*EARLY ACCESS* The Try Guys Play Boink, Marry, Kill
Added 2019-03-26 15:01:00 +0000 UTCIn this episode of Try Guys Game Time, the Try Guys play their own unique take on F*ck (Boink), Marry, Kill with some of the hardest, weirdest questions imaginable. Play along to see if you're a freak like them and write your answers in the comments!
Password: doink
Vimeo URL: https://vimeo.com/326479876
Comments
This is awesome. I’d boink Christmas because it’s a lot of fun but also really expensive and emotional, marry Halloween because it’s the best, and Kill Thanksgiving be it’s like a racist wannabe Christmas. I’d boink forgetful bae because we could always boink again and it’d be a great way to experiment in the sack shamefree, marry lizard bae (do they have a forked tongue?!), and kill feet for hands because manual dexterity is important? Boink Iron Man he’s hot but I don’t agree with most of his decisions, marry Thor because space travel and we could braid each other’s hair, kill hulk because he basically hates himself and wants to die anyways Boink eye contact, it’s fleeting and superficial so vest not to drag it out, marry a good book because you can always come home to it, and kill dryer undies because I get overheated easily and don’t wear them half the time anyways. Boink my AU self, I think, because I don’t know what AU I’m gonna be from so I could be nuts or totally awesome, marry my past self because I was super hot and kill my future self be I’m already 35 so future me is like, what, 70? But if I’m from like, Bernie Sanders is president AU then I would totally marry that me because then I’d have great healthcare and wouldn’t be a broke ass starving artist... I’d boink Weasley because he’s prolly super attentive in bed, marry Dumbledore and fight epic battles and shit in hot battle-wizard fashion, kill Voldemort. Boink Twitter because sometimes it’s fun but also it’s overwhelming, marry instagram because as I’m artist I’m very visual and I think it’s more expressive, kill Snapchat because Fuck Snapchat. Other apps have filters now, let it go. Kill Ronald MacDonald because he’s a creepy clown, don’t really want to boink Sanders but do want to be the queen so... Boink the giraffe, marry the elephant because they never forget and kill the lion because they like, eat lion cubs so they can breed with their moms and that’s gross no matter how pretty they are. Boink French toast because it’s extra but nice to treat yoself sometimes, marry waffles because they are the best ever, kill pancakes because I hate them, get a crepe. Boink my coworkers because I’m surrounded by hotties at work, marry my friends because they already have kids so they won’t ask me to make any, and kill strangers Ta daaaaa!
Dana
2019-03-29 19:18:36 +0000 UTC"If I kill my company, I don't have to sit on any of their laps again."
Rae
2019-03-28 17:40:51 +0000 UTCI'm with Keith on the holidays. Kill Halloween, fuck and marry the holidays with lots of chicken and potatoes.
Rae
2019-03-28 17:40:20 +0000 UTCDoes no one want to boink the Eric Bana Hulk? And I second marrying Thor
Krystal Jade
2019-03-28 11:47:15 +0000 UTCI don't think the 'yet is foreshadowing a zaggie engagement but instead implying Eugene imagines that he will eventually settle down one day
Krystal Jade
2019-03-28 11:45:29 +0000 UTCwatched this video high asf and ig now im a patreon
Sophia Lederer
2019-03-28 01:35:25 +0000 UTCAnyone know about discounts or future discounts? I really want the blue hoodie but I can’t afford $50
Bree Grubb
2019-03-27 18:32:52 +0000 UTC...I meant "I've missed TGGT."
