“Headmaster! Merlin! I wish you would have called ahead! The place is such a mess!”
Albus chuckled as Molly Weasley fussed about, waving her wand every which way to try and clean up the assorted messes scattered across the Weasley kitchen.
Albus took a seat at the table and waited patiently, even if every single inch of his being was itching to just vanish everything in this kitchen with a flick of his wand so he could get the woman to tell him where the bloody cloak was alrea...
2024-12-14 13:37:24 +0000 UTC
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“Well, that's not great.” Harry said as he stared at the tv screen, where the cameras were providing a nice, big close-up of the burning scroll that seemed to portend their imminent doom.
“You're fucking telling me?! I almost didn't make it to see my grand-puppies be born!” Blitzø screamed from where he was laid out on the couch, arm over his forehead as he swooned dramatically. Angel Dust was standing over him, glaring at the little imp for taking his d...
2024-12-07 00:22:53 +0000 UTC
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I've been working on/off (mostly off recently) on this for like a year and a half now. I've got like 12k words written, but I did change things around slightly to give myself an out if I want to go a different direction for the next chapter. This will be a two-shot, three-shoot at the most, and I hope you guys enjoy it.
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Harry smiled widely as the sorting ended and the opening feast commenced. He loved his family very mu...
2024-11-26 19:19:26 +0000 UTC
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Back from vacation, with last month's poll winner ready. Let me know if there's any issues reading it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/153Z2D4cIlmIiKbK6r1KEusauDf3WdY5wyZIJ70agwj4/edit?usp=sharing
2024-11-15 12:20:40 +0000 UTC
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Still on vacation. Been working on this fic for
2024-11-03 06:14:26 +0000 UTC
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As some of you may or may not know, i love DBZ, and Trunks is my Harry for that fandom. This is a smutty one-shot with shota!Trunks and Erasa. There's also a hint of VIdel/18/Bulma/Panchy, and I would definitely love making this a PWP series.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BTDdi-7tLEBDVknyhcikqxYtuqZG404H1h4NMCIxXTo/edit?usp=sharing...
2024-10-28 19:15:42 +0000 UTC
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So, I'm going on vacation, starting tomorrow up until the fifteenth of November.
I will still be working on the Fem! Weasley Twins one-shot and will post it when its done. However, since I'll only have my phone with me, I'm not sure if I'll be able to set up a google doc link, so it might get taken down, in which case, I'll re-upload once I'm back.
I'm not going to be working on ANY of the main fics up until I get back from that trip, Little breather since I've been...
2024-10-28 19:09:51 +0000 UTC
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Neville Longbottom was back at Hogwarts. He'd had a nice, long winter break. He'd hosted his friends over at his home, where they used Potter's goblet strips to get absolutely sloshed without his grandmother knowing.
The killer hangover they'd all had the next day had not been fun, but still, overall, it had been another wonderful winter break for the Boy-Who-Lived.
It was the first night back at Hogwarts now, with classes starting back up the following day. Neville was walk...
2024-10-26 22:18:23 +0000 UTC
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The cobblestone streets were bustling with movement. For a young lamia like her, it was overwhelming. She could not only hear, but she could also feel, feel the scraping and scratching of feet. Each click of a heel left echoes behind for her to feel, long after their unknowing creator had moved on.
The smells didn't help either. The world of wizards was always just so stinky, filled with a deep stench that was so far removed from the fresh, clear air of the forest. She didn...
2024-10-17 15:05:10 +0000 UTC
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Alright, let me know if you're having any issues being able to read the chapter. I've got three diff methods this time, so it should all be fine in theory, but still.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dFXXTd3hVQz1Hsawoxq0eS7WkaH2AGPm9t4A5b7OHqk/edit?usp=sharing
2024-10-13 20:05:37 +0000 UTC
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“Mistress!? Are you alright?”
