Constellation, Episode 91 | Matty’s Wedding, Ubisoft, Favorite Elixirs, Special Editions
Added 2024-09-30 16:00:13 +0000 UTCIt’s another episode of Constellation, Last Stand Media’s conversational podcast! Chris Ray Gun (tiny big-headed blind freak) is at the helm yet again, joined by MrMattyPlays (todd howard simp), Lord Cognito (xbox shill), and none other than Gene Park (beauty pageant judge)! Matty selfishly regales us with tales of his wedding and true love in front of three painfully single people. Gene swerves the conversation to our history with Ubisoft (stewards of the acclaimed Skull & Bones franchise) and how Assassin's Creed Shadows is shaping up post-delay. Cog takes us on a winding path about our favorite drinks, poisons, and elixirs. Chris ends with what is essentially a show and tell about video game special editions. It’s literally just “look at the cool things I have” the entire time. This fellow is a genuine jerk. Someone should knock his block off.
Comments
Really late comment here but if Colin or anyone from LSM is reading this: this episode's host group was by far one of the best ever. This was honestly one of my fave Constellation eps!
Eli Aboukassam
2024-12-06 18:43:27 +0000 UTCGene is so precious, simply unfiltered, Love it!
Marco Maluf
2024-11-14 05:13:34 +0000 UTCBest episode of Stelly ever!
Stuart Rodda
2024-10-18 01:31:11 +0000 UTCI mean it will knock you out pretty fast if you don't keep doing it. Why it's one of the worst drugs, it sucks lol
Gooch Gobbler
2024-10-04 20:20:08 +0000 UTCYeah I’ve had the same thought. Though it feels less egregious coming from Chris given his background and other job as essentially an internet skit creator. Chris to me is more akin to a stand up comedian. It makes sense that he’ll embellish stories a bit to fit the comedic needs of the conversation. Not so with Gene… who is a Washington Post journalist lol.
Ben Bailey
2024-10-04 15:37:24 +0000 UTCI can’t wait for Chris to get married to Sydney Sweeney.
Michael Mashpotato
2024-10-04 12:08:37 +0000 UTCDefinitely have Chris host these every once in a while Colin can get a little "stale" sometimes.
dead again
2024-10-04 08:45:49 +0000 UTCThis episode was great… though I’m getting a bit tired of Gene’s obviously exaggerated and/or fabricated stories
Ben Bailey
2024-10-04 01:06:39 +0000 UTCBest constellation episode I’ve heard so far. They may have talked over each other a bit but the cast of characters were great and had amazing experiences that coincided with each other. Thanks for the entertainment guys.
Dave Barr
2024-10-03 17:47:46 +0000 UTCBitburger is like the worst german beer there is. We called it “shitburger” when i lived there
Heezy
2024-10-03 17:16:47 +0000 UTCHe’s a waffler alright
Daddy T
2024-10-02 22:24:05 +0000 UTCLoved this episode. Chris you might be the best host for constellation. My favorite part was Gene talking about his past with alcohol. I’m glad you were able to sober up man you went fucking hard. Im not sure you would be here with us today if you didn’t stop
Tristan Kimball
2024-10-02 19:45:35 +0000 UTCChris is a great host for constellation
Honest Abe
2024-10-02 15:05:42 +0000 UTCI normally wouldn't comment anything negative because I try to do the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" thing but it's the 2nd time in like a week where he just has to mention "I make 6 figures". He's making it really hard for me to not think he's a douche.
Mike Held
2024-10-02 15:01:14 +0000 UTCI can relate to Chris on the Ensure, but for us it was Boost. My cousin would get cases by the loads and we’d all just game in his basement drinking Boost like nobody’s business. 😅
NeO JD
2024-10-02 14:58:54 +0000 UTCIt’s funny how he went from that to he couldn’t afford the PS5 Pro Anniversary edition. I’m like wait what? 😅
NeO JD
2024-10-02 14:56:34 +0000 UTCI love Gene but I don't buy most of his stories
ajwhite
2024-10-02 12:57:20 +0000 UTCGreat fucking episode!
Bryan Lozano
2024-10-02 02:35:36 +0000 UTCGene saying that coke would put him to sleep ain’t helping the lying allegations lol
Daddy T
2024-10-02 00:17:51 +0000 UTCOne of the best constellations. It was a hysterical group I’ve never heard together before. Chris had me dying as a host too, good stuff.