River N
2019-03-27 16:30:02 +0000 UTCAwesome, once missed TGGT
River N
2019-03-27 15:16:00 +0000 UTCboink- future self, Marry alt-uni self (universe where either born a girl or transitioned a lot earlier) and kill past self (dont want to be charged with child abuse etc)
BrightHeart
2019-03-27 14:12:32 +0000 UTCEugene: "If I kill my company, I can finally get some sleep." ;)
Nadin Pusch
2019-03-27 13:29:49 +0000 UTC"Try Guys Gay Time!" - Eugene! Saw and heard that Kween! lol
Khristine (with a 'kh')
2019-03-27 11:18:56 +0000 UTCConveniently purple is my favourite try guy and colour 😊
Kate McDonell
2019-03-27 09:26:03 +0000 UTCJust gonna say - consider Bed, Wed, Behead (King Henry VIII anyone?) I mean it gets rid of the word problems and it rhymes! Obviously superior
Ellie
2019-03-27 03:51:57 +0000 UTC6:45 Zach is channeling Tom Holland
Helen Hnin Oo Lwin
2019-03-27 02:32:22 +0000 UTCI agree with Ned for Harry Potter and social media. Good thing it wasn’t a F,M,K for them because I couldn’t kill any of y’all.
Stormie Juenger
2019-03-27 02:08:22 +0000 UTCYeah, what was with Bigfoot sneaking around the place? 😂😂😂
spioradbeag
2019-03-27 02:07:05 +0000 UTCI am so here for a big squishy Try-Guys poly marriage ^_^ The fanfic is going to be wild and filled with sandwiches for this one! Best #TryGuysGameTime ever!
Caz Galloway
2019-03-27 01:26:24 +0000 UTCOMG, guys, Lions have BARBED PENISES. WHY??? Obvs F-Giraffe, M-Elephant, K-Lion. Unless it was Scar from Lion King. Then i'd take my chances...
Sandra Seaman
2019-03-27 00:02:27 +0000 UTCWas thinking the exact same thing!
Bonnie GG
2019-03-26 22:47:00 +0000 UTCIf I ever get asked who I'd f*ck, marry, or kill of the Try Guys, I'd marry two of them.
Carlos Mitchell
2019-03-26 21:40:07 +0000 UTCW-why would you not MARRY THOR? You fools! Anyway, fun vid! ;)
Another Stephanie
2019-03-26 20:51:59 +0000 UTCExchange rate for Canada sucks too!
Twy
2019-03-26 20:45:07 +0000 UTCI would go for a blue hoodie, if I wore hoodies. It’s such a lovely shade, too. Sorry guys who aren’t Keith. Such a funny video, too. Love a bit of simple silliness. More game time!
Zoe Kay
2019-03-26 20:21:22 +0000 UTCaww i missed TGGT! and i hope you do post who's sweater sold the most!
Swayze
2019-03-26 20:19:20 +0000 UTCBest episode of TGGT Yet!! So fun to play along!! Also, I love the new merchandise that is ALWAYS coming out, but my bank accounts hates it so much!! 😂
Gray Barnhill
2019-03-26 20:13:03 +0000 UTCWhat is happening? Zach is the only guy with matching hoodie strings. Bigfoot was trying to sneak behind Keith in the beginning of round four. Eugene says, “team not married YET”. Why is Keith wearing shoes? The only thing I know for sure is that the paper towels are by Eugene because he spills the tea!
Abby
2019-03-26 20:09:08 +0000 UTCout of all the colors i like purple the most😂sorry keith, zach, and ned. its not personal
sam_art21321
2019-03-26 20:03:57 +0000 UTCI thought Ned was red?
Erika Baroman
2019-03-26 19:07:56 +0000 UTCI agreed with Ned on almost all of these haha
Vi La Bianca
2019-03-26 18:51:17 +0000 UTCBlue 🙋
Pamela Warren
2019-03-26 18:17:37 +0000 UTCBoink, how cute lol
Pamela Warren
2019-03-26 17:56:29 +0000 UTCI've missed TGGT! It's so much fun to watch
Allie Fawcett
2019-03-26 17:53:41 +0000 UTCThis video has hypothetical beastiality, the discovery that Ned and Keith liked Shape of Water a little too much and Eugene killing the Try Guys in the most pragmatic way. 10/10
Chelsea
2019-03-26 16:38:22 +0000 UTCDaaaang...just bought the cropped hoodie but Zach's hoodie is so tempting.....
