Major Bigg Butte's Easter Eggstravaganza! (April Artwork)

I mention this further at the point where I give my feelings on this piece but this post VERY likely is considered troublesome guideline-wise due to new regulations regarding NSFW drawings. If you see it taken down before you can read the further note at the bottom of this story, then just wait and I'll eventually give some kind of statement and "moving forward" plan on my FurAffinity! Thank you all for your support as always ^^

Warning! As this is a Major Bigg Butte story, the wording in it is incredibly raunchy! While there isn't any actual scat involved, the words used at times may put some off. If you're not into that sort of thing, that's okay! Just a CW for anybody who likes to read my work~! ^^

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The Major panted softly, eyes surrounding him. He'd always enjoyed being something of a tease, especially those of lower ranking than him, always wagging his oversized bubble-butt at people, shaking and swaying his hips with every step. He'd even had enough gumption to tease his handlers often, taking great joy in making his superiors blush and squirm in their chairs by plopping his fat rear down on their desk during debriefings, even holding mission critical items in his sloppy slimy guts, ready to be deployed right before them in a series of sputtering guttural farts. Today seemed like it would be no different as Bigg stared at himself in the mirror, hands softly tracing over his voluptuous form, his digits easily sinking into the fat plump flesh of his bottom and his underbelly, tracing softly to his chest. He'd been making sure his costume was just right, snickering to himself as he turned and waggled at his reflection, gentle thumps rising from the floor where his tail softly thudded over and over, the big feline softly purring and giggling as he eyed himself. He'd always taken delight in how plump and fatty his form had gotten, especially when his handlers would send him out on less missions, the base's training centers lacking the same physical effort as his missions, giving him plenty of time to soften up and round out. He sighed gently, rolling his palms over his butt cheeks, his booty softly flattening at his press, bouncing and quaking back outward when he lifted his hands, making him snicker as he rolled his hips to keep his tubby lower half wobbling.

He hummed, softly patting the cute little white tail that poked out from his excessively fat cheeks, almost obscured by the sheer amount of steam that rose from those hot sweaty orbs. His butt had always been sweaty, it'd been something the feline had come to expect and accept, even to the point where he often found himself not caring to shower much, knowing that regardless he'd wind up covered in his own sweat. He picked up a towel, humming as he rubbed what he could of the fluid off his booty, balling it up and running it between his cheeks, a soft gasp rising from his lips as he ran over the object that held the tail in place between his mountainous mounds of assfat, the plug easily tilting upward as he ran over it, shooting shivers up his spine as he fought to get his hole to clench back around the toy, shuddering in pleasure as he lazily flicked the towel, now sopping wet, to the side of the mirror. It wetly splatted on the ground as he nodded, fixing one of his ears, satisfied with how he presented. His form was somehow simultaneously lithe and fat, his upper thin, even muscular in spots, the sport of structure one may expect in a ballerina or a talented gymnast, his lower half betraying this entirely, weighing heavily down, his booty so fat and round that it hung in a shelf over his thighs, bobbing deliciously with every step he took, his legs the perfect midpoint between the two halves of his body, having the muscular strength of his upper needed to carry is fat lower half, as well as the delicious curves of his lower to perfectly accent those muscles. He'd been proud of his form, and today he'd happily be able to flaunt it some more, pushing out from his barrack room and bouncing down the hall, humming softly as his paws tapped on the floor, claws gently clacking over the linoleum tile.

