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Let's Talk About One Nation
[Patreon Exclusive]
Hello Patrons,
We've seen a lot of discussion surrounding One Nation's surge in popularity and thought it would be a good idea to share Jordan's views on this. Let us know if you think we need to make videos like this when we're back posting publicly soon. Or we could just make fun of Facebook posts from One Nation supporters (or both).
We're hoping to have some updates for you soon about when we can come back to posting more often. But you know the dri...
The US Empire Gets Desperate
Hell Patrons,
Just another video we're giving to you slightly early. We were supposed to still be away but needed to do a bit of commentary on what's unfolded in Venezuela. It's crazy.
Hope you had a great New Years,
The FJ Crew
Privatisation of Qantas and the Commonwealth Bank (Happy New Year)
[Patreon Exclusive]
Hello Patrons,
We hope you had a great Christmas.
This video is a Patreon exclusive followup to our video on the 80s we put out 2 weeks ago. Make sure you watch it here first for more context: https://www.patreon.com/posts/accord-146032611?utm_medium=clipboard...
Let's Talk About Islamic Extremism
Hello Patrons,
We've made another video about the Bondi shooting. We didn't want to but the way discourse has unfolded on this tragedy has been truly insane and there a few things we felt need to be talked about.
This video will come out later in the afternoon but we're interested in hearing your thoughts. Soon we'll have the Keating Banking video mentioned in the Accord video, we've just been busy putting together these videos for the time being.
Thank you all for your...
The Accord
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We wanted to get this to you a few days ago but were delayed. We've been teasing this video for a while now, it's a pretty big piece on how Australia was put on the right track in the 1980s and how we're still benefitting today from decisions made them.
We think this one will drum up a lot of discussion so we're keen to hear your thoughts. There's mention of a Patreon exclusive video about the banks in here too, we'll upload that one for you in ...
The Milat Video
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
Here's the vid we've been talking about for a few weeks. A look at some of Ivan Milat's colourful connections to noteable people in NSW. This video is quite diffrent than anything we've ever produced before so we're interested in hearing your thoughts. It's a pretty wild and sprawling one.
We'll be making a few tweaks to this before it comes out for everyone next week on Youtube, don't worry, we'll re-record the pronunciation of roman-à-clef. T...
The Organised Crime Situation is Crazy
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
This video will be live on Youtube in a few hours but we wanted to give you a look at it first. It's been over a month since these new revelations have been brought to light, and it seems like there's been no movement from either the ABC or NSW Police.
We're not going to just let this go away.
This video got brought forward because we wanted to get it out publicly. We'll be putting a few more videos out soon including the bigger political one...
Patreon Q&A November
Hello Patrons,
Here's the response to the questions asked a few days ago. We got through most of them but we merged some of the similar ones and didn't have time to do a few more because this already went for over an hour.
Jordan goes pretty in-depth on a lot of different topics so the whole thing is definitely worth a watch!
Paramedics Confess Their Sins
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We've got another early comedy video for you this week, but we'll have a second video for you in a few days. That one is a bigger, more political video but it's taking a bit of time to put the finishing touches on it. You'll know why when you see it, it's pretty hefty!
We'll also be putting out the Q&A shortly, we're collecting a few more responses and then filing it later today. In the meantime enjoy Paramedics Confess Their Sins.
Patreon Q&A
Hello Patrons,
While we're not posting we thought it would be a good idea to do a Q&A answering any questions you have about the channel. Obviously there's going to be a lot we can't talk about due to everything going on but we're hoping to have some answers for you soon on that front too.
We've opened this one to all tiers except the lowest one because that would result in too many questions and we wouldn't even be able to answer a fraction of them. The end video will be availa...
WARHAMMER Confess Your Sins
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
Last week we asked if you wanted to see this video sooner rather than later and it seemed like a lot of you did. So here it is, Warhammer confess your sins. We've got a few bigger political videos in the works and we'll show those to you early when they're ready.
There's still a lot going on behind the scenes and we don't know when we'll be back posting. In a few days we'll post a Q&A thread to give you patrons some more content while we're away....
Shane Wars: The Boomer Strikes Back
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We filmed this one a few weeks back and it got delayed due to everything going on. This is the exciting next chapter in the ongoing saga: SHANE WARS. Shane Dowling has struck back with damning evidence of Jordan's misdeeds... by once again misinterpreting outdated mainstream media articles and making stuff up.
If you missed any of the earlier video responses we've made about Shane have a look at the Youtube page.
We're still working a lot ...
2025-11-07 02:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post"I wanna kill him so bad"
We're just putting this video out on here in case anyone missed it on Youtube or our other platforms. There are a few things about the firebombing I've known for a while that are now coming to a head and I don't feel I can stay silent any longer.
As stated at the end of the video we'll be going on hiatus until further notice. Much like the last time we were in a comparable situation we're still planning on releasing videos here to patrons every week. Many of these have already been ful...
Patreon Poll October
Hello Patrons,
Here is the poll based on many of the popular suggestions from the other day. There are a lot of options so you can vote for more than one. There were an enormous amount of suggestions so we couldn't include them all but this is a pretty wide sample.
We'll definitely make the winner and look at other popular suggestions to inform what videos we make in the future.
We haven't been posting this week, the reason for that will be clear soon. Just wait a little bi...
Barnaby defecting to One Nation?
