A Little Dark Delight

What’s more worrying? The fact that I’m alarmingly good at being evil… or the fact that you like it?

Either way, it’s time to choose your next Delightfully Dark audio, because a little menace never hurt anyone (except, well… maybe it did).

All audios will be posted on February 5th and sent via email to all January-subscribed patrons. So, have a look, take your pick, and let’s step into the shadows together.

✨ Option 1 - You always wanted to be famous… but not like this. A sweet-voiced true crime podcaster has chosen your disappearance as her big break, of course, you’ll have to disappear first. And she’s more than happy to make that happen.

📚 Option 2 - Your adorable tutor has been a miracle for your grades, but there’s just one problem, every time you get close to someone else, disaster strikes. It’s almost like… she doesn’t want to share you.

🔒 Option 3 - When your building finally got security, you felt safer. But you shouldn’t have. The night shift guard is always watching, always smiling. And under that gentle, reassuring gaze, you’re starting to wonder… are you being protected? Or kept?

👻 Option 4 - It started with small things—your girlfriend acting strange, her voice a little too soft, her touch a little too cold.  Then you realised: she’s not alone in there. A lovestruck ghost has taken over her body just to be close to you. But ghosts can only possess souls touched by darkness… so why was your sweet girlfriend so easy to claim?

💌 Option 5 - Your girlfriend is the sweetest thing, devoted, affectionate… maybe too much. But when you try to break things off, you’ll find out just how deep her love goes. Because with her, you don’t just leave; you’re loved to death.

Let me know your pick. And don’t worry, I promise not to read too much into your choice.