Andre Ordonez
2024-10-01 22:24:27 +0000 UTCAs a Haitian, i resonate with Chris & Coquito. We make a similar drink called Cremas. Literally the same drink but we use Haitian rum, and boy its STRONG. Highly recommend to all here
FoundWaldo
2024-10-01 22:17:41 +0000 UTCWelcome to everything being too expensive. I just turned 31 and feel like i finally flipped into adult mode. Young people are behind in every facet of life these days because of rampant capitalist greed. We are in the reaping what we sowed phase and our youth are the ones paying the price sadly.
Stinkling
2024-10-01 21:21:34 +0000 UTCLove Dagen. But Chris is excellent as host without all of the chaos snark tank is. Which is still S tier.
I need scissors! 61!
2024-10-01 19:31:59 +0000 UTCIt’s crazy in todays society the general consensus is that 30 is too immature to have kids.
Uvula Smack
2024-10-01 17:59:08 +0000 UTCYeah don’t comment much but had to chime in and say that this is definitely the funniest episode of stelly. Chris is so good at hosting these kinds of shows
Mr. Pang
2024-10-01 17:41:57 +0000 UTCGene, love you man, but it's not cool to talk about how much money you make and all the women you bang. It's very douchey.
Mike Held
2024-10-01 16:46:45 +0000 UTCCrazy to have this much Ubisoft misque talk and no mention of Skull and Bones.
AllTooEasy_
2024-10-01 15:29:45 +0000 UTCThank you Chris for referencing the assassins creed literal trailers those are deeply entrenched in my late childhood
Bartevious
2024-10-01 15:20:53 +0000 UTCNot saying it isn’t but I don’t see why they can’t cross over. I’d assume they would be way less unhinged if they came on Stelly and it could be interesting
Michael (ObjoGaming)
2024-10-01 14:30:28 +0000 UTCThis was a fun episode, really great chemistry.
JR
2024-10-01 14:29:49 +0000 UTCI love the SnarkTank but that's a different show.
JR
2024-10-01 14:28:46 +0000 UTCThis episode FUCKING OWNS. They dynamic here is actually so good. Seriously my favorite Constellation episode thus far.
Eric Golley
2024-10-01 13:29:08 +0000 UTCFacts
Conor Wilson
2024-10-01 12:31:45 +0000 UTCHoly shit Gene, the Dharma beer story is the coolest thing I’ve heard in a while lol (minus the drunk driving and alcoholism)
Trill Spencer
2024-10-01 11:00:58 +0000 UTCMatty stressing about being a father is a joke, Apple created the iPad so we don’t have to worry about it
pudge
2024-10-01 10:54:42 +0000 UTCLove Colin and what he has built but man we need more episodes like this. The group at LSM is fire and the personalities are dope. I’m even down for more one on one episodes. Cog and Micah, Matty and Chris, gene and anyone else. LFG! End glazing now.
SofreetoBandito
2024-10-01 10:12:05 +0000 UTCUNITY WAS GOOD
Moistescarjoe
2024-10-01 09:08:55 +0000 UTCWe want Derrick and Sweeeeen
William Haynes
2024-10-01 09:04:06 +0000 UTCAgree with everyone on the show that this was one of the great episodes. Chris is a perfect fit as host!
Nick Shirt
2024-10-01 08:47:08 +0000 UTCChris hosting genuinely great
Kimon Togrou
2024-10-01 06:24:58 +0000 UTCGene, The Last of Us 2 sold incredibly well. I don't know why you said it didn't with such authority. In the Insomniac leak it was 3rd in total revenue. Ghost of Tsushima was at 6.
Birds Aren't Real
2024-10-01 03:51:31 +0000 UTCLove Chris hosting!
Jonathan Turner
2024-10-01 03:22:30 +0000 UTCBefore they even said it I said to myself “this might be the best constellation yet”.
Ben Haner
2024-10-01 02:57:21 +0000 UTCAnother great episode and crew. Sometimes I’m having a rough day and then Gene talks about his cancer and I’m just like.. dang.. I’m just being a baby. Love you gene! You are a rockstar.
Johnny Lamotte
2024-10-01 02:04:30 +0000 UTCHey Cog - if you get sick of coconut water - get a jug of Biosteel off of Amazon. It’s less than a buck a scoop and it’s electrolytes and BCAAs no sugar. Drink it Peri-Workout.