Olivia VanSlyke
2019-03-26 16:38:04 +0000 UTCFYI we're so excited about the new Color Line we're launching and the hoodies and phone cases will be available for purchase tomorrow! Y'all preview these a day early so apologies for the confusion. :)
The Try Guys
2019-03-26 16:28:35 +0000 UTCKeith got me on an emotional roller coatser: yes to killing Halloween, so overrated : but whoever kills elephants is a monster
Becca C
2019-03-26 16:20:58 +0000 UTCTotally agree about Dumbledore! Constantly causing these kids anxiety for no reason!
Tasnia Habib
2019-03-26 16:15:42 +0000 UTCBoink.
Anastasia DaSilva
2019-03-26 16:08:05 +0000 UTCDid anyone else see Bigfoot's cameo behind Keith at the 7:12 mark?
Melinda J. Trop
2019-03-26 16:02:24 +0000 UTCokay you're all incorrect - boink mr weasley bc he is obsessed with toys. i mean real talk marry him, but def don't kill him
Rebecca Mazer
2019-03-26 15:52:20 +0000 UTCAnd finally (I didn't realize that you couldn't press enter, so now we just have multiple entries, sorry guys): Boink eye contact, cause that's where the action starts. Marry books, because books. Kill fresh undies, cause commando.
Ella
2019-03-26 15:49:20 +0000 UTCMarry Christmas, because I could celebrate that all year long. Kill Thanksgiving, because it's a little bit pointless. Boink Halloween, cause it's adventurous.
Ella
2019-03-26 15:48:23 +0000 UTCI only took notes on three, but obviously Marvel is accurate. If I absolutely had to deviate I guess I'd swap Ironman and Thor, but Ironman will forever be my forever and always.
Ella
2019-03-26 15:47:43 +0000 UTCI actually wrote down each round so I could vote lol. Boink: Batman (you KNOW he likes it rough), Christmas, memory loss bae, Iron Man, eye contact, future self, Weasley, Twitter, Burger King, Lion, French toast, and strangers. Marry: Robin (Which robin we talking, Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake? I’m marrying for all my fine as hell options) , Halloween, feet/hands bae, Thor (hot AND can travel through space?) , fresh undies, alternate universe self, Dumbledore, Instagram, Ronald McDonald (dem fries) , Giraffe, waffles, and my friends. Kill: Alfred, Thanksgiving (thanks Columbus), scale bae (I’m NOT a furry), The Hulk (I’m also not a size queen), reading a book on my day off, past self, Voldemort, Snapchat, Colonel Sanders (sorry Keith fried chicken is the worst option here), Elephant, pancakes (objectively the worst of the three), and my coworkers.
Nicole N
2019-03-26 15:47:17 +0000 UTCLove the new hoodies, finally some merch that appeals to me! I’d also love TryHard Undies.
Talor With No Y
2019-03-26 15:44:14 +0000 UTCI love how everyone looks at Eugene to answer the boink/ doink question ... and his answer. :D
Nadin Pusch
2019-03-26 15:43:29 +0000 UTCBAE means Between A and E so it is BCD.
Randall M Bell
2019-03-26 15:39:37 +0000 UTCI went to look for the hoodies and didn't find them. When will they be available?
Leanne Dupont
2019-03-26 15:36:11 +0000 UTCOkay, throw up the poll now and let the Patreons show you what color we’re all going to buy :)
Magpie Swallows
2019-03-26 15:35:41 +0000 UTCI love how the guys got progressively crazy as they went. This was hysterical.
JS Lenore
2019-03-26 15:34:38 +0000 UTCOmg i want ALL the colours of hoodies but I'm a peasant & exchange rate for Australia SUCKS. Purple is my fave colour.
Jackie Warner
2019-03-26 15:32:18 +0000 UTCThere was at least one TG I strongly agreed with every round and this is why the TG's are perfect. haha
Hayley Gregory
2019-03-26 15:25:04 +0000 UTCI'm glad we're all in agreement about the marvel one
Achilles
2019-03-26 15:24:31 +0000 UTCNed's reaction to Halloween = my sentiments exactly!
Hayley Gregory
2019-03-26 15:09:32 +0000 UTC