[Patreon Exclusive]
Hello Patrons,
We're doing things a little bit differently today. Under normal circumstances we'd jump on putting this video out publicly ASAP, Barnaby Joyce being set to succeed Pauline Hanson as the leader of One Nation is massive news. However, we're working on something that will be released very soon and don't want to take attention away from it by uploading anything else right now.
The time for this story will pass soon so that's why it'll just stay h...
Patreon Suggestion Thread
Hello Patrons,
For all the new people here this is something we do every month. We're collecting video ideas from you and will make a poll in a few days with the most popular topics. We'll then produce the winner of the poll and look into some of the other popular suggestions.
Comment below with what videos you'd like to see! If you see something you're interested in, give that comment a like. That will help us choose what goes in the poll.
Thank you all for your support ...
Queensland, are you OK?
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
This week we've got the winner of the last patreon poll: an update on how Queensland is doing under the LNP. We're here to break down the new Crisafulli government's performing across a few different areas and look at their plans for the future. Let's just say, for once Jordan is glad he doesn't live in Queensland.
We'll be doing the next Patreon suggestion thread in a day or two, keep your eyes open for that. We hope you enjoy this one which you...
The Crazy and True Plan for Australia's Inland Sea
Hello Patrons,
As you can imagine, we've been a bit busy behind the scenes but we've still got some big and different videos in the works. This video is a bit more of a fun one. It looks not only at the real plan to create and inland sea in Australia, but the long history of searching for an inland sea in the past.
Let us know what you think about this one because it is a bit of a departure from our regular content.
We'll have some more updates soon about some of the heav...
TASMANIA
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
This is one we've had brewing for a while. It's an overview of the whacky land of Tasmanian politics with historical context explaining why Tasmania is the way it is. We know you patrons like the longer explainer vids so we think you're going to like this one. It's not all history though, we've got some up to date info about goings on in Tassie.
Expect the QLD video you voted for next week, we're filming that one tomorrow alongside something big y...
Lawyers Who Threatened Me: Where Are They Now?
Hello Patrons,
This one is similar to a video we did about journalists who attacked us at the end of last year. This time it's the lawyers turn. Let's see what happened to all the lawyers who sent in legal threats, they've been busy!
Looks like the QLD update won on the Patreon poll too, we're at work on that video right now. We've also got a big tassie video we'll share with you early in a few days.
Thank you all for your support!
The FJ Crew
Patreon Poll
Hello Patrons,
We've collected a lot of the popular responses from the suggestion threads. There are a lot of options here, maybe too many, so we've combined some of the similar suggestions you all came up with.
You can vote more than once, so give anything you're interested in a vote. We'll be making the winner but we will also definitely take other popular choices into account. So just because something doesn't win doesn't mean we won't make that video.
All patrons can vot...
Video Suggestion Thread (Open)
Hello All,
If you've come from our most recent Youtube video, we collection Patreon suggestions about upcoming videos and make a poll every month.
Suggest videos you'd like to see us work on in the comments here, give likes to topics you'd like to see.
Check back in a few hours and we'll have the poll up!
This one is open to everyone, for the paid patrons check out 2 early videos on the main patreon page!
Thank you for your support!
The FJ Crew
Extra Video (EB Games Staff Confess Their Sins)
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We're putting out an extra early video this week as a Patreon drive. EB Games Staff confess their sins, a lot of people have been clamoring for this one in the comments.
We know you usually prefer the political vids here so have a look at our post from yesterday for another early vid, that one's a long, detailed video on China.
Check back in a few hours for the video suggestion poll.
In the meantime enjoy EB Games staff confess their sins.
2025-09-09 05:39:34 +0000 UTC
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friendlyjordies SELLS OUT to China
[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We've been talking about this video for a while but we're finally ready to share it with you. A look at China on the world stage with a particular focus on our relationship with them. There's a lot crammed into this video so we hope you like it!
Note: A few little line changes and rerecords are still happening for the final bits of polish. We're not sure if this will be seen as a controversial video and it will come out on Wednesday so we're keen to ...
Victorian Labor + Video Suggestion Thread
[Patreon Exclusive]
Hello Patrons,
Read the description for this one!
The winner of the last poll was a video on Victoria Labor. This started as the housing video we released last week which was heavily focused on Vic Labor. After that we weren't quite sure what we could do specifically do on Vic Labor that would still be relevant. So here are some of Jordan's thoughts on their current state. This video is just for the patrons because it's a more behind-closed-doors type of vid. i...
I have more to say about the Guardian
[Patreon Exclusive]
Hello Patrons,
In case you missed it we just uploaded a video about the Guardian taking down one of our videos. Watch that first if you haven't but this is an exclusive chat that follows on from the end of that video. It's got some spicier stuff that doesn't belong on YouTube publicly, this is just a peek behind the curtain for the Patrons.
We hope you enjoy it, we'll have some more exclusive Patreon videos in the works very soon on top of our regular ...
The Guardian Took My Video Down
[Early Access]
Note: The extra Patreon exclusive video mentioned at the end will be up here in a few hours. Check back later today.
Hello Patrons,
In the leadup to the Federal election we were doing a few streams. In one of them Jordan decided to watch the Guardian's podcast where they were pining for a minority government. All of you on here are probably across Jordan's thoughts on that matter so naturally he managed to talk for hours about the 20 minute Guardian podcast.
...