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Commission 25

Commission for Toxic (@Gex_Simp_Toxic)!

It's time for the big interview that Winter waited so long with Ruby and test her teamwork with Weiss ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Also, the fact that he doesn't make the connection that Queen Grimm on OF is, in fact, Salem ๐Ÿ˜‚ (The post she made was just the Salem & Summer x Ruby comm you did ๐Ÿ˜…) He doesn't even entertain the idea that there might be things going on under his nose, and if something goes wrong, he blames Salem ๐Ÿคฃ

Hill

Thanks, Dragon!!

Khartemis

What a deep description you have here, Potato! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Khartemis

Noted the idea, hehehe RWBY OnlyFans is very interesting >:)

Khartemis

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Salem still messaging Ozpin is so funny hahahaha

Khartemis

"I was holding the monkeys for a friend! I'm not a kidnapper! She can't get pregnant anyway!" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Khartemis

THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!!

Khartemis

Thanks, Choc! S2

Khartemis

Thanks!!

Khartemis

I do Love Weiss and to see this is really amazing ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

Dragon

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Khartemis needs to do this as a set. I now want to see what they'd post ๐Ÿคฃ (I hope you see this and think, ๐Ÿ‘) Out of all the members of Team RWBY, I imagined Blake being the one with an OF account ๐Ÿ˜… Only because I saw an artist do a series of Blake fan art called OnlyFaunus ๐Ÿคฃ

Hill

I made the joke once that if RWBY had an OnlyFans only Yang would use it properly. Salem probably post pictures of Grimm eating people because if you're following Salem then you're also a cultist. No worries tho. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ So true. You find it unlikely for Salem to know how to text, but apparently, having an OnlyFans seems more likely ๐Ÿ˜‚ And that Oz is a subscriber ๐Ÿคฃ (I know I copied the Patreon post notification text, but only because I've got no idea what an OF notification email looks like ๐Ÿ˜…)

Hill

Cinder: ... Salem: *Texting at the speed of light.* Cinder: Was all that actually your doing? Salem: No, the world is just a irreverent parody of itself. I mean, I'm texting. What kinda version of Ozpin or Salem even knows how to use a phone. I talk through a glass jellyfish for fuck's sake. Cinder: ...Wait, parody version of itself? Of what? Salem: You existence is small and this world's existence is even smaller.

ScribeOfS

(Ozpin's office) Ozpin: Well, this was an unexpected development. Indeed, this must be Salem's work. *Scroll Buzzes* Message: This is why mankind deserves extinction. Ozpin: I really should change my number. *Scroll Buzzes again* Message: Queen Grimm just shared "๐ŸŒน Rose Reunion Set ๐ŸŒน" for Patrons only. Ozpin: Oh~ (Hm, those two look almost like Summer and her daughter. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.)

Hill

Ruby will absolutely forget this even happened after her next cookie binge. But she won't forget how cool Winter's saber is.

ScribeOfS

Lisa Lavender: In other news, an Atlesian Airship was recently shot out of the sky. The ship had been making a flight from Beacon to Atlas and back to Beacon. The airship was believed to hold a large shipment of illegal drugs, several escaped zoo animals and a two naked girls, both legal but definitely with an asterisk. The owner of the ship, one Specialist Winter Schnee, older sister of one of the abused victims, was arrested on the scene of the crash. She was reporting shouting that, and I quote, "I was holding the monkeys for a friend! I'm not a kidnapper! She can't get pregnant anyway!" We'll continue to inform you as the case develops.

ScribeOfS

Partner building exercises are important to build a long and heath relationship. They promote understanding and iner knowledge allowing fora deeper team connection. It is also always a good idea to ask trusted elders for advice to diversify your actions with a more knowledgeable and experienced generation.

Potato Lord

(Meanwhile, at Beacon) Yang: I couldn't find them anywhere! Blake: No luck on my end, either. Yang: Where could they have gotten to!? Did you make sure to check the lockers? Blake: First thing I did. Ozpin: Is there an issue Ms. Xiao Long, Ms. Belladonna? Blake: Sir, by any chance, have you seen Ruby or Weiss? We can't find them anywhere. Ozpin: I recall Ms. Rose being asked to attend a meeting regarding her leadership role, and Ms. Schnee is taking care of a matter regarding the SDC. Yang: Wait, they're actually attending a meeting? Ozpin: Yes. Blake: Guess we were worried for nothing then. Yang: Wait, who were the meetings with? Ozpin: The request for both meetings was made by Specialist Schnee. As for where they are, they should be on one of the Atlesian Airships. So, there is no need to be concerned about their safety. Blake & Yang: ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Hill

This is brilliant work from you, as always. Love it. ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ๐Ÿค

ChocolateCookieCream

Wow, these are incredible! Beautiful artwork ๐Ÿ˜Š

Meloria


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