Darcia was doubled over, clutching her chest. Harry and Hermione had sprung to her side in moments. Darcia was sweating. She felt a sharp pain in her heart, a sting that was just barely easing off in intensity and made it difficult for her to even breathe.
“I-I don't know what's going on.” She choked out. She felt cold, a deep sense of loss, like a part of herself had been shattered.
The others crowded around Darcia in worry....
2024-10-06 22:56:41 +0000 UTC
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So this is my second attermpt at posting this chap, and I definitely cannot post anything with smut as text anymore, as it seems its all going to get reported . So please, let me know if you cant read at least one of these
2024-10-06 22:54:29 +0000 UTC
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“Father, I thought the floo was connected directly to the ballroom?” Daphne asked as she looked around in confusion.
They had emerged in the atrium. The Fountain of Magical Brethren, which she'd always thought was an eyesore, looked marginally better as it was now, under much dimmer lighting. At first, she thought they were alone, but as she looked around, she saw others milling about. They were all well-dressed purebloods, and they seemed to be converging on the fountain.
Her...
2024-09-22 02:40:02 +0000 UTC
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2024-09-17 15:06:58 +0000 UTC
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So, the chapter got reported by someone and I'm supposed to re-submit it to meet guidelines, which obviously wouldn't work without basically neutering it. I'm not sure what to do in this case, so if anyone has any ideas let me know.
2024-09-17 00:15:53 +0000 UTC
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The stake had been raised. The wood had been brought in from the forest by Hagrid, and Hermione had made sure it provided a suitable burn. Everything had been set so that at the moment of execution, the crowd would be treated to a wonderful view of the sun rising just as Riddle's body became consumed by the flames. For a moment, it would look as if the sun had leapt out from the abyss to swallow the woman whole.
“Hermione, you're still here?”
Hermione turned around to se...
2024-09-11 15:58:17 +0000 UTC
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Tom turned his head to the side, gazing up at the statuesque blonde who's piercing blue eyes were currently fixed on him.
“Yes?”
Apolline's face twitched ever so slightly. “My apologies. It's just… you're quite a strange creature.”
Nymphadora snorted. “Aren't we all? Come on, this is the place.”
It must have been quite a sight. A veela - for Apolline was far too striking for anyone to be confused as to her heritage - a stern looking old lady with a cane a...
2024-09-05 18:38:26 +0000 UTC
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“Hey there, Harry! Got some dragonhide boots! Wanna check them out? Only cost you a galleon a pair.”
Harry whistled as he stopped to inspect the collection of boots arrayed atop the dusty, frayed old carpet.
He had to give it to old Mick. If it wasn't for all the scuff marks, how worn they looked, and the fact that he could visually tell they wouldn't hold up under anything stronger than a tickling charm, he would have really believed they were dragonhide.
“Be honest h...
2024-08-31 12:41:10 +0000 UTC
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So I did end up just making a smutty and non-smutty one shot for this month.
Warnings: this one has some rape and bestiality at the end.
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“Next stop, Azkaban island!”
Tonks shot Robards an annoyed look. The only reason to say that out loud was to further needle their prisoner. Their prisoner. An underage boy.
Tonks glanced over at the boy, who seemed to have no reaction to Robard's comment. He was standing at the edge of the b...
2024-08-31 12:39:49 +0000 UTC
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Daphne climbed down the stairs into Harry's trunk, looking slightly irritated as she grabbed her glasses from their hook on the wall and put them on.
Susan was lounging on a small sofa, draped over the armrest with her head hanging off as she held a magazine out in front of her.
“Hey, Daphne, do you know what Harry's wand core is?” She asked without looking up from the page.
Daphne shrugged. “It hasn't come up. Why?”
“Oh, nothing, Teen Witch jus...
2024-08-24 00:26:53 +0000 UTC
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“Huh, what a strange little corner of heaven.” Emily mused as she walked down the dimly lit hallway, such a stark contrast with the rest of heaven. Never in her existence had she seen a light fixture flicker until now. Such a novel experience made her cast a quick prayer in thanks to the almighty.