It didn't take long to reach the event center, certainly not for the trained feline, his pace easy to quicken, many long rucks throughout empty harsh terrain training him into a magnificent athlete, his legs swiftly carrying him to the small clearing by the cantina that the higher ups had often used as event space for the agents and soldiers on base, licking his chops and winking at occasional gawking passerby, watching a non-zero number of cars swerve so that their drivers could get a good look at his form, snickering as he slowed to a trot, carefully leading down into a sly strut, each step forward bringing an accentuated movement of the hips, flicking his wobbly lower half side to side in exaggerated heavy motions that caused every jiggly fatty bit of his body to softly clap together, his heaving booty rippling and wobbling as though he'd been spanked, his cheeks repeatedly smacking and plapping into each other as he stepped before his coworkers, posing his oversized feminine form, "Well howdy ladies! Hope I didn't miss the party!" The Major spoke up, snickering as his heavy balls softly twitched in the open air, a soft breeze turning the already warm air radiating off his sweatier bits to a gentle steam, rising and pouring from between his cheeks, from his underarms, and of course from his heavy cock and balls. Those who had seen quickly found themselves staring at the cat, any who hadn't soon finding their eyes just as fixed on Bigg as they glanced about to see what had suddenly cut their conversations off, all the lower ranks and subordinates quickly finding their way not just before, but also behind the cat. The feline's thick bushy tail softly flicked side to side over his voluptuous butt, its every contact causing it to jiggle, his saggy balls gently swaying in the wind, throbbing and bobbing upward, helping them to plap against his big heavy thighs... but above all else, what everybody had been clamoring to see, was that big heavy ass, softly quaking even after he'd begun to stand still so long ago, eyes rolling and glancing over every fatty inch of his butt, especially taking note of that little tail poking out under his own, occasionally twitching between his cheeks.

Softly, Major Bigg began to grow flushed, grinning as, now that he'd had everyone gawking, he began gently to twist and throw his hips side to side, their eyes easily following the movements, dozens of men eyeballing his fat wobbling booty and his oversized forever overproducing cock and balls, twitching to life as he gained so much attention. His fat piercing covered dick throbbed ever harder as the Major witnessed the men's pants around him grow tighter, huge plentiful veins growing fuller and more engorged as his heavy cock grew all the larger, his fat wet hole finally making itself in a manner all too familiar to Bigg Butte and the rest of the men, wet muffled slurps and squelches rising from between the cat's fat sweat drenched globes, little stifled moans and gasps lifting from his lips as he felt his fat overused fart-cannon of a cunt clutch and squeeze over the heavy metal tail plug lodged in the wet slimy lips of his worn out tire of a donut. He shuddered as he wagged his fat booty up and down, hollow sloppy slurps rolling out from his cunt as the fattest point of the plug slid out, only to be replaced by a lewd nasty sickening squelch as his asshole gobbled the plug back up, the poor little bunny tail poking off the base of it slowly growing sopping wet with the feline's booty sweat and frothy yellowed ass-slobber. "What's everyone want, some kinda fuckin' invitation? C'mon, get a handful of cake, there's more than enough for everyone~!" He purred, snickering as some of the men turned their bright red faces in embarrassment, many others trying to hide their embarrassment as he shook and swayed his absurdly proportioned form, his hands rolling over his v-line as he began to bounce up and down, pivoting his pelvis and arching his back, excitedly shaking and twerking his nasty unwashed bubble-butt up and down as he purred intensely, his cock throbbing ever harder from all the attention as a few brave men rolled closer and closer, the cat's teases growing all the more intense the nearer the crowd grew to his fat oversized haunches.

