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January Ramble Audios - Choose Your Favourites

Added 2025-01-31 23:59:50 +0000 UTC

I can talk. I am an adult who drinks water. Lots of water. Because hydration is important. It keeps you healthy, helps you think clearly and, most crucially, makes it easier to ramble for extended periods.

Alright, fine, I may have exaggerated. But Pepsi Max does contain water… well, the ice does. Alright, alright, I promise to drink actual water before I go off on another tangent.

In the meantime, here’s your selection for this month’s 3 January Ramble Audios. Pick your favourites, and I’ll do what I do best: talk nonsense for your entertainment. All audio files will be posted on 5 February and sent via email to all January-subscribed patrons.

🧛 Option 1 - Why geeks are basically the daywalkers of nerdom, and why I will never make the cut.

🎭 Option 2 - Yes, English people make the best villains, and no, it’s not an accident, we’re all secretly a little evil.

☕ Option 3 - Listen, “borrowing” my mug is theft, and I fully support extreme consequences.

🍅 Option 4 - 2025: The year Wayward, the Tomato Tsarina, once again attempts to conquer the art of tomato-growing.

🔪 Option 5 - I am definitely not a serial killer, but if I were, detective dramas would absolutely be to blame.

🏆 Option 6 - SPORTS BALL! A totally scientific breakdown of how I’m picking my teams using pure Wayward logic.

🏙 Option 7 - I’m not saying London is the best part of the UK… but we both know it is.

📖 Option 8 - I do not have a fanfic problem. I can stop anytime. Just… don’t check my AO3 bookmarks.

Let me know what you fancy, and I’ll get to rambling. Hydrated, of course.