Oh, no, I’m fine, just hiding in my shell over here, definitely not freaking out because you like me… in a work-inappropriate way. Who knew a snail girl’s worst enemy would be office politics—and stairs, of course, glorious stairs…”
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Metadata Elements:
Event: Just your average day in the life of a snail girl, getting tangled in misunderstandings, jealous co-workers, and discovering that you have secretly liked me all along. Oh, and I may or may not be applying for a promotion.
Setting: An office full of mean-spirited pranks, gossip, and endless staircases. There’s also the occasional heart-to-heart between a snail girl and the only person who seems to get her (that’s you).
Mood: Friendly sarkiness meets awkward romance. It’s a rollercoaster of "I’m fine" mixed with a pinch of wait, you really like me? and a side of plotting revenge on that office bitch, Anna.
Characters:
Me: The hardworking, anxiety-ridden snail girl who leaves slime trails everywhere (it’s cute, okay?).
You: The calm, patient listener who may or may not be the reason for Anna’s incessant jealousy.
Theme: It’s all about the messy process of realising your worth, dealing with office drama, and, of course, falling in love when you least expect it—slime and all.
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[F4A] A Love of Stairs [Snail Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl][Co-workers to Lovers][Office Romance][Stairs!][Awkward as Fuck][Jealousy][Insecurity][Vulnerability][Prank War Only Not So Much][Hard Working Little Snail Girl][Clueless][Gender Neutral][When Everyone Else Is Out for a “Training Day” It Is Just You and Your Snail Girl Colleague Holding the Fort][Of Course I Have Your Picture in My Shell][You’re Jealous of Me? A Snail?][They Say It’s Just Banter, But When There’s Salt on Your Desk, It’s Personal][If I Had Known Office Politics Were This Petty, I Would’ve Stayed in My Shell][Apparently My Efficiency Is an Act of Workplace Violence… Who Knew?]