The Devmeister
2024-10-01 01:13:13 +0000 UTCHere’s what he told me: “Yo JD! They already had this week’s show all set up, will be back on Friday. ;)”
NeO JD
2024-10-01 00:05:58 +0000 UTCGreta episode, good job chris
Robbie Agnew
2024-09-30 22:14:33 +0000 UTCThe show description 🤣
DarthLemon616
2024-09-30 21:50:19 +0000 UTCLet Chris Host
Christopher Gourley
2024-09-30 21:18:24 +0000 UTCIt's great to hear the guys relate to me when it comes to dating. The apps are horrible and not worth your time. Some of the standards set by women on there is wild. I know this comes off rude like I'm criticizing all women on the apps. Being 5'7 nerdy bald guy it can be difficult. I really shine with my personality but the only way I can show that is by meeting me in person. You start texting a woman on there and she just suddenly stops without an explanation. Or I had a woman ask when I'm going to buy her a louis vitton purse on our first date. You begin to feel like many of them are just looking for a professional athlete or some super rich very good-looking tall man. I get the vibes that some just want to text when they are laying in bed because they like the feeling of flirtation but really have no intention of actually meeting.
Derek Alcott
2024-09-30 20:30:29 +0000 UTCDisappointed that Dagan wasn't here, but holy crap this lineup is S tier anyway!
StewDog
2024-09-30 20:06:35 +0000 UTCChris does a really great job hosting Stelly, it always feels a little more conversational and organic. No knock on other hosting styles but constellation can sometimes feel like more of checking dialogue boxes and moving down a list rather than a full fledged conversation where everyone is involved. Love the tangents and meandering off topic on this one too, the Mount Rushmore of terrible games industry peeps was amazing.
Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot
2024-09-30 20:00:54 +0000 UTCHaven't laughed this hard in a while
SweatyNReady
2024-09-30 19:58:21 +0000 UTCNo shit, gonna have to start slinging racism accusations lol
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-09-30 19:37:14 +0000 UTCLmao I love when Gene talks about his life, dude is such a rockstar.
Lizurd
2024-09-30 19:09:31 +0000 UTCThis is a GOAT lineup, more Chris hosting please.
Your Boi Nicky V
2024-09-30 18:49:02 +0000 UTCHaven’t listened to it yet but the description is top tier lmao
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
2024-09-30 18:46:11 +0000 UTCHow much longer must we wait for Tom Sweeney and Derrick to be on Stelly???
Michael (ObjoGaming)
2024-09-30 18:46:06 +0000 UTCYou’re a silly little critter, Chris
Fella
2024-09-30 18:09:48 +0000 UTCFor real. I laughed so hard!
Carlos Enrique Sierra
2024-09-30 17:14:35 +0000 UTCWell, at least you’re self aware.
Dante B
2024-09-30 16:59:45 +0000 UTCDagan looking a little different
Denim Dan
2024-09-30 16:39:06 +0000 UTCWhoever wrote this description should write them all, absolutely gold
Oba
2024-09-30 16:26:21 +0000 UTCLol Chris with that episode description. Also another Chris hosted episode? I am so down!
Michael Welter
2024-09-30 16:25:40 +0000 UTCWhat a description lol
Drew Lee
2024-09-30 16:25:39 +0000 UTCBest description ever. Who wrote this. Sounds like they did not have there coffee and cigarettes first thing in the morning
rubber nipples 209
2024-09-30 16:09:46 +0000 UTC100% :D
Dank Yharnam Nugz
2024-09-30 16:09:39 +0000 UTCThe description in this episode killed me 🤣🤣
Zachary
2024-09-30 16:08:15 +0000 UTCDagster when?
Deemac
2024-09-30 16:06:43 +0000 UTCI'm guessing Chris wrote that description!
Mike Held
2024-09-30 16:06:20 +0000 UTCBest Writeup in LSM history 😅
Tom Gentry
2024-09-30 16:05:44 +0000 UTCI love this lineup but I'm sad no Dagster
Eric the human
2024-09-30 16:04:23 +0000 UTCBest description of Shelly yet! Dagen usually does a great job but whom ever wrote this episode description. Keep it up!
Jesse spivey
2024-09-30 16:04:23 +0000 UTCI Thought Dagan Was Back 💔
Dutch Morris
2024-09-30 16:03:57 +0000 UTCLet’s go!!!
A Hind D
2024-09-30 16:03:47 +0000 UTCThat write up lmao
Tyler
2024-09-30 16:03:26 +0000 UTCWhere’s the Dagster 😭
Dolphin Cum Jelly
2024-09-30 16:02:56 +0000 UTCLet’s gooo 🔥🔥
Conor Wilson
2024-09-30 16:01:31 +0000 UTC
