Constellation, Episode 72 | That Dude, Unforgettable Quotes, Old School Jokes, Not Safe For Work
Added 2024-05-20 16:00:21 +0000 UTCWelcome back to Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week's chat is packed to the brim with fun topics, so gather around the water cooler! Kicking off the discussion, Cog wants to commiserate about "that dude", aka that person in our lives that we just can't seem to gel with. Inevitably ,we all have that one incompatible coworker, neighbor or friend of a friend that we'll probably never click with, and is it us or them? (Spoilers,, it's probably them). Weighing in next, Micah shares her most memorable quotes. What words of wisdom or kernels of enlightenment do we remember best, and how did we learn them? Was it the advice of a beloved family member, a movie quote or a character's line from a favorite book? For our third topic, Chris wants us to get serious about our favorite old school jokes. Just good, old fashioned set-up and punchline, like the classic comedy of yesteryear. Which timeless jokes do we simply never get tired of? Lastly, Dagan trolls his fellow podcasters and the Constellation audience with a topic purposely designed to be Not Safe For Work. Everybody is tasked with telling their best real-life R-rated story, and at least one tale is a hard NC-17!
Comments
Micah is out of control 🤣🤣🤣🤣
McTrizzle
2024-05-29 16:40:54 +0000 UTCDagan is for sure pissed he's never been invited to the office photo swap.
Jacob Lesperance
2024-05-26 16:51:06 +0000 UTCAye, that was the word for it. Now imagine your supervisor has brought that up in the middle of the work day. :O LOL -Micah
Mama Micah
2024-05-26 03:17:35 +0000 UTCAs a big “I prefer Stelly with Colin” guy, this episode was fking awesome
John
2024-05-24 11:33:17 +0000 UTCI remember my freshman year in high school, my history teacher told a version of the brick joke, but he extended it to about a half an hour
Definitely Stephanie
2024-05-24 03:42:00 +0000 UTCI was in elementary school from 2007-2012, and they taught us the food pyramid. But this might have just been a consequence of my broke catholic school curriculum
Justin Zasada
2024-05-24 00:01:31 +0000 UTCMicah were you talking about munging? lol
CastingCouch
2024-05-23 15:33:27 +0000 UTCAnd he waddled away, waddle waddle
Bizy_Mix
2024-05-22 20:43:21 +0000 UTCWhat an excellent episode
lazer_josh
2024-05-22 17:08:37 +0000 UTCNever heard that cemetery thing before. Had me like wtf? 😅
NeO JD
2024-05-22 13:31:01 +0000 UTCI have never been on a side more than hating Full House. Stop trying to teach me a lesson lol
Michael Hedrick
2024-05-22 03:44:53 +0000 UTCGod I wish Gene and Jaffe were around for the NSFW talk lmao
Jose Horrach
2024-05-21 20:37:47 +0000 UTCMan Dagan really colonized this podcast didn't he
Zac
2024-05-21 17:52:42 +0000 UTCWhere's jaffe?
Beaver diva
2024-05-21 17:04:27 +0000 UTCThe same car story happened to me as well, except the cop told me “ I was your age at one time”.
Simon Freeman
2024-05-21 15:25:35 +0000 UTCPatrick Star over here
dead again
2024-05-21 11:22:24 +0000 UTCDagan has been listening to too much Tim Dillon , he said Kimmy Gibbler is gonna end up on fentanyl 🤣🤣
SalXCIV
2024-05-21 05:24:10 +0000 UTCMatty has manifested The last ronin game and the Kotor remake so it’s at least partial.
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
2024-05-21 02:49:34 +0000 UTCWait a minute, it’s CHRIS who has the power to manifest games, not matty 🤣. Or maybe they both do. Chris say you want a new viva piñata!
Diddy’s Dong Quest
2024-05-21 00:55:12 +0000 UTCMicah, Stephen King fucking rules and don’t let anyone tell you different. It’s generally popcorn premise as an excuse to delve into wonderfully explored themes/psyches. He’s much better/more high brow than people give him credit for. The people that criticize his shit most either haven’t read it or have only seen the shitty adaptations and are uninformed making judgments based on that.
Jeece
2024-05-21 00:45:28 +0000 UTCChris' joke I heard on the roosterteeth podcast told by burnie its one of my favorite jokes
Ben Rosenthal
2024-05-20 20:50:23 +0000 UTCMicah’s Urinal Soup Guy 🤣. Wild!
Gray Gordon
2024-05-20 20:35:29 +0000 UTCDagan casually saying the duck joke as if it's not the duck song 😂. As I finished this Micah says "Remember the duck song"
Tanner Lange
2024-05-20 20:07:55 +0000 UTCWow… I just learned Bob Saget died!
Jayce Tamulevich
2024-05-20 19:28:46 +0000 UTCAny time Chris and Micah are together, instant win. Having Cog too?? Bro!
StewDog
2024-05-20 18:17:10 +0000 UTCAbsolutely
Daddy T
2024-05-20 16:57:27 +0000 UTCChris and Micah are the best constellation combo and I won't hear it any other way
Bobby T
2024-05-20 16:26:14 +0000 UTCThis looks like an all time great episode
Conor Wilson
2024-05-20 16:10:05 +0000 UTCSounds like it's going to be a great episode! Thanks to all the guys and gals at Last Stand for the great podcasts - you always brighten my day!
Isaac Senesi
2024-05-20 16:09:09 +0000 UTCWhat a lineup! Can’t wait to hit play
Luke Douglas
2024-05-20 16:06:31 +0000 UTCThought that mic was a peen
Jacob R.
2024-05-20 16:05:30 +0000 UTC
