Why is it socially unacceptable to eat someone’s chocolate but perfectly fine for them to steal your stapler?
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Alright, let’s just say this was not my finest moment. Sure, I ate all the chocolate, but in my defence, it was a really stressful morning! And yes, I broke the printer again, but you’d miss me if I didn’t. And now I’m hiding under your desk (again) trying to confess that I might, sort of, actually love you. So… we’re good, yeah?
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Event: I broke the printer (again), ate all the chocolate in an advent calendar, and now I’m in hiding. And maybe… just maybe… I accidentally confessed that I’m in love with you. Oops?
Setting: It’s just us in your quiet little IT lair. Honestly, no one ever comes here except me, which says a lot about both of us, really.
Mood: Chaotic, but with a side of sentimental. Think: chocolate-fuelled panic meets sappy stationery metaphors.
Characters: Me: the world’s clumsiest office worker, a danger to printers everywhere. You: the unreasonably patient IT guru who always fixes everything—including my heart.
Theme: Sometimes love is messy, like a broken printer or a stolen ruler, but that’s what makes it worth the risk.
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[F4A] Happy Human Sounds Are Sad Printer Sounds [Co-worker Roleplay][Office Crimes][Scary i.t. Guru Listener][Office Romance][You Have to Be Petty to Survive the Corporate World][Rampaging][Hide Me][You Like Me!][Can I Have a Keyboard?][Love Confession][That Poor Printer][Friends to Lovers][Colleagues to Lovers][Office Romance][Awkward Confession][Adorkable Chaos][Petty Revenge Gone Wrong][Hiding in Plain Sight][It to the Rescue][Colleagues to Lovers][Awkward Crush][I’m in a Little Bit of Trouble][I’m Not Obsessed With Stationery, Just Protective][Romantic][Comedy][Clumsy][Mischievous][Gender Neutral][Do You Think I’m Acting Suspicious? Because I Promise, I’m Not. Okay, Maybe a Little Suspicious][I Broke the Printer. Again. But That’s Not Why I’m Here. Not Really][I’m in Trouble. Serious, Chocolate-Related Trouble. You’re the Only One Who Can Save Me][This Might Be the Worst Day of My Life… or the Best, Depending on What You Say Next]