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Chris does great in his role as the “liberal faggot” this podcast

Dakota Arsenault

God bless the kid. I’d probably like him as a friend. But O’Connor might be an actual retarded person (his worldly views are so basura)

Jameis1of1

I'm sure it saddens him to think you're a stereotype and a moron too. Stop wasting your time thinking about and judging men you don't know. Dumbass.

Do you think Teddy Roosevelt and his boys stopped dropped shut em down and opened up shop

Damn man it saddens me that o Connor is a delusional dumb f*ck libtard 😂

Alex

We need more of this

this was way too confusing to read

**Shane is Sam H.**

Danny Kane

I’m new to the cast and when Matt and the other guy (not Shane) are talking I can’t tell who is who. Also, sometimes I forget what I’m listening to and think Matt is Sam Hyde. This is a gay comment but I’m just speaking my truth, post.

Danny Kane

God O’Connor is tough to listen to now he has all this confidence

On it 👍🤣🤣

Pay up bitch

David

bruh yall know that 99% of them just fly right through you, like neutrinos its like 3 trillion per cubic centimeter of space that fly through you every second its fuking nutz

Spoken like a DAWG who's taken some cosmic rays to the dome and become enlightened FUCK YEAH BROTHER.

Abuelito

Matt and Shane, I will gladly go to $5 a month if you bring back Lemaire for at least one podcast

fug dat I am cosmic rays dawg don't you no matter is just atoms vibrating so that shit won't damage me because i'm low key vibrating on some next level shit. miss me with that can't shit bruh we's AmeriCANs

African Rose

Yo, you can’t live in space out-side of the sun’s gravitational shell due to cosmic rays. Cosmic rays are atoms flying at light speed, like light photons that will destroy electronics. We have probes that have reached that far and sustained damage from cosmic rayz. Look up sixty symbols on the tube great vids

What’s the deal here boys

I don't think they're gunna do one, they didn't even mention it

Leo also once said if you binge the Gilly & Keeves sketches it'll resume for a short moment, but for that short moment only...

I'm a couple bls in and I'm feelin rowdy, where's that new paytch boys

Leonardo da Vinci once said time stands still after consuming a fresh hot YouTube cast while waiting for the paytch cast

Matt falling. Haha https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/jg4swi/man_falls_through_the_floor_while_trying_to_evade/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

fire hot cast boiz

look at us boys, just chillin after a semi hot cast waiting for that new patreon ep. lol

Glizzy Gardini

African Rose

Where's dat new epi boiz? Craving lolz

Chris O’Connor is a straight up mega dork. lol

I say we get Oconnies on the next starship off this planet

Chris sos

The dawgz need to eat where yall at

Wes D

New ep please

Y’all gotta come to northwest arkansas! The grove comedy club!

Shout out west chester, barns gang

Ever since Shane didn’t like the rogue pouches Schaub gave him, I’ve been calling myself gey for liking them. Rogies help!

Keep Fishing

https://streamable.com/py3zj5 THE DAWGS NEED TO SEE THIS

Jason Deruko

Milk is really good Narcan…clinically proven.

Anyone here ever heard this speech by Benjamin H Freedman? https://youtu.be/SqwFwl2lOeM

Floyd Zeppelin

balis rules. Big keep. Fuck Kelly forever. Douchebag.

FREEMAN ERA

Happy Birthday Shane! December 11th.

Sean

And because you want to big-dick the dawgz on "hurr explain it".... The D|\|C, ran & funded by HiIIary CIinton, paid Chrlstopher SteeIe to "find knowledge about the opposition" and suggested they should ham it up.The D|\|C also tipped off lgor Denchanko, a Russlan, that Trumþ was staying at the Rltz-CarIton hotel. SteeIe sat down and penned a story that has since been roundly disproven (with criminaI charges associated I might add), SteeIe having used Denchnko as a so called "primary source" (despite both being D|\|C affiliated) , the only fact used being that TrumÞ stayed at the Rltz-Cariton. The D|\|C paid SteeIe & Dnchanko for that Dossler, and then gave it to the FBl who opened an investlgation on Trumþ using a FlZA warrant that was *lIIegallyobtained* and contained *unverified information* which is a *federaI crime*. While all this is going on, Ioretta Iynch meets with BiII CIinton on a plane *while she is investlgating BiII's wife* and C0mey *corroborates HiIIary's involvement but says they shouldn't pursue charges* despite C0mey being the investigator, not the prosecutor; then Iynch said they weren't going to pursue charges per C0mey's recommendation despite having met with the CIInton's that week 😂 and remember how everyone gaslit TrumÞ about being "wir3tapp3d"...? The FBl used recorded phonecalls from Trump tower to prosecute Michael FIynn for "lying to them" when he had misremembered a conversation. And lgor Dechenko and Christopher SteeIe? Have been arrested and are facing charges for their involvement, and the Drham investigation is still ongoing, so who knows, in a perfect world we'll see a CIinton perp walk

Jam Central Station

"What Russian hoax?" God dammit Chris. GOD DAMMIT Chris. Like a year ago you'd call Trump Putin's puppet all the time, drop the tomfoolery please.

