Flirting Is Not a Free Action - F4A - Romance - And Neither Is Murder Apparently

So, um… I may have… accidentally murdered the plot. And a sorceress. Okay, not accidentally. But she was flirting with you and I just... look, it made perfect sense in character. That’s not the point. The point is… I was jealous. Because Emma was all over you earlier and I had to sit there and pretend like I didn’t care when all I wanted was to throw a fireball at her, not the NPC. And now I’m confessing? Oh gods. Oh no. I think this counts as a charisma save. Did I pass?

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m a Dungeon Master, not a functioning adult with emotional regulation, okay? I roll for deception and I still fail every time you're in the room.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You're a paladin. Of course the sorceress flirted with you. Everyone does. Except me. Because I’m a coward. A coward with dice. And feelings.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Flirting Is Not a Free Action [Romance][Comedy][Dungeons and Dragons][Best Friend Roleplay][Office Romance][Jealous Dungeon Master Roleplay][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Insecurity][Jealousy][Yearning][Anxiety][Self-Sabotage][I’m Not Jealous, You’re Jealous][This Isn’t a Confession, Except It Is][Bollocks][Don’t Be You Right Now][No Emma, Just Us][Sorry I Killed Her][Roll for Feelings] Critical Hit to the Feelings][You’re Smiling and I Hate It][Oh My Fuck, You’re Serious][You Can’t Keep My Dice][I’m a DM, I’m Always Ready][I Love Your Smile, Shut Up][Half-Orc Problems][You Heard Nothing][I Killed Her Because I Love You][This Is Just So Cringe][Let’s Just Get Pizza][I’m Your Girlfriend Bollocks][Awkward][Flustered][Jealous][Tender][Panicked][Messy][Anxious][Playful][Chaotic][Hopeful][Clumsy][Embarrassed][No Emma Zone][Game Night Disaster][the Dice Made Me Do It][I Wasn’t Avoiding You][I Was Avoiding You][Adorkable][Gender Neutral][No, I Didn’t Kill Her Because I Was Jealous. Okay, Maybe I Did. A Little]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional vulnerability, self-deprecation, jealousy, romantic tension

✧ Just One Question... ✧

If love was a D20 roll, what modifier would you give yourself? Personally, I think I’ve got a negative charisma score, plus disadvantage when making eye contact.