He licked his lips as he softly thrust his cock forward, slinging pre over the ground in fat globby splurts, his vein-coated cock throbbing intensely with every buck, his ass loudly clapping together, cheeks plapping and wobbling as he ramped up the intensity in his movement, shaking his ass so heavily now that, to the shock of everyone around him, his huge cheeks would roll open, exposing just a little bit of his "tight" pink turdchute winking and pursing below the cute little rabbit tail at the end of the plug, squeezing and loosely pulsing as the hole, easily able to swallow sports balls, munitions canisters, and other agent's and soldier's gears, tried its hardest to keep a relatively average sized toy in, struggling to stay contracted as his wet nasty excuse for a cunt squelched and spluttered back open into a gape over and over, exposing that gorgeous slimy inner-ring of his butthole for seconds as he'd clench and throw his ass back down. His fat ass was so oversized that it'd easily clap over the plug and its tail, splattering disgusting slime and musky sweat over the men standing around his backside, "Careful back there, you're dead-center in the 'splash-zone' boys, wouldn't wanna get those spiffy uniforms all coated in kitty shitslime would ya~?" He teased, some of the men's trousers growing unbearably tight as their cocks fought to explode out from them. It was an open secret that the Major was a massive anal slut, if what he sported as a "tactical stealth uniform" wasn't enough of a show of this then his hole's constant noisy rippling bottom-farts, noisy wet plaps, and sputtery squelches would most certainly go to show it... Even so, not every man got a chance to touch his oversized bubble butt, it being a reward afforded to only those he saw as deserving of it, only a handful of men having ever laid so much as a finger on his fat pudgy hip, letalone hooked their hand in his puffy doughy sputterchute.

Gladly, and excitedly, everyone drew ever-closer, Major Bigg's purrs ramping up in intensity as they drew closer, the fat globby strands of precum that shot into the massive steaming puddle of sweat below him firing out his cock in thicker larger amounts, his moans and squeaks rising even higher as a rumbling started to rise in his gut, everyone around him having completely missed that, despite how absurdly small the plug was, the major had been managing to hold his copious and always uncontrollable gas inside his slimy ruined shit-sewer. He felt the already quite intense pressure in his roiling gurgling guts grow all the more intense suddenly, his hear fluttering as he gasped, the hidden other object that truthfully had been keeping him plugged this whole time shifting in his straightened out sigmoid and rectum. He panted softly as he looked back, slapping his hands down on his fat doughy cheeks, his soft digits sinking into the plush velvety soft surface of his massive wobbling slutty ass, rippling and jiggling as he alternated between groping and rolling his hands about his cheeks and heavily slapping them, purring intensely as, with every smack, his hand pressed his huge booty down, his heavy cheek immediately bouncing back and quaking. Occasionally he'd roll his hands just right that he spread his ass, making everyone gasp excitedly as he moaned, his big plush slobber-dribbling turdhole squelching as it puckered around the cute little bunny tail dug into his hole, the constant teasing eyefuls of his tailhole not helping the men at all in their neediness. He shivered as he finally rolled his ass back and spread his legs, flexing his enormous fatty glutes hard, causing them to smush around and envelop the poor little plug trapped within, sweat rolling down his heaving foot-deep ass crack as steam rose and billowed off it, the cat huffing gently at the air around him, quickly growing humid just from his prolonged presence. "Alright boys, it's obvious you've all been working real hard as of late, and as your Major I feel nothing but pride... so of course, I've been thinking... good behavior ought to be encouraged with good behavior, no~?" He rolled his ass upward, flexing his cheeks harder, making his fat sloppy asscrack appear even deeper as he moaned, feeling the base of the plug slide into his drooling squelching cunt, its sloppy healthy slurps muffled by his huge cheeks as he with ease swallowed the base of the plug, his fat ruined turd-squeezer kissing wetly at the base of the little white tail as he huffed.

