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The Peanut Butter Paradox

My father, in his infinite wisdom, asked me to get him peanut butter—the kind with actual peanuts in it. Naturally, I assumed crunchy, but it turns out he meant the revolutionary concept of peanut butter with, wait for it, peanuts. I feel a migraine coming on.

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So...peanut butter *and* peanuts? As opposed to peanut butter *with* peanuts?

Galimeer5

I don’t understand. Am I missing something? lol. I don’t understand the difference

EarlGrayAddict

Does he mean whole, unshelled peanuts? That doesn't exist.

Mike Taylor


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