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🍅 Tomato Update: The Graduation (and the Tragedy)

Added 2025-07-26 01:25:00 +0000 UTC

Henchcuties,

I come to you today with solemn news from the League's Special Training Polytunnel.

A select class of tomato cadets, bold, blushing, and round with promise, had successfully earned their colours. They passed their stealth checks. They demonstrated exemplary ripeness. One of them glared at me. I respected that.

As per League protocol, they were dispatched from training and entered active duty.
And by "active duty" I do, of course, mean my kitchen.

I regret to inform you, though not that regretfully, that most of the graduates are no longer with us.

They have fallen.
To NOM NOMS.
And they were delicious.

You will see from the photo that they posed beautifully for their final image. Little did they know it would also be their last. This is the price of greatness. And caprese.

Further updates to follow, should any other tomatoes survive long enough to earn their stripes. Or if I get peckish again.

Yours in respectful digestion,
Wayward
Breaker of Mugs, Devourer of Recruits, Absolutely Not Sorry

(Yes, I did have to stand on tiptoe to harvest some of them. Short Overlord problems. It was a very dramatic stretch. There was wobbling. A nearby snail judged me.)