I've Just Been Savagely Complimented
Added 2024-10-09 10:21:01 +0000 UTCAdorable? My sense of whimsy is adorable? What kind of backhanded compliment is that? I don’t have a 'sense of whimsy’—I’m a bloody malicious cupcake, and I’ll gut you with a spoon if you so much as breathe in my general direction.
Care to fling your most savage compliment my way, one so cheeky it might just inspire me to take a spoon to your ankles?
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Why a spoon? “Because it’s dull, you twit. It’ll hurt more!!”
EarlGrayAddict
2024-10-21 15:26:34 +0000 UTCBaby giraffe
Damon Myers
2024-10-10 04:04:08 +0000 UTC
