Constellation, Episode 122 | Manners and Etiquette, 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men, Public Restrooms
Added 2025-05-05 16:00:16 +0000 UTCPodcasting is a little like cooking. No matter how many times you prepare your favorite dish, it always turns out just a little bit different. Sometimes, everything comes together perfectly and the meal absolutely sings. There's no real explanation for it, just a combination of recipe, ingredients, experience and technique all somehow harmonizing seamlessly. Beyond effort, intention or skill. Magic, really. Today's show hits like that for me. Probably my favorite episode of the year so far. Brad and the three LSM Moriartys gather around the family table and proceed to chop it up (cooking pun intended) with fun topics and heaping helpings of silliness. I think there's plenty to savor on today's menu. Absolutely delicious, if I do say so. Enjoy!
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:39:31 - Manners and Etiquett
1:30:12 - 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men
2:14:34 - Public Restrooms
Comments
Like a fast food worker goes home smelling like french fries & burgers, I imagine that a bathroom attendant must go home smelling like piss & shit. Not ideal.
Kevin Cooper
2025-05-28 14:01:15 +0000 UTCYou can't risk a butt-sip of dirty water. You can't.
Kevin Cooper
2025-05-28 12:51:45 +0000 UTCMicah busting Colin’s balls has got to be one of my favorite things ever
Glen Yelenovic
2025-05-15 15:49:08 +0000 UTC“I’m in here,” had me cracking up. We’ve all been there lol
Stephen
2025-05-14 14:56:48 +0000 UTCVery surprised that no one brought up courtesy flushing and how no one seems to do it. They want the whole restroom marinating in the stench.
Serial crop dusting Harry Potter actor ManYou’ll AssSniff
2025-05-13 14:43:40 +0000 UTCBrad, Dustin and Colin in a bed together.......to think Colin doesn't like co-op games 🤔 😅
Derek Alcott
2025-05-12 01:16:36 +0000 UTCPeak Constellation! 😂
Nicholas Perfect
2025-05-09 19:20:43 +0000 UTCIt ultimately comes down to the wrong people choosing to have children to raise.
Tanner Denso
2025-05-09 11:33:31 +0000 UTCMan I am so much like Colin. Especially when he talks about being overtly friendly in public just to set a standard. I’ll do the same thing by saying something passive aggressive too. It pisses my wife off because she just wants to be completely passive and not draw any attention to ourselves. But these people need to be checked. Brad is right tho. It’s getting worse. I know him and I live in Orange County and a lot of the youth here are spoiled brats. A lot of the old people are rich and disconnected from reality. That may have something to do with it.
Tanner Denso
2025-05-09 11:28:50 +0000 UTCMicah, you are dead wrong on the "no Santa Claus" thing. It gives them a sense of wonder around the holiday besides religious significance and becomes hilarious later in life once they're old enough to understand he doesn't exist
dead again
2025-05-09 07:41:05 +0000 UTCI think if you coordinated 100 people into a 10x10 formation and had them sprint at the gorilla it would simply get trampled to death. If they don’t take him out after one pass, then just keep going back and forth.
Trill Spencer
2025-05-08 20:38:34 +0000 UTCMicah growing up a JW and telling how she grew up without the fear of anything is quite funny.
Aaron
2025-05-07 08:58:05 +0000 UTCIt’s funny Colin doesn’t get he’s the rude one in many of these situations lol
Aaron
2025-05-07 06:45:20 +0000 UTCI swear to God this episode is the gift that just keeps on giving: On the subject of farting out of your dick: I have done this. In January 2011 I had an L2 through S1 lumbar fusion. I was 22 years old. Just lucky like that I guess. Anyway, I had the surgery, and in the doing, they placed a catheter, (I found myself functionally paralyzed from the waist down,) and in the end, I was grateful for its existence. When they finally removed it two months later, it introduced air into my bladder. When I was finally able to pee, with great difficulty (a first in my life), the air escaped and the aforementioned occurred. It was an incredibly strange sensation… and yet, kinda incredibly satisfying on some level? Like scratching some internal itch? Now that I’ve made this nice and weird, you beautiful people have a wonderful day. This was a great episode of Conny.