"And so, being observant as ever I thought everyone seemed real excited about this Easter event on base, and so I thought... how could I reward my men, how could I pay up to my superiors, and most of all..." He rolled his hands over his fat wobbly sweat ridden musk-billowing ass, panting as he smushed them between his cheeks, riding them painfully slowly down his fat bouncy ass, his cheeks growing ever redder as he felt that the plug had easily slid a few more inches up into his turgid toy-stuffed pooper, his poor sloppy hole trembling deliciously against his fingers as he rode them out from the base of his crack, cupping and squeezing along the base of his heavy booty, rolling his hands up around the sides again as he pushed his fat heavy ass back, keeping those big massive glutes nice flexed and tight... Slowly he pressed his fingers back down into his crack again, "How to ensure this would be an Easter that everybody would always remember~" And with that last teasing loving cooing purr he smushed his hands down between his cheeks and spread his ass, immediately earning the gasping moans and squeaks of everyone around him as he finally properly exposed that massive slimy butthole, coated in frothy bubbly turdhole mucus, puckering and squeezing as it repeatedly sloped and domed outward, the plug struggling to be kept in before the feline, moaning, would manage to quell the gurgling groaning rumbles in his guts, contracting his busted out overly slack sphincter back into his cheeks, pressure rising and rising as he spread his ass-cheeks ever wider. With each consecutive pull and tug he yanked his asshole wider and wider apart, his fat pucker appearing more as a heaving horizontal slit to everyone around him, a gentle gape starting to squelch and make itself apparent between clenches as his butthole would slurp open, gurgling and drooling before the cat would clench it back shut again, wet hot steamy musk rising from these heaving cracks in his absurdly sized wrinkly gape as he parted his lips, about to tease again until suddenly, to Major Bigg's shock...

The rumbling grew and the pressure rose and rose, the object lodged between the little plug and all that hot wet gassy air, easily hours worth of it air pressing and pushing incessantly as his hole slowly went slack, bowing wetly outward as his butthole's poor distended skin grew less wrinkled and all the more taut as it turgidly domed outward, sloping in a massive wide hill of a butthole that lewdly bulged outward, his attempts at tightening back up onlt making Bigg whine and moan out as finally, after hours of retention, the heavy metal plug shot out from his cunt, first rolling along his anal lips as they curled and drooled back before being launched from his cunt as farts began to erupt out around it, finally rocketing into a slick slimy little puddle on the ground. The shiny shitslobber covered plug radiated with the feline's internal heat, reeking intensely of his filthy guts, steamy hot ass-musk rolling off the toy as his disgusting sloppy shitslime-coated insides began pressing against his anal ring. Another gasp rose from the crowd around him as the kitty fell to his knees, leaning forward onto the ground and arching his back up as, from his giant rounded turgid turd-spewing fogcunt, a massive shiny easter egg began to show itself. He groaned in pleasure as it rolled and smushed heavily over his prostate, flattening and stretching his insides taut, his poor guts gurgling and groaning as the pressure that once sat purely in his colon and small intestine now rushed to fill out his sigmoid, his poor already loose tender "bend" growing all the more sore as the pressure ballooned it outward, making his already somewhat tubby belly bulge outward, growing taut with his roiling groaning gas as he squeaked and whined, pushing his hands to the ground and arching upward, straightening his legs out. He stared forward at nobody in particular, squeaking and whining hotly as the heaving object lurched further out from his anus, yanking his hole even wider apart, making him shudder and gasp as he occasionally managed to get out little weak sputtering squeaks and gurgles out from his hole around the object, his heavy duty cunt properly plugged up by the massive egg.