Emily enjoyed walking through heaven. It was paradise itself, after all, and the young seraphim still had much of it that she hadn't explored. She'd not been able to bask in the pre...
2024-08-19 00:16:47 +0000 UTC
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Harry’s eyes fluttered open as he let out a small groan. His body was tired, very tired, but he felt no pain. He was encased in softness, he felt like he was lying on a cloud. As his eyes slowly adjusted to the light, he could make out a myriad of colors; different hues of reds, greens, yellows and violets that he could still not fully incorporate into anything more than fuzzy splotches.
There were smells, too, too many for his sluggish mind to keep up with. They were pleasant, though...
2024-08-15 01:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Apolline stretched awake, the nearby fluttering of wings having stirred her from her restful sleep.
She yawned as she arched her back, her voluptuous figure being hugged by the fine silk sheets. She would give it to Lady Malfoy, she did not subscribe to the usual british tendency of using only ‘rustic’ materials.
The praise was limited, though, as when Apolline opened her eyes, they were once more assaulted by the garish, overly elaborate multi-color pattern on the sheet itsel...
2024-08-08 00:51:20 +0000 UTC
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“I think we finally have it down.” Lyra said as Delphi practiced an arpeggio on the grand piano.
Harriet nodded. “No time like the present, is there?”
Lyra smiled at her, reaching out to touch her furry face. “Thank you, wolfie. If it wasn't for you, I think we would have fallen apart.”
Harriet blushed. “You would have been fine. You're all brilliant.”
“And you are too.” Lyra said.
“Can you two cut it and come play this song? I'm getting rea...
2024-08-08 00:50:17 +0000 UTC
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This was what I originally wrote after the poll that turned into something else completely. If I continue this one, it'll likely have some smut but be mostly plot heavy, and might not even be harem in the end.
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“Harry, I must reiterate that I believe this to be a foolish endeavor.”
“Upgrading to foolish now, you old goat? Next you'll move up to childish.”
The long suffering sigh from the Headmaster's portrait was so lifelike, Harry once...
2024-07-30 15:34:25 +0000 UTC
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The winner of this month's poll was a Harry and Older Harry dual harem situation. I began writing the one shot when, as happens a lot with me, the story got away from me and became something completely different. As I kept writing, I knew that I couldn't just turn the fic into mindless smut. So, I created this separate one shot, which is basically a PWP.
Usual warnings. Degenerate smut ahead.
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“R...
2024-07-30 15:31:05 +0000 UTC
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“I can't believe I agreed to this. This is insane.” Daphne repeated as Harry scrambled all around his trunk, collecting random gadgets and throwing them into his bag.
With some of the proceeds from their potions sales, he'd bought a bottomless bag second hand off a seventh year. He hadn't really wanted to, wanting to wait and make his own, but Daphne had insisted and Harry had grudgingly aquiesced.
He was very glad he'd done so now, as he just kept tossing whatever he thought ...
2024-07-23 04:19:11 +0000 UTC
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“How's he holding up, doctor?”
The mediwitch looked solemn, which did nothing to lift Minerva and Filius’ moods.
“Does he have any next of kin?”
McGonagall gasped while Flitwick's face paled considerably. “Surely it can't be that bad, doctor!” The charms professor exclaimed.
“Oh, no, he won't be dying, I just need to fill out this form.” She held up her clipboard.
“The headmaster still hasn't woken up?” Minerva aske...
2024-07-18 00:56:59 +0000 UTC
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The taps at the door remained persistent. Angel Dust groaned from his spot on the sofa. He reached around blindly on the floor until he found an empty bottle, heaving it back and tossing it at the door in hopes that whoever was on the other side got the message.
His aim was way off. The bottle sailed wide, crashing through one of the stained glass windows.
“You know you'll have to pay for that.” Husk said from his spot at the bar, where he was diligently wiping down a glass.
2024-07-17 14:38:12 +0000 UTC
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