Saint947
2025-05-07 04:39:13 +0000 UTCPersonally I think graffiti and tagging trains adds a lot of character to a city. Whenever I visit NY I and see the graffiti I feel at home again. The pristine clean downtown in my city is boring as fuck.
Bogey
2025-05-06 20:07:31 +0000 UTCBy far the funniest episode I've listened to! The banter, jokes were absolute cinema!
Kasual7
2025-05-06 18:37:51 +0000 UTCI am crying 😂😂😂😂😂
McTrizzle
2025-05-06 16:51:12 +0000 UTCSo my wife has worked with Gorilla and chimps for 6 years as zookeeper. Things I've learned that will factor in: Gorillas are lazy and are low energy because they only eat plants, Male gorillas are major bluffer and don't want to fight, they have weaker hearts with majority of males dying from heart disease, and a human can easily out run them since they are knuckle walker. Take this information as you will.
Henry Covert IV
2025-05-06 16:30:17 +0000 UTCGonna need to issue a stand down to Colin on this one, the entire take about the Walmart receipt checker is bonkers, glad Micah was there to push back on that lol
2Blurry2Bigfoot
2025-05-06 16:17:37 +0000 UTCReally fun episode. A+
Stewy108
2025-05-06 14:41:06 +0000 UTClol, play dates. No wonder we have generations of kids that have no people skills and can’t get off of their momma tit. My parents didn’t even know where I was from 9am til 5pm by the time I was 8. I was out biking, swimming, fishing, going to the movie theater or playing video games with friends that I made. Glad my kids got their personal freedom when they were young, paying dividends now.
Michael Thew
2025-05-06 12:25:07 +0000 UTCExactly. Nobody says shit. Not even on the bus. Bus driver included. I'm in west Philly.
Russell Robinson
2025-05-06 11:31:35 +0000 UTCI would love to see a retrospective on the parenting conversation when and if Colin or Micah have kids. Their views of how modern day kids exist in our world and how to parent them shaped on the few random moments they see them in the community is interesting if slightly misinformed.
Davario
2025-05-06 05:39:31 +0000 UTCHearing Colin’s blow by blow of fighting a gorilla is literally the reason I subscribe to last stand media. I am screaming with laughter. This is peak content. I will pay extra for a gorilla and other simian-based MMA podcast tier
Saint947
2025-05-06 04:55:57 +0000 UTCLove you col but there is a direct correlation between the more money you makes the less empathetic you become.
juicy1nonly
2025-05-06 00:40:07 +0000 UTCHe’s touched alright we all know that
FlynnTaggartGuy
2025-05-05 22:32:36 +0000 UTCWhy did it matter that the old lady was black?
Jimmer
2025-05-05 21:49:23 +0000 UTCThis was a great episode.
Tommy Timmy
2025-05-05 20:41:34 +0000 UTCColin needs to be touched because he’s clearly out of touch on certain things.
Bryan Lozano
2025-05-05 20:19:48 +0000 UTCOne of the best episodes in a while!
Alex
2025-05-05 19:44:03 +0000 UTC"Monkeys are like nature's humans"- Charlie Kelly
The Anus From Whence You Came
2025-05-05 19:35:26 +0000 UTCAs someone who takes the subway in Philadelphia almost daily, no one says anything to people using their speaker on their phones due to threats of possible violence.
Omar Rosa
2025-05-05 19:17:08 +0000 UTCI hear the part about a mom not disciplining their child and I think of Grandad in the Boondocks “you ever try… beatin’ his ass?”
Aaron Temple
2025-05-05 19:14:55 +0000 UTCYou don’t HAVE to thank someone for opening a door just like how you don’t HAVE to open a door for someone.
ChrisChan Amiibo
2025-05-05 17:28:28 +0000 UTClol the AI took over this week right?
Dead
2025-05-05 16:43:02 +0000 UTCMissing for me as well
Alex
2025-05-05 16:35:50 +0000 UTCThis isn’t on the rss?
Big D
2025-05-05 16:27:35 +0000 UTCWarning is my second favorite greenday album wtf
start a infection
2025-05-05 16:25:40 +0000 UTCWow a public restroom topic and Dustin is not on??? I specifically went to a public restroom this week to hear his take. Disappointing.
Colby Freda
2025-05-05 16:08:22 +0000 UTCHere✋🏼
Mike1core
2025-05-05 16:04:06 +0000 UTC
