Girlfriend Unlocked via Hoodie Theft - F4A - Comedy - Dating Achievement Unintentionally Unlocked

We were having a lovely, quiet moment. It was peaceful. It was nice. And then my brain went, “Wait, are you bored? Is this boring? AM I BORING?” and suddenly I was spiralling and saying weird things about lobsters and now you’re wearing my hoodie and I think I might be your girlfriend? Which is fine. Totally fine. Completely under control. I just need to lie down on you. Or under a blanket. Or in a bin. Probably your lap though. Your lap seems safest.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not panicking. I’m just… narrating out loud in real-time while overthinking everything I’ve ever said. It’s a hobby. Like chess. Or spontaneous regret.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You make me feel like it’s okay to be weird and loud and me. Which is rude, actually. Very rude. Because now I like you more.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Girlfriend Unlocked via Hoodie Theft [Romance][Comedy][Oblivious Girlfriend Roleplay][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Accidental Confession][Emotional Whiplash][Bollocks][of Course You Have a Girlfriend][Definitely Dumping Me Now][Nerd Voice Was Right][No I’m Not Twitching][Nine Coffees Is Fine][This Hoodie Is a Trap][Please Don’t Dump Me][I Told the Lobster Joke][Cuddles Fix Everything][Don’t Judge the Hoodie][Just Let Me Nap on You][I’m Dateable Adjacent][Hoodie Equals Girlfriend Math][Overthinking Everything][Flustered][Tender][Manic][Rambling][Oblivious][Insecure][Anxious][Heartfelt][[Sweet][Overstimulated][Over Caffeinated][Vulnerable][Gender Neutral][I’m Not Dateable... But I Am Your Girlfriend Apparently]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: overthinking, self-deprecation, caffeine-induced babbling, emotional vulnerability

✧ Just One Question... ✧

If someone said they weren’t dateable while being deeply dateable, would you tell them or just keep letting them spiral because frankly it’s entertaining and kind of hot?