He panted and gasped as he tried to tighten his sphincter, his anal muscles not giving at all, just pressing and squeezing at the egg. Occasionally the major would give a long low gasp, whining as he clenched his hole tight around the egg, barelly pulling his sloped mound of a butthole back between his cheeks for even a moment before his belly would start growling angrily again, a cry pushed from his lips as he felt the egg roll over his prostate and lurch out from his ruined excuse for a butthole again, sputtering hot slimy air ridden with the intense hot musk of his deepest dirtiest depths along with filthy yellowed ass-mucus, his butthole gurgling sloppily as he whined, his poor weak anal ring barely giving more than a quiver as with every attempt at clenching it back in his fucked-out shitbox grew weaker and weaker, eventually growing so slack that he could barely manage to suck the egg even a centimeter back, his poor roiling cunt vibrating and quivering from the intense rumbling pressure below it as it throbbed and trembled, visibly shaking around the massive sloped surface as the pressure began to force the egg further outward, the largest point of the egg beginning to round over his poor smushed prostate, flattening that poor little gland intensely, the kitty instinctively bucking his hips back, the feeling shoving him over the edge as, suddenly listening to instinct over his want to tease, Major Bigg relaxed his pelvic muscles and gave a heavy push, pressing like he was trying to launch an object that got stuck beyond his bend back into his rectum. He groaned and panted as he squeezed, the egg budging and twitching for a moment as his "tight" sphincter tried to fight the egg, but the pressure and the forciveness of the feline's bearing down grew too much and within moments his hole's wet little squelches and sputters grew into a disgustingly loud eruption of gurgling echoing anal belches and tidal ways of filthy frothy slimy buildup as the poor cat ripped heaving disgusting sloppy healthy fart after fart from his bowels. His insides were so gaped and distended that they simply swayed and quivered outward against his anal ring as he began to uncontrollably projectile-shit hot frothy turdslime all over himself, filthy yellowed mucus drooling over his balls and the egg into a massive puddle on the ground, his butthole resembling a gurgling rushing waterfall as air and slobber jetted out from his rectum.

He found his sphincter so beat-up from the sudden egg-laying that he couldn't even try to clench it, his poor turd-pooter distended out from between his cheeks, his now puffy spoiled cunt ripping a constant stream of farts so intense and continuous that it was as if he were letting loose one massive endless gassy eruption, his thundercunt resembling a volcano as it bulged up out from his ass, jiggling and quaking as it shot out hot slimy smelly musky air, reeking of his used up unwashed sweat-drenched depths, his booty rippling and smacking around his giant gaped donut as he uncontrollably trembled and shook as he relieved all the pressure from his depths, gasping and mewling out in pleasure as everybody stared in shock, excitement, and delight at the kitty, a few even cheering and excitedly exclaiming at each other, amazed at the sheer size of what the feline managed to shit out from his poor busted turdpipe. The exhausted cat lay panting on the ground, heaving and huffing as his hole did all the same, his giant gaped cunt practically breathing as it sucked in cool air from the outside, the temperature difference turning it to hot musky steam that his sputtercunt gladly fired out in loud foggy thunderous blasts. As he laid there and huffed and panted, and the other men drew closer and more curious, pants gripping and undoing trousers, hands reaching, poking, squeezing, and threatening to try to bury the egg back in that blown out sputtering shitter, it was then set in stone...

This would be the single best Easter event the base, and no doubt all of Arulije, would ever see~

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Hey all! It's been a bit of time and work, I was hoping to get this out a LOT closer to Easter but unfortunately I had a bunch of life-stuff come up that kept me very busy for a bit, but finally I was able to get this piece wrapped up! I've been intending to do some form of easter egg related fun, and while it's about a year after I last mentioned the idea, it's always better late than never! As I worked on this piece I found myself having some trouble getting the lighting right, but I think after a lot of refinement and effort it's finally all fallen together, and hopefully the wait was worth it! Thank you guys as always for your support, I couldn't do it without y'all ^^ -- I'll be focusing largely on commissions and life stuff throughout the rest of this month, but I DO know what next month's theme will be. To keep it generally vague and exciting -- A Wenke double piece! The first, likely releasing early in the month, being an SFW piece, and the second, likely releasing later in the month after some life stuff is wrapped up, being an NSFW piece, most probably being a one drawing one alt NSFW piece, so get amped heheh~!

Also, just a little note. I dunno if this post will survive on Patreon or not due to the new rules on this site. If this piece doesn't make it I'm gonna start the process to create a SubscribeStar as a backup. I don't plan to change the minimum price or anything, because I want to keep the entry level to financial support low, but I'm still kicking stuff around in my head. I seriously appreciate all the support you've all given me. With hopes this is nothing and I'll be able to continue fine, but if they mess with me well, I'll just have to go somewhere else!

Until then, thanks again for your patronage y'all, and...

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Cheers~!