Jam Central Station

Chris o’coward ;)

Superhater

My daddies are back

https://youtu.be/8PU7ECkxvio?t=5556 gillis on skanks

African Rose

So rather than comment on jussie case CNN covered real estate agents who are using tiktok to sell homes....one of these agents was brave enough to show his email address on the segment...I took the liberty of crushing the mans email account and sending scat porn to everyone he knows.

African Rose

Your fat cuz

Here for Shane, stay for Matt! DAWGS let’s fucking go! Chris O’cuckold slowly transforming into a Freemason in real time!!!

YO I'M FOR SALE

Coinberg Goldenstein

Oconnie is an idiot

African Rose

Why is Chris on the Pod? What a cuck.

If you blow someone in the Metaverse is it gay ? Asking for a friend

hereistheevidence dot com

joe markson

He was great as Lord Varys

Brian Stelter is a eunuch

Luke

Hey Chris, I want more spuzifiks

Life of Crime 1984 - 2020

Kayla

Fauci's spiritual animal is AIDS

Coinberg Goldenstein

What's the name of that doc?

That HBO documentary Matt was talking about is just The Trailer Park Boys essentially

I hope your long neck snaps

O'Conner is so fucking retarded

silly duck shane

you disgust me.

budbuds

Oh shit *Michael face* thanks bud

did you bother to look at the post right before this one?

Hey fags does the paytch usually release on video here too?

The plots thickened 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Hosk (damnedmelody)

That's a thing? Whoops

This episode improved my life, I’m now brushing before bed again thanks to Shane.

JD Vance Refrigeration

Hey look we landed people on Mars to start a colony! I guess we can all live peacefully together in awe of how cool we are now. Someone sock O'Connies for me

Tell Chris he can pay for my fucking gas if he likes Boss Man Biden so much

I already pay $10 and I'll double it if on the next cast Shane surprise depantses him while Matt pulls the chain and then we never have to hear him regurgitate what MSNBC told him again as he scurries off camera in shame on his hairy Frodo feet.

Large Marge

I’ll upgrade to the $10 tier if you promise to never have O’Conor on again, what a boring guest

Sick. Thanks homie

Casey Blazys

http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news/2021/11/11/hbo-documentary-life-of-crime-1984-2020-a-36-year-long-odyssey-into-lives-plagued-by-addiction-and-crime-debuts-november-30-435114/20211111hbo01/

What was the documentary they were talking about?

Casey Blazys

Building 7

African Rose

Evil smells

BIG FAT CHANCHO

The Turd gets awfully debateful and talkative when WAR MODE isn't around... 🤔

MoldyToad

Fauci the Fauggot and Musings from a Legitimate CNN Cuck…great ep boys.

Psy op

DixonCyder

Gotta love when the Turd is on the pod

No Stuff Island is good and Chris is funnier on it. It’s the best of the MSSP adjacent casts imo.

The giraffe

China is asshoeee

Floyd Zeppelin

For someone who wants to build bridges, the Shaman keeps turning everything back to partisan politics on this one. If Dinesh is in your feed, log off. That’s propaganda.

The giraffe

We need to create a big enemy.....Russian hoax makes a lotta sense when Chris starts blabbing

Stinky_Dinky

Don’t crumb

Motherfuckin in this bitch

Colyn Hillard

Never would have expected to hear Shane irrationally diss Pat Metheny.

F. Josef K.

The turd took that from last podcast on the left , typical turd behavior

Andrew williams

They got shot down by weapons dealt by the US government in Benghazi via H. Clinton's state dept.

Darnold14MVP

Regarding the seal teams, Extortion One-Seven look it up. WAR MODE

Darnold14MVP

Fuck outer space. Load of shit.

beachside apocalypse

I'm about tired of that bleeding heart liberal

zack

The cast is pandemic, it will be with us forever

Can’t stop the cast you can only hope to contain it

Fuck Chris

The dawgz are up

Ef Aye Jesus

How great is our God

JoJo TheIdiotCircusBoy

What are you doing up butternut?

What you doing up at this hour Flutefruit?

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