-09 05:24:03 +0000 UTCI’m his defense I’m sure cloven hooves don’t offer a lot of traction in the shower.
Richard Adam
2023-05-09 04:06:52 +0000 UTCIm thinking between Patrick’s size and Nightshade’s curves it must be hella cramped to do
Foxy Lovehound
2023-05-08 23:16:37 +0000 UTCOh right… he’s Puzzle’s brother…
Thisguy
2023-05-08 22:28:20 +0000 UTCShower suction mats, they’re soft and reduce the potential of slipping you two.
Ardyn
2023-05-08 21:44:58 +0000 UTCGuess that's another reason to not drop the soap.
Dragon86
2023-05-08 21:29:36 +0000 UTCThey're just not as graceful in the shower as Puz and Di were in Moving Day.
Sean Barron
2023-05-08 21:21:15 +0000 UTCWhat happens if Pat slips & got his cock in Nightshade's butt & cumming in her ass because how tight she is.
Robert
2023-05-08 21:07:05 +0000 UTCPro tip: if having sex in the shower, bath, pool ect use a ‘silicone’ based lube.
Everfree Brumby
2023-05-08 20:42:32 +0000 UTCAnd that's the one time Night got butt stuff accidentally
Baltarus
2023-05-08 20:17:13 +0000 UTC9 out of 10 giraffes recommend! 1 out of 10 giraffes:
SASizzle
2023-05-08 19:56:58 +0000 UTCHe’s a memorable klutz, though!
SketchyBug
2023-05-08 19:50:43 +0000 UTCo no
Beatleboy62
2023-05-08 19:36:32 +0000 UTCAh, the ole slip n slide
Foab30
2023-05-08 19:36:00 +0000 UTCPlot Twist: Nadia "slipped" to have Patrick fall on his pegging toy that she planted behind them.
Ded Otter Man
2023-05-08 19:32:52 +0000 UTCPat, this is an opportunity - "It just slipped in by accident honey, honest!"
Skunkupine
2023-05-08 19:32:45 +0000 UTCOh Pat, how clumsy 😂
Facundo Daniel
2023-05-08 19:32:21 +0000 UTC*Pfft* Hahahahaha! Kad you know how to pick the best Q’s for these A’s. 🤣👍
BlankFlank6
2023-05-08 19:29:44 +0000 UTCAnother example of Code Puz walks into the ER.
Cobalt Phoenix 81
2023-05-08 19:28:49 +0000 UTCBoooooooooooo
Ded Otter Man
2023-05-08 19:28:40 +0000 UTCLike sister like brother in some ways
Jet Stream
2023-05-08 19:24:45 +0000 UTC"If you're not into zombie hugs, and you only have half a brain. If you like sliding through the hordes not crotch caught that's pain. Then I'm the drink that you look for, drink me and you escape. 'Cause Banana Colada is gonna hear you, is gonna hear you sing. Banana Colada, you can slide right through. You can reach the destination you wanted to. With Banana Colada, we could save the day. Put the zombies back to hell. Slip and sliding, slip and slide away. Yeah yeah yeah, Banana Colada is what you need to drink." - Banana Colada jingle, Call of Duty Zombies.
Ded Otter Man
2023-05-08 19:23:13 +0000 UTCAlso hoofed animals really struggle on smooth tiles
Jorge
2023-05-08 19:22:32 +0000 UTCMust have been a slippery time
Doomslayer69
2023-05-08 19:22:27 +0000 UTC
