It’s stupid o’clock, I can’t sleep, and you’re still pretending that YouTube is “work”. Darling. Please. I’ve already done the damsel thing. The dramatic flailing. The teasing. The pleading. I am running out of material. So I’ll just say it: I want you in bed. Now. Not later. Not after one more video. Right now. Because I love you, more than 97% of my tea collection, and I physically cannot sleep without being kissed into unconsciousness. That’s science. Or magic. Shut up and come cuddle me.
✧・゚ Meet the Players ・゚✧
🧑🎤 Speaker Teaser
I am a reverse Sleeping Beauty with anxiety, a cuddle addiction, and no patience... and I’m not above holding you emotionally hostage.
🎧 Listener Teaser
You’re not as cold as you pretend to be; I see right through you. And I’ll cuddle the truth out of you if I have to.
✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧
[F4A] Dramatic at Stupid O’Clock Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Clingy Girlfriend Roleplay][Sleepy Listener][You’re Still Working?][Kisses as Currency][Damsel Demanding Rescue][I’ll Guilt Trip You Lovingly][Yes, I Love You More Than Tea. Barely][That Was a Compliment, Obviously][Just Go With It. There Are Perks][Emotional Blackmail for Beginners][This Is All Your Fault, Technically][You Have a Cuddling Debt][Clingy][Playful][Demanding][Needy][Vulnerable][Affectionate][Whiny][Tender][Warm][Cheeky][Weaponised Whining][Snuggle Siege][Gender Neutral][I Need You to Save Me. And by Save Me, I Mean Kiss Me. A Lot]
⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎
Trigger Warnings: emotional dependency, clinginess, manipulative affection, passive-aggressive behaviour
✧ Just One Question... ✧
If someone called you “temperamental”, would you (A) deny it calmly, (B) have a small unhinged episode, or (C) demand cuddles while maintaining unsettling eye contact?