Hoodie Gremlin - F4A - Romantic Comedy - I Will Never Return It

Okay, listen. Before you say anything, yes... I did steal your hoodie. Again. And maybe also your t-shirt. And maybe your pillow. But in my defence, you smiled at me like that and now all your stuff is mine forever. Don’t worry, I’ll give the hoodie back... eventually. The t-shirt? Absolutely not. And while we’re being honest, I love you. Like, annoyingly love you. I trust you. I feel safe with you. And I really, really like the way your clothes smell. So... this is your life now. You're dating a clingy, cold-weather gremlin. Sorry not sorry.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m basically a romantic raccoon in your laundry pile and you let me do this. You encouraged the chaos. This is your fault now.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re warm, sweet, and you give me butterflies... which is why I’m wearing your t-shirt and hoarding your side of the bed. Be flattered. This is peak affection.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Hoodie Gremlin [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Playful Girlfriend Roleplay][Adoration][Winter Night][Star Gazing Together][Stolen Hoodie][Kleptomaniac][Oops, I Took Your Hoodie Again][Don’t Act Like You Hate It][It’s Mine Now, Deal With It][You’re Such a Dork and I Love It][No T-Shirt for You][That Look? Yeah, That One][You Make Me Ridiculous][Honestly, You’re So Kissable][You Knew What This Was][You Let Me Do This][Fine, You Can Have It Back... Temporarily][You’re Lucky You’re Cute][Call Me Adorable Again, I Dare You][Did I Mention I Love You?][Flustered][Soppy][Warm][Vulnerable][Teasing][Blushy][Gentle][Cosy][Sweet][Emotional][Playful][Gender Neutral][You’re Not Getting It Back. The Hoodie. Or the T-Shirt. Or My Heart, Frankly]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: affectionate teasing, emotional vulnerability, past relationship trauma

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Say someone accidentally on purpose took your hoodie and now refuses to give it back. They’ve started calling it “their comfort item” and smell it before bed. Be honest, would you be outraged… or secretly pleased?